non-lucid

I had two dreams last night.
In one, I was on vacation somewhere with my friend's family and mine. I accidentally put on his (my friend) sister's shoes and suddenly an earthquake hit. When I woke up, I was his sister! This should have seemed a bit odd, but apparently I don't RC enough because I did not become lucid. I completely took on the role of his sister, and when we went home I lived her life for about a week (it was like a movie, where it showed small clips of things. I didn't experience a full week as her.) Then, I woke up around 1 AM.
I attempted to WBTB but it didn't work. I simply fell asleep. I had a dream that me and my friends Konnor and Kevin were captured by this group of 3 people. They said they were going to enslave us. First they fed us Italian-Style thanksgiving dinner, and then they took us to their garden (which was oddly similar to the garden at my old house) and gave us some rather sharp gardening tools. We seized the opportunity and grabbed the tools and charged them. Then something happened and before long we were having a snowball fight. My friend Kevin was on the other team for whatever reason, but me and Konnor were together and halfway in, Konnor pulled out a revolver. Kevin pulled one out too and shot Konnor. As I was crawling over to get Konnor's gun, Kevin shot at me and I dodged, but suddenly I woke up in the middle of performing the action of dodging.

In this dream, I was in Florida with my cousins. There were two parts of the dream, both connected but I cannot remember how.
In the first, which is much more vague in my memory, we had some sort of spaceship which we had to use to defend the Gulf of Mexico from the USAF (?) with. Apparently we succeeded.
The second is far more vivid. In it, a neighbor threatens to kill us. He chases us throughout the state as we search for a telephone, until finding one on a boat. We call the police, and a man named Bill picks up and asks me how I'm feeling. But the man is instantly killed when I hang up. Then, I walked in to a subway. Two indian men were behind the curtain. I asked for pizza and some garlic bread, which they gave me. I ate the meal, and was soon after woken up.

So last Thursday, my girlfriend dumped me for my best friend. Needless to say I beat him shitless and we're friends again, but she's out of my life.
Anyway, I had another dream about her, as always, even though I'd though I'd lost feelings for her.. but I was dreaming we were together again, not kissing like usual, but just happy to be together. We made passionate love on a rock afterwards, and I thought it was magical. This was non-lucid.
But I woke up and felt nothing for her. What's going on?

I had a lucid dream!
So I slept last night but I actually didn't have a dream, I had one of those sleeps where you close your eyes and you open them again and it's morning.
But then I lay down multiple times after that and fell lightly asleep, and was repeatedly awakened by people shifting in their sleep (I am snowed in with multiple people) and so finally one time I woke up and saw a cartoon-looking blue chevron symbol on the fireplace. So I thought, "Huh, that's weird, that's not normally there! Hey, wait a minute, I'M DREAMING!" I felt a very strange sensation and calmed my self down, so as to prolong the dream. Then I decided to test what I could do. Being indoors, I couldn't fly, so I decided to try using my mind to move things. I threw the blue chevron across the room. It went through a wall. Then I felt myself waking up, and I sat down and tried to do one more thing, but then I woke up.
Before this, I had had a dream during one of these sleeps where there were people in the house (i.e. burglars) and so I was looking for a weapon and I found a knife that belonged to my grandfather, it was a swiss army knife except with the national symbol of Ireland. But all it had on it were kitchen utensils, so I looked on it, and eventually I found a carving knife. But then I woke up.

Okay so we're in a huge mall like humongous. We are christmas shopping, it's me and my mom. So we find this thing, the uDraw Studio with Tablet for Wii, and I'm like "Mom, should I get this for dad?" And she said "Well DUHHHHH"
So we bought it.
I had a dream adjacent to this one, and I can't for the life of me remember if it was before or after, but we were in a cabin thing and we were fighting some evil people who wanted to take our firewood.

This was a dream I had, it was pretty vivid. To start out, I was at school, and I asked my friend Joe if we could hang out later. He said yeah, but he had to go to his Grandma's funeral first. I told him I would go to it. I got 2 of my other friends with me, and we went to the funeral later that day.
But halfway during the funeral, Joe realized he did love and miss his Grandma and told us to go away. So I sat around and ate cookies for a while afterwards.
I then woke up very briefly, and had a dream about going and getting dinner, but of course it was just a dream, to my disappointment as I lay still in bed.

So last night I was attempting to WILD and doing really well. I was having hallucinations and keeping still. A scene started to form, I think it was a pyramid (like an egyptian pyramid.) I knew this was it, because I spent most of the day studying Egypt. But then...
THE PHONE RANG.
And BAM! It was gone. I went to the phone and it was a telemarketer. I picked it up and it was a person and I screamed expletives for a minute or two and hung up. Then, I was so tired from the attempt, that I fell asleep when I got back to bed.
I had a dream that me and my friend were on a boat that went through the air. Then, other people came and tried to steal our pokemon. So we got in to a huge fight on the boat and ended up in a park type thing where we continued to fight. We then battled in a lake and got caught in a current and we fell down a waterfall. Roger from American Dad was there for some reason, and he joined our fight. In the end its just me and one other person, I jump up to give the final blow but he pushes me back, my head hits a rock and I pass out. When I wake up, I'm in the Capitol Rotunda in Washington. A congressman in a leather suit is yelling at me.
"WHAT IS THIS?"
"I don't know sir..."
"THIS IS TOO... AWESOME... GREAT JOB BRO..."
"Um what?"
I gave him some steel clamp thing, it's hard to describe, but it could like change positions and it was a giant steel ball...
So that was the end of my dream.

I had two or three dreams, one kinda flowed in to another.
First off, there was this albert einstein looking guy chasing me around with a giant hammer. But eventually he hit himself in the head with it and died. Then my REM cycle ended.
Later on, I suddenly began dreaming about going camping and it being incredibly rainy and we got hit by a tidal wave. The tidal wave washed us 200 miles and we ended up at somebody's house. there was a party with a bunch of people I knew.
I was talking with them, and this guy who owned the house was throwing out gummy bears, except when you touched them they turned in to full size gummy snakes. oh and also gummy oranges. So I ate a bunch and got really tired until someone came and told me it was time to go to war and he gave me a gun. Then he came back a second later and told me that we won the war. So I stood up and clapped. But then they were scanning this girl's head and they said that she already had the microchip from the enemy, and that in 2 hours she would turn in to Miley Cyrus. (miley cyrus? lolwut?) So she cried alot and then I woke up.

OK Sorry but Im just trying to get some dreams up.
This one was a few years ago.
I was riding on a rock, alone, down a rocky cliff. It was really bumpy. And then my grandpa (still living, then and now) came as an apparition and told me I was an idiot to ride a rock down a rocky cliff. But I kept going. This went on for about 20 minutes, I rode, he told me I was stupid, until I woke up.

I had this dream a few weeks ago.
So I was climbing around in a jungle gym and my dad was behind me. But then he fell down and told me to keep going. So I did and finally I got to the top. But then an earthquake hit so my dad told me to jump down. So I jumped down but then he turned in to a pair of crutches and just as I hit the ground I woke up.