Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium

Valerie's mad

I forget exactly what I did, something with pouring gasoline somewhere, but Valerie was very upset with me and wouldn't talk to me. We were on our way to some sort of a stick fighting tournament, and I was going to be her coach, but she went on without me. Trying to make amends, I followed here there and watched her fight, she was a surprisingly good stick fighter and seemed to be winning her match until she got knocked down. The guy was about to hit her with an unpadded stick so I jumped in and took it from him.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Sharon and The Flood

I was driving around with Sharon. We stopped at Pecks to get a bottle of wine and some beer. I quickly found the type of wine that we wanted, but she also wanted a six pack of Yeungling. We searched the entire stock room, but they didn't seem to have it. I also grabbed a piece of fruit for myself. We got back into the car and her brother was with us. She said that she had to take him home, and I was annoyed because I thought were were going to watch a movie a my place.

She went home and I got a text a little while later to come over so I did. I got to her house and I noticed little flood spores running around. I grabbed them and they kind of fell apart like popcorn. I searched through rooms until I found her in the shower. I asked if I could join her and after a second she said that I could.

I got into the shower with her and we started making out. We realized that the door was open, and she had something to do so she got out and told me to hide. Her parents walked in and I pretended to be her, by covering myself up with a towel and drying myself.

Hmm... I remember hanging out with a bunch of elephants, but not much else.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Class

I was in some high school for my first day again. I looked at my schedule and walked into my writing class. Everyone sat wherever they wanted. I waited until late and finally Valerie came in and sat down next to me. I don't remember anything else.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Zombies or Mutants

I was in some sort of mall and there were zombies around, but they didn't move or act like zombies, and they even set traps. The current trap was pretending that this mall was a zombie-proof area and once one of the zombies gave us a tour, a horde of them circled their prey and devoured them. I had gotten stuck in the trap once, but escaped.

I was in it again, but this time, in a car with a girl. I told her that we had to go sloe to as not bring their attention to us. We passed them, but the only way that they were able to tell humans from zombies was by smell so we kept the windows up. They got wind and started chasing us so I gunned it.

We ended up on a boat somewhere, but the zombies could swim very well. We realized that the rest of the people were starting to mutate. I had girls and fins, so I jumped into the water and swam away from the pursuing zombies.

I don't remember any dreams from last night.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Bones

There was an earthquake and the building that I was in was about to collapse. I swung from pipes to get outside of the building and down to the street. Across the way there was another problem, someone had kidnapped a child, or at least that's what everyone though. The girl from Bones and I ran up the stairs with guns raised and turns out my father was there with a kid, it was his nephew, he had no idea how people thought he had kidnapped him.

The girl then turned the gun on the baby and demanded ransom, I turned my gun on her. I contemplated for a while, then pulled the trigger, but the gun didn't go off. She

I was stressed out last night so I don't remember anything.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

Like a Kid in a Toy Store

I was playing some weird MMRPG, and I was a weak little guy. Some big experience player with a big hammer killed me and I got reincarnated as a brunette with a big rack. I figured it was okay, and maybe the experienced players would go easier on me if they thought I was female. I walked around and picked up a rose before finding a girl to do battle with.

For some reason the battle chosen was sudoku, so I looked around for an alternative battle and saw two remote control cars. I think I conjured them up, sort of knowing now that it was a dream. I started them up and controlled one of them.

Now fully lucid, I dropped the controller and flew to the window, thinking of leaving, but the glass stopped me. I figured it would be more fun to hang out and play with the toys, there were lots and rows of them. Then the device that I use for EILD attempts went off on my nightstand and jarred me awake

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Very Poor

TV Is Scary

I was watching something on television, something was killing a lot of things. In the current scene a whole ton of cows had been mutilated and so had some chickens. I didn't want to see how mutilated everything was so I turned away and for some reason became lucid. I turned back, the tv was just showing cows' legs, but I still didn't want to see so I woke myself up. I woke up in sleep paralysis and couldn't move the majority of my body until I opened my eyes.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Crooked Cop

I was being followed by a police car and eventually it turned on its lights and pulled me over. My steering wasn't working so eventually, I hit a curb and spun out of control. The cop mistook this for me being drunk and shouted for me to get out of the car. It didn't help that I had just been in an accident so my legs were wobbly, it really looked as if I was drunk, but I started yelling at the cop that I wasn't and ordered him to give me a breathalyzer, which he didn't.

The cop had to leave for a few minutes and told us to all get together again in a few minutes. I waited and eventually he came back. During that time I decided to get rid of the beer from my car so I gave it to a guy who was also pulled over. He wouldn't believe that I hadn't been drinking.

He found out that I had given beer to the other guy, and it turned out that he was under age. I went to jail and then the dream leap-frogged to where I got out. I found the cop and beat the shit out of him for not giving me the breathalyzer.

Hmm, I remember nothing from last night.

wtf, again I don't remember anything. In agony though, I hurt my back running.

All I remember is being on some sort of trip, Gina was there and we were flirting.

I almost completely forgot that I had this lucid, what's with my recall today?

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Poor
Lucidity: Poor

Flying Down Hill

I have no idea what was going on before this, but I was lucid at the top of the hill and decided to glide down it. My lucidity must have been pretty poor because I couldn't control it and went straight up. At a certain height, I crashed back down. I saw a few houses, but there were no people home until I saw a woman watching television. I went to get her to give me a blowjob, but I saw six younger girls out the window.

I opened the window and flew out to the them, grabbing two brown haired girls, they looked about twenty. They gave me oral sex and I think I woke up before anything really happened.

