DS-4.16.2007-501.1 What an evening. the dream about murders, sopranos television mirror, stint in a Wal-Mart run prison, befriending Charles Manson, fording an Elephant.
501.1.1 It began in Eric's apartment, I probably don't have to mention it was very different than in real life, outside of his door were two long beige hallways in an L shape with his apartment in the crutch of the L. I would explore each a few times, bumping into some faces my brain conjured from High school. At the end of one was a restroom, which comes up later. As with a large portion of this dream I am sculling with my hands and speedily skimming the ground roughly a foot above it, I can get higher, several feet even, with a running jump but I lack the power to stay airborne.
Everything is progressing smoothly for no less than 10 minutes, then I go back to the apt and he shows me and his two guests the Colt he apparently keeps loaded. I go into the Kitchen and go about getting some food with Leslie when I hear two gunshots destroy the silence. We both run out into the living room and find Eric holding the gun and trying to act as inconspicuous as someone who just killed two people and is standing over their bodies possibly can; so fairly conspicuous needless to say. I angrily ask what happened, and as he approaches me I yell for him to stay back, he says the guy wearing the blue shirt was trying to do something to his Baby. Mind you, none of this seems odd... him having an infant and all.
The guy in blue is laying dead on the floor with his arm stretched out towards the chair the child is on, brains blown all over the furniture-- and blood soaking into the floor. He must've been pissed he didn't put coasters everywhere. I realise as suddenly as I tell him to back off that I'd sealed my fate-- he isn't saying anything and is being very passive. After a few minutes he leaves the room, and Leslie points to the bed. It would appear he shot the man in white point blank in the head as he lay sleeping, it was about this time I decided I was NOT going to be going back to sleep anytime soon in this apartment, lest I wake up dead and missing a brain lobe. Soon my next line of thinking occurs, everyone no doubt heard the gun shots and here I am in a room with two very dead and very messy bodies strewn on the floor. I am going to jail, no doubt about it. If I tell them what happened it'll probably mean Eric will kill me, or will somehow screw me over.
The time passes, each minute implicates me more for not calling the police myself. Leslie doesn't seem to appreciate the problem, laughing when I slip on Blue mans brains. I leave the apartment and do something, when I come back Leslie is vacuuming and the bodies are gone-- he must've taken them somewhere. Leslie suggests I tell the police I was at the Gym swimming, however I can see the holes in this idea, people have seen me here less than an hour before so I was screwed, an accomplice. The baby is gone too, none of this strikes me as odd though.
501.1.2 This is where the largest incongruity really starts to appear in this dream sequence, I think this is most likely due to my waking up every forty minutes, either out of terror of going to jail or because of the roaring winds outside the apartment in real life. There is a fucking vent in the kitchen that goes “BANG” every time the wind blows, so given the thirty+ mph winds it did it all fucking night. I'd wake up in terror, wondering where Eric was with his gun and dead bodies-- eventually I'd convince myself it was a dream, only to fall back into restless sleep to repeat it over again. Anyway, Leslie comes into the living room and tells me the police are here questioning everyone, starting from the first floor.
I leave, and walk down the hallway to the restroom. I enter, and look at myself in the large wall mirror-- suddenly I am a balding, 42 year old Tony Soprano (The mob boss on HBO). The mirror begins playing a new episode, so real I could probably have touched them. All the main characters are shown having their funerals, apparently they were all shot within hours of each other. So now I don't have a mafia crew, and I guess I need work. I knock on one of the stalls, a intimidating Asian man emerges and offers hit man work. I accept, and he gives me my weapon... a razor blade, great. I leave the restroom, find my mark down the hall and summarily slit his throat. I start walking back, another generic mobster solicits me to kill the Asian man, again with a razor blade. I walk into the restroom with this purpose, but the guy has the stall locked-- this is enough to dissuade me. After waiting outside just a minute or two, I hear him open the stall and I walk in. He knows what I came to do, and I come clean, so I am spared his wrath.
He leaves me to my own devices, namely worrying about the cops catching me. This fear is realised only minutes later when the police come in. Somehow they aren't competent enough to ask the questions I would have had a hard time answering, I sit there belligerent like any good mob boss would while being interrogated in a restroom. Just when I thought I was off the hook, they pull out a DNA testing kit and rapidly connect me to both murders in the apt and likely the man I did just kill minutes prior, though I don't remember. Soon I find myself in a blue van headed to the jail, my freedoms rapidly disappearing. The van pulls into the police station, a black cop outside opens the door and tells me to get out in a voice negatively reassuring. I am not given any uniform, just pushed into the jail and shown my bunk.
Jail or prison is bad enough, but much to my chagrin my bunk was an aluminium store shelf, and the jail turned out to be a Wal-mart with armed guards pacing a catwalk around the perimetre. Unsurprisingly the place was filled with indignant Mexicans and African Americans, who very quickly reminded me to stay away from them. My pockets are still filled with usual stuff, my cellphone, Leatherman, weed... none of this was ever confiscated and I did in fact continue to smoke as inconspicuously as possible on my bunk. I walk past all the aisles filled with typical wal-mart crap, and the inmates wearing orange jumpsuits, who are all making obscene knife filled gestures-- except the whites who understood my predicament. I make my way to the pharmacy where I ask for a bag to put all my belongings into, she tells me to follow her and she'll get me one. As we walk I crack a joke about Jail being worse than I imagined-- what with it being a Wal-mart and all. She didn't seem to get the joke. I spent the better part of the hour between two and three A.M. milling around wal-mart, unable to leave for fear of being shot.
None of this does justice to the terrible night I had, waking up in time to see the clock hit one, two, three, four, and five; Scared shitless by the threat of life in wal-mart prison, or worried I was about to get shot in the face as I slept.
501.1.3 Somehow I escaped after having made friends with Charlie Manson-- in retrospect this probably wasn't my best decision. We make a fast egress from the station, running down residential alleys, or in my case once again gliding a foot above the pavement. Running is impossibly difficult in these dreams, my legs lock up and go slower whenever I need to go faster, wasting vast amounts of energy; flying is more fun anyway. Between three and four A.M. I find myself at a very nice house with Charlie and another more devious man who I guess “keeps the world of the Lord of the Rings in check...” Manson keeps insisting I kill this guy such that I start a “seven year war” that would ravage both worlds. I convince him to drop it, and we decide to go the movie theatre instead. We walk down the alleys, but make the mistake of going down the sidewalk on one street, then the cops came. We ran as fast as possible to cover, I insist on waiting till they leave because I left my beer (!) sitting on a fence in the front yard. Luckily they leave and I get it back. Charlie Manson and I enjoy ourselves walking around in this very strangely lit neighborhood. It was either dawn or dusk, the light lacked any real life to it, just a dull colourless dim light with no definable source.
50 1.1.4I must've woken up again, as a new chain of dreams start. I am such a pig I guess, as the next hour I repeatedly dream about going into the kitchen and gorging on several types of excellent boxed donuts, my favourite being some sort of deep fried tempura donuts... mmmmm. Another strange thing that I didn't find odd at the time was that these donuts were all packed in sand... yes, sand. The biggest disappointment was actually waking up and going into the kitchen to find it completely bare of donuts, and for that matter all other food.
501.1.5 The last dream before waking up for work was quite short, but unique. I was in my grandfathers backyard, which I guess relocated to India sometime earlier. There is a narrow river running through it, and my Elephant refuses to cross. As India-Indians stand around watching I reassure the elephant, in Hindi no less, that it was okay to cross the river. He grabs my outstretched hand with his trunk and smiles at me as he crosses. The Indians found this to be a very touching occurrence.
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