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8:04 AM - 1/5/2012

I'm at school and I have a netbook that I am using to browse FJ while walking to lit class. While walking there I ask someone if the teacher gave us a lot of work and they said yes and made some sort of simile. I sit down in lit and while browsing FJ a comic convinces me to shake the computer which reloads all my tabs, one of which I remember had japanese or korean writing on it, and then I start browsing through my FB feed, which has mostly pictures of girls duckfaces, but I feel like a stalker so I stop. After closing the tab, I am in the place where the last picture was taken, which is a picture of a few of my friends at some restaurant. It's night and from our table I can see out the window and I notice that there is a building that is reflecting something really bright. As I walk over to the window for a closer look, I notice there is a river between me and the building and I also see that the building is actually the Burj Khalifa and is reflecting some really small building. I exclaim, "Why am I in fucking Dubai?" and with that exclamation comes the realization that this is a dream. I turn around, everything in the restaurant is a little shaky and then I wake up.

I'm walking down the left bank of a river which has two thin trails on either side. Its night and I am walking uphill and upstream, the river is fast moving. A boat goes down the river, then a helicopter (flying of course), and then another smaller boat. The helicopter is one of those longer military helicopters. When the last boat goes down the river it comes to a T-section and turns left (my right) and then hits directly into another, bigger boat at which point I realize how ridiculous this whole situation is and realize it is a dream.
Immediately I try to make it brighter because it is really dark and honestly I'm scared of what might happen in a dark lucid dream. I can't seem to get it to work like I have in the past so I change dream scenes, I think I closed my eyes and opened them again but I can't quite remember how. Out of the next two dream scenes one of them was in my room, in each dream scene I was unable to make it brighter and then eventually woke up.

I want to preface this with the fact that I learned how to teleport in a normal dream but I seem to have been using the skill ever since in other normal dreams and in lucid dreams.

I would say this is a semi-lucid because although there was a lot of realism and I didn't really think straight.

I'm walking down the street at night with J. There is a fence to the left of him and a sidewalk to the right of that and open pavement to the right of that. We are on the side walk. There is a low building with a parking lot in the distance which we are walking towards. I'm practicing short range teleportation having fun annoying J. I'm just teleporting on every side of him to annoy him and I found out I have trouble teleporting and changing my angle a lot. I can teleport easily to any location but it is more difficult for me to face the direction I want immediately upon teleportation. Then I decide I want it to be daytime so I rotate the sky. I start by raising both arms in the air and get to work. The first rotating attempt (it's hard work) made all the starts shimmer. The next time the stars rotated out of view on an axis perpendicular to the street (so I guess we were walking west or east) but it was still dark. The next ry blotches of dark red came into view as if for a sunrise. I start thinking about wanting to see a pretty sunset and the dream fades away.

Before all this I remember fragments of fighting against some kind of Voldemort hybrid and watching American Horror Story (not at the same time of course).

I am semi lucid but I can't remember much about the beginning of the dream. I was sort of Lord of the Rings themed with lots of sex. Someone betrayed us exactly like Saurumon. I was going over to have sex with huge hordes of enemies, for some odd reason that would help. I think I left the dream and then came back (in the dream).

After that I am fairly lucid and I fly out through my frond door and fly over the powerlines. My legs are dangling awkwardly. I remember it felt fucking incredible! Its a cloudy day. I fly down over the hill and a car comes by and I drop down because I remember I want to ride a motorcycle while signalling the car to stop. Great vividness and realism in that part!

These are from 10/28/11:

Fragment: I'm learning magic at school.

My mom finds my hentai, which for some reason I had set as my desktop background and open in all tabs in chrome. She is interested. D wants to see my new iPod and just grabs for it roughly. I respond with my Kung Fu reactions and trap his hand against the table and tell him its impolite to grab for things like that.

These are from 10/27/11:

There is a fancy party at my house. A lady with a shovel is trying to smash me and my car. I manage to peel out in the nick of time with someone else in the car with me. I'm in the firebird (yes that's my car). When I peel out I go out of the driveway and right down the street. The engine made its regular double rev and I was already rolling down the street when it started, as in I put it in drive before it started so I could get moving.

