OMG Let's rap battle!

[♥Mark]

Yeah, you.

[Grod]

Lol thanks sutts and Grod. Btw grod...O would slayyyyy me. I'd just be a weak vampire to that buffy. Edit: So I will stick with eating small animals for a while until I can up my skills haha Heh It's be the best battle yet. Take him down now while you have the chance lol.

[CoLd BlooDed]

Oh sorry Marky. I didn't see your replyness. I'll get back at ya in a bit.

[Xox]

Heh It's be the best battle yet. Take him down now while you have the chance lol. Pfft. I'm seeing a lot of talent here. Good efforts from everyone!

[♥Mark]

Good efforts from everyone! I give you an F for efF-ort.

[Xox]

I give you an F for efF-ort. You know what. Shutup. Why don't you reply now huh? I suggest you keep your mouth shut until you do.

[♥Mark]

As per your advice, I kept my mouth shut until my reply.

[Xox]

As per your advice, I kept my mouth shut until my reply. A verse was what I was looking for now.

[iLight]

shizzle ma dizzle ya guys dwizzle?

[Jeff777]

Yo Jeff, nice shred on ranny-boy, But I got one thing to say before you start to jump with joy: Your lines were too long with too many syllables, Your beaks were bangin' but died like shrivelled dills, Sure you killed, but there wasn't any thrill, Your words were cluttered and spilled like Jack and Jill. Now chill! I ain't tryin' to start no shit, But if you feel you must try you'll be the next to spit, It's all legit, we got a pit, right here where I can make it greater, 'Cause if you're the teacher I'm the fuckin' administrator. ___________ Yeee boy. Lol Cold, not bad not bad...guess it's time for me to hit you back Hey CB, I'm glad you could come out That closet must have been suffocating, but here's what I'm about If you want to challenge me, you'll have to get in line cause frankly others are more qualified to waste my time... Please really is that the best you can do? My lines and words are only too long for people with small vocabulary's...that be you. Breathe a sigh of relief, I'll go easy on you since you're new to this But if you challenge me again your grave will read "You will be missed..." And since there's no hard feelings between you and I I'll give you a gift, something sure to make you cry Whenever you have writers block or whatnot, scheming a rhyme plot Feel free to copy my shit since I'm good and you're kinda not I won't charge you at all, so feel free To post my rhymes around signatured by "CB" However I do have one tiny small request And that's that you take a picture of your moms breast I'm sure she's fine and all, but that's for me to decide And if she fits my A-list, then it's her I'll mount and ride Don't get offended though, it's cool so don't be mad I'll call you administrator but soon you'll call me dad.

[Man of Shred]

Your rhymes are shitty and your style is too Instead of being a rapper, try something new You're the weirdest shit that I've seen in this thread Except for mark's corpse which O happened to behead But not before he taught him a thing or two about how the game goes School's in session ranma, i'm your teacher, dispose of the lame flows Since you're behind the others, there's no A B C's in my class Instead I'll be teaching your punk ass how to rhyme different from trash Pay attention fool, I'm giving you A-plus lessons that'll turn you from bitch to bull My works cut out for me, it's not easy but it doesn't matter Cause I'm determined to turn this bitch rapper into the next marshall mathers Here's your first test ranma, so I hope you studied hard If you're really smart, then you'd know I slayed you within the first bar But since we all know you can't rap to save own your life I'll put you in danger that'll teach your faggot ass to rhyme right the lime lights on me as I dispose of your corpse Your familys helping me you see they feel no remorse Relax man chill, I'm a god but I'm certainly fallible You're schooling is done and I hope you learned something valuable Hit me back and we'll see how much you learned For your ass and report card are on the line...your final grade, you must earn. A B C D put your dick away i donnna see you pee. hey man why you bein mean? thought we was friends? together we was fighting all them illuminati trends but then you you had to do and pull this shit out on me man i really hope your going to lose against Onei 'cause that's lame your brain was washed insane by who? your brand new fucking fascism friends? how'd they sell you out now? with xox's lawn mowing plow? which i gave to her to mow my lawn! WOW i think you should change yo ways brotha, but don't be gettin no help from, yo mutha It's time to come back from the dark side and into the light. and fight, for the god within yourself is right. But it's the kinda god that demands no bowing before him. because we as all equals is all knowing how a few people change the world are you with me or are you just gonna stands there an diss me?

