Thread: lseadragon's Dream Journal

Now playing Porcupine Tree. If you like trance, space rock, that sort of stuff, and you don't have The Sky Moves Sideways (phase one), get it now.

#1 - Where's my music?!
I was sitting in bed, flipping through songs on my ipod, when suddenly I realised all my songs weren't there. They'd been replaced by bands I'd heard of but never listened to, like Neutral Milk Hotel. My suspicion was aroused by this, and I realised I was dreaming. I flipped out of bed, and summoned a door in the wall, when the dream collapses.
But it kept going non-lucid. I was at school again with my ipod, and freaking out over the wrong music.
Then I was with a couple of other people, taking a drug called "zara". It didn't seem to do anything, but I was worried I'd taken the wrong dose or something.

#2 - w00t.
Goals Completed - Summon Eraxis again.
Peel off my skin.
Advanced Lucid Task.

Quick Note: If you didn't notice at the start of the dream journal what I wrote, Eraxis is a white flying snakelike creature.

I started in the bathroom. The window looked weird - like a mirror, so I looked at it and did a reality check. The check was fine, so I thought little of it. Then, suddenly - false awakening! I realised I was dreaming here somehow, and suddenly I was at the shopping center. I tried to summon Eraxis for a little while to no avail, so I tried to think of other things to do.

I remembered the Advanced Task, so i went looking for a cat. I couldn't find one. But someone pointed out there was a mouse in the corner I could talk to. I had to be quiet though, as he was a creature of the shadows. I ducked under a table, and found the mouse. It was pretty much just a dark unfilled outline, though still undoubtedly a mouse. I asked it what it thought of me. It replied "I don't care about your forum posts!" Then I had to poke it in the back for some reason. It turned into this weird thing, which was then in a portable game on the floor. I played it for a minute - it wasn't bad - then went back to the shopping center.

I tried a different method to summon Eraxis. I did the normal "find the thing behind you" trick, but I added a voice in my head saying "I'm right behind you." I turned around and Eraxis barreled into me, knocking me over. That's the second time that's happened with summoning. My recall flickers at this point, and all I can remember is watching someone who said he was going to set these guys on fire, but it was a really slow-burning flame, so they could get away easily. One guy still got his hair on fire by sticking it in the fire...

Next thing I remember, I was at a party, looking through drawers trying to summon Eraxis again. I then remembered one of my other goals was to peel my skin off and see what was underneath. I pretended I had a knife in my hand and made some incisions in my arm, then peeled the skin. Underneath was this blue-grey mush with a bit of red in it. Disgusting.

Then there was a confusing bit where Eraxis turned into a seagull which I turned into a sheet of paper and lost, and had to load this planet in a russian spacecraft to get back. It wasn't as interesting as it sounds.

Then I was on this platform. I shouted that I was going to fly into a different reality, and then flew straight upwards fast. I was then in some never-ending cloud, and a box came up in my vision asking if I would like to save and quit the dream. I declined. I then flew back down, because the dream wasn't going to last long in incoherent cloud. When I got back to the ground (there was a black fold-up chair I recognised) Eraxis suddenly appeared once more. I asked if he was okay from being turned into paper and torn up. Eraxis replied yes, but I owed him five dollars, and could I fly over to America to see if the chips tasted any different? I then got into a bit of a debate on which was more valuable, dream money or real money, which ended when I woke up.

#2 - Skiing
I was on a chairlift skiing yet again (I've got to learn to recognise this dreamsign). The chairlift was very fast, and I almost fell off. I don't remember what happened when I got to the top.

#1 - Incoherent Notes
Dragons
Dwarves
RPG
Metal Detector

I don't know what these mean, except for Metal Detector. I had a red metal detector, and was looking for something with it.

Nothing at all...probably due to a slight lack of sleep, and a slight unlack of stress.

Expect normal programming to resume tomorrow.

#1 - The Swamp
I was in a car, and we were driving through a swamp. The road was covered in water, and I was worried we wouldn't get through it. Then I encountered red sand, which had a really low density, so we might fall through unless we knew where to step. So I got a pool cue to check.

#2 - Chocolate
I remember not much of this. We went into the future to get some stuff from vending machines. It was all a lot more expensive. Then when we got back I went into this room where you could win chocolate on this machine. I won some, and was munching on it for most of the remaining dream.

#3 - Beach Tunnel
I remember nothing of this, but there was a tunnel leading to a beach.

