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Non-lucid Awake

Last thing I remember is a cannon, an old black powder cannon. I remember pulling it, the pull of the rope trigger shocking my eyes open just as the cannonball hit something. The sound of the cannonfire was drowned by my real body's senses, mostly, the sound of the power going out in my house the same time the cannonball hit its target.

I close my eyes. I'm in prison now, a strong prison apparently. It was a fairly small room, with two cells in it across from each other, neither of which long enough to stretch the length of the whole wall. There were windows of what appeared to be a chain link, like a fence. On the wall perpendicular to it there were also windows, but instead they had iron bars, like full jail cells.

There was 4-6 people in my cell, and another 4-6 in the other. The guard (who appeared to be Morgan Freeman) walked around, but after a few hours stepped out. I talked to the men. "So do any of you plan on staying in here?" I asked. None of them answered. "Do you want to get out of here or not?" I asked a little more belligerently.

"There's no way out," one of them in the other cell said.
"Did you ever know that if you piss on your shirt it becomes strong enough to break through iron?" I asked calmly.

It didn't take much longer for one of them in the other room to take off their shirt and start urinating all over it. Then someone in my cell did the same. "We need to work together and stay together," after we pulled for a while, the iron bars broke, and we each got out of the window, we left through one of the two doors in the room.

I see Guard sitting in a chair next to a well lit pool table, and there were stairs on the wall nearest to myself. "Hello there," Mr Freeman says.

Oddly I didn't feel any fear, or any sense of urgency. Normally a man would run upstairs and hope his speed would outmatch the guard's, or that they wouldn't be the one who got caught. The only thing I thought was
"What's the score here, what's next?"
"Well, as you'll soon find out, there's $50,000 up those stairs. Enough to guarantee your freedom, or to get me into retirement," he said calmly "now we're going to play a game of pool, and whoever wins, gets it."

So we played. He broke and got a solid in, then he got two more in. I played and got one stripe in, he got another two solids in. I saw my chance for a great shot, and shot three stripes in, but got one solid in at the same time. Shit, good shot though. We played a bit more, then we each had one ball left.

Then I noticed someone shot in the 8 ball, I think it was me, might've been him. As I was about to explain to him that I generally don't play where you lose if you hit the white ball, he looked at me and said "I've been working for 40 years, I got my money, what I don't have is freedom. Besides, listen, I was a military man, to me, you just had some friendly fire."

I asked him if I killed someone with the shot...

I was walking through the forest with the men, near my old house. I realized I was the leader of them. Why not? I broke these men out of prison, I gave them freedom. These thoughts made me realize that I didn't know these men at all. All but two of them could take me out no problem, but I have their respect, I better keep it if I wanna keep my life.

I wondered the severity of my crime, but more importantly, of theirs. If any of them were famous. None of them looked familiar. If we were lucky, they would only show a picture of the worst of us on tv. This would still make things difficult for us. No matter, we ate about 6 hours ago, it's now 2:30 AM. Sunlight's coming out early it seems. All we needed was sleep for now.

I led them to my old escape, the abandoned house. As I went there though, there was a light on. I tell my men to stay back. I look over, I realized it isn't the abandoned house at all, at least not anymore, it's fully done. As a matter of fact, I've been here before, in one of my other dreams... Stole a kid's skates, purely accidental, if I remember correctly.

I tell my men I know of a better place, we go about a half mile west, and I see a sort of treehouse. Seems familiar, seems safe... I told my men to follow me. There wasn't a ladder or anything, but a series of boards that went up it like a spiral staircase stuck to the walls. The boards were weak, and would sway easily, I had to shift my position constantly to stay balanced. We made it to the top and I saw a mattress, I could've sworn it was my own. To the right of the bed was my shoes, they've been lost for about a month, and a camera, my camera I haven't seen for years.

I look at the camera, 8 pictures, the first one was a platypus, as I move the camera away, I see a platypus waddle around on the floor, then jump out of the tree. I continue wading through the pictures, there was one of a cat walking on the boards, and another labeled dragon, which was of a column like foliage going between two trees, then another picture was under it, with a green chinese dragon in the same position, with no trees.

Depersonalization. I seemed to have left my body to follow three cats, as they jumped up the boards towards where I was. One of them jumped on the smaller one, and they carried him/her up to the top of the boards, then up the wall a while when the smallest cat jumped onto the large one, then onto a platform that I hadn't noticed earlier. I saw the platform from a worm's eye view so I couldn't see what was on top of it, but I felt it was something important that the cat was going to get.

I was back in my body, laying on the mattress, and I heard all of the guys start raising their voice, nothing aggressive though. "You all better shut up if you don't want the neighbors to come here," I stated fairly loud. Which was true. I now remembered where I was, just east of a castle of sorts, I remember it in my other dream... No cops, but it was a fairly evil place.

I also noticed the large amount of noise that happened just before they rose their voices. It was a hawks cry, then the sound of mice and snakes, "That hawk was just looking for some food, now that it's done, you'll be heard quite easily," I stated quietly.

Dead Silence.

Afterward I had fragments of us going into town hooded (so cameras couldn't see us), and trying to chop the power line in NYC with a shovel. Why? So we could have a distraction to get the attention off of us. Duh.

Length: Multiple hours
Technique: DILD
Non-dream Dream Lucid

Anyway, I just woke up from this a couple hours ago.

It started off with me in a god damned warzone (because of call of duty). I was fighting the vietnamese (in a vietnam forest), but I wasnt really theyre enemy, I shot the ones that came towards me, but only in the arm. After a few hits, they realized I wasnt there to hurt them. I ran past them. I was looking for Sergio. Who was he? I don't know. But I did know that I was sent there by my dad specifically to pick him up. He said he was a 3rd cousin, or important relative or something similar.