[CoLd BlooDed]

LOL Jeff, that ending is awesome. My turn. Hey CB, I'm glad you could come out That closet must have been suffocating, but here's what I'm about If you want to challenge me, you'll have to get in line cause frankly others are more qualified to waste my time... Please really is that the best you can do? My lines and words are only too long for people with small vocabulary's...that be you. Breathe a sigh of relief, I'll go easy on you since you're new to this But if you challenge me again your grave will read "You will be missed..." And since there's no hard feelings between you and I I'll give you a gift, something sure to make you cry Whenever you have writers block or whatnot, scheming a rhyme plot Feel free to copy my shit since I'm good and you're kinda not I won't charge you at all, so feel free To post my rhymes around signatured by "CB" However I do have one tiny small request And that's that you take a picture of your moms breast I'm sure she's fine and all, but that's for me to decide And if she fits my A-list, then it's her I'll mount and ride Don't get offended though, it's cool so don't be mad I'll call you administrator but soon you'll call me dad. Ha-ha-ha, you think you got me bad, But it seems like ya found that shit in an old notepad, Rehearsing for your battles, 'cause you're too slow to get mad and let the words flow from your fingers, but I still will get ya back. You say I have a small vocab when really that ain't true, I understood every word, it is just that they're askew, Jumbled like a word search or perhaps a puzzle too, But really, think in depth, who the hell are you? Where do you live, where intelligence is taboo? M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I, Look I can spell, but maybe you ain't so bright, Think it over twice, and don't you dare ask me why, If you're gonna be my dad, you better fuckin' try, 'Cause momma don't like boys who's brains are without light. Please, motherfucka, I don't wait in lines, I take the number, rip it up, and spit til I shine. So let's not judge my skill 'cause the colour of my skin, I will win, so let's begin, I break this shit up like the wall of Berlin.

[Jeff777]

A B C D put your dick away i donnna see you pee. hey man why you bein mean? thought we was friends? together we was fighting all them illuminati trends but then you you had to do and pull this shit out on me man i really hope your going to lose against Onei 'cause that's lame your brain was washed insane by who? your brand new fucking fascism friends? how'd they sell you out now? with xox's lawn mowing plow? which i gave to her to mow my lawn! WOW i think you should change yo ways brotha, but don't be gettin no help from, yo mutha It's time to come back from the dark side and into the light. and fight, for the god within yourself is right. But it's the kinda god that demands no bowing before him. because we as all equals is all knowing how a few people change the world are you with me or are you just gonna stands there an diss me? We are still cool, in the rap world you don't take words to heart If you're really smart, you'll spit venomous rhymes in your rap darts But as I can see you still haven't learned a damn thang No surprise to me, you're even slow at saying your own name R-O-B-E-R-T, try and say it within 2 seconds I dare ya Backing out now would be an accomplishment for a failure Conspiracy buffs give me a giggle every once and a while But when I read your shit i'm like "Were you breastfed as a child?" Your videos are funny, and noone respects your head But you can respect my cock and give me head instead Before you start to salivate and take me up on that offer You need to know I'm joking...I dont' want an online stalker Especially one whose balding, what you say you're 23? I'd of believed 50, your said age is fishy to me I'm going to rip you apart, from your identity to your game How's it feel to have the same name as a guy who bangs underage dames? What's your claim to fame? Seems like you have a hard time with memory But when I'm done with you you'll have a hard time forgetting me You'll see me in your nightmares, you'll see me in your dreams You'll wake up in cold sweats, screaming late at night Remembering the bad times Jeff killed you in a rap fight You'll go to your doctor, and ask him what to do You'll go see your psychiatrist, to help you make it through You'll go see your priest and pray you'll have some luck To which he'll respond "If you battled Jeff Robert..you're fucked" Mark my words Ranma, today...you make history As the first guy Jeff easily put out his misery But I won't be mean, I'll let you die graciously instead Please save me the trouble, escourt your own corpse out this thread.

[CoLd BlooDed]

Hehehe, oh baby, 2 v 1. This is fun.

[Xox]

What happen Ranma dear? Gave up on me?

[iLight]

Its jeff from da hood, broadcasting live from da club!

[Michael]

I come back to dv and we're rap battlin now? Wow.