#4 - Lucid Fragment
I was lucid, and jumping up a tree.

I'm working on dream recall now.

#1 - WBTB down the street.
I had a FA where I thought it was 5:30, and so I got out of bed for WBTB, but then I started walking down the street listening to Moby on my ipod. I was going to a hotel to go back to sleep, but I encountered someone playing piano who asked me what I was doing. I tried to explain I was going to a hotel to go back to sleep, but the person made me nervous, so I just went back home for sleep.

#2 - Coins
I was in a park, and I noticed a coin on th ground. As I picked it up, I noticed another. They were everywhere! I thought maybe I should do a reality check, but I got distracted by the coins. Damn you, coins! (I think finding money may be a bit of a dreamsign. I've noticed it happening in dreams a bit.) After I had picked up quite a few coins I went over to these girls who were standing nearby and offered to buy something (don't remember what).

#3 - Trains and Panning
I was with some other people driving across a field in a truck towards a mountain. One of them said to watch the jump ahead. There was a hill ahead, and as we hit it the whole truck shuddered.
We got out and walked up the mountain a little. There was a rail launch thing on the mountain. They explained to me it was used for launching aircraft.

Then we went into a hole in the mountain. Inside were all these kids panning for gold in trays of Kool-Aid. At this point, things got a bit incoherent. There were some Simpsons characters in it.

# - Fragments
I was validating a train ticket.
I was in this hall, fighting other people with guns.

Now listening to Urban Trapeze. Yes, you've never heard of them. They're a Spanish progressive band. They're good.

#1 - Stone of Teleportation
I had to infiltrate this bad guy's fortress, find this certain special stone, and blow the fortress up. I arrived at the fortress, where there was several people sitting at a bridge of rocks. One of them said that the " " (I don't exactly remember what he said, but it was an important title of some sort) would be wearing a black shirt. Then he corrected himself, and said a white shirt. I looked down, and I was wearing a white shirt. I walked leasuirely across the stones to gasps of amazement (It wasn't at all hard...) and entered the fortress. There were henchmen around, but I'm not sure what they did. Anyway, I got the stone at some point (It was black with a little white mark on it) and entered the villian's house. He chased me around a bit, and then I got in this room, slammed the door and leaned against it. He kept bashing on the door and talking to me. How it happened I'm not sure, but I figured out the stone was for teleporting, not for blowing things up. So I set a bomb to blow up the fortress. The villain pleaded that I send the stone back by courier so he could teleport away too. So I did after I teleported away to this resturaunt, where someone ordered a hot bean dish.

There was more in it, but that's all I can remember.

#2 - Late
I was really late for my acting class. Then I got lost at this building site, which made me even later. But someone came pushing an invisible Russian car, though they would have to move away whenever someone else passed. I was very upset.
Also somewhere in this dream, I was taken on an elevator-rail thing into this silver shed, where I had to watch war videos.

#3 - Playground
I was messing around in a playground. But it wasn't a particularly interesting playground, so I walked off in search of another one.

#4 - Barbeque = Lucidity?
I was at a sausage sizzle at school. As I was eating a hot-dog, I was aware that I was dreaming. I threw my second hot-dog away, and walked off, where I found some pigeons walking around. I grabbed one of the pigeons and tried to shift into it, but the dream suddenly faded. I could feel it coming though, so if I had spun I could have kept it, which is an improvement.

#1 - At the Station
I was walking away from a train station. I noticed a couple of people with folders of Pokemon cards. I tried to look at what they had, but they hunched over them. After they walked away, I looked around, appreciating the scenery, and decided to do a random reality check. I was genuinely suprised when it worked - it had felt very real. I summoned a transmogrifying potion to try and turn myself into a dragon. It sort of worked, but not for very long. If anyone has any suggestions on how to hold a form for longer, I would like to hear them. At this point, I don't remember what happens for a while. I was flying above the train station at one point, and talking to miniture Simpsons characters at another point. This is my fault for not writing it down. Next coherent thing, I was talking to someone on the train, saying it was a dream, and walking on the roof to prove it.

#1 - Tarkus
I was watching someone play a game similiar to Super Mario 64. As I was watching, they unlocked the Tarkus level. I was excited at this, and demanded they play that level now. They said that they didn't want to bother, as it would take like 20 minutes. I asked if the song would play throughout the level (There's a song called Tarkus, and it's about 20 minutes long. Worth a listen if you like progressive rock) but it wouldn't. A worse song would be playing instead.

