OMG Let's rap battle!

[Man of Shred]

XoXoXo Can't you see? sometimes your words just make me sick Bitch I throw you in a ditch.... by your tits spit out my c*** already! or i'll give you another dream with freddy! (the above was all in good spirit and is not a personal attack at xox)

[Xox]

XoXoXo Can't you see? sometimes your words just make me sick Bitch I throw you in a ditch.... by your tits spit out my c*** already! or i'll give you another dream with freddy! (the above was all in good spirit and is not a personal attack at xox) Ranma it's okay really, but these attempts are pitiful. Your words are a twisted mass of garbage Not worth reading, not worth seeing. It's to me you should pay some hommage. Bow down bitch and choke on these words you spit. Spitting your cum? I'm something you'll never be able to hit. I'm not your sister, it's not that easy. It's time to give up BELIEVE me.

[suttsman]

Ramna what the hell was that for? Bet you've never heard a real decent rap before While you're grounded down there, I'll soar, I'll spit out rhymes you've never done before! You think rap is all bout bitches and hoes Spewing out crap like snot from your nose Well lemme tell ya, that was hardly a diss Real rap goes a lil something like this Don't even try to compete, you've been beat Lay the golden fiddle down at my feet You ain't nowhere even close to street Another one bites the dust -Rapper elite.

[Man of Shred]

Ranma it's okay really, but these attempts are pitiful. Your words are a twisted mass of garbage Not worth reading, not worth seeing. It's to me you should pay some hommage. Bow down bitch and choke on these words you spit. Spitting your cum? I'm something you'll never be able to hit. I'm not your sister, it's not that easy. It's time to give up BELIEVE me. AHHH right! in Xox we trust. Bust! That would fill any foo with lust. not me! and while your selling false hope I'll be smokin dope with the pope get some rope to make you choke poke your eyes out with the lights out it's less dangerous where'd you find that dress?

[Man of Shred]

Whoah dude! where'd you learn to rap like that? hell i wouldn't even pay a dollar for an ass rhyme like that. Dude don't be a squirt. What's that logo on your shirt? tommy hilfigger? yeah. that was cool when i was in junior high. just gettin by, by gettin bullied by little foos like you well now it's my time to make the rhyme that trancends time and space. puts a foo like you in his place to save face for the intelligence of human race. Ramna what the hell was that for? Bet you've never heard a real decent rap before While you're grounded down there, I'll soar, I'll spit out rhymes you've never done before! You think rap is all bout bitches and hoes Spewing out crap like snot from your nose Well lemme tell ya, that was hardly a diss Real rap goes a lil something like this Don't even try to compete, you've been beat Lay the golden fiddle down at my feet You ain't nowhere even close to street Another one bites the dust -Rapper elite.

[Xox]

AHHH right! in Xox we trust. Bust! That would fill any foo with lust. not me! and while your selling false hope I'll be smokin dope with the pope get some rope to make you choke poke your eyes out with the lights out it's less dangerous where'd you find that dress? Ranma go home and practice the rhymes a bit more. Forget listening, these words give me an eye sore! You think you're a tough cat But you're really a rugrat. Nigga top that Don't even try - you're just wack Yea smoke that dope, no wonder your brain's getting all fucked up Too much talent? It's what I thrust up Cant handle it? It's the normal reaction Beating me in the game? Not even close to a fraction.

[suttsman]

Whoah dude! where'd you learn to rap like that? hell i wouldn't even pay a dollar for an ass rhyme like that. Dude don't be a squirt. What's that logo on your shirt? tommy hilfigger? yeah. that was cool when i was in junior high. just gettin by, by gettin bullied by little foos like you well now it's my time to make the rhyme that trancends time and space. puts a foo like you in his place to save face for the intelligence of human race. Wow looks like the bitch learned a thing or two That's complete shit, stuff I raise the middle finger to Well here ya go, not a moment adue Now it's time for Round number 2 Where's the flow? Where'd it go? Don't you know? You think you got talent, like you steal the show.. Here's your sign, your shit ain't fine, it's asinine Your rapping is a shame to all of mankind So just walk away, wearing your frown You'd better do it, you'd look like a clown If you tried it again, then I come round I'm like the Jungle I'm gonna BRING YOU DOWN! HA!