[Jeff777]

LOL Jeff, that ending is awesome. My turn. Ha-ha-ha, you think you got me bad, But it seems like ya found that shit in an old notepad, Rehearsing for your battles, 'cause you're too slow to get mad and let the words flow from your fingers, but I still will get ya back. You say I have a small vocab when really that ain't true, I understood every word, it is just that they're askew, Jumbled like a word search or perhaps a puzzle too, But really, think in depth, who the hell are you? Where do you live, where intelligence is taboo? M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I, Look I can spell, but maybe you ain't so bright, Think it over twice, and don't you dare ask me why, If you're gonna be my dad, you better fuckin' try, 'Cause momma don't like boys who's brains are without light. Please, motherfucka, I don't wait in lines, I take the number, rip it up, and spit til I shine. So let's not judge my skill 'cause the colour of my skin, I will win, so let's begin, I break this shit up like the wall of Berlin. Lol nice CB, you're getting better You can insult my home state, but that's not really cool Afterall I'm battling BC, CANADA'S BIGGEST FOOL! To challenge me you have to be 1 part brave and 3 parts stupid Might want to do a reality check CB, you could be lucid But the sad reality of this battle is... I won in the first round...but you're just too slow to notice this It's okay though, I enjoy spanking n00bs in the rap game Stick around kid, I'll teach you how to lay it down and flip lames But if you think I'll teach you how to be me for free You're sniffing heavier shit than glue and nail polish CB No no no my friend, my venomomous skills come with time The first lesson I will however teach you is HOW TO RHYME First off you don't rhyme words like bright, why, try and light You DID stop reading "see spot run" books in second grade right? Or I COULD be wrong, there's always the possibility But I doubt it, you see...my intelligence packs heavy artillery And you won't advance an inch my friend with that BB gun Now go read a dictionary and learn words outside of "see spot run"

[CoLd BlooDed]

Awesome! Very impressed. You can insult my home state, but that's not really cool Afterall I'm battling BC, CANADA'S BIGGEST FOOL! To challenge me you have to be 1 part brave and 3 parts stupid Might want to do a reality check CB, you could be lucid But the sad reality of this battle is... I won in the first round...but you're just too slow to notice this It's okay though, I enjoy spanking n00bs in the rap game Stick around kid, I'll teach you how to lay it down and flip lames But if you think I'll teach you how to be me for free You're sniffing heavier shit than glue and nail polish CB No no no my friend, my venomomous skills come with time The first lesson I will however teach you is HOW TO RHYME First off you don't rhyme words like bright, why, try and light You DID stop reading "see spot run" books in second grade right? Or I COULD be wrong, there's always the possibility But I doubt it, you see...my intelligence packs heavy artillery And you won't advance an inch my friend with that BB gun Now go read a dictionary and learn words outside of "see spot run" Teach me how to verse? Baby, it's sublime! If you're as smart as you say you'd know an irregular rhyme. Looks like your brain grows at the rate of a chia pet, Haven't you been taught of a li'l thing called an accent? I'm from BC buddy, the West Coast representin', Looks like this war started and I'm gonna be unrelenting, Blow your mind with my words like a Smith 'n Wesson, preventin' ya from venting 'cause your corpse is fermentin'. Now if you're serious about your intelligence packing heat then I can tell ya now that your defeat will be sweet, Lemme repeat, you should know why I'm acting calm, You claiming you're artillery, well I'm the fucking A-BOMB. Hm, wait a sec, lemme do that reality check... Nope, still awake, and you're still a wreck! Now whaddya have to say to this second grade glue sniffer? Your rhymes are weak like your cheap stiff liquor, Which may seem strong at first, but make us all sicker, So give me your best shot, playa, and we'll see who falls quicker, But first you'll have to wince at this verbal facepalm, So keep dreaming, you're allowed, it is dreamviews.com!

[Jeff777]