But if I didn't want to complete it, I volunteered to instead. I started the level, and the music wasn't bad. It gave a desolate feel to the whole thing. The level was just this yellow platform which you had to go along as it twisted in strange ways.

#2 - Simpsons
Right, this was strange. A 3rd person dream. It was like a Simpsons episode in some ways, but I can't remember much of what happened. What stands out was the visuals. They were all dirty and grainy, like a painting, with flecks of dark color everywhere.

I had a strange hypnagopic experience when going to sleep. I was in hallucinations, and there was a very loud flying saucer noise repeating, which faded into a gong which woke me up.

My notes are rather hard to read. So rather than dreams, just scenes.

Scene 1 - There were these plants I had to water. If I didn't water them, they would turn pink, and die. I left them for a while, and they had gone pretty pink, but I watered them and they went green again.
I noticed a fishtank on a lower shelf, with a lot of dirt in it.

Finished later.

#1 - Power Socks!
I was getting out of a car, and we had these socks. You could choose for them to either give you +2/+2 or +0/+4, but whenever you put them on, you lost 2 life. I was going to choose one of each, so it would be a 2/6, as that would be best for defending. While those sentences make no sense, they did in the dream, and do in a certain game I play. So I walked away with a couple of people, but a little way away from the car, I realised that I'd forgotten the socks. So I went back to the car, where I controlled someone telepathically and with a mouse wheel to get my socks from the car. It took a while like this, but eventually I got them. When I did, I was suddenly on a bus, and somebody was talking to me about how he knew that it was me controlling the girl, due to facial expressions.

#2 - Futurama Party
I was watching a video of television show endings. On it right then was a Star Trek ending, where the captain was singing at this alien. Someone came in and said that show wasn't going to last long like that, upon which somebody told him it was Star Trek. Then the ending finished, and we went to Futurama endings. The menu was like this really tall building, with the different episodes on different floors.

Then it cut so there really were the futurama characters. Someone in a cloak with the head of a rabbit came in, and Zoidberg was sent out to get a wooden bike. Then the person in the costume ripped open the costume, and stepped out of it.

At this point, I was suddenly transported to this hall where a party was going to happen, and I was back in first person. There was nobody in the hall except for these three people banging cans and something in the corner. I thought the can banging sounded okay, actually.

Then two separate groups of people from Futurama and other people arrived, but they weren't happy to see each other. It was just very bad luck they were both going to the same party. I tried to tell everybody that, and they accepted it, but they were still angry. Then the girl who had been in the costume with the rabbit head said her friend Sarah had a crush on me. I wasn't really sure how to respond to that.

#3 - Christmas computer
It was christmas, and I was at a ski lodge that I go to (though not at christmas - it'd be summer!). There was a fire in the middle of the floor, and I went to get some marshmallows. I went downstairs, and turned on the computer. Somehow by turning on the computer I got into this race, and I was going along. There were all these jumps and things. Then there was a pipe in the ground that somehow had to do with Dream Theater. I jumped into it, and started singing Dream Theater songs. But the pipe went on for too long, and I was stuck, so somebody had pressed Ctrl+Alt+Del, and I was back at the screen, but I was still in the race, and had to continue. So I clicked my account, knowing how to get out of the pipe now.

#1 - Yeah, wtf.
I was for some reason both Christ and the Antichrist at the same time. (I'm an agnostic, by the way.) I was in this church, and as I lay on the floor the song Blind Faith started playing. I was rather suprised when it got to the lyrics - I wasn't sure if it was actually the song at the start. Then there was this guy who looked like the general representation of Jesus in films and stuff, and he held up two crosses, of which one was misshapen. Then I was outside, and had to go down to the beach to stop this fight between good and evil. I found a bus that was full of plants, and got in with some little kids. Then I was down at the beach, and someone was blocking my way. I tapped him on the shoulder, and told him that I was both Christ and the Antichrist, though I didn't want to be, and I had to stop this fight, so could he move please? And then I was down at the shore, and someone's goggles were floating away, and I tried to get them, but they floated out of reach.

Then I was at the fight between these two figures. I don't know what the good side looked like, but the evil one was really sorta steampunky. So I sorta sucked up the good one, so the fight would stop. The evil guy said something along the lines of that he was victorious, so I sucked him up too.

