non-lucid

I was watching a scene where a bunch of guys (don't know why but I'm pretty sure they were the German football team) were in a platform in the middle of the ocean in their speedos jumping to the sea.
I'm guessing they were training.
One of them was really afraid. I was afraid too. He started to swim really fast (I saw a commercial yesterday where a shark ate a girl. I kinda hate sharks. Thanks Spielberg).
My vision shifted to first person. I was swimming and was dragged by a wave to the shore.
It was a beautiful beach. It was sunny, hot and very real. I stood there watching for a second and i realized I was dreaming.
I'm starting to realize that I tend to get Lucid every time the dream is more real or every time I just stop doing what I'm doing and just calm down a bit to look at things.
A guy comes running and I go talk to him.
I realize I haven't stabilize the dream yet. Everything seems stable but I stop and look at my hands anyway. They're normal size but glowing like that faggy vampires from twilight glow in the sunlight.
There was a recent joke in a thread in another forum (non LD, music related) where someone posted this picture.

I'm pretty sure this was the guy Anyway...
I ask him if he knows anything about my dream guide. He kinda mumbles something and I completely ignore him.
I turn around to the sea and when I turn again the guy was on his way running and another one exactly like him comes running towards me. It's too weird and I ignore both.
I look towards the sea again and there is a lot of people there.
I totally forgot the tasks I'm supposed to do. So I try to fly. There's no place were I can jump from so I try and levitate from the ground. I feel like a turtle stretching it's neck. I look around and there's a couple standing 1 meter above the ground completely still levitating. Don't know if they're mocking or trying to teach me.
I levitate just a bit but fall immediately.
I start walking. I recognize the beach as one near my hometown (SR). I look to my hands once more to stabilize even though I don't think I need it. I should do this more often.
I literally don't know what to do.
I recognize two sisters I've met before.
We engage in stuff I'm not proud of...
I know realize I'm starting to lose lucidity. I deserve it.
I wake up soon after.

I should have known better than to behave like a horny teen.

I'm with a friend (NJ) in my work place.
We go downstairs to grab a coffee. I grab some coins for the coffee machine.
I get my coffee and the machine gives me back more money than it should. I take it.
I look at the ground and pick two 10€ bills. I look up and there's a hole on the machine with a massive amount of 10€ bills in it.
I pick some. My friend takes the rest. It's a lot of money.
We knew that there was a robbery where they sabotage the machine.
At first my friend doesn't want to return the money. He reconsiders it. He tells my boss he'll spend 80€ a day untill someone claims it.
I stumble across a lady that owned a coffee house in my old town.
She starts to ask me some questions about my job.
I lose track of the dream or wake up.
Don't know.

I probably bored myself to death and wanted to wake up. Really.. I need to get Lucid.

Dream Fragment:
Me and my best pal (V.) were in beautiful little town next to a beach. It's daytime. It's really vivid.
For some reason I don't know or don't remember we wanted to swim to the other shore. We're trying to find a place to leave behind our stuff.. phones, wallets, etc.
He starts flirting with this girls that's carrying a HUGEEEE white Wilson tennis bag. He asks her if she can keep that stuff for us. No problem.
Then it starts to get blurry and confusing.
I go to a little shop (maybe a bakery) and I'm trying to force this guy to give me a knife. I leave. I come back and now I want a plastic bag and some bread? We argue I leave and come back a couple more times.

Dream fragment.
I was watching a car from outside like I was standing on its hood. We're in my hometown.
It was an English type car with the wheel on the left side.
Some blond guy/kid was having driving lessons from a blond woman.
She was totally hitting on him. She's almost sitting on his lap.
Aparently he didn't care, or was to busy learning how to drive.
I don't know any of them.

Woke up.

My driving instructor was also a blond middle aged woman..

... I was in some place I don't know. Probably a school.
These two girls are following me. Each one carries a hand bag. I left a room and turn to a big corridor. I'm getting a strange feeling.
They keep stalking me. I turn and one of them comes towards me like she wants to give me her bag and asks: "Are you Telmo?"
My heart is racing!!
I felt being pulled down. Like I was in the middle of a spiral. There's this deep guttural roar. So weird.

