non-lucid

I was at the beach with a friend, it was on the shore of a large river and it looked like we were in san Francisco because we could see the golden gate from there. We were casually talking about stuff, I remember him talking about going camping with a bunch of friends which I didn't know, but I said yeah why not, suddenly while I was looking In the distance I saw this HUGE meteor fall from the sky and hit the water pretty near us, there was an incredibly big explosion after, I could see the ground crack up and coming quickly at us, everyone panicked and started running, and so did I. Ditching my friend I ran for my life while everything was falling apart, after some time running I remember ending up in a forest or some kind of post apocalyptic forest, the landscape absolutely gorgeous, it was very green and we could still see some old building under the green carpet that the nature did over time, it felt like I was in a completely new timeline, but I knew I had to build a shelter or something. There was a waterfall with crystal clear water so I decided to build a camp near it. At this point one of my friend found me and decided to strand with me, I debated with whether or not we should fill our water bottle with the water, I insisted and he gave in.

We decided to go back to ground zero for some inspection and to assess the situation. While we were on our way we stumble on an old internet friend, when he saw me he was pretty happy and he showed me his real name Benoit Garneau, which is my grand dad name, that was weird but I was pretty excited about it for some reason, he joined us on our way to ground zero.

When we were at Ground Zero I remember that beautiful sight of the HUGE meteor which created a perfectly round mountain with some rigdes around and surrounded by water and with the devasted Golden gate jsut like in movies. There was now a retierement home being built with a water park across the street, I recall asking myself how much time was I in the forest.

That's pretty much what I remember.

I remember going to an interview for Activision for some game testing, once I was there I rushed to the men's restroom where I started to take a piss in the urinal. The place weirdly structured and it made me completely exposed if someone came in, someone did and it was a beautiful redhead, medium height with a cunning smile on her face, as I watched her come in I managed to miss a shot and splash her a bit with my piss (lol), I didn't notice at first but she looked at me and said something like, you know you could be fired for what you just did, and I said, did I just pee on you, she nodded. I was embarrassed, but she said it wasn't so bad and looked at my junk and said that it was quite decent then left the place. I was confused.

I'm not sure what happened next but I was in a classroom with her and some other guy, we were chatting as far as I remember. At this point we were in a MMO which looked just like real life, I remember finding out I was on an OCE server and told her I wish she'd come on US East, then I asked her where she lived, she was in New Brunswick, I asked her why'd she choose to be on OCE servers and she told me she had no clue. She started chatting with the other guy who looked like a huge orc in WoW and I just laid down and started to let my mind drift away. (The fact that she said she lived in NB kinda shocked me since I just ended a relationship of 4y because my ex-gf moved there and I decided I didn't want to follow, I remember being sad in my dream because of this) Once I was done drifting away I asked them if we should go get some ice cream, we all agreed and started to move.

(Note that I was strongly atracted to that girl but nothing actually happened yet, beside us being pretty at ease with each other and her calling out my junk earlier)

We were eating ice cream now and she started to be flirty with me, I kinda played back and then as I took the last bite of my ice cream she asked if she could taste it, I said sure and we just straight up make out, it was awesome (this is a scene from Oliver, stoned. Where the girl smokes weed for the first time, its a cheesy movie but I watched it the day before, now that I think about it the girl had a similar figure has the girl from the movie)

Anyway sometimes after that we started getting chased by some NPCs which we fought and and as we ran away, we "farmed & explored" in the MMo until I woke up.

I don't remember her telling me her name but when I woke up I remember writing it down and it was Evelynn, I have no acquaintances with that name and I felt pretty shitty when I woke up because I felt like I lost someone I had very strong feelings toward, it was just some sincere and unconditional love towards her even though we just met.

04.02.2010
iPad
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 8/10

I was at my Condominium and my cousin was there. He then showed me his new iPad. His version was a limited edition and had an incredibly wide screen. He was controlling it with his feet and was doing some cool trick with it. Then he showed me a new TV show which was looking just like Jackass, but with different ppl. And slowly I was now part of the show and apparently I was the winner of the week and I was going to do awesome stuff with them.

