Thread: Placebo's 2007 Dreambook

The last two nights had some interesting dreams. But I've left it a bit late
Let's see what I can recall... (green bits are lucid ones)

1) Infected Superman
Also can't remember much...

I was superman, like the one in Smallville. But I had some sort of evil virus that had infected me to partially act like the evil guys. Except it was the evil guys from batman (riddler, penguin, etc)
I had a friend (sort of like the black guy in smallville) which tried to help me hide the wierd effects from everyone. At one point I was chatting to someone and started changing, and had to get out of there.
Ended up hiding on top of this mountain thing, and had to catch a ride on a passing flying train (don't ask)

The friend got on first, and I didn't follow in time. And didn't have my flying abilities cos of the virus.
Just as it was almost too late, the virus went passive, and I saw in 'movie view' that I grinned and flew onto the train.

2) Spying on fish burglar
I only remember snippets...
I was some sort of small superhero that could zip around. My home seemed to be a small island, with a few small mountain islands around it.
There was a dodgy deal going on with an evil villain that had a hideout in one of the surrounding mountains. He was stealing fish from a fishing company on the island, which had this little garage-sized cave onto the water.
He'd steal the fish and sell it back to the island at crazy prices (ooh how evil )

Other than sneaking around and watching his limo and the fish place, I can't remember much else.

[EDIT: Just remembered a whole big chunk now.. in fact, a new dream]
Theme park mall thingy
I was looking for some lunch, and drove into this shopping center. Huge amounts of parking, and I worried about finding my car again. (turned out to be a valid concern )
In the shop, I saw a place where you put together your own roll with ingredients, and then take it to the teller.
They had wierd cheeses (all open, and everyone just dug in... yuck), salami, cheese rolls, avocados, tomatoes, etc.
I struggled to find the ingredients I wanted, and there were some rude people that pushed in all the time.
I think I gave up eventually, and walked out.

Here I forgot some of the dream, because the same mall turns into a huge elaborate theme park, and I've got this kid I have to worry about. Not that I take much care of him

So I'm walking around, getting myself lost. For some reason I know there's other people trying to find me.
I get on this ship thing, with the kid, and it turns out it's one of those role-playing murder mysteries.
You have to figure out who the murderer is.
There were way too many people though. Mostly normal.
A blonde woman, a guy with a black rugsack, 2 women that seemed to be a pair, 2 kids, and a whole lot more.
I remember worrying about trying to remember them all, let alone figuring out who the murderer is.

I forget most of that though.. the next I remember, I'm back outside looking for my car.
It's some point while looking for my car, in all the convoluted parking spots, that I realise that I'm dreaming

So I tried a few other lucid things (can't remember what though!&#33 and then flew around a bit in 'first person' view.
Didn't take long before I lost lucidity though.

Big waste of a lucid

Unfortunately, no dreams last night. Besides my wife watching TV till the early hours, the thunder storm that formed above my house later that morning was deafening.
Needless to say, I'm tired today. It's not like I'm doing polyphasic sleep at the moment

EDIT: Once again, I find myself remembering the dream later in the afternoon
Big factory
I'm in this huge sort of factory place, but I'm in the sort of 'visitors' section. Some sort of emergency happens, and everyone runs around chaotically, and I run off down a passage.
I start looking for something, a weapon I think.

I end up taking such a maze that I dunno where I am. I end up climbing some metal stairs overlooking a huge factory floor. Can't make out what they're doing down there, but it's big.
When I get to the bottom, I try to act like I'm one of them.
I search a shed on the side, under the stairs, don't find much. Just a broomstick and some hay ?

One of the factory workers comes in there and says something, and looks suspiciously at me searching the floor like that.
I know I need to get out of there quick.

Don't remember much else

As before, I don't remember a thing. Perhaps this afternoon...
I really am gonna have to work on my recall again.

Heh heh... finally, someone who's dreams make mine look normal.

Love the superhero-ish dreams. I need some more of those. So glad to see you back here and posting more than once every 3 months.

Yeah, I like the superhero-ish dreams too.

Always cool to see other people that have them, cause they are the shit.

