Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

I don't remember anything from last night.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Blind and Tired

I kept having dreams chained together where my left eye was sealed shut for some reason, there was some crusty stuff on it. I walked around, my vision in the other eye was blurry and my depth perception was way off. I was also dreadfully tired, I kept falling down and nearly passing out. I had a few false awakenings where I realized that that should have all been a dream sign.

So during on of my false awakenings I looked around after feeling really tired again. I dragged myself out of bed and pulled my comforter with me, it was wrapped around my leg. I looked for something to clue me in that I was dreaming and not just tired.

I grabbed the window to my door and leaned on it to look outside, but the window fell off of the door. I figured it was plausible, as I had been leaning on it and fell with it. I got up and looked at some drawings on my wall.

They were from a colouring book, and some of them weren't even filled in. I wondered why I would put those up on my wall so I became lucid and flew into the kitchen. I jumped around my kitchen for a while and after a few attempts to go through the ceiling I decided to just fly out the window, where I had seen someone playing soccer.

The window was boarded up, but that no was problem, I kicked off of the far wall and flew straight through it. Turns out the girl playing soccer was my cousin Amanda. I flew over to her to play too, but she teleported behind me with the ball.

I was confused and looked around and watched her teleport a few more times. That would annoy me while playing soccer so I looked around. I noticed Shannon Beaston standing there so I flew over to her. I nearly flew past her, so I grabbed her shirt and pulled her to me.

We started dancing and for some reason Madonna's Borderline started playing so we danced to that for a while. I then woke up, tried to chain the dream, but I couldn't this time.

Don't remember anything from last night.

All I remember is fooling around with a small asian girl.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

Flying around a School

Some friends and I were going on a trip. I'm not sure why, but we had attached some sort of bed with wheels to the back of the car because we wouldn't all fit and we were planning to drag it behind us. I was going to be riding on the bed and pushed all of the weight to the front to keep the rear end from dragging, but once I got on the balance was thrown off. I suggested that my friend tie it down better while I go picked up three girls and convinced them to come with us.

I went up to one of them and we started fooling around in her folding chair, which was less than comfortable. I felt her up and she did the same, but the damn chair was annoying us, and our friends were all still there so I picked her up and, still making out, brought her into the bathroom to have sex with her up against the wall. We started to have sex when I wondered if I might be dreaming. I looked around and it was the bathroom in the house that I had grew up in. I looked at the girl, I don't remember seeing her face, but she was very short and had black hair that was a little longer than shoulder length. (It wasn't Mes )

I knew that it was a dream, but liked what I was doing, so I kept having sex with her. The dream would occasionally started to fade, but I kept bringing it back into focus. We finished with a powerful orgasm, I kept it going for a good thirty seconds, maybe even a minute before I looked out the window.

I flew through the glass, I might have broken it, I'm not sure, and up a large hill. I couldn't make it all the way up so I stopped halfway up. There were some kids up ahead so I flew up to them, they looked like thugs and I challenged them to a fight. Four or five of them attacked me, but I was two steps ahead of them the whole time. A few times I dilated time so that I'd have enough time to block all of the shots at once.

While my back was turned on two of them, I used the Force to see what they were doing and as they were getting ready to attack me again I grabbed them without looking and kicked them.

A short, fat kid ran away, down the hill so I flew after him. I picked up as much speed as I could, gliding, not flying. Eventually I grabbed him and picked him up. I brought him up in the air and continued to gain speed as I glided down the hill. I took a nose dive and slammed him into the ground.

I then walked around a large brick building, which turned out later to be a school. I noticed a door open, there was a sign on it, but I forget what it said. I knew it was going to be cool so I went inside. It was a school with a really surreal, Escher-like architecture. I flew around the inside and could hear a gym class going on, but I couldn't find it.

The fat kid entered the school too right below me. I told him t beat it and he turned away to leave. I told him the door was locked and to torture him, I telekinetically locked the door. I climbed up some stairs into a dirty bathroom. I floated up into the air and tried to dive into the toilet for an adventure, but I wouldn't fit. I tried again with another toilet and the same happened. I looked around the Saw-like bathroom and eventually woke up.

I don't remember much from last night.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Kait Back at Work I tackled her and decided to do something gross. I leaned in and bit her cheek as hard as I could, trying to take a piece off like in a horror movie. Ii don’t think it came off, but she sure screamed bloody murder.

I tried to bite her again, and maybe a third time, but nothing came off of her. I then wrapped my legs around her and started to grapple her, then I had a false awakening.

LOL thats funny, you tried to kill her.

