Desperation Happiness

Somehow I became a vampire. I called M to help me, he pulled up in a new car that he was very proud of, even though when I got in it was already dirty. His girlfriend whom he called his "wife" drove separate, he had to give her something, he didn't make any notion to introduce me so I just got in the car. M was reluctant to help me but did give me some advice, that gravy and vinegar was a good alternative to blood. We drove around and he let me out on a random street. Some random teens started talking to me like we were friends. I was nice to them (I don't normally chat with strangers, let alone young people) until I found out the cute girl was gay. (How shallow of me!).

The next thing I know I'm at murder scene in a house of someone I met briefly. The detective and I looked around the house but didn't find anything too suspicious. I took the slide (wee!) down to the basement where the kid was, he said there was another dog down there so I brought him upstairs where it was safe (using my vampire jumping powers and strength) and took the detective lady to the basement. On the way down we heard screams, when we got back up everyone had been bitten and turned into vampires! I killed the bad vampire and gave people the option of living or being killed before they completely turn. The rest of the dream was discussion on who had the right to decide someone's fate, this concerning the kid that was turned and if he should be able to decide his own fate.

Second dream.
More vampires!
This time a group of people were getting ready to beat up on vampires we captured, because they wouldn't die from being beaten it was good practice. This took place in a mall. The first victim was definitely a vampire, but after that they seemed like regular people who were resigned to being punching bags. At one point a kid had to beat up a fat girl. Then they switched places and she beat him up while he wore her underwear. Don't ask me. Finally it was my turn, I was wearing a nicer shirt and was kind of worried about that as I was waiting, but I rolled up my sleeves and stepped toward him. I couldn't bring myself to hit him so I made him a vampire again and let him more or less free, so we could fight each other equally. I beat him up using lots of martial arts that seemed fancy at the time. Then I woke up.