spirit

Jelly Beans

A lady was lying on a massive mound of jelly beans. She was ill and said she only felt comfortable lying on jelly beans. She asked for more to complete her jelly bean bed. We (myself and the doctor) decided that she needed 300 more. Suddenly, she turned around and said that she would only accept brown/coffee coloured ones. I get out a massive colour catalouge and showed her a few colours.

Work and a Family Argument

I was at work, this time in my store in Mothercare. I went into part of the store. A man asked me a question about kids DVDs. They had to be about bugs..I picked out from the shelf; a Bugs Life, Ants and some other one. The man was really happy and bought all 3 for his son's birthday. I obviously couldn't put them through the till, so I asked him to go to the Mothercare tills as I worked for Clarks.
We were all running around really busy, I said to one of the Team Leaders that we had something to do, she said ''I've already got someone on it''. I replied ''I love being the manager, everyone just does my job for me' (Which is no -where near true - Lol!)
I am running around like a headless chicken, trying to get everything ready for close.
Then I am pulled into my Boss's office. My Dad and his fiance (Fiona) are in there, she is crying and upset, there is no sign of my boss and the Office is now my Mum and Dad's old bedroom, of when they were together, before they split.
Fiona was saying that when we ran the store together, (which we never did), that I had a better relationship with the mothercare manager than she did. I said that she was part time, so all the meetings that I had to attend were mainly carried out when you were not working. I said that the Back To School meeting I tried to get you in, but you said you were too busy to come in. I just make an effort with these people because I have to work with them everyday and I'm sorry if she felt that way.
I can't remember what she replied but she was crying. I spoke to my Dad and then I left. I went into my room and cried my eyes out!


Naked Party

I was in my house. The only person I recognised was my fiance. He was laying on the sofa in jeans and a black shirt, half undone, and there were a couple of guys and girls opposite.
Next to my Fiance were two girls sprawled across him, they were both completely naked. One was laying next to him and the other was sitting on the arm of his chair stroking his head.
The two girls said to me, ''Go on, you get naked too!'' I turned around and said ''sorry girls, its not really my sort of thing!'' But as I said that I started to undress anyway! I stood there completely naked, then I lay on the floor and then pretended to be asleep. I heard one of the guys say ''woah! She's got big tits, you're a lucky guy mate'' he said, signalling to my fiance.
Then we all started to have a water fight. We were throwing glasses of water at each other and water went all other the TV! I went to get a cloth and heard my Fiance's mum coming down the stairs. I quickly closed the door and quickly wiped up the mess on the TV.

I woke up!