Rawracookie's DJ

I am in some department store. I'm trying to sell an invention, I guess. Something like rocket shoes? I take shoe lining off the hook near the register and put them in a pair of shoes. A customer comes to try to put it on, but it doesn't fit. I fiddle with some plastic collapsable cup that was up there. I then decide to leave the register and go deeper into the store. I have the intention of stealing that cup. I stick it into my pocket and walk past the front doors into some area. There are some bathrooms. I drink from the drinking fountain and fill up my cup. I drink out of it. I go back towards the door, but turn left instead. There are still some interesting things I can shoplift. I see a vending machine and think about soda. There is a group of young children gathered around a TV with a VCR hooked up to it (lolwut). There's a catalog of videos around. I start looking for a specific one. I remember of thinking of the excuse, "it's for my little sisters," in case anybody asked me about it.

Something about Dr. Gero? He eventually turns good for whatever reason and now we are trying to call somebody. Me, Dr. Gero, and a couple of other characters. A girl in the group notices a phone that has credit card info already in it. She swipes it and it turns out to be hers. She is not amused. I act like I'm going to incur more funds from her card on the vending machine. I don't, I take pity on her (I'm just the King of empathy and understanding, right?). I leave the group and run into a couple of friends. St. and Br. Br. has her head in a bowl full of water, like a diver's helmet in reverse. She, St., and a bunch of people are at the tables next to the front door for her birthday. I help her to breathe by tilting her head back into the air in the bowl. At some point in here I wake up.

At some points this dream seems unfocused.

I RC (I don't remember the circumstances at that moment). I remember trying to give special consideration to be in control. I then seek to stabilize the dream. I am in some italian restaurant (I don't think I was there before). On each table is a large cylinder of spices/condiments. I think originally it was just shredded and powdered parmesan cheese in a small cylinder. I try to get at the shredded parmesan cheese. A waiter is fiddling with the container. It is expanded to include lots of things in it. I grab a good pinch of the fancy shredded parmesan cheese and eat it.

In here I forgot some dream material.

I remember something about a house that my family and my aunt Sa. and her husband live in. For some reason, her two sons (just a couple years old) are not there. I don't remember all that goes on in there.

I am in a caricature of the dollar general next to the price chopper. It is here that I do some defense of a little girl from some pedophile. The girl's character is initially D.W. from the children's show Arthur, but I think it morphs into my little sister Ge. The pedophile is some male school figure. The girl does some weird self-defense on a roller coaster in the large parking lot. Something about using a wrench to dismantle the weird scaffolding/car the pedophile is on. I think at some point it is apparent that the girl is the wrench (lolwut).

I think I have some detour from the roller coaster to a playground.

I eventually kill the pedophile back at the roller coaster. I think this makes some people angry that I murdered him. I am chased out of the dollar general to my car in the parking lot. I have trouble lining up the key to the lock, but I make it into the car and lock it. A large woman is threatening me from outside my window. She attracts a large crowd around my car as I try to start and drive it away. I think about how these are just dream people and I try to run them down to get away. I try to drive but find that the people are able to hold my car in place. I think then to try to teleport. I close my eyes and try to do some sort of dream spinning, but I can't really move that well in my car.

I don't think it works, but late I am away at the other end of the parking lot. I think I do some random stuff in the parking lot. Primary of which is doing the nose plug for fun. It felt good to breathe through pinched nostrils. In fact, it feels odd to not be able to do that now (lol).

I am at the auto parts store at the other end of the parking lot. I'm trying to leave to go somewhere else.

I eventually end up in cool crest (an arcade). I walk around for a bit before deciding to try to break the glass and steal the prizes (normally won by tickets). I look around for a bit trying to find something hard enough. I pick up a chair and try to break the glass. I find that the chair (something like this: http://sarahbernardy.files.wordpress...stic-chair.jpg ) just bounces off of the glass. I give it several good solid whacks before observing that I can just hop over the counter (lol). I grab the musical keyboard that has caught my eye. I successfully get some sound out of it. I go around trying the musical instruments. I get some guy following me around trying them too and trying to strike up conversation. Eventually some dude comes in and plays some metal on a nice keyboard thing people around us are calling a bass. He's playing the full song rather than just the bass. More of that random guy following me. I wake up.

At some point in here, I think I wake up and want to write down the dream but go back to dreaming. Not sure if it was a false awakening.

I start in a world where I am a super hero. It is me and Je. vs some enemy. I shoot icecicles. At some point during the fight, I miss fours shots. The icecicles clump together and rotate like a videogame powerup. I get it and have the ability to make a creature of water to help me fight. It defeats my enemy. Me and Je. start going to our base to pack up and leave. Somehow we have trouble getting to our base.