I found him hiding out in a trench, I just knew it was him. He was surrounded by two people shooting at him, my people. He was shot once in the liver and once in the arm, I shot one enemy down, and sneaked up behind the other before I stabbed his back. Then I called for a medic for them and quickly I picked up Sergio. I ran back, climbed up a ladder, and found 5 more of my guys, shooting at me, I took them all out.

I kept running, and passed by Sergios friends, they knew I was taking him to help. I ran all the way to my base. There was a helicopter, and my dad was there to pick up Sergio and bring him back.

I woke up, and I saw my dad. I was in my room, but, thinking of Vietnam, I asked him when I got up here. He said something like 3:30, but looked quizzical. There was a green globe next to him that attempted to assure that I was in a dream, but to no avail. I thought it was odd, and that I COULD be dreaming.

I fell back asleep. I was in a building of some sort, looked like a large mall with no shops. I was with either King Richard the 3rd or King Henry the 1st. While having a discussion, a huge amount of the wall on the side opposite of us broke instantly, and a large group of soldiers came out (30 or so). I had to protect the king.

Another group of soldiers came out from the ceiling (20ish), with a rain of glass, covered in black, our soldiers. There to defend the king. They threw me a gun, and I immediately noticed that there were 4 subgroups in our team, 2 on top, on the left and right, and 2 on the ground under them, centered more. I ran up the middle, and shot 2 guys down, the king was back with 3 soldiers, I checked back to see if they'd flank us. They didnt, good luck. I ran up and shot 3 more, all in the leg. 6 came to the left, and I found myself shouting, " to the left, to the left!", they were taken down instantly. I noticed that they were essentially following everyone who shouted, and they never said a word.

There was about twelve or so more, I told every one to get the high ground, the guys on top dropped broadswords (very nice ones too) onto the ground in front of a link between the left and right on the top. These soldiers, like fucking pros, grabbed the swords stuck in the ground, and then jumped, and used their arm strength to push up and flip onto the next level. I needed a sword, close range was coming up next. One of my team mates dropped a sheathed sword to me, and I grabbed the handle and flipped off the sheath like a total badass.

"4 to your right", they took them down, then there was the commander, with a slick sword, ready to run up to the king. "Go, go go!" I shouted. The one-half team on the ground shot the 3 guys around him while I ran up with my sword. He unsheathed and blocked me at the same time. The sword fight was absolutely engaging, but otherwise not a strong climax. After his deflection I swung once to his head, and he blocked. Then I swung to his right, where he blocked with his left hand's sheath, and attacked at the same time, I quickly parried and cut his shoulder open.

Afterwards I took away his sword, it was all over. I didn't kill him, but rather let the special ops take him away. Our team, without a single loss of life, stood guard the king while he sat down at a nearby desk. He looked at me with awe. He then pulled out a sword from under the desk. He said, projectively, "Today, we award this man with the highest honor, for bravery,resistance under pressure, incomprehensible leading ability, and for the savior of royalty." then looked at me and said "And for this, I hand you this sword."

The sword was similar to the soldiers swords, but not a broadsword, a double-edged sword, with a fancier decorative brown leather sheath. He told me he would immediately write me out the honor, as well as some special gift. He wrote them, and I felt something weird. "This isn't the first time your writing this," I said. "Why of course it is, no honor so high has been awarded in all of the history of my country."

I told him that I knew. Then I looked around, all of a sudden, tons of papers were flying around, and landed on the ground, the same strong paper the king was writing on. It was written in Old English, 20 papers. I told him that there was a subspace highway through here. An alternate universe where this already happened. I went to find it.

I found a door with a blackness inside of it. I jumped in. I was in a different dream altogether. I was lucid. I was in some dreary place, a building with a red tint, small hallways and metal elevators. There were four elevators, but the one I was about to go into was closing, and I didnt trust the sensors. I tried to have the next elevator have people in it. I went to the next one, it was filled with cardboard standups, fake people. I grabbed one and pulled it out. I turned around and saw the real people, they were my friends. It was the only big elevator, and I tried to put the cardboard in before the doors closed but I was too late. One of my buddies stuck his tongue out at me.

I turned around and went into the 2nd elevator (which now inexplicably had no cardboard things) and got in. No wonder they were laughing when they stuck their tongue out at me. This elevator was tiny. I barely had room to move. I knew I had to go to floor one, so I clicked the button. It said there were four floors, and 1 was the lowest, but we went up, and we went up for a great while. It felt like about 13 floors, and it went really fast.

My friends said they were confused. They first asked which floor to go to, then asked why they were under the first floor, and if the elevator was broken. It gave me a bit of worry, but I assured myself I'd stop correctly. I got out.

It was a leadup into a wakeup. I DEILDed into a dream.

It wasnt the same dream, not at all. I was in the back of a rolls ryce I think. I went out and saw a girl. "Hello," I said "You look fine this evening. I got out of the car, and noticed a much more... tempting... girl coming around in sweatpants. I also saw some girl come out of the passenger seat. Knowing it was a dream I knew I could do whatever I want, but even so, the seeming free will of my DCs was astonishing. The girl came out, it was an older girl. A teacher it seemed like (only guessed that because of what happened next, and her horn rimmed glasses). She went over and pulled the sweatpants down a few inches.

"Lets see how well she does," I look at her buttocks. I then hear "A+... not bad," as I see an A+ seemingly tattooed (but completely natural looking) on her hip. I ready myself to indulge and...

Damn, didn't concentrate for a minute. I ended up waking up, and my brother was above me. "Let's go play COD", he said. Always an interruption. I talked for like 30 seconds with closed eyes and he went away. I DEILDed back into another dream.

I was in the elevator building again, the same bottom floor with the four elevators. I went into the one I went into before (I had a gun) I immediately shot the shoulder of a man crouching. It was a king. The alternate King Richard (or Henry), writing something on those papers. He was rewriting. I had figured earlier that this place was a government building, but for it to go as high up as the king? He seemed intent on writing it, and absolutely terrified at the sight of me. He thought he was going to be taken away (when he realized I wasnt after about 2 seconds, he just kept writing)

That's when I woke up for the last time.