The first thing we did was getting in a barrel and roll down a HUUUUUUGGEEEE hill. I was the first to get in the barrel, then they pushed me and I fastly gain speed, and I was going soooo fast and I was so confused. Then apparently I crashed on a tree and the barrel exploded apart but I was fine. I stood up and there was that granny not so far from me. A guy which was up the hill snipped the granny and she died. Then a thousand of grannies which was looking exactly like the one which we just killed appeared. Then I took out of nowhere a MP5 and started to kill them, they were actually zombies. Then for the rest of the dream I was running and killing zombies. PRetty awesome.

01.02.2010
Betrayal
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 7/10

I wake up and I'm tied up at a chair. I start freaking out and then I see my friend's GF. I ask her to untie me and she tell me SHE kidnapped me. I'm like WTF and I ask her why and she tell me she works for a secret organisation and needs to eliminate me. I tell her she can't do that because her BF will start suspicing her and he'll find out and he'll stop her. She says she don't care because she was about to kill his BF soon because she took enough informations to do what she needed to do. Then she pointed a gun at my chest and shot one time. I starts freaking out when I saw I was starting to bleed. I tried to stop her but she shot a second time in my chest. Now I start feeling the extreme pain in my chest and I start screaming. She shot two more time and I see her standing up and leaving the room. Then I died and wake up.

News:
I've dreamed alot for the past week but didn't really updated my DJ on DV so here's some dreams I haven't posted.

29.01.2010
For the sake of freedom
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 9/10

I was on a beach and there was a couple of ppl. They were slaves. I was not a slaves but only a marine or something and I was incharge of the slaves. Then one of the other man which was moving the slaves with me started to fight with a slave. The marine asked the alave "What can you give to me?? Why shoudld I let you live!?" and he was pointing him with a gun, the gun looked just like a pirate's gun. The Slave answered he could work for him and the marine just did give a shit and was dangerously approaching the slave with his gun pointing his head. Then I couldn't handle emotions anymore I jumped on the marine and kicked his gun! Then I yelled "FOR THE SAKE OF FREEDOM" and ran into the water. All the slaves did just like me but some died because the marines were shooting us. Their was a boat waiting for us and we managed to get in and get away. (I was with 2 or 3 slaves) They all thanked me gratefully and asked me where we were going, I answered I didn't know I just told them it was far far away from here.

So we sail for a couple of minutes and we were now on a river the river was spiltting in 2 and it was surrounded by forest here. We got off on a little island and there was a little house on that island. So we stranded there for a while. A girl I knew was waiting for us in there, she greeted me and all the slaves. They she asked me to play monopoly with here and I gently refused. Then I saw some weird shit coming out of the ground, it looked like worms but it was way bigger then she jumped in that and she disapeared. After some second she jumped out of the hole and she gained a level (wtf?) She said it was a worm hole and it was giving good exp and that I should try to kill them with berserk. So I did, another one appeared and I went berserk and jumped in that hole, it was immensely big inside the hole and there was some enormous tentacles trying to eat me. After a while fighting I got suck into one of that big mouth and reapeared in the house. The girl told me to be carefull because each time I'd die a Clone of myself would become Hitler! And guess what? There was a clone of myself outside the house which was arboring the Hitler's staff, I went outside and smacked him in the face and he died somehow.

After this some friends came to the house and asked me who the fuck was that girl. I looked at the girl I meet some minutes before and she was on the floor convulsing, I just told my friend she was on an Acid Trip and I went outside. Then I saw the sky which was turning dangerously Grey and said we should get inside. I took an Energy drink in the fridge and started to converse with ma friends. Then one of them asked me if I wanted to go play tenis and I accepted. So I was playing tenis with my energy drink in the thunderstorm and that's pretty much how it ended.

News:
These are some fragments I though was funny uhoh.

31.01.2010
Slender Man
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 5/10

I remember I was at a party with some friends. I didn't drink anything but I had that drunk feeling, which wasn't raelly good. So my friend had that awesome idea of going outside and explore de forest, so we did. But along our waay to the forest I saw the Slender man a couple of times, and it was moving it wasn't just a scare crow like my other dream, that one was moving with his tentacles ans shits. Then I had the idea to meet him and fucked him up, again.

31.01.2010
Garrysmod
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 5/10

I remember I was playing Gmod with some DV member, I'm not sure but I think we were doing some kind of race. It was pretty awesome. Then I remember CC saying "HEY SORA LOOK! I'M PLAYING GMOD!" and I was like, "Omfg CC you're so awesome." and that's pretty the only thing I can remember. I'm pretty Slash was there too.

