Okay. I'll first welcome myself to here, and elaborate

My whole close-ish family (about a hundred people) and my godparents' family of equal numbers were in a large lodge with a low ceiling (barely 7ft), and a Muslim preacher came to convert us all to Islam (we are all very strong Orthodox Christians). Everyone was so happy about it, except me, who refused. My grandma was making me do it, and when I told her that I want to escape, she pointed to a door. Thinking she'd trick me, because they all already finished converting, I reached for the other door, only to have the imam's bodyguard, who is a big 250 pound woman, who threw me onto a drawn rune on the parquet which was actually a Charmander glowing as if done in a fractal art manner, much like here.
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The imam started the ceremony, and I could see the knife for circumcision, that's when I woke up, and grabbed my crotch immediately

So, that's the dream. Thank God he didn't. Any thoughts?