Thread: The Headcrab's DJ

24/6/07
I was chasing some guy on a rooftop, when suddenly I said "This guy is a (I dunno, I think it might be sillhouete)", and the runner became a sillhouete, suddenly I was in a prison cell with the runner, and I said "You are a sadist!" ironically, instead of being sadist and trying to attack me, he went masochist, (getting pleasure from getting hurt ) I said "You are GMan!" and he became GMan from the HL series.

Despite the fact that I had lucid abilities in that dream, I didn't actually know that it was a dream.

Edit: If enough people want me to, then I'll post the first part of the dream.

25/6/07 (GMT+10)
No recall.

26/06/07 (GMT +10)
I was in a swamp-lake thing with trees coming out of the water and people riding old-fashioned paddle-boats, in the center was what looked like a church, but when I entered, it turned out to be a store , I spotted what looked like orange-soda, so I decided to drink lots of it, just after I'm done, I hear the person handling the soda saying "You know, that stuff can take away all your hair in a single cup" I open up my inventory (too much Oblivion, it even looked almost the same as Oblivion's inventory menu) and notice that I drank 50 cups of the stuff, I check in a mirror and discover that I have a mullet, I go outside onto a green-fungus-or-something covered marble platform and discover some kind of staff, when I grabbed it, I suddenly got a sort of spell thing, I decided to try it out on someone, I reached my arm out, which caused an exact Oblivion spell-casting gesture, as the target teleported a few metres away from his position, then I decide to try it on one of the paddle-boats, it (and it's owner) went flying into a nearby tree.

27/6/07
Damnit, whenever I try to remember the dream that I had, something stops me.

I can't stop staring at your avatar pic. His mouth looks like... umm... well...
Does no one else see that?

Heh, I forgot about the forum for a few days.

28/6/07 (GMT +10)
No recall.

29/6/07 (GMT +10)
No recall.

28/6/07 (GMT +10)
Something is blocking me from remembering more then a tiny bit of info (as in, one word) in the dream. Wait, now I remember that one of my friends started talking about dismemberment and skin grafting in the dream.

Edit: Blame War_man_333 (a Facepunch forum member) for making the rawr mouth look weird.

Gone without DreamViews for 8 days!
1/7/07
No recall
2/7/07
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3/7/07
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4/7/07
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5/7/07
No recall
6/7/07
I was trying to climb up some blue mountain to win a race.
7/7/07
No recall
8/7/07
I was in an Oblivion style prison-cell with an archer and a warrior, there was a bed and the area around us was filled with soldiers, (people wearing daedric armor) our cell was covered in gold and a had a plainly obvious door (but not the main door) and staircase, (that had a path leading to said door ) we decided to escape, we opened the door and ran out, we found ourselves on a ledge overlooking a huge, grassy world, we found a staircase and ran down it, guess where we ended up, and we were just in time, too, the soldier's commander was just about to come into the cell, and he started questioning us, and then started complaining about how we don't look like his soldiers, he called in one of the soldiers and started ranting about the soldier's facial features, (he even mentioned the soldier's forehead, despite the fact that the soldier was wearing a helmet) the soldier left and the commander gave me me and my group a choice, to join the soldiers, or be executed, the archer and warrior chose execution, however, to their dismay, I chose joining the soldiers, suddenly, I realised something... IT WAS ALL A DREAM! I started jumping around the place shooting fireballs at the commander, when I suddenly jumped onto the bed and fell off, hitting the concrete floor, although the blow caused me to sharply open my eyes, I thankfully just had a false awakening in the cell, after a bit of walking, I somehow fell out of the cell, falling a height that would normally kill a human, but thankfully, I was thinking about the game Stranded 2, I wasn't hurt, I didn't even fall down once I hit the ground, I just stood there on a platform overlooking a bridge covered in torches, (this was all in night) I discovered a lever and pulled it, suddenly, severed heads started flying around me, although they were thankfully passive, I jumped to a plank of wood and started running towards the bridge, however, when I got there, I noticed something... ZAAAAAHHHMMMMBIIIIIEEES! They were all around me, trying to get a piece of my flesh, however, despite the wounds that they inflicted, I managed to get to the other side of the bridge, when I got there, the night suddenly turned to day and there was a beach, () however, the zombies were still following me, foolishy, although remembering Stranded 2, I jumped off the ledge I was on, there was a Balmora style tower infront of me.

Holy crap, it's hard to believe that I've gone without my Dream Journal for almost two months, alot of things have been getting in my way, from Optus-Net, to random activities, to even just plain laziness.

?/8/07
I was in a Ravenholme-esque room with some guy wearing a suit and a top hat, he told me that this was not a dream, I took that as a cue for lucidity and did a hands RC, my hands were yellow with green splotches. I went around the room, trying to use my lucid powers. Strangely enough, no-matter how hard I tried, I couldn't use any of my usual powers, however, I did learn a new power, I could use telekinesis on an object by simply focusing on it, I messed around with the objects in the room, oblivious to just how important my new power would be in my next lucid dream.

