shiraniaori

I was non-lucid the whole time, but I always have a very low level lucidity with my dreams, I don't count them lucid though.

It all started with a war, a small war, that was going to be taken over by a larger enemy. The memory is hazy, but it was essentially going to be a attack of 20-30 people, that were going to come down and massacre a small group of wealthy men playing poker (my dad was one of them).

What they didn't expect was an army of 20 that were right outside the building where they were at (my brain said it was like vietnam, but all I knew was that it was definitely somewhere in the middle east for the setting). The people in red about to attack, were going to come down a straight road to the building, and the people in blue defending were going to meet them 1/3 of the way through the building.

While the setting remained the same, everyone became soldiers with swords, on horseback, wearing the same things as the knights in monty python. While these two battled it out and whatnot, a group of 300 soldiers were going to swoop in, kill both groups, surround and extract 2 of the wealthy men, for security reasons.

I was a part of them

I was drinking some water with the blues before the battle, nobody had the blue thing on yet. Half men, half girls, all around 16 years old. 3 girls came over, from down the road. One of them, (Dragon, because she was asian) was looking for me, It was hard to find her through the 20 people or so, but I did eventually. When I found her I felt like it was important, like she loved me and will eventually love her. I went with her, and each girl got another guy to go with them. We walked over, we ended up walking to the red camp.

The red soldiers were confused, "they were supposed to get 2 not 3, where did he come from?" pointing to me. "I came for her," I said back. He said very well, I was now a soldier of the red army, but they had no clothes to give me.

Because he said this, I became shirtless, and while walking with the caravan, away from the blue camp, we went to a corner of the castle, and turned to get to the entrance. I noticed at the corner were a bunch of flue weapons/armor. I figured I'd go grab it. Turns out there were kids there, maybe 5 7 year olds. I tricked them into joining the caravan by acting like there boss, then I took a remaining blue thing and sword and joined up with my two blues in the midst of the reds.

"At least give me a shirt man, I'm wearing this blue thing and I got nothing under it," I said. "Very well, take this," he handed me white cloth. I stuffed it in my blue tarp thing and willed it into a shirt. I started wondering why the red team was leaving, but I was glad. I didn't want to kill my blue team mates, then I remembered the group I was in. They were going to be murdered, and I would have done it either way. My dad will be fine, but shaken up. The reds must have learned of the impending attack and hole themselves in the castle. Brilliant.
My point of view changed to third person.

Not quite, we went in, me being one of the first in front, and I noticed inside the castle was a ceilingless chamber, where a girl stood on a pedestal, and then there were three men atop some sort of wall, with each being fairly stupid, but most importantly there were three more behind/below them, and everyone was a dick, except me, and I was the second 2.

The girl in the pedestal was the princess I'd wager, and she was choosing a suitor, and she would ask questions, she asked 1-3 a question, then asked 1 a question and 2 asked this question "What sounds would you make if we were to wooky?" she asked "Wookie?" he replied, "You know, like in bed?"
"Oh, you mean like fucking? Why didn't you just say that? It would be a bit like..." and then he makes some sex noises. Number two first replied (before the question was said) that she should stop calling him number 2, because then it sounds like a toilet joke, and to call him second, while he walked up to her.

She asked number 3 a question, then asked the second number 1 a question, and I knew it was my turn next. After answering that question, the girl asked me "Would you ever wooky in public?" I saw myself, slightly older than I am now, and as I was about to answer, I saw the words/sounds "Actually funny story, my friend once jerked off in an airplane, see the plane started falling, and it was spinning out of control, and so he whipped out his dick, thinking this was gonna be the end, so then these other people, saw him whip out his dick, and they did the same, and like half the riders were jerking off for the last moments of their lives, then 20 seconds later, the planes hydraulics kicked back in, and everything rode smoothly. Nobody ever spoke about it."
Wait...wtf? That wasn't me. Fuck I'm watching tv again aren't I? damn.

Scene changed to me connected to some guys horse, and a kite, and I was on top of the outer castle wall, about 100 feet in the air at least. It was connected to my wrist, I knew what was going to happen. I just wanted to go to the entrance to go find the girl who needed a suitor, because I knew she would love me, but I guess not. The horsemen said "Hey, just so you know, if I feel caution, I'll just keep riding."

Good to know. He went off, I flew off, I looked at the kite/parachute I was connected to, It was a giant V. I was V. It was my sign to the lady. Beautiful. I flew very fast, and I knew it wouldn't hurt since I was dreaming. I loved the wind in my face, but my feet were under a blanket, and they were hot. I finished up the flight, I was going very fast, and I hit the ground with my good leg (my left) and fell, and was dragged a bit, this cause more heat. I was considering just being dragged but instead I tried to hop/run with it for speed.

Being hot, I moved my physical head, I couldn't feel my dream body for a sec, so I started running with it, and I got about 3 steps back into the dream when I noticed the tv was still on a love show or something, and decided fuck it, and pulled the blanket off of my sweating legs.

I'm getting a better feel for my dream body and my physical one, or my physical and astral body. I need to learn how to bring extremely low lucidity like this dream and stabilize it though, I'll make that my goal for tonight.

Anyway, turns out, I was asleep to mallrats, near the ending. I fell asleep while watching a movie with my parents. Seemed like a good movie. But seriously, I'm never going to sleep with the tv on again, this shit's annoying.