Thanks guys, I love those superhero-ish dreams too.
These two weren't the best I've had, but not bad either.
I preferred the one where I was an evil superman stealing from a vault, and the good superman was trying to stop me. Had one hellova fun duel.

Vex: I don't think I could ever surpass your wierd dreams

Last night my dreams must have been influenced by the Da Vinci Code movie, with them avoiding all the french police.
This morning I woke up and remembered a dream where I stopped and thought 'Wow, this is a nice dream! Must make sure I remember it!'

And that's all I could remember for a while
Thankfully I remembered some of it eventually.


Sneaking around some wierd french place
I was sneaking around this neighbourhood at night, with french police looking out for me. I had to avoid been seen by people as well, otherwise they'd call the police.

At one point I ran into a road that was a dead end. I stopped and saw a door on my left, and somehow knew someone was behind the door.
So I tried to hide in some dead leaves nearby.

Later, I was in this wierd area where houses where suspended above the ground and connected with long rusty pipes and gangways.
I was walking around on them, and there was this other guy doing something criminal.. not sure what. Was watching him from the shadows.

Then even later, I was walking around the shop area. But now the time was more like late evening, as there were lots of people drinking and singing in the tavern (like a medieval/fantasy tavern)

Instantly I recognised the place from an dream I had a few days ago. It was really vivid and pretty, and I stopped and thought 'Woah, nice dream! Better remember this!' And promptly dropped back into stupidity

That's about it, but I also remember the previous dream involving those shops. So let me jot that down too:

Old dream involving the shops
I was in a medieval fantasy age, and I was walking around the shops. I wasn't anyone special, just a peasant I think.
There was a tavern and weapon shop which I didn't go into.

There were a few book stores, that seemed to be in competition with each other. Seemed like there were groups/gangs/whatever of mages and knights, etc

I went into one of them and picked up some books. They were magical, and had colourful shifting symbols on the pages. The shopkeeper was watching me suspiciously. So I left.

Went into a magical ornament shop, hoping to find something interesting.
There were all sorts of little decorations and snow-falling orbs, etc.
I remember looking at some of them, and realizing that none of them were actually magical - just trickery.

After finding nothing I wanted, I left.

Ha ha ha. Stupidity must have been in the air last night. I messed up a LD opportunity too.

13 Jan 2007
(Posted on 14th)

Damage my new car
Pulling out of a driveway, and hear a bang. A 3rd person perspective shows that I hit a big flowery bush, knocking it over. Looked kind of like a fake cardboard painted bush when it falls over.
I look at my car, and the back panel is crumbled like crepe paper.

Skateboarding
There were a whole lot of teenagers hanging around a dodgy area of a city.
And I was trying to skateboard. With my right foot in front, I was falling all over the place. But when I put my left foot forward, then I skated like a pro

Convention
I'm at a convention (like a big all day church event) and the people next to us have a blanket over their legs. My legs are under it as well though.
One of them says something about the wind, and the other says that 'maybe the wind came from underneath the blanket' and laughs.

Then I said "Where's that wierd woman now" and looked behind me. There was N (friend of mine with some 'issues&#39. Said 'Oh, there she is!' and laughed. 'Just joking'

Prison Ambush
I'm in a big unusually shaped prison, with 3 other guys. And there's a set of toilet cubicles on the far side.
I feel some sort of kinship with the 3 other guys.
We know somehow that our captors are going to ambush us.
We climbed into the toilets from the top (for some reason they're locked), and prepare ourselves.
While climbing in, I fall and hit one of the walls, which falls over.

On the other side from that open wall, there's now a huge door (like a garage door)
Somehow I know that the ambushers will come through there.
I grab whatever weapon I can find - a metal skewer. The other guys find a bow with arrows and a metal file.

The door opens and a big tank like vehicle emerges, with big water balloons / bubbles.
It rolls them at the prison, which now has become just a tent.
The walls fall over from the impact.

Others emerge and attack us. One runs at me screaming, with another guy just behind and to the side of him.
I shove the skewer at him, and it connects him in the chest. His screaming stops and he falls to the floor.