1/9/07
I was in some kind of loading bay when I had spotted a gray (for those living under a rock, a gray is a small grey alien with a huge head), I ran away, - ignoring it - and into some kind of futuristic corridor, with had a T-Junction to the right, anyway, my two pet cats, Remi and Archie were in the room, I ran to them, only to have Remi leap at me and stab me in the back (it isn't the first time something like that happened in a dream) then I suddenly realized that this was a dream, I mostly opened my waking-life eyes before rapidly closing them again, bringing me into a day-dream like state and removing both hearing and smelling (don't know what caused the lucidity, although it might have been the unlikeliness of Remi attacking me, Remi was always calm, it was Archie who would occasionally attack me). I gorelessly tore Remi in half using telekinesis, only to find a cockroach, I got him back into one piece, and expected the gray to show up, naturally, it did. I had once more used telekinesis to cause the gray to explode, three small pieces remained, but they soon disintegrated as if they were hit by an AR2 ball from Half-Life 2. ENDEA DA DREEM *Hums the FFX win music*

8/9/07
I was in the alleyway in the Hl2 map d1_trainstation_02 (the central plaza where a CP tells you to pick up a can) with a computer that had FireFox on FacePunch forums, in the center of the screen showed a quote, anyway, I thought that there was this weird feeling, so I did a hands reality check, nup, they showed up normal, nose check, I could barely bring my hands to my nose for some reason, I checked the computer, to see if the text turned into gibberish, but I couldn't remember any more.

15/9/07
I was in my bedroom at night, I tried to turn my bedside light on, but nothing happened, I though that this might be a dream, checked again, still nothing happened, after multiple lighting failures, I remembered how appliances don't work in dreams, so I knew that I was dreaming, I walked out of my room and concentrated all my willpower on getting the light next to the stairs to turn on, and yep, it turned on this time. I'm having a recall problem, I can only remember small snipppets of the last two dreams (including this one, maybe excitement woke me up but I went back to sleep)!

18/9/07
I was fighting in some kind of above-air arena on a small platform, I had a few matches, blah blah blah, I fought the champion (I can't recall any of his appearance) and barely managed to defeat him, I almost instantly noticed a second door in the battle cell (yep, it was a prison cell-like thing). I went through the door and heard Combine Soldiers talking about a plan to bomb all the lowest cities in Cyrodil (and guess what the enviroment became), I rushed out and accidentally ran off the platform, and, quite literally into the void, when I reached the bottom (which, surprisingly, wasn't that far), I found a few cottages half-buried, pissed off about the lack of exits, I opened the console up (), disabled collisions, and flew back up to the platform.

No lucidity, but meh.

HOLY CRAP PREDATOR IS BACK!

3/10/07 (The second posted " HOLY CRAP PREDATOR HAD LUCID POWERS IN A NON LUCID DREAM!" thing)

I was on a small island and in a race of some kind, I jumped up a bunch of floating platforms and ran up to a cliff, there I found a car and raced back to the start, there I found a person aiming a gun at one of my friends, I announced "STOP TIME!" and surely enough, time stopped, I caused a bunch of glass to shatter around the attacker, killing him, and time unpaused. The rest of my dream involved me starting up a shop in my city, and finding people to work there.

6/10/07 GMT +10 (Or, the awesomely epic dream that lasted for ages! )

I was in ancient Rome's Colosseum, only almost everyone had wood for skin, I appeared back home and read spoilers for a movie where some guy turns people's skin into wood, soon I'm in a facility where a bunch of people are being held captive, I save them all and... The facility part starts over, only this time the people in captivity were the Simpsons, I free them again, only to be knocked out by someone. I wake up chained to a wall with a person who looked almost exactly the same as Postal Dude (only with black hair), talking about how I would be the new subject. I remember the movie spoilers and how "The main character is saved by the movie's hotty, but part of him is still turned to wood", I didn't want to take the chance of the final part, now I was more than terrified, but I discovered something, seemingly with nothing to make me discover it, THIS WAS A DREAM! I completely ignite my attacker, only for the facility to start AGAIN. This time, I free everyone using telekinesis (and from a distance), then I'm suddenly on a mountain with hordes of people attacking me, I ignite or decapitate all of them, and that keeps going on for 10 minutes or so, then the dream starts to go dark. I think "No" and rub my hands together as fast as I can, but it is no use. The dream ended a few seconds later.

Achievement unlocked
- Cause widespread destruction using telekinesis

I was in a school while the cliched idea of teachers going cannibal and eating the people there was taking place. The teachers wanted everyone to come to the teacher's lounge. Only I knew that it was a trap, I often considered running away, but eventually I decided that I may as well go there anyway (dream stupidity, anyone?), on the way there I sung a song about lucid dreaming, that sparked me. Somehow, my subconscious thought it would be fun to throw a bunch of enemies from Halo at me, so I went on a Masterchief endorsed killing spree to the teacher's lounge, I can't recall anything inside there, but I can remember the rest: I stepped outside of the teacher's lounge. I was surrounded, I decided to counter my subconscious' new attack by transforming into a dragon, although it allowed me to quickly take out the ground enemies, it proved ineffective as my subconscious would send in aircrafts to deal with me. I went inside a hallway and foolishly closed my eyes, before rapidly opening them again. I was awake. I managed to get to sleep again and when I left the hallway the whole world was different, it was basically a barren wasteland filled with Covenant forces, I fought past them and... I lost my lucidity and appeared in a small room with a bunch of Chell clones being mowed down by Aperture Science turrets, I noticed that I had a portal gun and fired it at all the turrets, causing them to fall through some other portal.

Oh, and there was a "spicy" part of the dream that I left out, should I edit it back in?

That's pretty nice, keep it up. Being the reason you're here, I don't see any reason for you to stop you from being lucid.

Speel, do you think I should edit the "spicy" part of my last lucid dream in?

That's your decision

Except if it's too spicy *cough*