Yeah, I do strange things in my dreams

I don't remember any dreams from last night.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Sex with Valerie

Valerie and I were hanging out in my mother's bed of our old house We were making out a little bit and she started feeling me up and I reciprocated. She slowly stripped each other and were about to have sex when I woke up.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Fighting Mes Tarrant

I was in some sort of fighting club. There was a ring and four teams of three. For some reason my team members pussied out and I would have to take all of their fights. I didn't mind, I had scoped out the competition and I didn't think any of them had anything more than a black belt and I would be able to walk all over them. We wore no headgear, but had MMA style gloves on, only softer.

I was the first fight and was shocked to find it that it was against Mes Tarrant. I got in the ring with her and could tell by her stance that she didn't really know what she was doing. She looked kinda cute, I gotta admit. She wore a right white shirt and short black shorts. I put my fist out to bump fists with her out of respect, but she sucker punched me in the jaw.

I stepped back and took a defensive stance, I didn't want to hurt my DV crush She threw a couple of punches and kicks at me, she actually had pretty good form despite her poor stance, she had obviously had some training. I blocked them all fairly easily, but realized that I couldn't win a fight by just blocking her.

I stepped into her and wrapped my arms around her, picking her up and pulling her to the ground. I figured I could put her into a submission hold and beat her without hurting her. To my surprise, she was quite a skilled grappler and managed to get her legs around me. I broke free from her guard and mounted her from the side, but I still couldn't get on her back. I think I tried putting her into a nelson lock, I think I got most of the way there before waking up.

Sorry Mes... I know you were hoping that I felt you up while we were grappling, but I didn't

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium

Bath with Valerie

I was in a bathtub and Valerie was with me. We were screwing around and playing with each other's bodies. At once point we kissed upside down and it felt weird. That's all I remember.

I only remember fragments from last night, sick again.

Only fragments. I remember I met Mes Tarrant and asked her on a date, nothing else. I don't even remember if she said yes... she better have

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Hmm... I remember hanging out with a bunch of elephants, but not much else.

That made me chuckle.
Happy dreaming.

-Reality.

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium

Paper Football

I guy from work asked me to play paper football with him and I reluctantly agreed. I went to get something as he kicked off and I came back it was exactly on the centre line. I asked him if he had kicked it out and he said it was just how it landed.

I pushed it off of the table the first try and kicked it back to him, putting it right near the edge. He tried to figure out the best way to hit it and it turned into a little wooden toy car.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

Flying In a Winter Wonderland

I was entering a bar with my brother to meet Sharon. She was already there talking to the owner and some other people, they all said hello to me. I greeted them back even though I had no idea who they all were. My brother ordered two burgers while I racked up a pool table. After a while, I realized that I had forgotten to order and that I wouldn't eat in this dream.

I was very mildly lucid at this time. I still went looking for the chef, but then decided not to spend my time on such things. I tried to fly out the window, but smacked my head off of it. I guess I was still very low levels of lucidity. I looked around for something to confirm that I was dreaming, but everything seemed right until I realized that I was in the old house again.

This time I flew out the window just fine, passing right through the glass. It warped and twisted as I went through it. When I got outside I flew straight up and looked around. It was winter, and about six inches of snow covered everything. Something pulled me backwards, but I controlled my flight into the neighbour's yard, passing over some snow banks that the plow had created. I remembered sledding on them when I had been little. I land in the yard, but fly up to the front door. It's locked, but I will it open and walk in. Jeremy is on the couch, watching television, he points to the kitchen.

The family is in there and I walk up to Rachael, expecting sex, but I'm flaccid and she refuses. I try a few more times, but then decided that I'm not in the mood for sex. I fly out their main window, again it warps and twists as I pass through it and fly across the yard. I'm naked and somewhat cold, but it passes. A few times I land, but I blur my vision a little to help me stay up.

I fly up the street, looking at the snow, it's nice. I fly up and down for a while, then see the lights in the Reining house are on. I fly towards it, grab a pine branch and swing on it like Tarzan, expecting to break down the door, but the branch snaps and I land hard in front of it. I go through it, I'm not sure if I opened it or just walked through and look around.

There are chocolate chip cookies and chocolate chip muffins on the counter, I grab the muffins, wondering what food tastes like in a dream. I've only ever eaten non-food items, for a task. Which made me try and remember the task. (Too bad I didn't eat the hamburger from the earlier part of the dream ) I can't remember the tasks except for to explode, but I knew that I couldn't do that.

Kristen and her brother are in bed in rooms at the end of the hallway. They're both awake and looking at me, although Kristen has a green Wicked Witch of the West-style mask on. I walk towards them, and wake up.

I remember nothing from the 25th.

Last night I was sick, so I remember nothing.

Still sick, remember being naked, nothing else.

I'm still sick, don't remember anything.

This is the last night that I don't remember anything. I'll make sure of that.

Glad I read some of this... especially the early lucids. Really helped me work out where I am.

Thanks for sharing!

Thanks, hopefully I can get back to some of those lucids