Ms. L is walking down a hallway. I tell her our group won't be able to have the picture she needs until next week. I tell her that D brought in a camera but then for some reason we never got the picture. She said OK and seemed cheerful as ever. (This is a real life school project)

I am at a rectangular table with J and some other people. It is some sort of grilling session. I am going to take the PSATs the next day but I decide I don't want to and announce it. I'm getting a burger.

At school with Mr. W and some other, people, we are riding out something HUGE. As in like a massive storm or possibly an apocalypse. There are six of us including Wasek. One of the others is K. We seem to be in a modified, more spacious version of my kitchen. I keep on trying to get alcohol out of the freezer (or it might have been the fridge) and put it into one of the numerous pewter glasses that are everywhere but I keep getting distracted. Mr. W talks to me about how a certain article was a metaphor for WWI, showing the greed of the WWI generals (he is my history teacher). He showed this to me on the right page of a textbook open on the round table, he was sitting across from me. Textbook was a pale blue. K and his two friends came in after that and they brought pirogies and something else. The priogies were cooked with an even brownness on the two sides but they were cold in a rectangular black container with a clear top. I told K I wanted him to heat them up someone said to me they were already cooked but I insisted. Mr. W was marking us off as if we had completed something. Some of the people were girls. Opening fridge talking with K about pirogies near cabinet with the glasses, Mr. W stayed at the round table.

I'm going with J to school. I'm pretty late and I'm also pretty hungry. I think the clock said it was about 8:15 (school starts at 8). I went to grab some food before I go and I grab three items to eat while driving. I ask J to get the keys and I eat the first thing.

I'm with my son with D, trying to not be a jerk in front of my son but D is so boring I don't want it to wear off on my son. Then I'm with someone else fighting Vegeta on another planet that is very green with some sparse trees, maybe Namek. At the beginning of the fight I do the whole constipated powering up thing with my comrade, which was really fun. He is more evenly matched against Vegeta but is still getting beat. I'm firing tons of blue energy balls at Vegeta which are hitting but I avoid a direct confrontation because Vegeta is much stronger than I am. I also fire a few charged, larger energy balls which is pretty fun too. A few of my smaller energy ball barrages hit Vegeta and he falls out of the sky and I keep on hitting him (I forgot to mention we are all flying around really fast). Then I take this big glass dome, completely solid and clear, about 3 ft in diameter, it has something to do with the Dragon Balls, in my dream I think I thought it was the dragon balls. Anyways I took it and threw it as far as I could so Vegeta couldn't get it and obviously this was no normal throw but Vegeta still managed to catch it with his rather quick Saiyan reflexes. I tell him it was a nice catch. The whole time I am wanting to do the kaoken technique but I don't know how (which besides everything else, should have been a fairly good hint that it was a dream).

For anyone who is wondering, this was an incredibly fun dream and ironically I had been planning on doing this when I became lucid the next time.

Blond guy purposely crashing something. Remember it was a really long dream, can't remember anything else though. It was after only 3 hours of sleep.

I'm working with a team on their rocket. Initially it is a ball with one thruster on the bottom. They launch it (I see it being launched) by shooting it out of some launcher that puts enough spin on the ball going forward that it loops around and comes back through the other side of the launcher for even more propulsion, once it is in the air the second time it fires its thruster. I see the rocket-ball being launched and the "dream camera" follows it into the air and down. It reminds me of a saiyan spaceship, although it is just a plain white color, about a foot and a half in diameter. I comment to them how I have never even heard of a team this good at doing things (apparently they had made that fairly quickly). They seem unimpressed by me amazement. We go to a mall where they pick up two half molded arms from a vendor. They are molded enough to have the shape of the arm but are empty where the bones would be and you can see some fake muscles on the outside and there are breaks in the skin to see completely inside. I'm pretty sure they were right arms in a semi-relaxed pose. The guy was literally cooking arms like they were pretzels in one of those tall clear cases. They were to the right of me when they bought the arms. Once again I commented on how their launcher was so impressive because it managed to make the rocket go through it after launching it a couple hundred feet in the air but I think they were disappointed in my amazement because they had bought the launcher as a separate part. Mainly they were so impressive because they managed to do all this stuff so quickly.