War continues, but it's a losing battle

14 Jan 2007
Woah. Too many dreams. I don't think I have the patience to elaborate on them all :/

Shopping with pinkie
I'm in a shop, and I'm dragging around my childhood soft toy (a pink panther) by the tail.
I'm avoiding people for some reason.

I end up at the far end of the store, where they're selling fish (unusual thing to sell in a general store).
It's a wierd looking fish from the front, which looks quite cute. Like a big puffer with an odd kind of double chin.

People in front of me are asking someone about what fish can be kept with them. The answer isn't good - they aren't good with most fish.
I walk to the side of the tank, and when my perspective changes on the fish (side view now) I see this thing is a lot nastier looking than I could see from the front.

From the side it looks like a prehistoric crocodile, with mean teeth.
My wife walks up to me to see what I'm looking at, and I show her from the front first. 'Cute' she says. Until I show her the side view.

Pet shop - 'Cat' fish and giant hamsters
I'm not sure if the scene automatically changed into a pet shop, or if we went to the pet shop. It's out favourite one, where we know the owner, Leigh. But I don't remember seeing him there much in the dream. They specialize in reptiles and birds.

They also have wierd fish things that day. This thing was slightly smaller than a cat, and looked quite a bit like a cat. But instead of legs, it had spikes around it.
Next to it was a similar looking creature, but it looked more like a teddy bear.

I want to pet the cat-fish thing, so I stick my hand in. Except that the creature wraps itself around my hand and squeezes it's spikes into me.
I can't get it off, so I grimace and wait for the bugger to let go.
Obviously that puts me off it, so I look around again..

The pet shop owner (someone I don't know now) shows me these huge hamsters running around on the floor, loose. They have one or two smaller hamsters with them as well.

It's adorable actually, so I start playing with them. They react somewhat like the honey badgers do at the zoo. Like mischevious dogs. Like racoons maybe.

...Until two of them nip me with their huge hamster teeth.

THEN the pet shop owner tells me that they tend to do that
Nice timing, bitch.

At some point I end up outside. Pretty, and open, but there's construction going on nearby that's encroaching. Suddenly realise I don't have pants on (I sleep like that), and panic to get out of sight.

Jetty Takeover
This was a pretty odd. It switched to first person sometimes, but mostly it was a movie dream.

There's this pretty and naked girl, standing on a jetty on a tiny lake.
And 2 guys come along - henchmen for some rich dude.
They hide the girl, tear down the jetty and quickly put up a pretty prefeb jetty with a boat, etc in it's place.
And put their own girl there (not naked).

Kinda like they want to get this girl involved with their master, instead of the other naked one?

Can't remember the rest.

Friend's comedies
My friend brings over some silly comedy DVD's to watch, and in the process of watching them, I become the characters in the comedies.

In one, there's this inflatable water slide, with a jumping castle opposite. I slide down and the thing flings me right into the jumping castle, which rebounds me again.
For some reason the other characters think this is hillarious.
It was fun, at least.

At a later stage, we're chasing each other around for some reason. I forget.

While running around I must have realised that it's a dream, because I start worrying about how many dreams I'm having, and remembering them all. So I find this whiteboard and start jotting them down to help my memory.
Another wasted and low level lucid

Inflatable biplane
Not sure if this was in the same dream or not. probably.
I somehow end up finding an inflatable biplane, which I take off in and fly above the clouds. Pretty fun.
Something goes on up there in the clouds, but I can't remember what.. grr..

My recall has been pretty bad lately, hence the lack of posts the last 2 days.

Night before last I dreamed about being in a mall, and getting annoyed because I can't find anything I'm looking for.
It's the same mall that I've dreamed of before, where I was sneaking up on some aliens guarding doors in the parking basement.

Last night.. err.. darn. I've forgotten again. Not that there was much to forget

I can feel that 3 dreams in my head somewhere, but can only remember one.

School Detour
I was going to school, but in a city I never attended school in.
I was trying to take the bus the long way around, because the road was blocked (initial reason anyway)
I got off at the bus stop and 2 of my friends are there (nobody I know in real life)

I was sort of lost and didn't know how to get to school this way around, so they told me. They said they usually take that route.
For some reason, I remember now that the reason that I'm going the long way has something to do with the rugby team ?

Not much, I know...

3 dreams. no lucidity.

