Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

I don't remember anything from last night

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

Boner Problems

Hyde and Kelso were in a bar trying to buy beer. Suddenly, I turned into Hyde and tried to tell the guy that I was 20 (I guess my subconscious remembered that the drinking age used to be 18.)

I was leaving because I was mad that I couldn't get served. It was where the old general store was near where I used to live. Three girls were going into the bar. I told them that it sucked in there, but they wanted to go in anyway and asked me if I would drive them home later.

They were flirting with me and I had turned back into my legal self so I went in with them. The one blonde started dancing with me very aggressively and putting her hands al over me, including grabbing ahold of me.

I sat down to hide an erection and decided to set up a billiard table to play, but some of the guys noticed and started to make fun of me. I finished the pool game, but not before running into Laura Kuhn and Jen Adimitis.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

CTY MILD

I was in the stands of some big event and my mother and brother were on the other side of the stands and my mother was insulting me. She said that because I wasn't sitting with her that I was a saint bernard. I went over and confronted her and yelled at her.

There was a real saint bernard there so I snuggled with him for a while. I then noticed my brother taking my food away and he said that we were going home. I was glad, it was exactly what I had wanted. I went into another hallway for a second for some reason and I came back and everything that I had packed was gone, replaced by people who worked at the college.

I was back at CTY and the session was over and Sienna College was going back to normal. I stole a soda and headed out the door to catch a bus. Everyone was running, I saw Amanda Gentzler up ahead so I ran after her.

I was having a hard time running, which made me lucid. I continued to run though, when I got to her I jumped to her and pulled her up in the air with me. We flew down a long street for a while before crashing into the wall. I wasn't having very good control today.

We then went down another road and off a huge cliff. I told her not to look down as I played with her boobs. As soon as we went off the cliff we suddenly got forced upwards very quickly. We reached the our apex and started to fall. I woke just before hitting the ground, but decided to reenter. I saw a castle with a really strange texturing job, it looked like something out of super mario. I tried to approach it, but it was incredible unstable and changed constantly. I woke up.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

Backyard MILD

I "woke up" in my brother's room in our old house and immediately thought that I was dreaming. I couldn't be sure though. I looked out the window and there was a beautiful ocean outside and we were several stories up like in a resort. I ran into the wall trying to go outside, but I crashed into it instead.

I went into my room, looking for confirmation that I was dreaming then I remembered the dream with the cars and that I could use strength as proof. I picked up my bed, but it felt really heavy. I put it down and went back into my brother's room.

I was about to give up when I looked out the window again, this time it was grassy. I jumped through the window and flew about 50 feet over the backyard. There was a clothes line beneath me and that wooden platform that was going to be a cat house, but ended up being a stand for the grill. I had forgotten about all of that.

I followed the path and then teleported to the ground. I remembered that I had tried several times to get to the stream in the back, but always failed. This time I ran instead of flying, I kept my breathing in check though so that I didn't wake up.

I finally made it, it was much bigger than it was in real life so I jumped up and fly over it. The little bridge across it was coming up so I decided to go under it in the two feet of clearing that there was. I landed on the peninsula that held the rose bush. Then I jumped again and flew into some thorny bushes.

Don't remember any dreams from last night.

I don't remember any dreams from last night

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

T-Virus

I was in some sort of building where the T-Virus zombies were loose. My brother and I ran into project Alice. I called her by her real name, Milla, and together we explored an area that looked like it was out of Quake, looking for the zombies and slaughtering them.

There were then others and we had taken refuge in a large white room, but ventured out because there weren't any zombies in sight. One guy had climbed into the ceiling and found some Air Jordans. I asked him to see if there were any in my size because they were easier to run away from zombies in.

A few zombies came, the guy in the ceiling couldn't get out fast enough so I told him to stay up there and hide as I ran back into the white room. I just barely made it, but one guy didn't.

He got bit but somehow snuck back in and attacked Milla. She passed out, naked now for some reason. The other people in there wanted to throw her outside, but I held onto her. I told her that she had already been infected and wouldn't turn into one of those things.

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium

Tiff Crying

I was in middle school, but was myself and there were notes around me signed Tiff. Everyone kept asking me who that was and I said Tiffany. I went out into the hallway and saw her there. She was crying and saying how all of her friends had left Honesdale.

I invited her to dinner on Wednesday night and she agreed. Then I went back into the room with my dog Amy and tried to eat my pizza, but the bell rang to get to class first and it was hard to go from one place to another, I had a lot of books.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good

Kissing Val

I was hanging out with Valerie and had my arm around her. I decided to grab her butt for the hell of it. She laughed and yelled at me, saying that she would kick me in the nuts. I got in close to her and told her that I was between her legs so that she couldn't.

She wrapped her legs around me and told me to pick her up. I carried her around and she motioned for me to kiss her, so I did.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Varied

Flying through woods MILD

I was on some television show and we were going to show a psychic as a fraud. We wanted three reading, according to an ad, each one cost $1600 dollars, but the third one was half price. We asked her about that and she tacked on a $900 surcharge.