This was a pretty crazy dream. I felt ecstatically proud leading those groups of people, defending the king, and ultimately defeating the enemy commander. Something you just cant get from a video game...

Length: 5 min remembered
Dream Non-dream

I was in a sky box, every 5 min or so, I would teleport to a giant pool they had a few stories lower, inside a building, seemingly made for this sport. It was some kind of water sport with vehicles, it might have been a race, but there were also tricks to knock the other players off.

I would always get in 1st-3rd, in the final "race" I got first, pretty happy. I talked to my agent (I think I called him my producer). We got into a conversation about a prototype racer, that had two steps for your feet, and those steps had a wheel, and then another in front like a tricycle, only it was closer up, and you stood on it like a segway (my parents and I talked about this earlier today, I rode one before, but don't remember the name).

We walked outside, it was dark out, there was a bridge over a river and past that a hill. I saw two kids from my school there, both I don't know well, but one is fairly infamous for his unnatural acting. I saw them both riding one of the "racers" and they were racing up the hill. "Kind of a weird dream," I thought "I talked about this earlier today..."

I hop on one and go up the hill, the river disappeared as I did. I remember going up the hill and seeing the sun rise as I hit the top, washing over me.

I had my DJ right next to me, but I couldn't find a pencil (I thought it was in my pocket) so my memory is a bit shoddy, and short, but otherwise accurate.

Length: 1/2-1 hour
Non-dream Dream

I feel that this is an important dream, and that I should transcribe it to my online DJ for some reason. It's the only dream which has legitimately repeated itself almost exactly the same, and with a few days difference.

This is both dreams in one writing, and I'll tell you the minor differences between them. The first time I had this dream I didn't write it in my DJ, and only felt the need the second time I had it. D1 = dream 1, D2 = Dream 2.

I was in a room, I believe it was in a large castle with dorm rooms, very medieval like. I grabbed a torch, and noticed there was a girl on the side of my bed (the bed?) who screamed and said there was a dragon outside. I looked out the window and saw the dragon, only the head/neck was visible from the window, but it was right up inside the window.

I looked on the ground, there were two swords, a curvy one (like a more curved katana) and a straight double edged sword. They both had interesting names (in D2 I noticed that I had subconsciously remembered the same names, even though I couldn't remember after I woke up, and I couldn't remember after D2 was over either.)

I put the torch in front of the window, the dragon would bite it, and bounce back, that's when I had time to hit it in the neck and do some damage. In D1 I noted how I was playing a strategic RPG game (I assumed it was a boss battle).

Once I won, I recieved a new sword, which was on the opposite side of my bed. This had a unique shape, it was curved one way, then a blade comes down next to the handle curving the opposite way (not like a staff or double sidded lightsaber, more like a rapier guard, but deadly.) I remember the name of this sword. Zalrog (I'm pretty sure. I might have misheard it from Zar'roc, Eragon's dragon sword, but I haven't read the book since it came out, and I doubt it.)

After I grabbed my new sword, I realized the dragon was my lover (Who?) a beautiful girl who for some reason reminds me of Shrek's wife. I think it's because her name was Fiona (I can't remember). In D1 I asked her if she wanted to be beheaded, and I told her of all the cool things that come from it. Like it was a class upgrade. I telepathically showed her 2 new abilities, and then showed her a mental video of her flying, then took her to a library when I showed her a future image of herself reading a book and getting a magic blue thing from it. I told her every time she reads a book if your beheaded you get an enchanted item. She said she would love to be beheaded, it would be great, so I chopped off the dragons head with Zalrog. She hit the floor, and I was shown to a temporary scene in which she bounced in a school next to me (3rd person) and looked pretty similar to the ogre head things from Spirited away. The scene changed afterwards.

In D2, I only get a small flashback of that happening, and say "oh yeah, and when you read books you get a magic item" and she declines. I figure that didn't make sense, she said yes last time, she must not have been as smart this time around. After that I was teleported into the same library, only she wasn't there, I was sent to a room with a short guy (midget-height) in the front of the room, it looked like a museum. He said that the trainers are next to the pictures of the gods whose abilities they train. I saw 6-8 trainers in small dips in the wall, next to large portraits. I looked to my left and saw one of a girl. She seemed rich and from an old time, and didn't seem very godly. I went to that trainer, and the scene changed.

I was at a large field with my friends. Lots of my friends. I thought it was wierd in D1 to be with so many of my friends at once (there was prolly 15 total), but in D2 I knew what was going down. We were going to slay the evil demon. Heres the major difference between D1 and D2. D1: We walk around a bit, we find a white building, and we go inside, and my memory lapsed until I remember we all ate a feast, and we all went into the forest with lots of food, and attacked a giant demon. This was raid boss-esque, only I was the leader of a party, which battled like in FF13 (Leader dies, game over, active time battle). We died 3-4 times, and then we won. I cut to a scene of me getting complimented on being the guy who slayed the beast, the game master.

D2: More shit happened.We walked to the same white buiding, only this time it had a guard, who wasn't much of a guard as he was a doorman greeter. We went in, it was a school. My black friend saw this janitor, and he said he looked familiar. He went up to the janitor, and said He was looking for his father. The man said he didn't know. He asked what his name was, and the black janitor said some name (Dean laurence) My friend said he was his dad. They both got a bit teary eyed and hugged. He asked what he did for a living, and he said he was the schools custodian. My friend said he was a custodian too, but then my other friend said, "and he's the principal to this school!" My friend looked like he just embarassed his dad, but Dean seemed mostly proud.

We went to the open field, which had stores and people. We sat down at a long table. It was the feast. I don't remember what happened during the feast, but after we all talked about slaying the boss, everyone was deciding to quit, that just getting this far was cool, actually killing it wasn't necessary, but I said that was bullshit.

