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I went out onto my street and heard a very loud snoring. It was a large bear under a car and apparently he was disturbing the neighbors. So I decided to throw a rock at it to get it to leave. It woke up and started to chase me.

I ran furiously to the apartments across the street and I jumped over a concrete wall into a pool area (Which is not there in real life BTW). Thinking bears cannot swim, I leap into the pool... Turns out they can...



It starts swimming towards me, throwing punches and trying to drown me. (This bear was acting like a human and I was genuinely frightened... Don't fuck with bears...)

This is the point where I skip in time...

I find myself on an endless highway at night, still in a panic from the bear attack, I see a saloon style bar on the side... I go inside and hide in the bathroom stall, I crouch down on top of the toilet and hope...

The bear walks in and searches around, he punches the mirror and then sees me peek over the stall door.

He busts in and starts beating me up furiously, I struggle my way out of the bathroom and into the main bar area, as he enters the bar area I am flailing my arms and roaring to try and deter it. It punches me across the room and while all the people watch I am furiously fighting with the bear. I summon up enough strength to punch it in the gut and then I get something to beat it in the back of the head with.. It starts to get weaker and weaker then it's head falls to the table... It somehow obtains the object and beats my head...

I don't remember much more but I'm pretty sure I won eventually