Dixie Birds
I'm at the shop and see 3 speckled blue eggs. Something like duck eggs.
I buy them, with the intention of 'injecting' the yoke with a baby bird... err.. yeah, nutty. I know.
I get home and inject the .. 'seed'?... into the yolks of 2 eggs.
And leave them overnight (I dreamt that I slept. Wierd)
The next morning, the shells are opened and theres 2 green birds. But they're dead.

Cheesed off, I inject the last egg, hoping that that one will work.

Pervy Pool Thing
I'm in the pool with some people, and there's a girl on the edge of the pool (not swimming)
She doesn't have a dress or pants on, and she sits down, in a kind of slouching position.
Things get a bit... *cough* .. erotic.
'nuff said.

TV Show
I'm travelling with a bunch of people that I'm meant to know, and we're trying to arrange a TV show set.
There's these big transparent sparkly chairs, which I wasn't sure if they'd hold me. Looked flimsy.
But they needed more pillows.
I remembered that I have a silly heart shaped red pillow in my car.
But when I get to my car, I only have a tricycle :S
I pull the pillow from the tricycle (no idea how) and go back to the set.

Riding home on tricycle
This is a kind of extension on the previous dream. I'm riding home on my tricycle, through a residential neighbourhood.
Nice little houses. But two houses have 2 friendly, tamed looking crows.
I try petting one, but it doesn't like it much. I manage to touch him though.

I get back to trying to pedal myself home, and looking at the map.
I spend some time worrying about how I'm going to get home on the highway with a tricycle.

Some time during all this, I remember the 3rd egg I injected, and realise it's the next day already.
I look at the egg. The shell is cracked, but the insides are rotten.
Darn.

Oh, and I now remember a dream from one of my previous nights...

Mini elephants
This dream is so obscure, that it's hard to explain.
I'm in a residential neighbourhood. There's a bunch of people staying there for safety.
The neighbourhood is dangerous for some reason.

I'm looking at the neighbourhood from an elevated veranda thing, and I see miniature elephants on the veranda 2 houses down. On the other side of the street.

I take my bike (I had a bicycle. magically) to check it out.
These elephants are approximately the size of a medium sized dog.
They're mooching around on a cement veranda.
I don't remember then reacting to me at all...

ha HA! See, your dreams are weirder than mine.
But weirder is better in my books.
Oh, and your mad scientist tendancies are showing in that Dixie Birds dream.

Excellent dreams. I'll be back for more.

Thanks. I guess I'm nutty as a fruitcake. Just without the gay implication.
I think the bird thing was a mixture of the 'mad scientist', and 'missing my pet mynah' coming together.
Definitely more dreams to come

Van Halen/Von Daniken. Easy mistake to make.
I'm entertaining some guests, in a sitting area that's where my guest bedroom should be.

One of the guests is Tina Turner.
When asking for what music to put on, she asked if I had any CDs of 'Von Daniken' (who is actually a conspiracy theorist)
Searching the CD's I tell her I only have Van Halen
It occurs to me she probably doesn't want to listen to Tina Turner.

Titanic Errors
I think the scene changes, and now instead of this being my house, it's a ship. Like the Titanic, or some other big ship.
My wife is there, and a lot of other people. We're standing on the deck.
I notice that something is wrong with the deck, and the construction is dangerous.
It starts to creak and break, and I tell everyone to get off. NOW.

When it breaks, the deck is half hanging, like it was a balcony that broke but didn't quite snap off completely.
Kelly doesn't quite make it, and I only just make it.
I step onto the dangling bit and reach out for her.
Don't remember if I manage to save her or not.

Porn Pics
I'm showing some great porn to my dad, in the lounge. Pictures of girls showing themselves.
But my new couch isn't there, and there's a table in the middle of the room.
The porn pics 'form' keeps changing between a laptop and a magazine.

Hmm, I now can remember some porn dreams from long ago. I remember sitting in bed looking at sort of porn gallery thing, and trying to avoid my wife seeing it.