I said "We didn't go all this way just to back out like a bunch of wusses. We started something, and we gotta finish it. We came here, with one goal, kill the fucking beast. We need to finish this, we need to kill this guy!" They were nonchalant about it and decided to kill the beast (we referred to it mostly as beast, but it was a boss/demon/dragon thing. It looked like ridley from metroid.)

One of my friends started to push the table back and forth. I decided to flip it on us. That got us to all get up and go. On our way there one of my friends talked to a girl, my friend asked her a question, and she got very mean. I told her not to make me sick Dean on her. She said "The janitor? Hahah" and walked away. I thought "...I really don't think she'd want a big black guy on her" (I later humorously disagreed with myself). We passed by another building on the way out. This one had showers. As we passed through it I didn't get very wet, then when I got around the corner past the showers, the fire alarm shower-thingys went off, soaking everything. "Haha," I said, "if you weren't wet before, you are now." When we were about to exit it was pouring, but abruptly stopped after less than half a minutee.

We went back to the forest back towards the building, to the right. We attacked the beast in a clearing. I had low health, got hit once, and died. Fuck

We went back in, I had low health again, I got hit once and died. Fuck. I went above where the beast was and under some trees was a shop for food, mcdonalds logo-ed burgers I believe. With about twenty of them in our inventory we went back. I had low health and died. Fuck

Repeated, I went and got the burgers. I told myself to remember now "Eat 2 first, I need health so I don't immediately die." I went and my part attacked the beast.

In D1, the battle was long, about 15 min, in D2, It was a memory lapsed battle, I can only remember the beginning and the end. In both D1 and D2 I ended up in the middle of a Rome-like city with gamers all around me, and a girl comes up to me and says, "you're the game master, that's awesome!"

This dream seemed very important to me, and very vivid. I'm putting down more dreams for the SD class, so expect daily updates, I just figured I'd put 2-3 of my old ones on there for now. I'm putting them all on my DJ before I copy/paste them into the class workbook.

Now then, I feel it is very important to ask this question. Did any of you have similar dreams? This happened on the night of the 7-8th and 10-11th of september, so if you would like to check your DJ that'd be great, I feel something important happened the days I dreamed it. And 9/11 has nothing to do with this.

Technique used: Autosuggestion/MILD
Length: 2 min remembered.
Non-dream Dream Lucid dream

I became lucid automatically walking through a mall, I started flying while I was becoming lucid. I almost went through the ceiling, then decided to fly to the ground and write in my DJ what I wanted to do in my next dream (as was the SD task). I grabbed a pencil out of my pocket, and was about to grab a notebook, but it seemed too big to get out of my pocket, instead of willing it to come out, I just looked down to find an opened notebook, full sized.

The notebook already had things listed in it. It was a list of maybe 10 things, each less than a line long. I was going to read through it, but decided to just write instead. I did notice however (reading one of the lines) it said "I'm going to shapeshift into a wolf", which is one of my prominent dream goals, so I'm guessing they were all dream goals.

I sat down and was about to write. A weird feeling came up. I felt my whole body shake as I sat still. It made writing difficult, but I ignored it. I thought it was interesting, but somewhat annoying (it's why I didn't read through all of it). I wrote really sloppily, but I got down "In my next dream I will..." Then I couldn't think of what to do. Walk through fire I thought, but it was too easy. I didn't feel like thinking of something good to do, so I simply wrote "walk on water." to end it.

Afterwards I flew away, to go shapeshift into a wolf somewhere, or walk on water somewhere (I don't recall doing either)

Next thing I can remember, I was reading someones dream journal. Something to do with meeting their true love in a dream, under a long (oblong) moon.

Next thing I know, my mom barges into the room, and tells me to get up, it's the third time in a week I've woken up with only a few minutes till school starts. With such an abrupt awakening I lost all my memory of the dream. I sat down and thought about it for a minute, so I wouldn't lose it all. I only remembered the moon part, then went to school and taped myself talking into a video DJ, which is when I remembered the part where I was lucid.

I still don't remember even 1/5 of it, and I remember I was lucid for over half the dream. Damn.

Length: 15 min remembered.
Non-dream Dream

This is very fragmented but I'll write what I can.

Anthony and Jimmy came over, It was the middle of the night, they came up to my door and asked if I had weed. "Yeah, come on in, be quiet." Turns out, behind them there was another 5-7 people. I thought oh shit, but just gave the be quiet sign to them.

We all (surprisingly quietly might I add) went downstairs and sat down. I decided to go get some food, and everyone came up with me, everyone was decently loud this time. We all just sort of stood upstairs, and then my dad came down (from upstairs, to the middle floor, I have upstairs, middle, and basement).

He said something like "don't be bad" but he surprisingly didn't give a shit about the 9 or so kids right next to me. I was perplexed, but just told everyone to go to the basement.

Once in the basement, I checked my spot for my stash. It was hidden behind something by a bar (alcoholic, not structural), and instead, it was out in the open on the bar, except there was no weed, only my homemade steamroller. I went back and said my dad stole my weed, then one of the guys said anthony was hiding it from me. Anthony pulled out a gallon baggy with a few grams in it.

I think they started smoking it, and I think I took two shots of vodka, but I might have just memory lapsed into this scene. Me and Anthony went to a door where a water pump normally was in our basement. When we went through it it turned out that we were in a suite, a hotel, and there was some fancy stuff there. It was sort of the bathroom, but it was huge, there was onl y one toilet in another room, and it looked pretty shitty (ha). I noticed there were two people I know, and I saw 2 old guys in a hot tub. I said "Dude, I have to get into that hot tub, I would be sooo drunk!"

That's all of it. Notes: I was high and drunk when I fell asleep today. I know it's bad form to drink 2 nights in a row at my age, but it was a special occasion. It's 09/19/10.