News:
Derp, Long time I didn't post, but that's because I didn't have any interesting dreams D= This one is quite interesting, first one of it's genre! It was typed on my iPhone will I was at my cottage...it took me quite a while to write but it's nicely written I guess.

08.01.2010
The hot chick
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 9/10

I'm at my job with my friends. It's a kind of forge or something, it's not very clean and we were cleaning the garbages. Then I see that extremly hot chick walking in the corridor. I tell my 2 friend and they tell me she's the new coordinator. I suggest we make a race to see who will be the first to make out with her, they accepted.

So as I was doing my job, I can't tell you what it was exactly, she approaches me and starts telling me I'm not doing my job correctly. So I ask her how am I supposed to do it and she starts yelling at me. As she yell at me I'm thinking about a way to make out with her, I soon decided to stop breathing so she'll have to mouth to mouth with me and BAM I'll kiss her and she'll fall for me. (I'm such a genius) So I stopped breathing infront of her, she didn't notice at first but then I apparently turned blue and she was telling me to breath. Then I felt that incredibly warm and soft sensation on my lips, when I finally knew what was happening I returned her kisses and we made out. (that was fucking amazing, that part was extremly vivid for some reason) When we're done she looked, blushed and ran away. I was smiling to myself and my friends came across.

They told me to hurry up because they saw the chick running away. They also said one of us have to kiss her at least, I didn't say anything about what happenned and decided to follow them. We were now outside looking around when I saw her at the train station waiting for a ticket, I think she noticed me but refused to look at me. My friend also noticed her and said he was going to take a ticket and go inside the same wagon as her, but then she was gone and the train was starting. I saw her head coming out of the window looking at me and I yelled "we will meet again!!". My friends were looking at
me with some weird face and I said "sorry guys but I won ".

The end

News:
Well well, I failed my WILD last night...but well I was constantly waking up and I didn't sleep very well. I haven't recalled any dream but I have this one which was laying in my DJ and I think it was kind of interesting :3.

03.12.2009
Worst movie ever
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 8/10

I am at the movie theater with my brother and one of his friend. The movie is kind of lame. I'm barely watching it intead I'm playing with my rubik cube. Sometimes I hear everyones screaming, when that I happen I watch the scream and see some "scary" shit, I wasn't scared at all I just though that movie was extremly lame. So I'm there in the room playing with my cube and half watching the movie, it goes like that for the WHOLE movie which lasted at least 30min in my head. After the movie I tell my brother the movie was lame and he agreed, as we get out of the theater we found ourselves at the top a cliff which was giving us to a crash plane, just like the map Afghan in Call of duty : MW2. But there was some Monorail train track here and there and everyone was watching the wreckage. that was kind of weird but we didn't care about it and just continued to walk downhill. As the slope gets pitcher we starts sliding on our knell, it was pretty damn cool, my brother was in front and his friend was behind me, he's kind of fatty and not really good at that kind of stuff and he lost control and went in the wood. Me and my brother are still chasing each other, the slope is kind of endless now and it starts snowing. My brother finally crash into the wood and I follow him and we laugh a long time and see his friend coming and he's raging. That's pretty much how it ended.

News:
Since I've been slacking for the past motnhs I have something like 4-5 epic dreams to write down, I still remember them pretty well so I'll try to write them down as soon as possible :3. that dream was pretty frustrating because I coud have become lucid pretty easily, but I didn'T.

14.10.2009
Smonkin' with my dad
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 7/10

I was doing the grocery with my dad I said to him, "Hey, We're dreaming" and he said ""Really?!? Then I can try to smoke some weed, I've always wondered what it felt like!". (I never became lucid even after that OBVIOUS hint) So he took out some weed out of nowhere and was about to lit it up but then some zombies came out of nowhere and started to charge us so we ran away. We were running in the grocerry store trying to hid ourself. I remember my dad having a run and blowing some zombies head with it. If a zombie touch you you will die, he said. At this moment a zombie grabbed my arm and a black spirit was trying to get into my body, but I fought against it and my body split himself into 2 part for some reason I knew the other part was my evil self, like al lthe bad things about me in one person. So I decided to go kill it. I took my father's gun and run against him. We were now in a kind of Maze made of wood board and it was pretty confusing but I was still running at him.