I am at the far end of my street with Je. We are walking to my house. For some reason, I reality check. The breath doesn't flow very smoothly when I do the nose plug. At first I think I'm dreaming but I doubt it. I do it a couple of times and acknowledge that I am dreaming. My breath flows smoothly through my pinched nostrils. I now see Je. as a dream character. I still ask him to come with me to my house. I then remember to stabilize my dream. I fall to my knees and feel the grass. I smell it and taste it. I remember appreciating the vividness. It seems very bright. Usually it is fairly dark in my dreams. We begin walking towards my house. I think, "I sure wish I was home." We are teleported to Je.'s house. I think "No, no! This is the wrong guy's house!" I fiddle around trying to get outside through Je.'s relatives. I then think to teleport again. I start trying to go to my house. I then think of my college and my first major lucid goal. I wanted to get a specific dream character to follow me around and remind me that I was dreaming. I say, "I wish I was there." I visualize it in my head. Me and Je. are transported to my college (or a caricature of it). I am in the cafeteria. I steal some food. It is some gravy slathered meat (aw, yeah!) between two buns. Yum. I decide it is easier to spit it out than swallow it. I end up on the floor bored/sick (wtf?). A voice reminds me of my goal (I don't know if the voice came from anywhere).

I leave the cafeteria to the hallway in some inky black darkness. I have some trouble. I am now some weird dragon thing. I eventually lift my tail out of the inky black fog to find some sort of imp clinging to it. I desperately try to get it off. I eventually see Je. I make it to the room he is in. I find myself holding a miniature dragon with an imp on its til. I ask Je. how to fix it. He tells me to rip it's head and tail off. I do so and throw them back into the hallway. The I throw the body into the hallway. At this point I am distracted. We so stuff for a bit. I eventually go in search of the dream character. I decide to try to teleport. I close my eyes. I open them to see "the void." I remember to dream spin. I am teleported to somewhere else in my college. At this point I become distracted. Je. and me start being involved with our earlier superpowers. There is another dream character of significance. I don't remember what the three of us did.

I am following a girl who is my wife (lolwut?) around in an open market. At some point I turn some music on my phone and stick it in my pocket. This transforms into me next to Je. in a grocery store. There seems to be an electronics section next to us (lolwut?). Je. is looking at some smartphone in a box. I see a box that says something to do with AT&T Uverse (the TV service my family has). Something to do with being able to pause live TV on the set top box. I remember it listing the screen sizes of "3:2" and "1:3." Real TV is "4:3" and "16:9." The TV I would need this for is a 4:3 CRT. I pause to consider this. I feel my phone playing the music (and vibrating because it is playing loud). I try to turn it off in consideration of the people around me. I have trouble. It shows low battery. I select reboot. I think about how turning it on again will waste power. I look up to see Je. going towards the cash registers. I run towards him and try to rip the outer casing off to take out the battery. I think I wake up for real at this point.

I am in a children's foam world trying to race to the end. At the end I defend my tower like a castle. Others get mad at me for trying to change the landscape to my advantage. I also have to rebuild relationships with other castleholders.

Me (some guy) and my wife are walking along the beach. My wife has huge breasts and is topless. People keep coming and touching them. I keep brushing them off. At some point, a persistent one shoves his hand into her nipple (WTF?). I am pissed. I knock him out and away. I defend her videogame style with some shooting from some sort of ship-like thing. It goes on for awhile until I wake up. I am on the constant verge of being overtaken.

I have traded my Geckomobile ('97 Toyota Corolla) for a small VW hatchback. Maybe a golf?

http://autozone4cars.com/autozonenew...ages/26888.jpg

My family is driving around in the van at some place. I think there is a festival and a parade. I follow them around in my VW. There are some details of going around that I don't remember. At some point, I'm lifting my VW and carrying it. Eventually I am at some minecraft world where me, my father, and Se. are competing to find diamonds. I am huge, maybe 10-20 times larger than the normal minecraftian. I have my VW on like a right shoe. I'm hanging from a ledge and kicking the ground to find diamonds.

I'm not sure if I run off or if this is another dream.