The dream stops.
I'm in my bed. I open my eyes and try to move. I can't.
The roar continues and there's this black silhouette in front of me.
I was trying so hard to move.
It lasted just a few seconds until I finally managed to move.
The thing is... I wasn't scared. I was somehow aware of all the stuff I've been reading about SP. And didn't gave it much thought.
I was trying to move because I thought I was in a middle of a WILD attempt and it was time I try and leave my body for my FIRST! Lucid dream.
I seems my mind is going all in at night. My recall is also improving every day but I'm still unable to get Lucid.

I'm in my house playing with my cats. It's not really my house. I just know it is.
They're playing around like crazy. My youngest cat threw up hairballs everywhere.
Suddenly (don't really know how) I'm in my work place with a friend (N.J.).
We pass by a group of people in circles singing with music sheets, instruments...
We get to an elevator and laugh at them. It's funny.
I get to my desk and go to the Internet to check the Score between Portugal and Spain or Sweden. Not sure which. There's a soccer championship going on.
Suddenly (again) I'm in another place with my mom and.. my grandma..
My Mom is trying to teach my grandma how to use a smart phone. It's not going that well. She's getting impatient.
I check my phone and there's a missing call from my sister's workplace.
Apparently my grandmother was calling everyone without meaning to.
She's really impatient.

I was driving in Santa Cruz (beautiful place in Portugal).
Somewhere else there have been an accident and my dad need to drive there.
I remember being worried because my dad had some problems and was in no shape to drive.
I continue to drive (and apparently ignoring my father ) to a vacation house from a friend and former boss.
There's this big german shepherd running around.
I spot another friend (Chora) and I start to make fun of him telling him it's about time he left his mother's house. He doesn't mind. He left. Apparently he works there just doing stuff.
It's getting weird.
Another friend (Liviu) shows up.
Another german shepherd shows up. This one is a bad motherfu**** He chases and corners me. He's just watching me now. I get up and leave. The badass dog leaves too.
I go inside the house.
There's a lot of people there.
My friend (the owner) appears. He was walking with his son. He's just miserable. Fat, old, with lazy eyes, his little hair is a complete mess. He is with a massive hangover.
We hug and talk for a while.
He tells me that I'm looking great and that milk and gymn are really working (apparently my subconscious is needy).
He is happy to se me.
He leaves to get some sleep.
There's a lot of people there. My niece is there.
My cat Ziggy (Stardust) is there.
This couple with two little kids are petting my cat. They're asking if he's behaves and... the alarm woke me..

I'm at my old Highschool.
I'm wondering around trying desperately to find an empty room or something like that.
It's some kind of a no classes day / activities only. There are kids everywhere.
I try to sneak on to an empty classroom but I get caught by some lady.
I continue and find an old bathroom in an abandoned part of the school. It's really really dirty. It's so disgusting.
This is the most vivid Dream I've had in a long time.
Then a friend (Nig) comes in (they always show up..).
We chatted for a while. How's life.. he's studying again... that kind of stuff.
He leaves.
I lay down on the cleanest bench I can find to try a WILD.
Woke up.


Now I realize that this dream was in a WILD during WBTB attempt. Obviously it didn't work out.
I fell into a dream and was desperate to find a quiet spot to WILD. Weird.
Frustrating. A DILD should have worked.

I was with two friends of mine (R/A) at a place.
I believe it's a place in the woods near an old football field at my home town when I was a kid. It doesn't exists anymore.
The conversation is getting more and more scientific. My friend A is using a tree leaf laid on the ground to prove some point of view.
I'm getting pissed because they're just ignoring me.
The scenario changes and I'm with a girl friend of mine (AV) hanging in some stairs.
Then a girl appears.
She's brunette with big eyes and long hairs. her face is blurry. She's wearing shorts.
We started flirting instantly. I'm getting fascinated by her.
(I know that this dream is much bigger. From now on there's A LOT of fragments I can't remember.) I'm at her house. Se has one younger and one older brother. Her father is there too.
They don't really like me.
I'm cooking for them now.
I know I spent a lot of time with her. We talked for ages.
It's raining a lot.
I live at the end of the street.
My mom, dad and some person I don't remember are sleeping there. They spent a lot of time at the Hospital for some reason I don't know.
I woke them and offered some bread and soup I made. They were really happy.