Length: Anywhere between 10 min and an hour. Idk
Non-dream Dream


I go over to Laurens (I think) campsite. I saw lots of cool people, as soon as I got there I got smoked down (marijuana) by three ppl for about 3 minutes, and then I got into this hot air balloon. It was old fashioned, it had a wicker basket, and a giant balloon that was connected to the four corners by rope/string. 3 other guys were already in it, me and the guy at the other end kept pulling our strings to tip it, at first it seemed connected to the ground, and it was like a giant swing almost, then, we got outside, and it seemed that every pull on the string caused the hot air to rise up, and bring us up (abruptly) so we had to time our pulls correctly in order to go straight up. We went over to the left a bit, I memory lapsed, and was on the ground beside the balloon.

I was behind laurens house (a house and a campsite? Just realized this is nonsensical). The guy I was tipping the balloon with I remembered, and felt I had a connection to him. I had to go see him. Apparently he was at the top room (campsite?) and so I climbed over a porch, and into a few old 2x4s which didn't seem sturdy, one was going to break, I knew it. I was careful, and one of the two below my foot broke, and I climbed up a 2x4 pole-thing. I saw the guy, (I recall him looking like jack, but calling him dean)My dad was by me, I asked if he gave his approval, and he said yes, but he was too reckless, so I couldn't work with him (on the hot air balloon). I thought that's what I was asking, but I guess not. I walked over and told him what my dad said, and he said "Well, you wanna toke?"

I replied "Actually yeah, that's a good idea." (I had a reason why it was a good idea, not just because I wanted to.) He brought me to the basement, and there were 4 people down there surrounding a table, me, lauren, dean, jack, and some other guy. Lauren asked if I had ever heard of "Rez", and I said I haven't. She said it was a new herbal smoking blend, I tried it, got pretty high. The guy I didn't know packed a bowl of bud. We were still passing around the Rez, and I had taken two hits, he then passed the bowl, After two rotations of that (and 1 rotation of rez) the bowl was emptied right after I took a hit. I was pretty high. He gave me the bag and I gave him the bowl. He asked why I had the bag, I just figured he was high as shit, I told him I'll pack, I grabbed it and I could feel the dream destabilize as I put them down on the table.

This was one of my repeated campsite dreams. It seems it's my 3rd. Definitely making a note to RC, every time I'm with Lauren or Dean, or if I'm at a campsite.

I was non-lucid the whole time, but I always have a very low level lucidity with my dreams, I don't count them lucid though.

It all started with a war, a small war, that was going to be taken over by a larger enemy. The memory is hazy, but it was essentially going to be a attack of 20-30 people, that were going to come down and massacre a small group of wealthy men playing poker (my dad was one of them).

What they didn't expect was an army of 20 that were right outside the building where they were at (my brain said it was like vietnam, but all I knew was that it was definitely somewhere in the middle east for the setting). The people in red about to attack, were going to come down a straight road to the building, and the people in blue defending were going to meet them 1/3 of the way through the building.

While the setting remained the same, everyone became soldiers with swords, on horseback, wearing the same things as the knights in monty python. While these two battled it out and whatnot, a group of 300 soldiers were going to swoop in, kill both groups, surround and extract 2 of the wealthy men, for security reasons.

I was a part of them

I was drinking some water with the blues before the battle, nobody had the blue thing on yet. Half men, half girls, all around 16 years old. 3 girls came over, from down the road. One of them, (Dragon, because she was asian) was looking for me, It was hard to find her through the 20 people or so, but I did eventually. When I found her I felt like it was important, like she loved me and will eventually love her. I went with her, and each girl got another guy to go with them. We walked over, we ended up walking to the red camp.

The red soldiers were confused, "they were supposed to get 2 not 3, where did he come from?" pointing to me. "I came for her," I said back. He said very well, I was now a soldier of the red army, but they had no clothes to give me.

Because he said this, I became shirtless, and while walking with the caravan, away from the blue camp, we went to a corner of the castle, and turned to get to the entrance. I noticed at the corner were a bunch of flue weapons/armor. I figured I'd go grab it. Turns out there were kids there, maybe 5 7 year olds. I tricked them into joining the caravan by acting like there boss, then I took a remaining blue thing and sword and joined up with my two blues in the midst of the reds.

"At least give me a shirt man, I'm wearing this blue thing and I got nothing under it," I said. "Very well, take this," he handed me white cloth. I stuffed it in my blue tarp thing and willed it into a shirt. I started wondering why the red team was leaving, but I was glad. I didn't want to kill my blue team mates, then I remembered the group I was in. They were going to be murdered, and I would have done it either way. My dad will be fine, but shaken up. The reds must have learned of the impending attack and hole themselves in the castle. Brilliant.
My point of view changed to third person.

Not quite, we went in, me being one of the first in front, and I noticed inside the castle was a ceilingless chamber, where a girl stood on a pedestal, and then there were three men atop some sort of wall, with each being fairly stupid, but most importantly there were three more behind/below them, and everyone was a dick, except me, and I was the second 2.

The girl in the pedestal was the princess I'd wager, and she was choosing a suitor, and she would ask questions, she asked 1-3 a question, then asked 1 a question and 2 asked this question "What sounds would you make if we were to wooky?" she asked "Wookie?" he replied, "You know, like in bed?"
"Oh, you mean like fucking? Why didn't you just say that? It would be a bit like..." and then he makes some sex noises. Number two first replied (before the question was said) that she should stop calling him number 2, because then it sounds like a toilet joke, and to call him second, while he walked up to her.

She asked number 3 a question, then asked the second number 1 a question, and I knew it was my turn next. After answering that question, the girl asked me "Would you ever wooky in public?" I saw myself, slightly older than I am now, and as I was about to answer, I saw the words/sounds "Actually funny story, my friend once jerked off in an airplane, see the plane started falling, and it was spinning out of control, and so he whipped out his dick, thinking this was gonna be the end, so then these other people, saw him whip out his dick, and they did the same, and like half the riders were jerking off for the last moments of their lives, then 20 seconds later, the planes hydraulics kicked back in, and everything rode smoothly. Nobody ever spoke about it."
Wait...wtf? That wasn't me. Fuck I'm watching tv again aren't I? damn.

