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Attempting to steal BaconBot's stash of bacon!

[08:32] <AstralMango> Let's all talk about how we're gonna sneak some bacon from BaconBot
[08:33] <@spellbee2> i'll cover his ocular inputs, you take out his bacon sensors
[08:34] <@spellbee2> if he can't sense the bacon, he can't hog the bacon
[08:34] <@spellbee2> hehe, hog. i'm clever.
[08:34] <AstralMango> First we gotta go through the lasers though
[08:35] <AstralMango> His base is guarded
[08:35] <@spellbee2> good thing i know the access code
[08:35] <@spellbee2> it's 84C0N
[08:35] <AstralMango> pfft
[08:36] * AstralMango steals BaconBot's bacon sensors
[08:36] <@spellbee2> ow, i just sneezed and bit my tongue really hard
[08:36] <AstralMango> Oh ouch
[08:37] <@spellbee2> 'tis only a flesh wound
[08:37] <@spellbee2> let's get that bacon
[08:37] * AstralMango sneaks around BaconBot
[08:37] * AstralMango signals spellbee2 that it's all clear
[08:38] * spellbee2 throws bacon grease in BaconBot's eye sockets
[08:38] <AstralMango> Oh no good, his bacon is in a safe
[08:38] <@spellbee2> better than it being in a dangerous
[08:38] <AstralMango> Know the passcode, or should we blow it up?
[08:39] <@spellbee2> wait, the safe is made entirely of ham
[08:39] <@spellbee2> are you thinking what i'm thinking?
[08:39] <AstralMango> Oh definitely
[08:40] <orationem> lol
[08:40] * AstralMango grabs a knife and fork out of nowhere
[08:40] <@spellbee2> oh, orationem. you're here just in time for the feast
[08:40] <AstralMango> Come on, join us! We're gonna eat some yummy ham!
[08:40] <AstralMango> And then grab the delicious bacon within
[08:41] <orationem> reminds me i needto find breakfast
[08:41] <@spellbee2> oh wait, you don't eat meat. um, maybe BaconBot's got a roasted pig with an apple in its mouth somewhere around here
[08:42] <orationem> preferably before noon
[08:42] <orationem> and lol yeah, im veg
[08:42] <AstralMango> That might be hidden in BaconBot himself
[08:42] <AstralMango> Hmm
[08:43] <@spellbee2> my god... his inside... they're all...
[08:43] <@spellbee2> ...vegetables
[08:43] <@spellbee2> PLOT TWIST
[08:43] <orationem> must food. then goback to being crazy
[08:43] <orationem> ooh
[08:43] <AstralMango> BACONBOT WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
[08:43] <orationem> lol
[08:46] <@spellbee2> i've got the bacon
[08:46] <@spellbee2> wait a minute... this is... tofu!
[08:46] <@spellbee2> oh wait, this isn't BaconBot's fortress. this is FakinBot's fortress.
[08:46] * AstralMango facepalm
[08:47] <@spellbee2> i told you we should've taken at left at the giant donut sign

Originally Posted by AstralMango

Attempting to steal BaconBot's stash of bacon!

[08:32] <AstralMango> Let's all talk about how we're gonna sneak some bacon from BaconBot
[08:33] <@spellbee2> i'll cover his ocular inputs, you take out his bacon sensors
[08:34] <@spellbee2> if he can't sense the bacon, he can't hog the bacon
[08:34] <@spellbee2> hehe, hog. i'm clever.
[08:34] <AstralMango> First we gotta go through the lasers though
[08:35] <AstralMango> His base is guarded
[08:35] <@spellbee2> good thing i know the access code
[08:35] <@spellbee2> it's 84C0N
[08:35] <AstralMango> pfft
[08:36] * AstralMango steals BaconBot's bacon sensors
[08:36] <@spellbee2> ow, i just sneezed and bit my tongue really hard
[08:36] <AstralMango> Oh ouch
[08:37] <@spellbee2> 'tis only a flesh wound
[08:37] <@spellbee2> let's get that bacon
[08:37] * AstralMango sneaks around BaconBot
[08:37] * AstralMango signals spellbee2 that it's all clear
[08:38] * spellbee2 throws bacon grease in BaconBot's eye sockets
[08:38] <AstralMango> Oh no good, his bacon is in a safe
[08:38] <@spellbee2> better than it being in a dangerous
[08:38] <AstralMango> Know the passcode, or should we blow it up?
[08:39] <@spellbee2> wait, the safe is made entirely of ham
[08:39] <@spellbee2> are you thinking what i'm thinking?
[08:39] <AstralMango> Oh definitely
[08:40] <orationem> lol
[08:40] * AstralMango grabs a knife and fork out of nowhere
[08:40] <@spellbee2> oh, orationem. you're here just in time for the feast
[08:40] <AstralMango> Come on, join us! We're gonna eat some yummy ham!
[08:40] <AstralMango> And then grab the delicious bacon within
[08:41] <orationem> reminds me i needto find breakfast
[08:41] <@spellbee2> oh wait, you don't eat meat. um, maybe BaconBot's got a roasted pig with an apple in its mouth somewhere around here
[08:42] <orationem> preferably before noon
[08:42] <orationem> and lol yeah, im veg
[08:42] <AstralMango> That might be hidden in BaconBot himself
[08:42] <AstralMango> Hmm
[08:43] <@spellbee2> my god... his inside... they're all...
[08:43] <@spellbee2> ...vegetables
[08:43] <@spellbee2> PLOT TWIST
[08:43] <orationem> must food. then goback to being crazy
[08:43] <orationem> ooh
[08:43] <AstralMango> BACONBOT WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
[08:43] <orationem> lol
[08:46] <@spellbee2> i've got the bacon
[08:46] <@spellbee2> wait a minute... this is... tofu!
[08:46] <@spellbee2> oh wait, this isn't BaconBot's fortress. this is FakinBot's fortress.
[08:46] * AstralMango facepalm
[08:47] <@spellbee2> i told you we should've taken at left at the giant donut sign

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