I'm posting this as one dream because it all happened during one REM cycle.

My family and I, without my brother, are going on a trip through Arab territory through the desert. We need some sort of protection so I try to take advantage of my kung fu skills (I do kung fu IRL) and find a weapon but all I can find are these weird plastic weapons. They have metal blades but plastic handles. There is what looks like a katana but the blade is actually really short on closer inspection and the handle is really long. Then there is another really long handle with a right angle blade on it. Both of the blades are incredibly loose so they are generally useless (not to mention that nobody actually knows how to fight with an awkward katana or an L). After that my dad tries to put on a turban but I tear it off his head saying he looked ridiculous and would get us killed. The turban was a light purple, made of a towel with a very smooth obviously not-turban material.

After this I randomly became lucid and was with my friends K, A and some others under what seemed to be some sort of overpass unlike any I had ever seen before. It was almost completely enclosed, made of really big cobbled stones with giant square pillars and water to the left of the road from where we are standing in a cul-de-sac. There are steps leading into the water between the pillars. I summon a silver Ferrari California and get in with one of my friends, I think it was A. When I get in, the parking brake doesn't work, i.e. when it is in park it moves forward unless I press the brake. I also noticed the shifter, it was backlit with orange light and looked like a manual because it had a bunch of gears, yet it was a straight line so it had to be automatic. I wasn't doing any shifting anyways so it didn't make a difference. I do a lap under the overpass, drifting and stuff. There is a giant truck, I'm not sure if it was on the way forward or the way back which I swerve to the left of the pillar and over the steps to avoid. Lots of drifting going on here. After that, I don't remember how I got there but I was on the side of the highway and I realized I should try to stabilize the LD. So I started doing palpitations and peeking and everything starts coming into focus. My hands are really weird looking, they are red and swollen and my fingernails are really small and keep changing size. I am looking at the large evergreen and pine trees off the highway where I am and they start to come into focus as I continue to "peek". There isn't any shoulder on the highway and there is just a hill leading down to the forest where I am standing. The sky is blue in the background. After that the dream slips away.

I prepare for a DEILD. I see a hypnagognic image which is a square pumpkin face and focus and relax my body to go into another dream. I feel the awesome sensation of falling into a dream which in this case felt like I was falling sideways for a couple hundred feet at high speed. I end up in my bed and RC but it wasn't a dream I think it was because I was worried I would forget everything because my recall has been crap lately so I wasn't too upset.

I'm with a group of people outside in some fairly flat land, a wide open space with not much in the distance. These people are in a circle and we are all playing with lighters and possibly matches too. Everyone was using the lighters, and possibly the matches with the lighters (but it doesn't make sense why they would need matches in addition to the lighters) and blowing on them while lit to make very long flames in unusual shapes. The person to the right of me blows a really long skinny flame that the person one or two people to the left of me needs to dodge or they would have been burned.

I'm playing ping pong with my friends E and J. I was very happy about something, I can't quite remember what, but maybe it was because I could have any girl in the world. After that, I was at some gathering just before school ends talking about colleges with some classmates and their parents. One of the girls is going to UChicago. A bunch of girls are going to colleges within a few hundred feet of each other in NY, I think on staten island, or some island. The last girl who was talking I didn't recognize as from my school, however I'm pretty sure her dad was the guy who played Russell, the president of NBC in Seinfeld. She said that her dad would let her never see him again by letting her go to that school because it was so nice. Said that their schools (her and the other girls) were within 500 ft of each other. That girl's appearance definitely changed as she was talking, she became less attractive. The gathering was in the same place I had played ping pong earlier. My mom came just before I woke up because she was taking me somewhere. She was wearing her light blue windbreaker.