#1 - Windy
I was walking home in the dark. A bus passed me, talking about the price of gold, and how it was going to go up. I considered whether I should invest in a speculative share for a gold mining company. It was very windy, apparently, as I saw a yellow car rolling over. When I got home, the back fence was all smashed.

#2 - Into the Scene
I was playing a computer game. Suddenly, I realised I was actually in the game! Very good graphics, I thought. I can't even see my chair! It was this coastal place, and I was on a bridge over water. Then someone spoke to me, and I went out of the game. I went into the kitchen to find something to eat, and found some frosted flakes.

#3 - Opal/Brown Dragon
I don't remember exactly how this dream started. First thing I remember well is that I was this brown dragon, and I was going to dive for pearls in this indoor lake. But there was this opal dragon who was a better diver than me, and he was going to take all the pearls. So he mocked me, saying that I couldn't move fast enough. But I found something - I could fly, and the opal dragon couldn't. But I had to press certain buttons on this controller which sort of overlapped the scene to fly. Still. I flew around the room a bit, and went to fly outside. After a bit outside, the dream shifted as they do, and this other girl was the dragon now. There were also all these people in the space outside, jumping and skipping and walking around. I tried to find the girl, but it wasn't easy in the crowd.

#4 - In this Experimental Film
I was at this movie theater. We were sitting in chairs, as the movie had finished, and the walls were really tall. Some people wanted to get something to eat, but we would have to go all the way back up for that. A girl who I think was the same person in the rabbit head costume from Dream #2 on the 22nd said something to me.

Then we were all outside, and everyone was running through this pelting rain to get to the bus. But I simply walked under the shelter next to the theater.

#1 - mcdonalds
I was in a Mcdonalds drive-thru line, and there were all these little kids behind me. I was worried about something, and I ordered this fancy food.

#2 - The Castle
There was a castle high up on a hill. My notes here say "Open Window" and "Forgiveness", but I don't know what they mean. There were two evil snakes, one north, one south. After some stuff there was another view of the castle in a sunset.

Suddenly the dream cuts to a hotel. Some mice tell me to go to room 42, which I do, and go inside. It's a spaceship done up in white. There's a snake on the floor to guard it, but it can't move, and I remark about what a stupid defense that is.

#1 - Fishtank
I was feeding my fish big bits of foam. I was wondering if it could eat them. Then I got angry, saying I had never wanted a fish. I had wanted a lizard. (Actually true.)

#2 - Snake Religion
There were two snakes who were trying to start their own religion. They would go door to door, but people would get scared and run away.

#3 - Octavarium Genetics
Right, I can't remember the details at all, but combining the albums Systematic Chaos and Octavarium would produce some sort of genetic trick which you could use to manipulate genes in something which I can't remember.

These are fragments from two nights.

#1 - The Singing Tree War Games
I was fighting several other people in an arcade with grenades. The whole scene suddenly turned 2D, but I was still fighting.

Then I went to buy this tree which played trance music. But it cost $34,000, and when I bought it I had no idea why I did. I would have preferred a lizard instead. So I tried to return it.

Then somebody tried to send me back into fighting but I said I wouldn't go without a helmet.

## - Vaguely Disturbed Fragments
I was riding along in a police car we had got, when anothe police car pulled us over and arrested us for driving in a lane. We were all very angry at the unfairness of this, but there wasn't much we could do.

There was a waterfall which I flew through to get to this place where someone had done the difficult task of positioning a wheelbarrow just right.

I think there was a movie.

#1 - Goosebumps
I was going along with this witch on a mission to stop this undead creature. We came to this crypt, where there were two kids who had told us about the creature. The kids seemed to be sorta possessed, and they kept doing things which were detrimental to the whole thing, but we put up with it. The kids ran into the crypt, which was narrow, but they weren't touching the walls. As we pulled them out, I somehow figured out that touching the walls would make you undead. But someone corrected me, saying that it would just make you dead. The undead would come later.

Anyway, as the witch went in to destroy the undead creature, me and this other person who was there were holding the two kids back so they wouldn't mess everything up. I was showing them these two spinners. One when spinning had black and yellow stripes, and represented death. The other represented life.

After the undead creature was vanquished, I got magic powers for some reason. These magic powers came with yellow feathers on my shoes. A big crowd came, but we wanted to slip away unnoticed, so the other guy there used his power of distraction, and was lifting up this kitchen bench. We walked away.