Scene changed to me connected to some guys horse, and a kite, and I was on top of the outer castle wall, about 100 feet in the air at least. It was connected to my wrist, I knew what was going to happen. I just wanted to go to the entrance to go find the girl who needed a suitor, because I knew she would love me, but I guess not. The horsemen said "Hey, just so you know, if I feel caution, I'll just keep riding."

Good to know. He went off, I flew off, I looked at the kite/parachute I was connected to, It was a giant V. I was V. It was my sign to the lady. Beautiful. I flew very fast, and I knew it wouldn't hurt since I was dreaming. I loved the wind in my face, but my feet were under a blanket, and they were hot. I finished up the flight, I was going very fast, and I hit the ground with my good leg (my left) and fell, and was dragged a bit, this cause more heat. I was considering just being dragged but instead I tried to hop/run with it for speed.

Being hot, I moved my physical head, I couldn't feel my dream body for a sec, so I started running with it, and I got about 3 steps back into the dream when I noticed the tv was still on a love show or something, and decided fuck it, and pulled the blanket off of my sweating legs.

I'm getting a better feel for my dream body and my physical one, or my physical and astral body. I need to learn how to bring extremely low lucidity like this dream and stabilize it though, I'll make that my goal for tonight.

Anyway, turns out, I was asleep to mallrats, near the ending. I fell asleep while watching a movie with my parents. Seemed like a good movie. But seriously, I'm never going to sleep with the tv on again, this shit's annoying.

Dream length: 1 hour+
Technique used: MILD/WILD, DEILD
Lucid non-lucid

My first dream started at a casino, not much of a casino, as much as an arcade. I was with my mom and dad and I knew it was a dream from the beginning.

I was with a few friends. This arcade was like an amusement park... it felt extremely familiar, I think I've been there in a past dream, but while going through the dream, I commented on how I felt that I had already dreamed my whole life, and now I'm living through it as a Deja vu.

This one was quite long, and despite lucidity, I mostly played games with my friends/cousins. I know I've been there before. We were gonna play something called daredevil, it was a sort of amusement ride based on the movie. We already tried it a few minutes earlier, they changed it into a virtual shooting game. I thought it was a race game, and got through it the quickest, third place out of 5, the game counted on how many things you shot/collected.

Afterwards, we went into my cousins trailer for a few minutes, talked about some stuff, went back outside and sat in what seemed to be a poker game table. It lifted up and started spinning around, and moving all over the arcade. I could feel the gravity from the spin pushing me back in my seat, and I was still curious as to why there weren't seatbelts the whole time. Right when it was over (about a minute) I noticed there were seatbelts, but nobody used them.

I played a few other arcade games, but nothing very fun/important.

I woke up. I at first tried to WILD, but I'm not sure if I switched to a MILD, or just... don't remember the WILD.

Regardless, I was in a casino, a real casino. I don't remember anything but the end of the dream, although I was lucid the whole time. It was dark and rainy, and I saw the white house right over there, only a hundred feet or so. I had to attack it. I was with George bush and his secretary, and I zoomed over to the white house. It seemed like I had to do this before midnight. Me and a sidekick cat went over there (I never saw the cat I only knew it was there). I was at the roof of another building, and the two people were there. I could see there health/power above there heads, each 10,00, me and my cat only had 4,000. I snuck right before there eyes, and within five seconds, shot them each five times with an imaginary pea shooter, ziplined over to the bottom, andthe zipline fell, and I jumped up, and in the jump, pea-shot them each two more times, and finished them off with an finger gun shot. 0, 0. Both me and my cat had 4,000 health still.

I sort of made a new transportation system at this point. It was basically I had thought of myself as a box, floating around, dreamscaping to get where I wanted. I used this as my main transportation through the next couple dreams. I went back to where I was before, GB and his secretary were still there, and they didn't know about what just happened. I lost lucidity and bragged to them about taking down the presidency.

I woke up and DEILDed back into a dream at the casino.

I walked around for like 5-10 seconds with my mom and dad, and found a machine that was... interesting. I can't remember what it was called, but it had 4 bowling balls on each side, and a miniature bowling set up as the table of it, but then it had a small vibratory penis-tip-inserter thing. I tried it out, felt good, but not great. My mom said "I'm not paying for it" I thought hahah, DCs don't know everythings free, then she asked if it felt good, and I (not weirded out in the slightest) said yeah it feels pretty good. The dream started to fade.

At this point, I moved my RL arm, but it didn't seem to stop the process of DEILDing back into that scene.

I left the thing, I was thinking of something that could feel better, and I thought sex would feel better, but a machine that covered the whole thing with feel better, like a man-vibrator.

Anyway, at this point I started going up to people and asking if they thought it was cool that I was the "Dream master" and I shouted it, but no one said anything, I went up to a little kid and asked, and he said "indeed" and I asked something else to the same effect and he said "indeed". I decided to train. I never trained in my dreams, especially not lately. I talked to my dad, and I told him I could protect him. He seems to have some problems in his dreams, amazing recall, high level lucidity, and no control. His dreams are half nightmares.

We went into a room, and I started levitating objects. Just using TK for fun sorta. He thought it was great. I was doing kind bad at it, it took me a sec and then I couldn't do anything like juggle with them midair or anything. I got a tennis ball, I figured it would be easier to TK cause it was solid, as opposed to the floating balloon I was doing before. I controlled it easily, and finally got the hang of shooting stuff at things with TK. I was holding a tennis ball above my hands, and it started turning black, and everything else started turning black, but the tennis ball still stood out.

I woke up, and immediately DEILDed back into the same room.