And I think this dream was the last one, because I woke up with a canoe in my pajamas. Oh wait, I don't wear pajamas

I haven't had much time to write my dreams down online.
So nows the time to catch up

20 Jan 2007
pink show
private. sorry kids

milk show
My dreams got pretty bizarre, and I was at a dog show. But we had our own ring to ourselves, and it was like a big cardboard box.
We had bouviers (big black fluffy dogs). And for some reason I knew I had to siphon milk out of one of them. Eh. RIght
The dog kept running away and jumping out of the ring, which was bordered by wooden gunpoles, suddenly.

graffiti bedroom
I'm in a room that I believed to be my bedroom. It had graffiti, and felt a bit like a padded cell
A lot more happened, but my memory fails me.

dreamjournal point 16
In between my other dreams, I took the time to 'write down' my dreams in a fake dream journal.
I had 16 points for this night alone, and the previous 2 pages were full.
Unfortunately I didn't get to read the points.
This happens to me quite a bit, so maybe it should be a dreamsign.

shocking shop
From one of the other dreams, I took my car down a little road. There's parking bays there, and a shop with a banner saying 'game training'.
I understand that to be training you to play games professionally.
Interested, I find a parking bay, and after some struggling, I park on the veranda, which conveniently has a marked bay

Inside, it's quite dark, and there's a group of people acting like they're trying to keep the meeting quiet.
They look at me suspiciously and with disdain.
And instead of being game enthusiasts, it's a meeting for some sort of wierd sadism club.
One of them shocks me with a rod of some sort, and it becomes apparent to me that their 'ranking' is determined by how much of a shock a person can take.

At some point I end up with a glove on, that has shock points on it. I shock my other hand with it for a while, and get used to the feeling quickly.

Now, the interesting part about this dream is that my wife had rolled over in the night and her face had touched my hand. And she got a static shock. She figures this might explain my dream. It's also a bit of a mystery how either of us built up static in bed like that

levitating around toy train
Very odd one this. I think I was vaguely lucid, but not enough for me to make this text green
I'm in an small, grassy area, with some poles in the middle. And on the perimeter there's a kind of wall, with pillars spaced evenly along the wall. Inset in it is a toy train riding around inside the wall.
I find that I can fly/levitate with some concentration, which I do. I fly over and look at the train, and at some point I'm hanging from one of the poles.

21 Jan 2007
town closed off by mountain
I've driven to this town, which I think I've dreamed of before. Twice. It's closed off by a mountain, which has a tunnel running through it.

After getting a bit lost on the roads, I'm on my way back. Just before the tunnel is a rundown old shop.
I go in, looking for something to nibble on the long road out of there.
But everything inside is stale/old. I take an interest in the chocolates, but most are broken, and the rest are stale/going white.

22 Jan 2007
Ex Boss FA
There was a dream before this, where I think I was on the verge of being lucid. This caused the dream to shift into a false awakening to keep me from being lucid.

I wake up, and I'm sleeping on the floor, at the foot of a double bed.
In the double bed, is my ex project manager 'W'.
I'm a bit confused by this, but not lucid enough to question it.
I try going into the next room to sleep there, and 'remember' that the room is taken by 'J' (ex colleague).

At some point the dream shifts, such that the people are the german family I lived with for a while.
I'm sitting on the carpet, and my jeans have brown packing tape on them.
One of the kids messes something on me, and the mother gets angry and drags them off.

Sorry for the silence .. very bad recall the last few days.
I came down with a respiratory infection, which might be the cause of it.

Matrix/Heroes
A movie (3rd person) dream, switching to 1st person sometimes. I think I'm meant to be Hiro (from Heroes).
He/Me says that he can bend space and time, and ando+hiro jump off a building into an alleyway.
He warps the surroundings and slows down the fall. He also makes Ando's body stretch like a parachute.
A guy dressed in black lands next to us/them, really hard, making the ground shudder.
He looks at what Hiro did, and says 'Interesting patch', and gives up on fighting them.
They go into the building next door... forget the rest.

Mafia Porn Guy
This is really disjointed in my mind..
I'm in some sort of mafia type gang, and we're standing around this bar counter.
It comes out at some point that I'm responsible for their porn ?
I spend the dream looking for gunpowder to make fireworks or bombs ...

