Runaways DJ

I’m in kitchen in my house. I watch SAO on computer, the player bugged, I need to turn on it few times. I almost don't hear sound from computer, so I go for headphones. I turn it on and watch. At first there are something like intro. I see desert with some people. Narrator tell (I read subtitles) something about two skills, but he's not sure it's mistake with translation or this skill change his name, when someone has killing spree. After I see arena, I hear crowd, but I don't see them. In the middle there are two knights on the big mounts, they want to duel. Between them appeared Kirito. He shot the arrow by bow to start the duel. They fight stubborn. The knight on left use some skill and enemy's HP fall under 50%. The crowd cheers, they know that the Left win duel. Suddenly he keep fighting and kill his enemy. The crowd are fearfull and run away.
Now, I'm in Kirito body. I know somewhere there is some sword. Other people looking for it too. I see him, but someone go to it first. I don't care, because I know it's very heavy and I'm the only one who can get it. I come to this place where I saw sword and there isn't here. I look at this guy and see sinister smile. I feel this is some king of stratagem. There are some girl with him (one of twins i saw in other dream? tonight).
Then I'm in some building in hole with circle stairs. Everything inside was made with wood. I'm talk with some of elders elite, but I don't remember about what.
After I walk street, I thinking about this situation. I hear some voices in my head. I feel they are evil, but follow them is the only way to solve the mystery, so I take the risk.

I am outside, lucid. I try to tp to SAO, by penetrate the walls, it doesn't work. So I tried to wear something on my head and scream "Link start", but there wasn't anything. Then I decided to go to my room. I am here and I looking for something to wear. I found wire and wrapped it around my head. Again I scream "Link start", but nothing happend. Then I lay down on the floor and try to penetrate the floor by my head. First time I hit it, but second time it worked.
I appeared in nearest town. First I watching it from third-view, there are many people, but in few seconds i appeared in my body on the ground. There are two people with me, Katsuno (I just feel it) sit on a clothes-horse and other one who had blonde hair (I think). I start talking with blonde hair guy. I ask him for a name few times. Everytime he told something diffrent. I ask him "Which one is your name?" he answer, he gonna PM me. I feel like we understand each other and it means shared dreaming. I ask how he will found me or maybe I PM him, but he did not say anything specific. Then I say we have to have fun. I thinking and my proposition was to change into girl and go to the girls dressing room... Someone said that the pill to change sex should be in military shop, so we go. While we walking we saw place where you can make campfire. Someone want to use it, but one of us take wood and place into it before them. Near campfire was road and on this road was table on wheels with some food. It slowly coming to us and before it reach us something exploding above table. We look and there was fish food, we taste it and it taste bad. We gonna looking for cook, who made this food to make a complaint. We walk the street and on our way there was fast-food. Some women with long black hair sit next to it. He look like "french" aristocrat. We ask her who made this food. She start telling only good things about this cook, I thinking she was this cook.