I went back into the casino, and thought I should learn to fight. First though, I was playing aorund with my new transportation system. Without having a body, I moved very quickly (like I said, feeling like a sort of box like thing) and tried to run over someone. I hit them over once, then again, then went through them intentionally, then got back to business. There were no dangerous people around, and no monsters, then I figured, duh, if I start fighting, they'll fight back. So I punched a guy in the face. He tried punching me back and I dodged. This guy had crazy moves, but I was better. Eventually two other guys joined in, and I had fun fighting with them. I felt badass, especially during one part where everything went slow mo as I did a backflip to avoid three roundhouse kicks at different heights.

I felt that in a shared dream fight, slo mo wouldn't work so I turned it off, it only happened once more during the fight. Eventually the dream faded (after only 2 minuted of fighting) but I woke up and DEILDed back into it, decidedly not fighting though. I went to go talk to my dad.

I talked to him, and he was impressed, highly impressed, he said if I could come protect him nightly, he would give me basically anything, and that he would triple or quadruple my allowance (this happened to be a sadistic joke, as I don't have an allowance). He sounded ecstatic about it though.

The scene changed, I was with 4 other dreamers. I can't recall them all, but I remember we were on some sort of ride. Someone commented on how everyone takes note of the dreaming aspect, and the speed, but everyone forgets to mention that you get wet on it. We were in a waterfall like thing, and when we came out, I was back, low on the ground, and they all said something to the effect of "You remind us of monk owsoo" I asked why, and they pointed to a Buddhist monk in an orange robe with a cross-like necklace, he looked fairly old, and they said "He was the first to bring up astral travel." I thought about how all dreams are astral travel, and I woke up.

This combination of dreams lasted well over an hour, but my first dream was at 9:00, and I kept DEILDing through 1:00.

The energy felt the same as my last shared dream with my dad, and I find it likely that he was there. This was essentially the first time I DEILDed, but very useful, and I enjoy it completely. I think I got the hang of it. It was also my first few dreams in which I actually fought with DCs. I never fought with them before, even though I only fought physically, I felt it was a good run.

This was a non-lucid I just had, but one of the very fun ones. It was my second time dreaming a game like this, soccer, but you can use your hands as well.

The game was about 5v5 (it might've been 6v6) and we were in a gym, my gym teacher from 3 years ago was there as the referee. The goals were much smaller than last game (which was a whole wall), and was the window of a door, about 4ft into the wall. My team had the force, and the other team didn't know. We used it to move the ball while only tapping it. After about 15 min, the ref found out, and said we couldn't use magic.

My team wore red shirts, the other team white. I think all my team members were black (probably me too) and at the very beginning I thought our team was called the teenage mutant ninja turtles (Never watched the show, but loved the old movie when I was younger).

After being unable to use our power, shit got complicated. We were owning them before, something like 7-2, but eventually the score got back up (it went to 6-5 in the end). I made 3 goals, but I tried to make two that failed. One of the rules was that you couldn't be in the doorway when you threw/kicked the ball in.

It was the last point, the clock was running out (it was counting up to 8:00, not down to 0:00) and one of the other teams players tried to steal the ball from me before I shot another goal. This is when the dream started fading. We got tackled on the ground, and two of there team were grabbing the ball. I was pulling hard though, and they were no match. I was just about to free the ball and make a goal, when all of a sudden, I realized that my physical arm was exerting force, so I moved it (apparently still using dream logic) so I wouldn't have to exert force on it, so I could use my dream arm correctly.

Sonofabitch. I moved my arm and realized that I was basically about to DEILD back, and I was still barely in SP. I tried to DEILD regardless, but it didn't work. I am getting better at detecting when I wake up though, and I guess I found another dream sign. This game. Hopefully I become lucid sometime playing this game, because I always thought of playing this kind of game with goals midair, and flying and teleporting and whatnot. Dreamball. I'll call it something like that.

I figured it'd be a good idea to have a large list of dream goals to keep myself occupied, rather than the small list in my signature. Here goes.

Things for fun:
[]Zombie attack
[]Kill a baby
[]Revive a killed DC
[]Slow motion fight
[]Become a wolf
[]Become a dragon
[]Run with a wolf pack
[]Dreamscape a dream without moving
[]Dreamscape while running with a wolf pack
[]Have a fight with a wolf
[]Have a fight with a wolf as a wolf
[]Have a fight with a dragon as a dragon
[]Shapeshift 5+ times in one dream
[]Merge my body with nature
[]Blow up my body
[]Fight a vampire
[]Be a vampire
[]Fight Cerberus (or Fluffy)
[]Create a mini-city with people, and control it
[]Play chess
[]Play wizards chess
[]Learn 5+ common battle archetypes and use them all simultaneously.
[]Communicate telepathically

Serious things to do:
[]Find my spiritual guide
[]Find my dream guide (might be a different being, idk)
[]Speak with my divine inner father
[]Speak with my dead uncle
[]Dilate time by 3+ hours
[]Dilate time by a day
[]Find my personal dream trainer
[]Speak with Pan
[]Speak with Odin
[]Speak with my subconscious (or "the real me")
[]Meditate through a whole dream
[]Have a variety of intellectual conversations with DCs Waking Life style.
[]Share a dream with my dad (he's lucid every night)
[]Make a song on the piano or beat on drums
[]Have a dream that lasts a lifetime.
[]WILD 5+ times in one week

Dream length 30-60 min
MILD technique used
non-lucid lucid commentary

I just woke up from this dream, and couldn't find my RL DJ, so I forgot a lot while I went upstairs to type this out.

I was in a dream maze. It was all floating, sort of hard to explain, me and some girl were going through it together. An empty space materialized and it turned into an obsidian monolith, sideways. I knew it would teleport me to a different monolith (I've had this dream before in a non-lucid, but I don't remember it well) I jumped on it then the girl jumped on it, and we teleported to another place where EVERY platform was a monolith, and she jumped on one before I could see where she went "Fuck" I thought "I'm going to have to find her. Whatever she'll prolly be at the end" I went through more of the maze, teleporting etc. I eventually found her at the end, hidden behind a curtain on a monolith.I brought her with (she disappeared as soon as I did though) and went to a back door, there was some stairs, and I looked at one side and stepped on it, that half was a trap, I knew it. I took one step down the other and thought of doing a reality check. I breathed out my nose, and thought "alright no.... wait" and inhaled through my nose with the pinch.