Book study
(Book study = get together of church go-ers to go over study material. Like a 'cell&#39
I was at a book study, and they just started on a new book. I was given one - a big, thick, green one.
The guy next to me had a problem with his book. The pages from 300 to 400 were loose and stuck inside the book in various places.
I spent the entire time trying to find one of the early 300 pages. 315 or so.

Then when I left the book study, I forgot my book.
So I went back, but there was another book study starting, and they invited me to join in.
I told them I just came from one and I'm just trying to find my book.

One of the guys was really rude to me, so I left. Felt quite annoyed with him and his bad attitude.

Renovating flats, including school
This switched from first to third person and back.
I'm in this block of flats, which I've dreamed of many times before (sometimes it's a school with lots of floors)
This time, the flats aren't doing so well, and they want to renovate and extend it.
So what do they do? Take 1/4 of the building and move it outwards and add put new flats in the empty space. Of course
They make enough space for about 3 flats per floor, by supporting either side of the new flats with more bricks and plaster, similar to the ends of the building.

I remember walking down the passage on the blue carpet. It was bright and clean on the new bit, and faded + badly installed on the old part.
One of the new flats is a schoolroom. With the old fashioned school desks that flip open.
I ask someone why theres a schoolroom here, and the answer is that the residents can have their children do homework and extra lessons there.

The scene slowly turns into one where I'm in the class, and there's a teacher.
Teaching geography I think. There's a big world map up.

Jackass crowd
This is a kinda fuzzy, wierd dream.
There's 2 guys swinging heavy tools at a crowd of people rushing through with some sort of wooden things.
The people try to attack the two guys while they go past, while the 2 guys try to bash the crowd.
Wierd.

Nothing... I think the rude awakening screwed up recall.

Screwy car and amazing angle grinder
I was at the house I grew up in, and my mother and I were in the courtyard area.
She had a really old car (maybe the old mini?) but it wasn't working anymore.
The clutch or gearbox had died on her.

She showed me the gear assembly, as it was fixed by mechanics, and I was amazed that it was fixed mostly with wool or cotton threads.
I was trying to suggest that I'd help her buy a new car, and she insisted that we rather get this one working.
But I think the repair costs were too expensive.

The gear lever + box was a simple arrangement of a wide piece of metal that you push into place over slots, which were just made of cotton.
For some reason I thought that the lever had to conduct electricity, so I puzzled over how this even worked with cotton or wool, since it's not conductive.

So I told her we can try fix it by getting a metal sheet, and angle grinding the slots ourselves.
She told me she was already doing that, and showed me a huge angle grinder, bigger than I'd seen before.

In the process of looking at it, I notice that it has a bag or bubble of green berries that plugs into it. I ask what that's for, and she tells me it's something to do with saving and retrieving files, etc

Robots/Zombies/Whatever
I only remember the emotional bits of this dream, but there's these people around who are grabbing knives and trying to kill me. Somehow I know they're not quite human - they're robots or zombies or something.

Through a few fight scenes, I find a variety of knives and blades, which I throw or fight them with.
I think I got cut a few times, but won in the end. Not easily though.

Often I become lucid when people want to hurt me though... dunno why it didn't work this time

Hey there.

That Screwy Car dream was interesting. I don't know anything about the innards of vehicles so in a dream the inside of my car would probably look similar, or worse, and I wouldn't think anything of it.


OH, and how exactly do you siphon milk out of a dog?

Vex: With a siphon hose, of course
You put the other end over it's nipple, and suck the other end until some milk arrives
Yeah, I know...

Hey there Lucky Luke! (Warning: Disturbing)
The beginning of this dream involved 2 homosexuals trying to molest me, and for some reason neither of us could walk?

Eventually I get away, and the really disturbing stuff happens (as if that wasn't bad enough already)

I'm in a entrance hall of a small house, and conveniently there's a toilet there. Now, most dreamers would learn pretty quick to be suspicious of toilets, but for some reason I thought nothing of it.

Other doors led off of the room, and other people were going in and out. I felt fairly self conscious of this, but it didn't stop me from using the toilet.

I had a pain in my stomach, and felt like I had one MOTHER of a constipation.
So I try to do my thing, and nothing wants to come out.
I put my finger into my arse (woah) to pull something out.

