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Wow , apperantly my subconscious read what I said yesterday. Well than , dear subconscious , if you will give me a lucid dream tonight , I shall give you this precious banana .

When I woke up in the morning I remembered a dream , but I forgot it later. Probably because of my other dream which I had after going back to bed.

My dream started with me and my brother in a Thai carriage in Thailand. Our driver kept laughing about how he hates pickpockets for some reason o_o. Then for an even weirder reason we skipped with him in the streets laughing while he laughs about how he hates pickpockets. He looked a little like King Jong II. He had a white tank top and a blue swimsuit. After a while we stopped and I asked him "You pickpocketed (?) us , didn't you?" and he said yes with a smile. I took a bag of heart chocolates from him which was apperantly my brother's heart chocolates bag and put it in the carriage.
Dreamskip.
We were in a pet shop and this time a talking parrot pickpocketed me. My brother disappeared lolomgwtf. The talking parrot flew in my direction , took something from me and flew back to its cage O_o. Whenever he pickpocketed me I smacked him and took whatever it was back. It went like that for a while and then I smacked him a little too hard and he was smashed on the window and didn't move. I think I was a little concerned. Apperantly he had a hidden suicide collar from Batman Arkham Asylum (ATTENTION SUBCONSCIOUS: IF YOU SEE ANY GAME ELEMENTS PLEASE QUESTION REALITY. THE REWARD WILL BE ANOTHER BANANA AND A NICE LOL.) and a few seconds after he died I heard an alarm saying something with cruicial. After we all got evacuated from every single store in what appears to be a shopping circle the shop owner asked me whats cruicial (am I even spelling it right?! someone fix my spelling and grammar -_-). I didn't know its meaning in the dream. Then metal doors closed down on the store but there was still another glass window. I saw some "happy gas" from Batman Arkham Asylum in the store. I can't remember what happened next , probably woke up because of all the external noise or because of my never-ending thirst in the morning -.-. LOL I can't believe I didn't squeeze a lucid out of this DEILD. Well , at least I recalled an entire dream!

No dreams recalled
Tried all day long to remember , but nothing T.T. Dammit , i'm tired of fragments and no-recalls. I WANT FULL DREAMS! D:<
Dear subconscious , if you're reading this , GIVE ME LUCID DREAMS. NOWWW. And i'll reward you with this precious banana

It really sucks that I barely remember anything from the dream :\

I only remember that when I was lucid I was like "YES!! YES!!!! IT FINALLY WORKED!!!! YESSSSSS!". And I tried to kind of form a little fireball in my hand but instead I saw like millions of little molecules shaped like fire. I can't remember what happened next

Oh wow , I can't believe it ACTUALLY happened again -.-.

I can't remember too much of the dream , but I remember I was my old teacher Esti and I realized that it's a dream. And then just like a few weeks ago , the dream became a picture and I looked at it from afar and I was like "NONONOO COME ON COME ON LUCIDITY!!! MUST GRASP!" and I can't remember what happened then. I either woke up or the dream just continued and I lost my lucidity.

No dreams recalled -_-

***UPDATE***
Wow , randomly recalled....TOO BAD ITS A FRAGMENT!

I remember me and my mom were in the kitchen and then she told me that she's signing me back to my previous school. She looked as if she were happy about it , which should have TOTALLY make me lucid. My mom would NEVER be happy because of that. I told her "OK but sign me up to a different private school" and for some reason I was excited about the idea of me going back to my previous school....It's like my subconscious tried shouting as loud as possible "YOU'RE DREAMING!!!!". I can't believe I didn't realize its a dream.

Me and some of my friends were in a hotel , I only remember 1 of them: The one I love. Anyways I can't remember what happened but when we went to sleep I slept with my love , and she didn't wear any pants. When she was asleep , I touched her junk and felt it (incredibly realistic ) and then I slept on her hip. Then I had a false awakening. It was a weird false awakening , I think I tried snatching something in my dream so in my false awakening I quickly moved hand to snatch this thing , and then I thought I woke up. I went back to bed but whenever I closed my eyes I saw a blinking forum emoticon.

No dreams recalled

Once again , fragments.