This one was very long and complicated, I'm missing some parts.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good

In Lots of Trouble

I was at some sort of resort and went to get breakfast. After breakfast I went outside and had to go to the bathroom, but there was no place to go so I hopped in a weird little shed and went, even though it was constantly moving around.

I went back to my friends and we were setting up some sort of experiment to blow up huge steel tubes. Something got out of hand and the fire spread, and I got blamed for it. A cop showed up and told me that I would pay for the damage, which ended up in the thousands of dollars. I told him that I wouldn't, and he started taunting me.

Eventually, I got away from the fucker with some friends and hid in the Sturbridge Elementary school. We entered a room and there were students. We had thought that school had been sold and was now office space. We saw some cops coming and the ran, I decided to wait it out and sneak off later, but that taunting cop found me.

He kept taunting me so I decided to beat him up. I threw him against a wall and beat him up pretty badly. I don't remember what happened after that.

I don't remember any dreams from last night.

Dammit, the dream I had eluded me again

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

Sarah Mac moving to my Grandfather's house

I was driving by with my family when I noticed Sarah Mac and Brian Bunting. Brian was helping Sarah move into the house that my grandfather used to live in, I guess Brian lived next door. I slid in on my belly and said hi to then and then went in to look at some things. I commented that the garage hadn't been that clean since I had helped build it.

Brian asked if there was a room above the garage and I said kinda, it was just some plywood on the floor and the beams were way too far apart for it to be safe. I needed to get going, but Sarah wanted a picture. I made an awkward pose, but she wanted a picture of us together. I got next to her, but she thought it'd be funny if we were kissing so she planted a big kiss on my mouth. I went with it and she took the picture.

Turns out her hand was in the way so she kissed me again and took another picture. We said we'd each put that as out Facebook profile.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

Jordan Flying

I was setting up some sort of a course, again in my grandfather's back yard for swimming. Jordan was there, but he was a golden retriever. He took off after an animal and we yelled for him to come back, a stiff wind kept him back and he opened his wings and started to fly, but ended up landing on the roof. We were both amazed that our dog was able to fly and wondered how he would get off of the roof.

Got drunk last night, don't remember any dreams.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good

Safari

I was on some sort of safari that had gone bad. We were now trapped in our car and there were animals all around us, trying to get in. I think they were dinosaurs or aliens. I was with a woman, who was in the back seat. I guess we had lost our guns because all I had with me was a camera. One of them smashed through the window and grabbed the girl. I beat it with the camera, but eventually just slid out of the car. It then came through the car and tried to get me through the window.

I braced the glass, but it broke anyway. I kicked at the creature, but it grabbed my foot. It eventually grabbed me, but it had turned into a woman, I think it was Sharon. She was cute, but looked nuts and had ahold of me. I figured I could get her to let go by surprising her, so I grabbed her breasts and pinched her nipples. Turned out she like that and moaned and kissed me.

She dragged me into the car and started making out with me.

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Poor

Cruise

Some friends and I were on a Cruise and we were looking over our cabin while a beautiful woman told us about our package. I asked if there were massages and she said yes, but only one at a time. I wasn't quite sure what she meant by that. I kept looking around, it seemed almost too good to be true, which made me wonder if I was dreaming. I told the hostess that I wasn't sure if I was dreaming or not, hoping that she would tell me that I wasn't.

Her silence made me realize that I was in fact dreaming and I looked around, poking my head through doors looking for some people do have some fun with. I eventually found a group of girls that I went to high school with. Mary Cimmino was one of them so I got on top of her and she started to pleasure me. I looked around the room and noticed a range of things, including Jonas Brothers concert tickets.

I'm not sure if I woke up or the dream ended, I nearly forgot this dream. I don't know why my lucids have been so sexually based recently

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Climbing to Walmart

I had found an insanely hard run and was doing it for the first time. I got to a part of the hill where I literally had to crawl it was so steep. Eventually, it got so hard that I slid over to the guard-rail and started climbing it like a ladder. I slipped and fell back down for a while before grabbing something and trying to figure out how I had done the run before.

Someone showed me a map and told me that there was another, easier way there. I went with her, turns out it was Abra. We talked for a while about random things before arriving at a Best Buy for something. She got a cart, and I wasn't sure why, but she said she had a lot of shopping to do while I went on a computer and watched the South Park battle between that guy with no life and the kids.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

At Home with Amanda

I was in my house and Amanda was laying in my bed. She said that she couldn't wait for her birthday so that we could have sex again. It only hit me a few seconds later that we could have sex just then. So I climbed into bed with her and started fooling around.

I remember having a weird complicated dream, but not what it was.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Captured

I was in some sort of weird museum, but the museum was a cover for something sinister. My brother got abducted, I got away, but somehow ended up getting caught. They kept me in someone's attic. I got my hands free and looked around. The idiots had left a nail gun.

I grabbed the gun and when they came up to check on me, I slaughtered them. I got out and seems that Sam was captured too. She and I texted back and forth and eventually I found her after she said some very dirty things to me. She then helped me find my brother, I first checked the high school, but he wasn't there.

The guys who had captured him called me and told me to bring money to a cave at the top of the hill. I went into a convenience store and asked for bullets for my gun, but he didn't have any. He told me that AA batteries would work better though, and pack much more of a punch.

I took them and we went to the mountain, Sam rode on my back, occasionally grabbing me in a dirty way, not that I minded. Some natives showed up and pummeled us with bows and arrows. I had a sword and deflected them. I think I shot one of them with the batteries and it made such a boom that they all scattered.

We got to the top of the hill and there was a gun fight. I only had three shots with my battery gun, so I took out the leaders, hoping that seeing them explode from the power of my weapon would cause the others to retreat. I don't remember if it worked or not, but one of them eventually got a shot at me.