And what comes out my backside? bits of metal and plastic toys.
One thing that stuck in my mind in particular was a Lucky Luke action figure. It's a bit like Woody from Toy Story, for those who don't know him.

Eventually I have a shopping trolley full of my plastic and metal rubbish out my arse, and my wife walks in. I try to show her it all, in horror.

Naturally throughout this thing I'm freaking out - 'Did someone feed me this stuff in my sleep or something??'

I woke up after this with a very full bladder

Company Kites
In this one, the company I work for has something to do with paper kites, that they're flying between windows of a building.
And I'm meant to be working on the project too, but I feel guilty because I'm slacking off.

Running Measurements
My previous project manager calls me for a meeting, and asks me to help this girl with a project.

She wants to measure her morning jogs, and wants to use a cable.
I find this amusing and tell her that my current employer has the same thing I must do, but without cables (total rubbish of course)

They drive me home, which turns out to be my mother's old house. I ask her if she has a watch she wants to link up to this system. She says no, but she has a keyring with 4 different vibrations.
I asked if she had it with her, she didn't. I asked if she can at least send me the make & model number, etc

They left, and I had this feeling that I was missing something important

I've been trying to go polyphasic. That means I have lots of mini dreams.. lucid, but not vivid. And even though it's lucid, I'm too scared to do anything too crazy, otherwise I wake up

Mini Dream 1 - Licky Lion
I was a kid, and a male lion stormed up to me. Obviously I crapped myself, but stood my ground anyway. Instead of attacking me, it just licked my leg with a huge tongue.
And we became friends and walked away together

Mini Dream 2 - Giant Snake
I can't remember this too well, but I was fighting with a giant snake. I magically pulled out a sword with white fire on it, and sliced it down the middle. Kinda like Inuyasha.

Trackball Ball
I was in somebody's bedroom, with my wife. I think someone else was there too. Not sure.
My wife took my thumb trackball (like an expensive wierd mouse) 's ball and chewed on it.

She gave it back to me, all lumpy.
I tried fixing it and she thought it was hillarious.
Out of frustration I yanked her by the hair, and told her that she can get a f-ing job so she can know what it feels like.

Stormed out really pissed off.

Hmm, I can only remember some of the zany mini dreams..

Funky Dragon Flying (minidream)
I'm flying a brightly coloured reptilian-type dragon - I'm sitting on it's shoulders in front of it's huge wings.
It's exhilarating flight takes me through the clouds, and there's a huge ocean below us.

This isn't your average looking dragon though, it looks like a mad artist had a trip while creating him.
He's purple, with orange patches. And on the orange patches are red polka dots.
Quite the mushroom experience.

Anyway, I notice this control panel near it's wings, and realize that this isn't an organic dragon - it's robotic or bio-mechanical.
I notice that instead of the tail, it's rear end has now become an afterburner or jet, spouting flames behind us.

I pull on a lever on the control panel, and the wings turn into jet wings, but instead of sloping backwards, they face forwards and sit further back on the dragon.

In the process of fiddling, a huge fireball is shot forward and to the left, disappearing into the clouds.
Nice firepower !

After dipping and diving a bit, the dream ends

Insectoid passenger (minidream)
I'm driving in my car on a tar road, with an unknown passenger.
Suddenly I notice an accident ahead of us, and slam on breaks.
At the same moment, my passenger reaches forward with his hand... and the hand is bright red and shaped like a tree frog's.

The car manages to lurch to a halt in front of a shiny black sports car which has skidded out on the road.
I look at my passenger, and see that he is small and bright red.
His face is insectoid and his eyes are big and bright green.

Jumping out of the car, I approach the accident. The sport car's door opens and a short woman stumbles out. She has purple hair, with bushy ponytails on either side of her head.
She collapses on the ground, and I reach down to help her.

The dream ends.

Demon Woman (minidream)
A short dream - the image of a beautiful woman's face clears up in my vision. She's facing away from me at an angle, such that I can see the left side of her face. Pretty green anime eyes, and nicely carved features.

She turns to face me, and her eyeballs turn into orbs of yellow and black speckled flames. Looked freaky, but very impressive.