I'm in a desert minecraft world area. I'm part of some group that builds pyramids out of sandstone. I have alot of diamond and only 1 heart of health. I make it to the pyramid where there is visible food. I end up fighting mobs inside the pyramid and not having time to get to the food. I beat them. At the end, I am greeted by my fellow member. I eat some nearby food and deposit my diamonds. It is decided that we need another pyramid for us to dwell in and be safe. I think I'm against the idea. We do alot of walking about some center scaffolding/walkway and no building. Eventually, I start the project. They follow and building commences. I dig for sand at some point and give sandstone to somebody. Co. approaches and speaks to me of sperm. In dreamland, I guess he works at a sperm bank? I'm annoyed at him. He wants to examine my sperm. I go into the unfinished building. At some point, I jizz on the wall onto some shelves? It's a good few tablespoons or so. I poke at it. It slithers down and out of the building due to a crack on the wall along some snow. No idea when it transitioned into snow. I follow it out. Co., next to me, wants me to put it into a little cup. I fiddle with it until it is. He puts it into some treated bag to await processing. I run around doing something. I don't remember. Some guy brings me the sperm in the bag. He says I got a low score. I tell him it isn't surprising due to it being frozen by the snow. He agrees. Co. comes and collects the bag. No idea what score it could be or what it could mean.

An over zealous mall cop tries to run me in and follows me around my neighborhood at night for being involved with a little girl. The cop was female and rather short.

I'm in a PvP minecraft world. I think there are some new mechanisms for attack, but I don't remember what all of them are (I remember seeing missiles on a shelf). Small deep ponds are where mobs seem to be defeated. The one in my house is 1x1. My neighbor might be a prince. I'm fighting him at some point. He has shelves of weapons. I ask him how to make missiles which caught my eye on his shelves. I fall into his pond. He kills me. I appear at spawn in a big pond. Above me are roads made of glass. Sometimes, I make it out of the pond. Other times I am killed again. The king says I will have his favor returned if I give back the panties I stole from his two daughters. I find this to be strange. I then get a flashback of me removing two sets of panties from each daughter. Each set of panties is a different color. I proceed to try to make it back to my house to get said panties. I wake up.

I am in some sort of group in a school (highschool?). One guy, two girls, and me. The two girls are complaining about being "slightly too fat." We are, as a group, using little push vacuums (floor sweepers?) on the table we are at. No idea why. It is now time to go to school lunch. We go downstairs into the cafeteria. I am waiting in line. I listen to "In the Hall of the Mountain King" in my head. It is an FM synth chiptune version.

Like this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZNvMJjKSis , but with instrument quality like this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBiIr-bFiKM. I watched the second video the day before, but searched for the first today to see if I could find one.

The song playing on the loudspeaker ends and starts up with the same song I have in my head. I find that to be a strange coincidence. I think of posts I have read on dreamviews that say "Well this can't be happening, I must be dreaming!" I find it silly to me, but I do a reality check, the nose plug, anyways. I can feel my breath flowing through my nose. I try it again. I lose my visuals

I remember the thick steak fries in the little paper thing next to me on the stand. I imagine grabbing them and stuffing them into my mouth. I try to imagine the thick potatoey texture and flavor. I also lick some sort of meat covered in barbecue sauce.

I have my visuals. I run upstairs. I don't remember why. It's not quite as vivid as I would like it to be, nor am I thinking as clearly as I could be. It's dark upstairs. After fiddling with the light switch, it is dim. I decide to try fireballs from my hand. I try forcefully opening my hands and imagining fireballs. It keeps failing. I am eventually pulled out of the dream into waking life.

I don't remember the premise. I am at Advanced Auto Parts. I'm with at least my father and my best friend Je. Je. goes in to get new parts for my car. I am now in the driveway looking at my car. The most prominent feature is huge brake disks on the axles. I'm not sure the geometry of it is possible.



My father goes inside and I am now alone. I walk around the car. I notice that the left back wheel doesn't have the brake disk. I look at my house. I wonder why Je. only got 3 disks. I look back and see the 4th disk. I wonder why I didn't notice it before. I go inside. My little sister Ge. wants me to choose a mii. I think it's something about the game "Wii Sports Resort." The selection screen is like Gelbooru (Porno image board). The picture next to the one of my mii gets selected after some random struggling. The woman is very pale. She looks scary. I notice the tag "edge white." No idea what that means. I think she is some sort of spy. She has a counter attaches and will randomly "bite" or "____" the viewer. I think the second one might be smack. It's not kill. One user comments something about letting her bite him. Other comments are about how long she took to act. Then I wake up with my WBTB alarm. (It didn't work, but I can try again.)

I remember remembering a dream before this, but I lost it.