This is pretty much what I can remember, I know that's sad but I never reached him.

News:
Urh Urh, I decided to get fully back into LDs. I'm pretty motivated and hopefully I'll succeed =D I also decided to finally write down some dreams I've recalled some weeks ago.

30.11.2009
Myrtle Beach
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 8/10

I remember I was sitting in the street, right next to my house with my friends. There was a huge Hookah right between us and we were smokin' the ganja. So we were there in the middle of the street smoking some good ass weed and high as fuck, and then we ran out of herb, so I decided to go cultivate some. I went in my backyard, which was full of flourishing Weed plant and cut some branch and went back in with my friends. I then used a strainer to get make some Hash. While I was doing this my father came across in a extremly large limousine and said we were going to Myrtle beach. So I got in the limousine, leaving my friend behind with a huge ass pile of weed, he was happy.

We were now in a traffic jam and my dad was yelling at ppl outside his window. We decided to continu our route walking sicne we were almos there. We climbed above a concrete wall and behind there was one of those huge ass line up to get to the beach, so we decided to skip ppl climbing on stuff and by some weird palces. We finally reached the ticket place and we went into the changing room. I accidently went into the female changing room but the girls in there weren't angry at all nor scared. I actually knew them, they were 2 of my classmates irl, and started talking with them while they were changing themselves. As the undress themselves I get a hardon and sit on a bench and I just watch them, they were fuckin' hot and not bothered of me watching them, but I didn't want them to notice my boner so I tried to hide it. After they finished to put their sexy ass swimsuit we went to the beach together.

Then when I got out of the changing room, I realised it was winter outside. My father was there with my Brother and he asked me WTF I was doing almost naked at this time of the year. He gave me my snowbaord and told me to not worry about my outfit since it wasn't cold at all. Then we started to run down the slope. We were the first ones to go through that slope and it was the perfect conditions ever. I was going pretty fast dodging the trees and I was extremly happy to do some snowboard. Then I saw a big ad saying "Welcome to WhitePeak". Right after the ad was a biiiig cliff and I jumped over it, I stayed in the air for at least 3-4 second and when I hit the ground I started to do some barrel rolls. When I finally stopped doing barrel rolls I was at the bottom of the mountain right next to the cabs, I got up and my father said, "Don't worry it was your first time this year". And then we did the lineup to go back up in the mountain.

That's pretty what I can remember.

News:
Eating a man is not fun. The english might be horrible in some of my dream, cause I'm so fucking lazy sometimes.

17.11.2009
The Maneater
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 7/10

I remember I was going to see my uncle at his house. Once I get there it seems like he's not at home so I decided to go take a look in the backyard where I saw one of his numerous VTT (He only ahve 1 IRL) So I decided to took it and go to the usual spot. (It doesn't exist IRL but obviously I knew where it was in my dream) So after a while driving the VTT in the forest I finally arrive at the little race track where was my cousin with his own VTT. I'm glad to see him and I'm like "Hey what's up? Look I took your VTT so I could ride with you." he answers me that his father don't want me to take the VTT.

So I apologize and I keep tellin' him that he wouldn't do a big deal about it. As we were starting our engines his father came from nowhere and looked at me severly and said "I'm really disapointed, why did you took that VTT which isn't your", he made me feel pretty remorseful and well I said I was sorry and all but he didn't care, so I went back at his house and put the VTT back in the yard.

As I get of the VTT I notice someone which is in the house. At this ponit I kind of became the guy IN the house...that was pretty weird. So I was now carrying a dead body over the house and put it on the table, I was searching a way to hide the body but I couldn't find so I decided to eat the body. I did eat ALL the body and the only remains was the bones which I took and put in the trash can, that's pretty much what I can remember lol.

News:
God damnit, my dream recall is getting worse I know why! I'm neglecting my DJ ALOOT!! I need to get into it if I want some LDs and more interesting dreams, specially because my last few dreams didn't have any end at all...