Since it was TV we paid it and she laid out a dozen paper towels, rolled up. She said that each one held a future and which one the person picked was up to fate. I excused myself to go to the bathroom and wrote something down when I went inside, then I came back out and they had waited for me.

The person getting her reading was Anabel. The gathering ended up being a Sex and the City reunion and I was flirting with Samantha. Carrie was talking about how Big had screwed her over and I decided to go run somewhere.

I got two steps and remembers that I had a dream the previous night where I was running, thought about doing an RC and didn't. This time I didn't need to do one, I knew that I was dreaming.

I jumped up and landed on the ground on my belly. I slide down the hill for a little bit before getting about a foot in the air. That was all I wanted, I wanted to glide this time, not fly.

I went down a dirt road and eventually decided that it wasn't exciting enough so I went off the road and started dodging trees at high speed. I weaved in and out of them and eventually found myself in a huge empty field.

I used my arms to push and gathered more speed as I flew new a dog pen. I decided to go over it, so I pulled myself up over it, but my fingers got caught and I landed in the pen.

Carrie was there and she said that she would take me back. I guess I was Big now so I flew over to her, still partially lucid.

Oops, forgot to write things down this morning

Uhg, I had a long epic dream about some girl, but I don't remember any of it.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good

Deep in the Earth

I was part of a deep geological research team who was miles beneath the surface of the earth. Apparently, it was the ghostbusters, I was Bill Murray's character. I noticed that the ground was covered in a fine layer of molten rock, it splashed around like water.

I saw a clear substance and called Egon over to do a spectral analysis. He said that it was coal, but it was clear. Now that I'm awake I think it must have been liquid diamonds.

We noticed that our footsteps echos really strangely. I yelled 'hello' and an echo came back warning us to get out for we were entering Hell. This scared the hell out of me and I ran for the elevator, which malfunctioned and some other doctors grabbed me and drugged me, saying that I was now damned like they were.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Poor

The Island

I was on some sort of safari, we stopped out boat on an island. A young girl started yelling that there were creatures around that we couldn't see, but were going to try and kill us.

Eventually, I saw one and we all started shooting at them. Turns out that had private messages for each of us. Mine was that I need to hug a certain person and they would let me go.

Their words were printed in a book, one page was english, the rest was Chinese. I noticed that all of the Chinese pages said the same thing and suddenly they became blurry.

I immediately recognized that I was dreaming, but liked the dream so I decided to lose lucidity on purpose.

I went back to the animals, which had turned into cats and hugged some of them.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

Tearing it Up

I was back on the track team and we were running through a bakery, I grabbed some really bad food and started eating it as other people joined Jamar and I on our run. I was out in front, but finding it hard to run.

That made me think that I could be dreaming, but my hands were fairly clear. I looked around at the dilapidated neighbourhood and smashed part of a house to be sure that I was dreaming.

I then flew between a bunch of houses, destroying then and throwing the furniture around inside. At one point I saw a huge wood pile and there was a log about three feet across, I went over to it and tried to throw it, but could only move it a little bit.

I tried to fly to the next house, but lost control of my flight and slammed into the side of the building rather than going through the window.

That woke me up, I tried to DEILD, but ended up in a dream where my father had lost his iPod Shuffle and wanted me to figure out how to use his iPod Video.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

I tried to fly to the next house, but lost control of my flight and slammed into the side of the building rather than going through the window.

That reminds me of the movie Hancock. I just saw it two nights ago, and really liked all the messy flying scenes.

Moved that to my regular dream journal

I never saw Hancock, I thought about renting it the other day, but rented Wanted instead, Angelina gets naked in it.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good

Sarah

I was at Sarah's house trying and on her computer. I saw a post at DV about Rich Wallace, a member was doing a book report on one of his books and wondered where he could get a good picture of Rich. I told him that there were some on his website and if I hadn't gotten it up yet, he also had myspace.

Sarah's boyfriend was a huge black guy who didn't really trust me, he kept pulling me away from Sarah. He was a martial arts expert too, probably not the level that I was, but extremely skilled with a chain whip.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Medium

Making out with Bethy

Bethy was going into the bathroom to take a pregnancy test, I went with her for some reason. I realized that I was dreaming and went in after Bethy. She was the first dream character to resist me but I eventually got her to make out with me. After feeling her up I ended up having sex with her.

I had a FA where I was having sex with some Microsoft machine, but it was missing one of its pieces so it wasn't working right

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

School's Pool

I was in a school and showing a girl something that I had found. This came from an "Are you Afraid of the Dark" episode that I had seen probably fifteen years ago. I pushed on a set of lockers and they pulled away from the wall, revealing a door that said POOL.

I opened the door and saw a long hallway to another doorway. It was creepy so I came back out and brought the girl who was with me in. I was scared, but I opened the door at the end of the hallway.

We entered a pool area, it was dusty and dimly lit from the shaded windows that were on the far side of the room. The entire pool was covered in a small, brownish tile and I can't recall if there was water in the pool or not. I know that it wasn't filled, but I think there may have been about a foot worth of water in it.

I walked over to it and the pool got shallow. I didn't really have a eureka moment, I just knew that this had to be a dream, I think I even said that and flew across the pool and looked up. I wondered what was upstairs and I jumped into the ceiling.