I was lucid, I flew up, and into the ceiling, I was gonna go through it, but it all turned white, and it looked like my ceiling, so instead I used this to turn it into my house. That's where almost the rest of the dream takes place.

First things first: find some drugs. I tried pulling a joint out of my pocket, didn't work. I wondered why that was, things never seem to fail for me in dreams...So I used a schema, I went into my garage (my old friend sean dropped by and said hey while I did) and tried to grab a joint from my old hiding spot. It was only a piece of paper. That's when I realized, I've never smoked joints, I've always used bowls. I materialized some bud on a fridge, and found my bowl under a speaker. loaded it up, and took a hit. I didn't get high like I normally would, but it was still a good taste.

Next importance: Dream guide. I went into the computer room and saw my brother. He asked me a question, and I responded, and he responded. I was surprised by my DCs. I never dreamt of DCs in a lucid, so I always figured I wasn't good at it, and they'd be braindead. Afterwards I thought I saw sean behind me, turned out it was my similar friend. I asked him if he was my dream guide and he said he knew where he was. I asked him where and he said "first answer this, have you been there to talk to me whenever I wanted to?" I said yes, and he replied "can you be there for whenever I need to talk to you in the future," I said yes, even though I knew it wasn't really possible to know. "How would you know," he said "if your not gonna be stopped by some obstacle if it's the future" I said something along the lines of he was right, and that I would make sure to whenever I was available.

He seemed contented with that, more like I got the question right than anything else. He brought me into the kitchen, I asked him if he wanted a hit, and he said no I'm good, he doesn't do stuff like that (weird, he definitely does...) I took the bowl out from my pocket, instead it was just thin plastic wrap that half covered the weed. I took a hit anyway, and then it was fully covered. I waved my hand and changed it back into the beautiful bowl it was (I was pretty proud too). I looked back at Nick and he told me, very seriously, that His (my DG) name was Envolder (he used Envolver and Envolder interchangeably), and that he was a meteorologist, and I believe he said he lived in California. I wanted to do a TOTM before the month was over, so I got out my Cell phone, and tried to call him. I knew his number was in there, but I had a ton, and it wasnt alphabetical. I thought of switching it to alphabetical and finding him, but there were so many C's (all in the form of Cname, like Cnick Childer etc). I decided to go outside, I went outside for some DG related reason (I was prolly gonna teleport somewhere) and then thought I should look it up and went back into the kitchen. I decided to look it up on the computer (there was a laptop in front of us). I looked up envolder, and found tons of different things and phone numbers (what I was looking for). I wanted the meteorologist's number. I looked up Envolder meteorologist, and bam, it switched to a different non-lucd subject.

It was a movie. The two people from pineapple express, the big guy from Superbad, and one other guy and two other girls were in it, it was a real movie. It was me third person watching them like a movie. It was about fifteen minutes long but I can only remember the end. They kept calling each other creative curses in a school hallway, and the principal told them to stop, Seth did one last quiet insult and stopped, and I woke up.

Some other stuff happened in the middle, but I left it out because it was either uninteresting, hard to explain and uninteresting, or I couldn't remember it well. Like for example, at one point in the dream I started to tell myself to remember it, because I knew I wouldn't remember all of such a long dream.

Oddly enough, the name Envolder sounds extremely familiar. It almost seemed as if he didn't want me to see him though (and I'm under the impression that I can't communicate with my particular DG with a phone)... Anyway, I think Envolver might be his real name, apparently in Spanish it means "To wrap up, to convince by reasoning (metaphorical), to put things into confusion, or to surround an enemy by all sides (military)." Anyone else ever found that there DG name means something in a different language (or the same language) than your native one? Note that I don't know Spanish.

Technique: MILD
Non-lucid Lucid Real life

I planned on meeting a DC I could talk to all day. I was hoping to find my "dream guide". I figured I'd just summon him same way I do most everything else, just knowing he was there or closing my eyes. I had a feeling like my DG would be someone that I knew, and I felt like my DG would be extremely intellegent, and would be somewhat like the dream characters in Waking life.

I don't remember much, but I do remember where I started. I don't think I did a reality check, but I was lucid regardless. I was walking down a street somewhere downtown. Small family shops were all around. I closed my eyes and summoned my dream guide. I opened them, and next to me was my brother, standing there. He said "Hello, whats up?"
"Not much, I'm in a lucid dream, I wanted to see who I could talk to."
He replied "Yeah dreams are interesting things, and you know who you can talk to."
"Yeah, I can talk to anyone, I know, and so do you, because I let you."
He said "You know the rules."
"I don't think there are rules, and that being said, I don' think that there are limits. I don't think that anything could be proved or disproved, and most of all, I don't think that things like shared dreaming or sentient DCs are impossible, because the dream world isn't bound by any laws, like waking life is. It seems in waking life that dreams are only in the mind and are limited by what could happen in your brain, but in the dream world, it doesn't feel that way at all. All logic and proof are unreliable, and therefore there doesnt seem to be any limitations based on the 'real world' since the real world isn't in play in the dream world."
My brother said Mhmm.
"So... Are you my dream guide."
He looked straight into my eyes, and I first noticed that he didn't have glasses on, and he simply said "Yeah".
In my mind I thought that we both felt like he wasn't, and I woke up.

The dialogue was far from exact, but I do remember that my brother said little to nothing, that I talked quite a bit, and that that's the message that was conveyed. I remember the ending perfectly though. This was the first LD that I've ever talked to a DC, despite having a lot of lucid dreams. Normally I would just fly around and explore. I often ended up (or start off) seeing a goodlooking girl and having sex. I decided not to anymore, since it keeps distracting me from mastering the four elements, avatar style.