Blurry Award Night
I was at this really weird open air place at night. It so hard to describe.
An old acquaintance of mine (M.P) arrived and out of nowhere he started giving awards (!).
There was other people there. A friend of mine was there and started talking to me about being unemployed. He then told a joke and everyone laughed.

Weeding Party
I was at what looked like a wedding party at open air. Empty tables, lots of grass. It was really beautiful.
My mom and an aunt (A.) were there. They were cooking something we call russian salad.
I ask them why they're cooking since the party was already over! Apparently cooking the leftovers is the only way for the owners to count the remaining food for billing purposes (!).
I ask to a bartender if there is any croissant left. I'm having the impression I know this guy.
I believe it's a guy i knew (Yellow). He tells me to wait a second while he's going to check.
There's one from the day before and I still have to pay for it. I tell him I don't want it. He offers me for a big discount and I still don't want it. I ask if is everything good with him. We talk for a minute and I left.
I walk to a place with some bars and coffees. I entered and left some of them.
I was not alone. It's getting blurry.

This is not by any means a recent dream.
I just want to register it in my DJ.
I'm not really sure when it happened, but I'm guessing at least 15 years ago.
It was one of the most vivid dreams I had. It was a non Lucid. I'm not sure if at some point I had a bit of control.

It started, (I'm not really sure how to explain it because it's a really visual thing) with two anime or video game guys going all-in at each other in a square pit with a suspended platform on the middle. This was literally in a video game. One of them (not sure if Goku or Ken from Street Fighter) threw a monstrous fireball to the other and exploded the whole thing.
Suddenly I was in a Vietman type jungle.
The explosion turned real and blew some tree houses.
I was watching the whole thing at a distance from a high platform kinda thing with some friends. I only remember one of them. I'm calling him SG.
We were all quiet watching when, in a very sirious and worried tone, SG turned to me and said (I will never forget his words) - "Don't tell anyone that you're Superman"
As soon as he said it I instantly got teleported to the street where at that time i lived in.
At this point I'm realizing I'm Superman, but somehow I'm feeling really really afraid (sissi me ).
At that time there was a bakery there.
In front of it there was a small stage for a concert. It had some music gear there, Drums, guitars, etc. I remember some croud.
I started to run. There's someone chasing me. At one point I see him, but I can't really see his face. It's blurry.
I use the stage to runaway from this guy when I think - Wait, I'm Superman, this is stupid. I'm going to fly away. When I try to fly I just can't... Nothing happens.
Then the guy (i think it's a guy) that's chasing me says: "You can't fly because you don't have anything in your hand."
I'm thinking, what does that even mean?!?!
I continue to run. I'm going up on the street and as I turn left I grab a little stone from the floor and keep it in my hand.
I run towards a littlle concrete tank next to this house where my Grandmother lived.
I decided that I'm going to use the tank as a lever for flying away from there. Since I have the stone I sould be able to fly now
So I'm running and used it as a lever, and in the second after I started to fly the guy grabbed my leg and I woke up.

I remember some weird castle and a 3rd person visualisation of me with some other people.
That's about it
I was standing still trying not to move before grabbing my recorder to do a quick note (it was a much bigger dream) but my girlfriend actually woke up. I snapped out of that state and forgot the whole thing.

I was at a party in my hometown at friend's (XRS) house. It was not like his house.
I just knew it was his house.
I was feeling unhappy about my job and was asking for help about some illegal way of living off the Grid.
My friends (P Mas.) girlfriend and my neighbors (Dina and mother) were helping me. I remember my neighbor picking me up in her car.
I was wandering around hidden. I remember some fields.
Then I was in another place behind a rock with two or three friends with some weapons firing against other two or 3 guys that were coming after us. I somehow knew they were British.
It was like or an actual video game.

I dreamed that I awoke and grabbed my dream journal and started writing.
I was so happy because I remembered my dream quite clearly.
Then I actually woke up.

I was dreaming with Joe Bonamassa.
It was really weird, but it seems I'm building his studio at the same time we're watching a video about his studio being built.
Then it's no longer Joe Bonamassa, but a big black Guy. His wife comes in.
At this point I'm with my girlfriend. We are looking at them in their studio and at the same time watching a making of video about their studio.
His wife is now in underwear dancing/striping for him.
It's getting confusing.
This dream also involves water.