Not bad identity, you've definitely improved, but now it's time to end you
Originally Posted by Identity X
Since you cannot read, I will write your own book;
A page and a half, that's all that it took;
'Cos your life ain't nothing, not even work one look,
You are the pawn to my analogous rook.
I can move however far I like,
Capture the queen, fuck the king's wife.
But look at you, scared for your life,
While I am the master, sharp as a knife.
Oh sorry, fag, I forgot you can't play,
Such a stupid kid, your parents didn't pay
At the orphanage, the one for gays.
So ugly were you, they just gave you away.
You don't know algebra, heck not even ABC,
What is two plus two? Dude, you think it's three.
You don't even understand the Teletubbies,
But even so, you're as queer as Tinky Winky.
The story so far: You're a thick ugly fag.
I'm not homophobic, not as stupid as that,
But what you do is sick, fucking the fat,
45 stone; you like men fatter that that.
They turn you on, no not the overweight.
The morbidly obese, they are your "playmates"
Sucking their cock, feeding them cake,
"When you've finished that, I've got another one baked."
You like their tiny dicks that they have never seen.
Their giant assholes that they have never cleaned.
You say you're well endowed, dude I don't disbelieve;
You'll need to be to fill their rectal ravines.
Homosexuality seems to be your forte
Sucking dick is your foreplay, after that?
It gets more gay, am I done with you? No way.
You say you're hot? Not really
I'm gonna beat on you harder than bobby ever beat whitney
You see me, I spit rhymes about having sex with your mommy
The only shit you spit is sick...about gay love and sodomy
You bother me, really...find a noose and hang yourself now
Or I'll hang you myself
THEN put your casket in the ground
But not before ending this round, see this here's round 3
You sniff glue harder than CB, if you thought that you could beat me
You say you captured the Kings wife and fucked her hard?
You're the opposite of smart, you're a high-level retard
The Kings wife had aids and she gave it to you
She paid gays to make her scream a higher octave or two
I'm nearly finished beating you, so don't cringe
But to prove how dumb your ass is? Where do I begin?
Here's a poptest, tell me what's original sin?
Forgive me if I grin, my wit is quicker, you've already lost
Consider me fucking hitler in this verbal holocaust
I didn't mean to jump subjects though, so I'll rewind
Since you're intellectually behind
Google "original sin" you'll find
The actual definition, but here's a hint since I'm so kind
Original sin has nothing to do with apples, adam or eve
the FIRST SIN was rhyming gay shit themed "adam and steve"
Oh and the second sin which I'm sure everyone agrees?
You believed you're up and coming, this put-down will make you leave
Before I pull a swarchenegger and terminate this third round
I'd like to give you a syllabus of how your love lifes going down
Since you rhymed so heavily about kings wives you fuck
You lied that'll never be, hopefully here you'll have more luck
Girls flock here frequently, so you just may find yours
Ask your mommy if you can go there when you're done with all your chores
It's a website of course, but Identity don't whine
The only sex you'll get is cyber, so there's better luck online
You've probably seen advertisements for this site on t.v.
Couples holding each others tight, smiling big white and bright
Then an old guy comes on, to invite you to his site
Let's get this moving along, and end all the mystery
After you're done visiting? Don't forget to clear your history
So drop all the gay adam and steven stuff dude...
E-harmony.com will find someone who'll love EVEN you.
Edit: Shall I crown myself victor yet again or does someone need to judge the obvious?
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