Xanous' Dream Journal

I kep forgetting to post this from a few days ago. Quick summary.
Hiding from fat mafia man in black suit with 2 others. We dive in water in a well lit cave. I notice I am breathing water and become lucid. I decide to dispatch the mafia man by summoning a gun and shooting him. The gun doesnt appear and I cant seem to fake. I end up just putting my ***** in his mouth. He turns into a pretty woman and I wake up.