My uncle Se., who is not much older than me, is telling me about something. I think there may be some others of my immediate family there. We are walking along a log dark open country road. I have been here in a dream before. That dream was before I started my DJ. I am walking away from my Grandparent's Th. house. The road is emptier in dreamland than irl. He was telling me about what would happen to a group of people (any people) if they did a certain action. I don't remember what it was. I think the penalty might have been getting hit by a bus. He is telling me as if it were a mathematical theorum. I am now in a large parking lot with Se. and a large group of gradeschool students. It's as if a field trip. I'm still thinking about what he told me. There is some wandering around looking at sculpture that might be some sort of modern art. I comment on some of the sculptures to Se. I think they somehow function. An old man who looks like a janitor gets a wrench out and starts fiddling with a rocket sculpture with pipes pointing up. He cranks three of the pipes. Green gas under pressure starts streaming out of each pipe. On the third one, there is an explosion. I duck down. When I look up, nothing is exploded, but there is alot of smoke. The old man says, "Oops, must've been a coal buildup." He sticks his eye over the third pipe and starts digging in it with his finger. I think how the gas must be hurting his eye. I also find it peculiar that coal got stuck in a gas line. He eventually extracts a lump of coal and presents it proudly. The field trip group enters a nearby building that is as ridiculous as the sculptures. Inside is a kid oriented museum with little activities for them to do. It is mostly dark. I go up some stairs where it is brighter. There are less activities up here and there is a little cafe. I think at this point, Se. goes downstairs and leaves me. I have some random boy following me. He is talking to me about what Se. told me. I think I spend awhile listening.

I'm driving down a main road in my neighborhood. I come to a fire hydrant. I have a fire hose that stretches to my house which is way far away. I take the cap off the hydrant and attach the hose. I go to my house. I put the cap on a shelf (nonexistant irl) above my bed. I go back and take the hose off. I now remember I forgot the cap. The hydrant is leaking. I go home. Now my little sister Ge. who is 6 years old is posessed by a demon. I start writing an incantation of my father to read. Part way through, I then remember I have instructions on some McDonald's wrapper. It folds and has layers like a drug label. It says to go to McDonald's. I bring it up to my father, who is on the toilet. He tells me it is just a marketing ploy and to go away. I agree with him. I still worry about that hydrant. I transfer Ge.'s soul and the demon into a small sex toy in the shape of a woman. I shove it into a box without a top and put some cloths over it because I don't want anybody to see it. Ge.'s body is still spasmodic. My father and me are driving in the van down some main road in the city. We are searching for something. Then we see a church and decide that it will do. I go in and hear the demon growling. I bring it to a podium in the corner and uncover the box. I didn't want people to see the toy because I was embarrassed. The demon screams and dies. My grandmother Sn. gasps because she thinks Ge. turned into that. I quickly stuff it into the box before she realizes what it is. I explain that it wasn't Ge. but I put her soul in there. She is relieved. Then me and my father go home. I return Ge.'s soul. I am now in my room. I want to return the cap to the hydrant. A big dog is in my room and is possessed. I begin to do to it what I did to Ge., but I awaken.

The main character is the eldest daughter of an inventor. I "am" her at this point. I guess she is about 16. A flashback occurs. The inventor puts something into this big explosive ball in a thing that looks like a giant coffee pot. His family is in the protective pod.



He pushes the big red button and dives into the pod. It starts closing. The eldest daughter, a toddler at this point, almost sticks her head to see out of the crack in the sliding door. The father pulls her back. The eldest daughter has a Nintendo DS. The ball explodes just before the door closes. Everybody was safe. Flashback over. I experiment with inventing. My father takes me to the explosive pot at the prompting of my mother. I'm supposed to experiment with putting energy balls into it. I put a ball of energy in and dive behind father, who is wearing some sort of futuristic armor. Part of it is a protective cape. As the pot explodes, a small chip is blown through the armor in his chest plate over his heart. At this point, I am now the father. Someone examines me and says I will go into cardiac arrest soon. I am at my house now. I can feel the heaviness in my heart. I ask my wife for sex. "Last chance now" I say. She says I should teach the eldest daughter some more. Sex with my daughter crosses my mind. I can see the daughter doing her father who is unable to resist due to physical inability. I'm not sure if this image is part of the dream or if I am woken up and just visualizing it. The heaviness in my heart goes away a few minutes after I finally get out of bed.

I am at the grocery store with my mother. She wants me to type something as she says it. I chose the Nintendo DS (the phat version that I broke some years ago) over my phone and netbook for quick booting.

All the standard relatives are at the Th.'s for some sort of partyish thing. They make coffee in the far back addition. I decide to help by making coffee. I do it on a small table next to the stairs up. I end up with some grounds floating in otherwise clear water. Grandma Th. comes over and asks what I was doing. Her coffee pot shatters. Eventually I am let off. I sit at the table in the kitchen next to uncle Er. He has a strip of paper with a domain name on it next to some dollar amount. He just bought it for a fictional website. I wonder about the domain name I was going to get. I don't remember after that.