[NeAvO]

Hey you playas, just shut up and listin' NeAvO has arrived so quit the dissin' I've been reading this thread and all yo replies are shit None of them work, not even a bit Now y'all listen to yo' master At rap I so much faster If you think you can handle me yo' better go home Just run and cry all alone Let me put it to you straight There is no way you will win, so quit the hate!

[Xox]

Hey you playas, just shut up and listin' NeAvO has arrived so quit the dissin' I've been reading this thread and all yo replies are shit None of them work, not even a bit Now y'all listen to yo' master At rap I so much faster If you think you can handle me yo' better go home Just run and cry all alone Let me put it to you straight There is no way you will win, so quit the hate! He learned form the best. *High fives NeAvO*

[Man of Shred]

Ranma go home and practice the rhymes a bit more. Forget listening, these words give me an eye sore! You think you're a tough cat But you're really a rugrat. Nigga top that Don't even try - you're just wack Yea smoke that dope, no wonder your brain's getting all fucked up Too much talent? It's what I thrust up Cant handle it? It's the normal reaction Beating me in the game? Not even close to a fraction. girl i Am home. why don't you just get off the phone so we can really get it down with this clown stutts man sam and beat down with a frying pan! Man where you guys come up with this stuff? a little too buff for stuts to go an eat out her muff? I've had enough, get a room better be soon. so i can take this sucker neavo on (man i do suck xD)

[Xox]

(man i do suck xD) I'm done with you. Not here to mess with fools. Better luck next time hun. I'm out. One.

[NeAvO]

Ranma brother please, One round with me and you'll be on yo' knees Think you can take me on? Boy, you have never been so wrong Like I said fo' I am your master Stay out of my way or im gonna blast ya You better stay out of this thread Or you will end up dead So come on bro just shoo Ive had better arguements with things on the bottom of my shoe

[Man of Shred]

whablablalblala why you babblin? people gonna just go home 'cause you babblin. rambling faster than piano man's fingers but it aint as articulate as my shit. I so sexy that i should really grow tits. hell they'd be much hotter than yours. put your shirt back on before i get an eyesore. I'm done with you. Not here to mess with fools. Better luck next time hun. I'm out. One.

[Xox]

whablablalblala why you babblin? people gonna just go home 'cause you babblin. rambling faster than piano man's fingers but it aint as articulate as my shit. I so sexy that i should really grow tits. hell they'd be much hotter than yours. put your shirt back on before i get an eyesore. Don't steal the lines bitch. You ain't no Will Smith Perhaps you need some lessons I'm willing to help After the dire need I see in your pitiful yelp. Growing tits huh? Have you gotten the sex confused? Now you know why I refused To have sex with you Doubted your intentions from the beggining It was something else from a penis that was being hinted. I see you trying, hustling a bit. Losing and then throwing a fit. Sore losers are not up for the game Not ones that look for fame This is about talent, ever knew what that was about? Obviously not, you chose the losers route. Top that bitch, just top that bitch.

[jankai]

what the fuck, i slide my wheel right back up and what do i see u jacked his shit go home to ur kids wait those kids are mine dont blame me if ur bitch wants me its not my fault am there when ur not so take that shit and try to piss all over it before i get fist and nock u down with it Ranma

[Man of Shred]

Don't steal the lines bitch. You ain't no Will Smith Perhaps you need some lessons I'm willing to help After the dire need I see in your pitiful yelp. Growing tits huh? Have you gotten the sex confused? Now you know why I refused To have sex with you Doubted your intentions from the beggining It was something else form a penis that was being hinted. I see you trying, hustling a bit. Losing and then throwing a fit. Sore losers are not up for the game Not ones that look for fame This is about talent, ever knew what that was about? Obviously not, you chose the losers route. Top that bitch, just top that bitch. just what bitch are we talking about toppin?? your hole? fuck no i wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! ho I would never pay to hang out wit you i don't care how hot are your shoes i go for respect. and expect me yo reject your sorry ass again and then i'd rap onironaut in ten minutes, while i play tennis with dennis the menace. in venice, i'd out piano shred you any day and throw you out faster than i threw out meggy faye. Gay? who the hell cares what sex i am. as long as i get it without internet spam like yours. girl you should get down on all fours. so i can hit up up against them doors

[Jeff777]