Wow, you definitely stepped your game up CB, at first I was writing you off like Ranma. I underestimated you. -cracks knuckles, smiles and pops neck- Time to do the damn thing. Teach me how to verse? Baby, it's sublime! If you're as smart as you say you'd know an irregular rhyme. Looks like your brain grows at the rate of a chia pet, Haven't you been taught of a li'l thing called an accent? I'm from BC buddy, the West Coast representin', Looks like this war started and I'm gonna be unrelenting, Blow your mind with my words like a Smith 'n Wesson, preventin' ya from venting 'cause your corpse is fermentin'. Now if you're serious about your intelligence packing heat then I can tell ya now that your defeat will be sweet, Lemme repeat, you should know why I'm acting calm, You claiming you're artillery, well I'm the fucking A-BOMB. Hm, wait a sec, lemme do that reality check... Nope, still awake, and you're still a wreck! Now whaddya have to say to this second grade glue sniffer? Your rhymes are weak like your cheap stiff liquor, Which may seem strong at first, but make us all sicker, So give me your best shot, playa, and we'll see who falls quicker, But first you'll have to wince at this verbal facepalm, So keep dreaming, you're allowed, it is dreamviews.com! I must admit your rhymes have gotten a bit more clever You must have learned how to navigate google a bit more better You say my brain grows at the rate of a chia pet? I'd give you my best shot, but I doubt you're ready for that yet So to prevent a fast genocide like ranma and mark I'll teach you to.. Soak in my venomous insults slowly, then send you to ICU Do another reality check, surely you must be asleep To think it's Jeff777 you'll easily beat Do you like animals? I really hope you do I like all kinds of animals, allow me to run them past you You have monkeys bears and lions, which I've a passion for You have walruses, birds, and "your mom" species classification? whore You've got giraffe's, tigers, and dolphins which also happen to be The animals your mom fucked, 9 months later you have CB You see it's quite pointless to mince words with Jeff indeed When it's already been established, after this it's help you'll need You're right it's time for war, so strap that gat on tight I'll drop "A-BOMB'S" on British Columbia leaving you dead before night That's right CB, this is dreamviews.com And in my inbox I'm expecting chest pics of your mom But in case she's gone and I just happen to miss her Just snap some pics instead of your hot ass sister Edit: You really did improve on this one in comparison to the last one.

[Universal Mind]

Now now now, look at these flashy rhymes, Every line the equivalent of a whine, Mark and Oneiro, please can ya get a room? Both ya'll look like clowns dressed in full costume with big red noses, a wig and some makeup, Fighting like two bitches after a breakup, Now wake up, can't you see O is the champ, Just put Universal in his respective internment camp. How does it feel to be caged by some words, I'm sure the Jewish wouldn't think it's absurd. Now fly back to your dignity like a little bird, Challenge me now 'n' there won't be a third, Ya you heard, but I prefer to chew nerds, Who can't spit anything but an ABAB verse, Now do your worst, you're about to get cursed, I await your decision, now quench my thirst. Thank you bitch pussy for making my day with your pissing and moaning, for denying my reign because you can't face the fact that I'm the new king in town and the punk you want to lay I just put in the ground "ABAB"? You need some lessons done on poetry and the other twenty-four letters, son Read this sentence bitch, and maybe you will get the jist of how I paint my gold pics if you can learn to read with eyes and not your wussy ass and cheap magnifying glass you stole back from your sister slut you gave it to for cheap ass I never did ever see clever lines in your lesser crap that mentioned your nasty yappy family's loser camp But I did detect you know you ho your new foe is the ruling champ CB dweebie queefie queenie, sob all day and suck on that

[CoLd BlooDed]

But in case she's gone and I just happen to miss her Just snap some pics instead of your hot ass sister I laughed out loud on that one, thanks. I gotta go to school in about 20 minutes though, so I'll get you back later on. And UM, I will deal with you... later.

[Man of Shred]

no xox i didn't give up on you. it just seems I'm battling everyone here. K stuttsman probly in kahoots with buttman. the only thing you should stick your butt in is a red hot frying pan. Xox, aka cellulite sally who couldn't even tally just how much she spent on a butt secks rally and there's jeff 777 think's hes from heaven but can't even rhyme a good conspiracy about 911 and cold blooded, who's rhymes are solid. yeah man rock on brotha!

[Jeff777]

Hey CB, UM, Ranma etc... check these out, but no stealing haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPUUp...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUguO...eature=related

[Xox]

no xox i didn't give up on you. it just seems I'm battling everyone here. K stuttsman probly in kahoots with buttman. the only thing you should stick your butt in is a red hot frying pan. Xox, aka cellulite sally who couldn't even tally just how much she spent on a butt secks rally and there's jeff 777 think's hes from heaven but can't even rhyme a good conspiracy about 911 and cold blooded, who's rhymes are solid. yeah man rock on brotha! Ranma my friend, this is pathetic for even trying Perhaps you've gone down Weezy's road, I FEEL LIKE I"M DYING. I understand the dope got you all fucked in the head, It's no problem, I'll show you the way out of this thread. It's to the right, and knock before you try to enter again ho Us pro's at work, no time for that pitiful flow.