Then we were discussing where to go next. The witch suggested these Goosebumps stories, but I thought that none of them were scary enough, or even much good. I wanted to go in a cave, and there was an option for this cave full of these slug things, but that wasn't what I was looking for.

#2 - Unicorn Horn
I don't actually remember any of what happened, but I do remember that I made a poem about a unicorn horn in a dream, and it compared it to bread.

#3 - Shuttle
There was this guy watching a space shuttle, but people on board were going to his house on the moon, and he didn't want this. Happily, the spaceship fell over, and he went to get on the next one. But the next one left two seconds ago when it appeared. So he got on the third one.

# - Fragments
I was crossing a fairly complex intersection, and thinking about something.
I was reading a journal with animations in it.

I couldn't get to sleep until 3AM. My mind was still racing for some reason.

#1 - The Race
I had made a short movie about how to lucid dream, and it was highly acclaimed in all the newspapers. So I was going to be in this race. When I was, I was fired high up in the air, and drifted to where the race was as I was falling. When I hit the ground, it turned out I had just come first.

#2 - Bumper Cars
It was the last day of school, and we were in a warehouse. There was a line of bumper cars, so everybody got in one and started driving round a track. I wasn't doing amazingly, but not too bad either. Then the teacher asked if there was anything else we'd like to do. I said we should fill the warehouse with clear gel, and so the teacher went to get a vat of clear gel.

#1 - Robin Hood
I was Robin Hood, and I was sharing out cans of food. But I was being greedy and taking more for myself.

#2 - Odd Dog
I was walking home in the rain, and I heard a cat miaowing. I looked around for it, and saw it under the cover of some trees on a path below me. It ran up to where I was, where I found it was actually a big dog, though it still miaowed.

I need to get to sleep earlier. It's killing my recall. I had at least 4 dreams but I can only remember a small part of one.

#1 - Where you are in time
We were fighting against this enemy dressed in odd shirts. Then we had to go through this portal which would take us a year into the future. I found that if you hit the people in odd shirts with certain coloured baseball bats they would go down easily.

I disenchant your Power Socks! Lol.

You have some interesting dreams, but this one has got to be my favorite.

Originally Posted by lseadragon

#2 - Snake Religion
There were two snakes who were trying to start their own religion. They would go door to door, but people would get scared and run away.

I'd be more inclined to listen to a snake than some of those other nutjobs who've come to my door.

I mana leak your disenchant!

July 4

#1 - Lucid Fallout
Most of this dream I can't remember, but at the end I had seen something rather disturbing (don't remember what) and I was hoping it was just a dream. So I did a couple of reality checks, and it brought me to lucidity. But the dream was unstable, and quickly collapsed.

#2 - DC Trickery
But following on from the previous dream was this one. I was in a garden, and so I tried shifting into a dragon, as I do. A DC came up to me and suggested that I should try shifting the enviroment into one more compatible for shifting into a dragon. That sounded like a good idea, and I went into a corner, and muttered descriptions of the scene (which may be actually quite a good method - more research is required). I finished, and the scene had changed, but the DC and I were both suddenly dressed in grub outfits. The DC said "You have to start small."

#3 - Camp
I was at camp, and we were going down into this house which stretched far underground. But first I had to put my scooter away. I hid it under a bush, and ran to catch up.

#4 - The Rat Conspiracy
I was in a team, and we were investigating these ratlike guys. I don't remember what happened in most of the dream, but the crucial clue was that they had McDonalds but didn't have lattes. So they were actually all biblical, and they held this raffle dressed in togas. One of our guys won a prize.


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July 5

#1 - Some Reward
I got on a bus that was meant to be for disabled people to go to a football match. On the bus, I was listening to this girl who was claiming that you could find the entire world reflected in certain electronica beats. This she demonstrated by beatboxing them. I was thinking "Right..." when the bus came to the football stop. But it didn't stop! The driver was evil! He sped past all the stops and took us into this building owned by Mr. Burns. On the roof, people were constructing heaps of girders. Mr. Burns's plan was to crush us all into chocolate, with the help of the Jolly Rancher people. We were out of the bus, and the girders came down. We were trapped in a girder maze. I raced around, looking for a way out, and found a hole in one of the walls. We all went through, but then we were in a lobby, and the glass doors were locked. I told everyone to look for something to smash the glass, then found a drinking fountain. I picked it up, then suddenly there was someone outside the doors berating me for getting into this whole mess. Since he didn't seem to be opening the door, I threw the fountain anyway, and the doors opened (but didn't smash).