My hands made it through, but the rest of me didn't. I felt around for something to grab onto, but didn't find anything so I pulled myself by grabbing air. I slammed my head into the ceiling and broke it. I knew that my mind needed to create a room up there first so I looked through the hole and the room formed. Then I pulled the rest of myself up into the room and rolled away from the hole.

It was a classroom, and outside I could hear a woman talking about how everything worked. She was saying how that when I looked outside the window my mind had to react quickly, which was why the architecture was so strange and that when I flew out the window the world would change quickly.

I flew out the window and found a square of people listening to her. She was in the middle somewhere and they all stood in straight lines and columns. There must have been 300 people. I flew over them and noticed that the woman saying these things had very large breasts. I thought about going down to her, but resisted the urge and continued to the back of the group.

I was getting low so I pushed off a person and came around the side of them, gaining more altitude.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Cold
Lucidity: Very Poor

Class

I was running between classes. I had just finished one, I think it was professor Briggs and had sprinted down the hill and was going back up the other side, but I passed my professor. I realized that I was having trouble running up the hills, which made me lucid for a moment. I decided to walk because I was already ahead of the professor. I got up to the building and noticed Molly laying down inside the door. I pulled her into the building, she wanted to come into the classroom with me, but I made her wait outside because she was overly friendly and licking everyone.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Broken Legs

Peanut was chasing something up the side of a building and he was really high up. I was afraid that he was going to jump so I ran to the bottom of the building, ready to catch him.

He jumped off the side of a building about 40 feet down to another room and then came to the edge of that one. He was now two young girls, each about 8 or 10. They jumped down one after the other as I went and caught them because their legs had broken in the last jump.

One of the girls had both femurs broken and the other shattered her ankle and shin bone. They were both bowling proteges and were in the middle of a tournament, one girl continued to bowl, but the other couldn't.

Odd... I only have fragments of dreams today.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

Talking to Pam

I was at an airport talking to some friends and Pamela Anderson came over and hung out with me. We chatted for a while and then started texting each other as I went out for a run. I had a hard time running, which made me question my reality, but my reality check didn't work and I continued running, holding a skateboard.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good

Dinner

I was having dinner with some people and I recognized one of the guys at the next table, it was Shane Smith. He started talking to me across the tables, he dared me to tell the waitress that I thought that she was cute. I looked up and saw that the waitress was Jacklyn Nagle. I yelled to her that we both thought that she was cute and she giggled.

I was sitting next to Alana, who was complaining that she was getting fat. She pulled up her shirt and I felt her belly, I told her if anything she needed to gain weight.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Medium

Pool Fun

I was in a pool, I guess that I was doing laps, but I got out and saw a really pretty girl, who was the trainer at the facility that I was at. I flirted with her and picked her up, brining her over to the pool to swim around with me. The pool was very strange, kind of like something out of a Escher picture.

I asked her were the deepest part was, she said that laser lanes. I carried her over to it and jumped in with her. Under the water I saw a bunch of people sitting around and I saw Jacklyn again.

I swam up to her and came up between her legs. She laughed and introduced me as I became lucid and started making out with her and started to have sex with her but I woke up.

Had a weird Two and a Half Men dream, but don't remember it.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

Trek for Sex

I was in the car with Amanda, looking for a place that we could go to have sex. We only had about an hour before her father got home so we searched a number of areas. We even went onto a trail, thinking that we could run to a place, but realized that it wouldn't work.

We eventually ended up at a bar and it turned out that Geoff Fowler was the owner and we tried to hide what we had gone there to do so that he would let us stay, but I think that he knew.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Good

Riding a Van and Rachael

I was hanging out by some building, that seemed to be a school. I know that Rachael Ulmer was there and I was flirting with her a little bit. We noticed a set of weights attached to a trap bar barreling down the hill. We watched it go by and make a sudden veer to the right and slam into a car. It hit the car so hard that it moved it into another car.

We were next to a pool and we were playing around in it. My grandfather told me that he could see my nipples through my wet shirt I don't know why I was wearing a shirt, but I ignored him and dove into the pool, staying upside down as I went the entire way across the pool, finally sinking and turning around and butterflied past someone.

I noticed by my height of the butterfly strokes that I was dreaming so during one of my strokes I pulled myself out of the water and flew down the hill and into the town. I floated over Main street as some cars went by, I was looking for a taxi or a bus, but settled for a van.

I grabbed ahold of it and rode it through the streets. Because my brain had to make new scenery on the fly, it started to look weird and even cartoonish. Eventually it was a sidewalk kind of thing only capable of letting one car through and looked like a cartoon.

I ended up in a room and someone else was there too (I think it was Matt Seawin.) I showed off by grabbing some matches and striking on, letting it burn my finger. My finger burned as if it was covered in an accelerant. Then Rachael came in and I really wanted to test my ignorance of pain so I stuck the match on my penis.

She was impressed and grabbed me and started to give me a hand job, but it didn't feel right so I flew out the window and looked for other people. I was looking for Santa's sleigh, but didn't see it.