I remember having a dream where my grandma (mom's mom) died. At first , I couldn't care less. I saw my mom crying and then I realized:"It's not only her mom , it's also my grandma. And i'll never see her again." A tear popped out of my eye and I got sucked to a void. Seriously , whats up with those voids? I wasn't even lucid.....

After I woke up I tried FILDing like crazy.I hit SP twice and also got semi-lucid. When I FILDed (FILDed?) successfully I was sleeping in my parents car with my family. We stopped at the GILI gas station and there was a resteraunt there for some reason. "This is a dream" I thought to myself , and tried performing some dream magic. It didn't work "THIS IS A DREAM!!!" I yelled in my mind , hoping that it would work. But nothing. "THIS IS A DREAM THIS IS A DREAM THIS IS A DREAM THIS IS A DREAM!" I tried again. I kept telling to myself that this is a dream but at some point I just lost control and even though I kept reminding myself that i'm dreaming the plot just continued and I couldn't perform any dream magic. I think I tried teleporting O_o. My subconscious just doesn't like me. Y U NO GIVE ME LUCID DREAMS?

It's another fragment , but i'm not sure if its a lucid dream fragment. Before I went to bed I listened to the lucid dreaming 3.0 audio subliminal audio.

I THINK the dream started in my bed and then somewhen I said something like "I'm lucid dreaming" and then I remember something with me hesitating if I should yell "stabilize lucidity!" because I saw a really not vivid tree. I remember being stressed because the dream started fading so I yelled it and then everything was black. Not like seeing the back of my eyes , it was just black. I think I had a dream skip here , because the next thing I remember is waking up but I don't think the dream ended in the black part.

I actually remembered a fragment this morning , but I forgot it -_-
FAIL D:<


***EDIT*** ABOOYA!
A few hours later (which is now for me. Now it's not.) I recalled the recall that helped me recall how to recall my dream. Wait , I never recalled a recall O_o.
ANYWAYS , it's just another fragment , been getting those alot lately but I know that I will have a lucid dream anytime soon! I can feel it in my BLOOD.

I was explaining one of my friends , I think Y. , (mustache) how dreaming works. I think it was in the mini-bus that usually takes us to school/home.

Recalled 3 fragments from 3 different dreams. It's amazing how I recalled them.

Fragment I: I remember me studying for my Bar Mitzva (In my files it says i'm a Jew , but I don't belive in God so i'm an Atheist ) but I forgot to bring my Tefilin (something Jewish.). I recalled it when I saw my Tefilin in the closet.

Fragment II:This one's really short , even for a fragment. The only thing I remember is that it had something to do with the kitchen & food.

Fragment III:I remember something with a line of jocks walking outside at night yelling "Allah!" (not the muslim kind of Allah. The kind of Allah you shout to inspire.)

Not much but hey , its 3 dreams!

Lucidity Level-2.5/10
Vividness-5/10
2 dreams recalled tonight! 1 of them is more made of fragments , but many of them! well , i'm glad I can finally recall dreams again after the 3 days of torture. Thanks , subconscious!