#2 - Jurassic Shift
It was like a game screen. There were four monsters you could choose from, and three of them had the special attack Jurassic Shift, which in the dream's words "would summon soldiers from humanity from underground". They would attack the enemy, while you distracted the crowds. One of the monsters, which was the one demonstrating the attack, was like a huge cat, and the one which didn't have the attack was rather like a triceratops.

#3 - The Elite
Again, like a screen. It was a strategy guide on how to beat the Elite Four from the pokemon games (though there seemed to be about sixteen) and what items you should use when. It was all in purple and blue.

EDIT: Yay, 100th post!

#1 - Short Memory
Goals Completed: Be a dragon.
I was lucid for most of this, but unfortunately I also can't remember most of it. Fragments I do remember are

• Jumping out of a flying car.
• Being a red & orange dragon. This was quite strange, as it was sort of like I was looking in a mirror at myself as a dragon, but there was no mirror there. While that's a goal completed, I'm still going to try for that one.
• Flicking through the songs on my ipod, looking for Octavarium but only finding nonsense. I should have listened to some of the nonsense though...
• Being around a swimming pool, and this woman telling me for dream control you didn't think about things - you just did them.

After the lucidity faded at some point, Cartman from South Park came in and said he was going to remove Kyle's memory of the dream.

#2 - It's not racism, dammit!
I was at a skiing place, with a chairlift nearby, (DREAMSIGN) when this guy comes and says that in order to prevent racism, we were no longer allowed to celebrate holidays or birthdays, and we were going to be randomly assigned to other people. Everyone was extremely angry at this.

#3 - Flood
This was pretty disjointed. There was a flood, and it was making everyone go crazy. I was at school, and apparently it smelt of goats, which got worse when they turned the air conditioning on. I remember in the dream I had to walk up these stairs several times.

#1 - The Whale
I was fighting this whale underwater in a submarine sort of thing by firing missiles at it. But I had fired all my missiles and it still wasn't down. When I went up to the surface there was a confusing sequence and then I got more health and missiles. I went down again, and fired all the missiles quickly at the whale, defeating it. I think I was wearing a manta suit. Then when I came back to the surface again, I fired a couple of missiles in celebration, but one was an 100 million megaton missile which would blow up the world. So I quickly pressed "Q" and undid it.

#2 - On The Rocks
I was on a shore, and discussing with some people how someone wrote his name so big on the rocks so far out. But then everything went darker, and I couldn't see the name anymore.

#3 - The Cheese Tower
There was this black & white tower which had a path running up it which got thinner and thinner as you went up. This witch was running up it, and I had to get to the top before her. But even though I pushed her off, I didn't make it, and the witch got to the top where there was cheese growing out of the tower. The first person who ate the cheese would be granted good luck. But unfortunately for the witch, someone on the ground had really long arms, and had tasted the cheese before her. This person then turned the witch into a cinnamon roll.

#1 - Oooh, snap!
I was in bed, and somehow I knew I was dreaming. I remembered the basic lucid task for some reason. I have no idea what anybody here looks like, so it would be interesting. I walked down these stairs which were all misted up, calling for tekkendreams, who was the only member I could remember. At the bottom of the stairs, several people went past, and I found tekkendreams. He was wearing blue, and had this patchy black beard and black hair. He also had white dragon horns. I'm no good at describing faces however. I told him he was dreaming, and then the dream collapsed.

#2 - Affairs of the Crows
There was a crow couple. One was having an affair with a baron crow, and when the other crow found out he was really upset, but actually he had been watching them through a peephole in the wall.
Then the dream shifted a bit, and the crows were now in human form. One of them went past the side of the house into the backyard, trying not to attract attention, but they had to eventually, as they were holding a big oar vertically in the middle of the backyard. The other one came out, and the conversation went like this:
Crow 2: What are you doing?
Crow 1: Measuring the wind from the sunlight.
Crow 2: Well, the wind is blowing to the north-ea...
Crow 1: The SOLAR wind.
Crow 2: That's silly.

#3 - Gorilla Raid
There was this gorilla which was smashing through a building. I hid in an alcove, and I think it saw me but ignored me.