AHHH right! in Xox we trust. Bust! That would fill any foo with lust. not me! and while your selling false hope I'll be smokin dope with the pope get some rope to make you choke poke your eyes out with the lights out it's less dangerous where'd you find that dress? Your rhymes are shitty and your style is too Instead of being a rapper, try something new You're the weirdest shit that I've seen in this thread Except for mark's corpse which O happened to behead But not before he taught him a thing or two about how the game goes School's in session ranma, i'm your teacher, dispose of the lame flows Since you're behind the others, there's no A B C's in my class Instead I'll be teaching your punk ass how to rhyme different from trash Pay attention fool, I'm giving you A-plus lessons that'll turn you from bitch to bull My works cut out for me, it's not easy but it doesn't matter Cause I'm determined to turn this bitch rapper into the next marshall mathers Here's your first test ranma, so I hope you studied hard If you're really smart, then you'd know I slayed you within the first bar But since we all know you can't rap to save own your life I'll put you in danger that'll teach your faggot ass to rhyme right the lime lights on me as I dispose of your corpse Your familys helping me you see they feel no remorse Relax man chill, I'm a god but I'm certainly fallible You're schooling is done and I hope you learned something valuable Hit me back and we'll see how much you learned For your ass and report card are on the line...your final grade, you must earn.

[Grod]

Your rhymes are shitty and your style is too Instead of being a rapper, try something new You're the weirdest shit that I've seen in this thread Except for mark's corpse which O happened to behead But not before he taught him a thing or two about how the game goes School's in session ranma, i'm your teacher, dispose of the lame flows Since you're behind the others, there's no A B C's in my class Instead I'll be teaching your punk ass how to rhyme different from trash Pay attention fool, I'm giving you A-plus lessons that'll turn you from bitch to bull My works cut out for me, it's not easy but it doesn't matter Cause I'm determined to turn this bitch rapper into the next marshall mathers Here's your first test ranma, so I hope you studied hard If you're really smart, then you'd know I slayed you within the first bar But since we all know you can't rap to save own your life I'll put you in danger that'll teach your faggot ass how to rhyme right the lime lights on me as I dispose of your corpse Your familys helping me you see they feel no remorse Relax man chill, I'm a god but I'm certainly fallible You're schooling is done and I hope you learned something valuable Hit me back and we'll see how much you learned For your ass and report card are on the line...your final grade, you must earn. I want to see Jeff vs. O

[suttsman]

/me claps Well done Jeff. Well done. I'm done rapping for today, I'm out

[Jeff777]

Lol thanks sutts and Grod. Btw grod...O would slayyyyy me. I'd just be a weak vampire to that buffy. Edit: So I will stick with eating small animals for a while until I can up my skills haha

[Xox]

Nice work Jeff! just what bitch are we talking about toppin?? your hole? fuck no i wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! ho I would never pay to hang out wit you i don't care how hot are your shoes i go for respect. and expect me yo reject your sorry ass again and then i'd rap onironaut in ten minutes, while i play tennis with dennis the menace. in venice, i'd out piano shred you any day and throw you out faster than i threw out meggy faye. Gay? who the hell cares what sex i am. as long as i get it without internet spam like yours. girl you should get down on all fours. so i can hit up up against them doors Bitch please. You playing that corner like you really hustling. Ain't doing a thing, this bitch is bluffin Talking about holes, don't make me put up another hole in your ass. Push the gat in your head, and whip out the heat fast. Grab your head and break the glass This time your mom won't be here to save your ass. Touch me with a ten foot pole? You won't get the chance Talking about Venice?, I'll kick your ass and land it in France. I know you fear me, coz what I spit is scary Challenging me, bitch I do this daily. It's the talent of Escobar and Makeveli that I carry. You finished like the Giants vs. Patriots, fairly. Always talking about sex, are you that frustated? If so stimulate your prostate shit. Not a challenger, this bitch is an amateur. Now spend some time quick, practice the line and gimmick Learn from this shit.

[CoLd BlooDed]

Yo Jeff, nice shred on ranny-boy, But I got one thing to say before you start to jump with joy: Your lines were too long with too many syllables, Your beaks were bangin' but died like shrivelled dills, Sure you killed, but there wasn't any thrill, Your words were cluttered and spilled like Jack and Jill. Now chill! I ain't tryin' to start no shit, But if you feel you must try you'll be the next to spit, It's all legit, we got a pit, right here where I can make it greater, 'Cause if you're the teacher I'm the fuckin' administrator. ___________ Yeee boy.

[♥Mark]

Yeah, you better cut and run, jerk.

[Xox]

If you guys don't know what something means in my verses, consult this.

[CoLd BlooDed]

Who me?