Singularity125

01/03/2011

Day in the Life of Homer Simpson (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Now this one was just bizarre for me. I was in the world of The Simpsons (and I NEVER watch that show! EVER!), walking around with Homer himself. We end up at the doctor's for some reason or another, who knows. I immediately see the doctor Homer would want: His name was "Dr. Feelgood" and he basically put a ton of tasty food-type stuff in an IV bag for his patient to scarf down. Who of course, walked out of there feeling better. Homer and I got sent over to another doctor, whose name I can't remember. He took me aside though.

He probably did a couple things I don't remember, but what I remember was him taking my right hand, and wrapping some string around the base, as if for a tourniquet. He started talking about all sorts of things, mentioning hypnosis and such. He also said how he wasn't as fun, but his method of treatment worked BEST. Stuff like that. He was taking his sweet time wrapping my finger with string, and at some point I had a memory skip to when he was done. He said something like, "Well if that [the hypnosis] worked on you, then see, that's what I REALLY want to do!" (As opposed to being a doctor) Homer said something like, "Oh, that'd never work on me!" to which I replied, "Well I'm sorry to say, but it worked on me."

At this point he took my middle finger and jammed three shots into it, one after another. I did feel some pain from this, enough to make me jump, at least. The doctor said, "Oh quit it, you're done already!" And he sent us away. (Homer didn't end up seeing any doctor. Can't say I blame him after watching what happened to me.) At this point I seem to have a touch of awareness because I start wondering what effect the shots will have, considering "we have different worlds." At this point Homer decided to talk about how donuts were one of the periodic elements here, or some crap. I dunno. This is where the dream ended.