My first dream starts in an area in my school. I never saw that area before , but I think it's the principle's office. There were many kids in line , serving what appears to be some paperwork. "Fail , fail , fail , excellent." I heard the principle saying from afar. Now when I think about it , i'm kinda shocked. EVERYBODY failed except for one kid? what is my subconscious trying to tell me? Before it was my turn to give her my paperwork , I looked at it. It looked EXACTLY like the paperwork I need to serve for history class. Okay , now i'm really scared. Is my subconscious trying to tell me that i'm about to fail? I gave the principle my paperwork. She looked at it. "Fail , fail , fail , fail. Thats it , you're kicked out of school." That was a hell of a stun for me. As a desperate attempt , I tried crying to manipulate her (i'm the manipulations master.). I couldn't cry , but I had tears in my eyes , and she could see it. She just looked at me , with a cold face. No emotions expressed , just the same cold face , as if she was waiting for me to leave already. That bitch , if I was lucid just for that moment I would fucking suck her up in a vortex. I tried saying something , can't remember what , but it didn't work either. She looked at me as if something amused her about me. "Fail , fail , fail , excellent." No , it didn't mean i'm staying in school , I left the place as another kid gave her his paperwork.
Dreamskip.
I reached home and my mother didn't see me yet. "Did you know *my name* got kicked out of school?" my mom said. Her friends replied something. I came to her and she said something to me. I left the living room and went to my room. Gosh , what an emotional dream.
*2nd dream*
Luckily , this dream was a bit more cheery.
I was in my cousin's basement , where he keeps his PS3 and his PS3 games. The camera zoomed on the games. I asked him to borrow me a few games. I think there were 4 games there I asked for. Each game had a different reason why I can't have it. I can't remember what happend next , but I remember one of us put 4 burned discs on that discs-stand thing.
Dreamskip.
I was in some game-like area. I don't know what this game was , but it wasn't a PS3 game.I entered a portal. A MapleStory-like portal. I reached some area with a squirrel-looking monster , there was also an elevator there. The squirrel walked on the walls and tried killing me a few times. Each time I went to the other room , can't remember how. After a few trials , I went back to my cousin and then it involved something with the squirrel-looking monster , only this time it was on my side. It wasn't the same squirrel from before. I said something to my cousin that involved "that wouldn't happen if" I was about to go there again but then my brother woke me up with his singing. Ridiculous -.- .
Dream sign spotted:My dreams many times contain game elements.
I think that at some point in my dreams I became half-conscious since I remember half-thinking to myself things.

No dreams recalled.

I can barely remember my dream.
I remember something with a castle.
The next thing I remember is me being in a bus in Jerusalem and then I saw 4 of my friends. I remember two of them:I will call them by the first letter of their name. I remember A. (Forehead) and O. (angry). They talked about something and then they said something to me , but I couldn't hear. When I got off the bus I saw them again and they told me something , can't remember what.

Well , today I had some sort of a lucid dream , even though it wasn't a HUGE success I still find it as a great achievement since I have been trying for less than a week Oh by the way for some reason my dream contained some racist stuff so please don't be offended , I really don't know how it got there.

I cannot remember where my dream started , I remember my mom telling me and my sister that we're going to the U.S , my sister was glad hearing it and said "yay". The dream fades out here and fades back in in some sort of a pub.... It was a weird pub , it looked like it came out of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. I somehow knew it was in the U.S. "Hm.." , I thought , "The flight back should be interesting...Wait a second , how did I even get here? I don't remember any plane...Oh shit , it's a dream. Wait , now what?" Everything around me suddenly looked so real and highly detailed... I focused and tried to do something... I can't remember what. It didn't work and after a few seconds it just stopped. My dream-ish movie kept rolling. For some reason , the pub I was in didn't serve any drinks , it served popcorn and coke. I order small popcorn and small coke , and when I ate it it transformed into french-fries o_o". I started eating 4 french fries at once each time I reached my hand to get some of it and then I told the seller that it wasn't enough and that I wan't a normal-sized meal. I kept eating like crazy and then I realized the meal is there for a couple of minutes. I ate it too and then the dream faded out again....It faded in in the very same place , I was just sitting there doing nothing. I can't remember what happend next but I remember that after a few minutes it switched to 3rd person camera and I saw that the pub was a part of a giant metal dinosaur. There was another metal dinosaur in front of us , it had people in it too and we were fighting in the swamp area from the Infamous 2 game. YEAH YEAH , GO AHEAD AND LAUGH AT THE GUY WHO EATS SHAPE-SHIFTING POPCORN INSIDE AN AMERICAN METAL DINO-PUB IN AN AREA FROM A GAME. Anyways , after that happend , I remember the other metal dinosaur was heading in our direction , preparing to attack us. And then ANOTHER random strange thing happend: An Indian guy came to me and said that we're all doomed , and thats when the dream faded out again. It faded back in when we found a solution:We fight the metal-dinosaur by winning in Mortal Kombat (a fighting game) fights against the other Dino-Pub people. I remember I was about to win a round and then I woke up. After I woke up I face-palmed so many times for not doing anything with my lucidity that I think I still have a marking , lol. Random racist fattish dream , great. I'm not complaining though since I was very close to lucidity so i'm kind of happy. If I have any grammar mistakes or whatever please let me know. Suggestions are always welcome btw