17.11.2009
Around the forest maze
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 5/10

I was in my cottage in the forest, it's a pretty cool place and I love to go there. But this time it was kind of different, exactly like a maze. I was lost in the forest, it was getting cold and I was with my brother. My vision was overlayed with a Map which looked like a maze or something, I was even able to spot us on the map. Anyway, after a while we finally found the little house and went in there to warm ourselves. All my family was there. My grandma gave me a gift and it was actually a Chainmail, I though it was pretty cool and thanked my grandma. I told everyone about the forest maze and they were all fascinated by my story. So my brother, my cousin and I decided to go back there but it was starting to snow, so we decided to wear some warm clothes. I put on my chainmaill, which I though would be pretty warm, and some other stuff, it took me about 1h to dress, at least that's what it looked like. Once I finished we went outside the dark forest while some snow flake was falling of the sky, it was beautifull. That's pretty much the end of my dream, it ended just like a movie, the 3 of us walking into the darkness of the forest while it was slowly snowing.

News:
God, I have tons of dream to write doowwn!! Looks like my dream recall is srsly getting better =D. Anyway for the past dreams I've been High or Drunk for some reason. Anyway these are pretty cool eheh.

21.10.2009
I'm too high
Type: (Non-lucid)
Clearness 7/10

I remember behind at school listening to the teacher and I was hella bored. So I decided to go to the waskroom and I took a few hits of that magicly appeared Bong. I went back to my class baked as fuck. I was trying to understand the teacher but that was just impossible due to my seriously fucked mind. So I just layed on my desk and fell asleep.

I was now in my yard HIGH AS FUCK and was practicing some ninja moves. Then I saw my friend standing in door frame staring at me. I got freaked and he left toward the front exit of my house. I ran to the front of the house to catch him while he leave the house but I wasn't fast enough and missed him by an inch. I also though he stole my weed so that's why I was running after him. He ran to the left in the street and stopped and stared at me again. I asked him what he was doing and he didn't answer me so I tried to catch him again but he managed to dodge and ran in the oposite direction of the street but never stopped and I was screaming "WHY!?!?!?". I fell on my knee on the hard concrete road and looked at the sky and yelled "WHY!?!" once again, and the dream ended.

News:
Here's some old fragments I haven't posted because I hate posting fragments, anyway here they are.

31.07.2009
Walt Disney II
Type: (Non-lucid)


My friends and I were at walt disney, it was a kind of christmas themed park. We decided to go to a kind of Haunted House but we figuered out we can not for some reason I can' remember so I decided to go park the car so my friends stayed in front on the building. Karting Track I find another friend and I asked about a Caravelle. That's pretty much it.

20.06.2009
Drive! Drive!
Type: (Non-lucid)


I'm at my grand mother's house with my parents. I remember my mom screaming to take the car and drive while she was getting in. So I did. I drove off as fast as possible and we arrived to a kind of wooden shack and she asked me to go get the keys inside it. So I had to cross 10m of thick snow with my casual cloths. I was frozen when I finnaly got in and there was my uncle waiting inside and my mom was now in. I warmed myself with the fire. Urrrh the end.


20.06.2009
To the beach!!
Type: (Non-lucid)


My brother, my cousin and I where in a car and we were going to the beach. We finally arrived but the beach was empty. We still swam and had fun for a short amount of time and that bee robot thing appeared came to us and was taking photos or something and it said, "Infraction 1". We were like, OH SHI' this beach is private!! so we moved along and found another beach with much more ppl. We started having fun and that bee thing came again, said "Infraction 2" and spread a powder on me and I started coughing. Then I remember I was trying to escape from that bee climbing on a rock cliffs bare feet and hands, I was kinda of sick because of that powder and I was coughing alot. That's pretty much what I remember.

30.09.2009
Epic journey to my English class
Type: (Non-lucid)


I remember I was in school and I was looking for my english class because I had a work to give to my teacher. So I was wandering around the school. I soon heard that the only wayt to go to the english class was by using that girl's locker. I knew who she was, (She's interested in me IRL I think but I srsly think her personnality doesn't fit with mine so I try to be kinda distant) so I went to her locker with one of my best friend and I asked her if I could go to my english lessons, she said "Yes but you'll have to wait." So I did and then she started to flirt with my Friend and I remember I was thinking like, "Mmmm looks like she trying to makes me jealous, wtf is she?" and I said, "Fuck this just gimme the code" and she did.

Inside her locker was a kidn of big Lego structure and I had to slide off a thing and I got suck into that hole I did. I was now in a field surround by mountains and I could see a big mansion on top of one. I remember walking toward it, but that's all