Sheddler

I was in some sort of drag race, and it was like preppy vs. ghetto. I was on the ghetto side, and the preppy side tried to cheat. We took this as an act of war, and a battle ensued. Ghetto turned to Resistance, and preppy turned to Security from Brink. We were battling, and doing a good job, when I went off to look around. I found some sort of... Marijuana smoker. I was confused and shocked, and then turned around to see four Security guys coming near me, I hid behind a destroyed truck and killed the two on the left with my Rhett, and walked up to the other two. It was a black man with an accent, and a Caucasian American. I walked up to the two of them, and they laughed at me. They told me that all of my friends were going to die once they had been smoked out, as stoned soldiers make dead soldiers in a fight. They were trying to figure out if they should let me get high before they killed me, or just killed me. I told them, "That's a very bad idea..." One of them held a knife to my throat and told me to shut up. I took the knife, sliced the man's stomach, deep, and stabbed him in the neck. I then took my sidearm and shot the remaining antagonist.

When I got back to our leader (How funny, it was the singer for Rise Against.) I told him what happened, and he was very proud of me. After the battle was over, everybody got baked. The dream fades slightly, and I'm following the leader around. We're at my old apartments, but they seem to go much much higher. I'm carefully using parkour to get around to follow him, when I decide to do a reality check- I look at my hands- They're normal. However, when I look at my hands, I always question the reality before me, and I did the same in the dream! I became lucid. I was simply ecstatic, as I've been having a dry spell. Thankfully, I calmed myself down, and rubbed my hands together. I remembered wanting to speak to my DC's whilst lucid, so I told him I was lucid. He was very happy that I was lucid, and congratulated me. I felt very accomplished. He then told me... that he was my DG! I thought, "This is incredible..." When right after he said this, a woman appeared, beautiful and with crystal clear clarity and a great glow, and she tells me that she's my REAL dream guide. My leader looks a bit ashamed, and goes away. I felt bad for him, but I decided to follow my DG. I considered having sex with her, but decided against it. We walked up several flights of stairs, and she wasn't talking. We got to the top, and... There was deadmau5! I told him that I was a huge fan, and that he shouldn't worry about all the people saying his job was easy. He was glad to hear me. My DG seemed to get angry at his presence,and she obviously wanted him gone. I was reluctant to get rid of him, but I tried anyways. However, instead of making deadmau5 disappear, I made my DG disappear! Ah well, she was being a bitch anyways. I ask deadmau5 if he wants to look for some pussy with me, and he agrees. We search for a while, and I lost him. He became the owner of a ranch! Well, this is where the dream fades, and I would have done a DEILD, but I have orientation today. I woke up, and got dressed, then wrote this. See ya tomorrow, dreamviews!