Thread: Neko's Dreamland Adventures

Originally Posted by SurvivorKylie

I love it when I have dreams like that-- they're really scary during the actual dream but when you wake up ya' think, "Wow, that was actually a really great dream!" And too bad about the lucid... next time!

Thanks, Kylie The next time I'm lucid will be the best, I'm sure!

19th August 2007

[65] Touch-Screen With Your Foot (Fragment)

I was browsing a basic forum that had a lime green background. I found a topic called "Font", and its first post said "Does anyone have any trouble using this font?". It also contained a picture of a woman's foot on a flatscreen monitor. Round her ankle was a pink My Little Pony watch.

Originally Posted by •Neko•

19th August 2007

[65] Touch-Screen With Your Foot (Fragment)

I was browsing a basic forum that had a lime green background. I found a topic called "Font", and its first post said "Does anyone have any trouble using this font?". It also contained a picture of a woman's foot on a flatscreen monitor. Round her ankle was a pink My Little Pony watch.

Lol, that one's funny!

Hey Neko! I want you to know I really really love your DJ's color/design/layout scheme and I wish I could make my dj only half as good as yours. I did however copy your layout and design style (but the colors and of course wording are different). I hope you don't mind?

Originally Posted by Oneironaut_Jeff777

Hey Neko! I want you to know I really really love your DJ's color/design/layout scheme and I wish I could make my dj only half as good as yours. I did however copy your layout and design style (but the colors and of course wording are different). I hope you don't mind?

Don't worry Jeff, it's alright.

21st August 2007

[66] Robot Battle Championship

This dream was all about building a robot, navigating different arenas and killing enemies; quite similar to Robot Wars. The "game" consisted of around 100 levels, each with a golden ring to collect on them; some had a boss robot. I remember playing the penultimate level with a robot that was made of two parts: a front, and a back that was connected to it like a trailer. It was unpainted apart from yellow and black stripes around its base. I was driving it in 3rd person view around an underground car park, avoiding enemies and such. I was thinking, "OMG, I'm on the second last level! I can do this!". I remember seeing a small HUD map of the car park, displaying where the ring was. Sadly, I woke up before I could finish the level.

Aww..

22nd August 2007

[67] The Attack Of The Fonips

I was standing in a field which was coated in fallen leaves. There was a gate about 50 metres ahead of me, and behind it were a bunch of white gorilla-like things, but with claws and big teeth. I heard that they were called fonips. I noticed that they were trying to open the gate, and when they finally managed to open it, I said "shit" and ran away.

I ran down this hill, trying to get as far away from the fonips as I could, and I came across a pack of white wolves. I remembered that I had a dream a long time ago where there were wolves trying to protect me, and these wolves seemed to imply the same thing through their body language. I got behind them, but they all ran down a steep bank into a river. I decided to follow them, thinking at the same time if the river was too deep or not. Nevertheless, I went into the river and it was only 6 inches deep. The wolves were trying to arrange themselves in a defensive position as the fonips approached, but I woke up at this point.

I was about to say your dream went from bad to worse when I read about the wolves appearing too, but they were there to help! That's pretty cool that you've had two dreams with protective wolves-- I would've never expected them to be good!

Originally Posted by SurvivorKylie

I was about to say your dream went from bad to worse when I read about the wolves appearing too, but they were there to help! That's pretty cool that you've had two dreams with protective wolves-- I would've never expected them to be good!

You never know those dream wolves.

25th August 2007

[68] Crazy Driving Simulator

I was playing a simulation game in which you had to drive a car normally around the country. The car I controlled was a red Ferrari, and I was watching it in 3rd person view. I remember driving along various roads. I had driven round a roundabout looking for the right exit, narrowly missing the wrong ones.

The best part of this dream was when I had left the roundabout and came to a downhill slope, but it wasn't just a slope; it was a 90-degree drop. I slowly approached it as the road started to dip downwards, just gently braking every so often. As I hit the vertical part, the car started to "fall" down the road as the wheels lost contact with the tarmac. I safely got to the bottom as the road began to level out again.

28th August 2007

[69] Mysterious Men With Knives and Darts

I was at the side of a quaint town square in the day. I was reading a paper clue; I can't remember exactly what it said, but it was written in printed handwriting. Several words were circled, words like "to" and "too"; it was some kind of clue as to what would happen here. It also said that there are two rainbows in the sky, so I looked up, and in the bright blue sky were two rainbows: they were both intersecting each other, and the left-hand one wasn't formed completely. It looked like it had been ripped.

I looked back to the ground in front of me to see two men throwing and kicking knives and darts about, and several women screaming and trying to get away from them. I tried to stay back as some knives were kicked over my way.

The scene changed slightly: I was still in the town square, but there was no commotion that had gone on earlier. I was standing next to two suspicious looking men though: one of them was reading a newspaper while the other one was looking round very inconspicuously. He then looked at me and started staring. I moved over from them further into the centre of the town square, and there was another man who was holding a few black darts. He looked at me also. I pretended not to notice him and walked away, cautiously looking back at him checking if he was still there, and he was following me. I burst into a run and at this point I woke up.

29th August 2007

[70] The Familiar Restaurant (Fragment)

I was walking down a corridor in a moderately large house, and it ended when I came into a restaurant area, with tables and chairs. I really felt as if I had been there before, perhaps in another dream. It was dark and cloudy outside through the large windows, and there was a blazing warm fireplace. Some people were eating here.

[71] On The Streets (Fragment)

I was navigating these streets with houses and wooden huts on either side. I was either going to or coming back from some event. I passed some telegraph poles on my way, and they all had a notice pinned to them, but I never paid attention to what they said.

Later on, I was on the pavement of a larger street with my dad, and we walked onto the road to get past a group of girls, rejoining the pavement soon after.

1st September 2007

[72] RuneScape Dream

I was playing RuneScape. This is surprising seeing how rarely I play it now. My character was standing in a castle-like area, with a couple of towers around, seperated by grass. I set my character to walk over to a large entrance in a wall to the north-east, and while it did that I loked at my spells. I remember highlighting the spell that would normally be Wind Strike, but I can't remember what it was called here. It required 1 air rune, 1 law rune and 5 earth runes, and I had 11, 11 and 8 of them respectively. I thought about going to a bank to get more earth runes, but I couldn't be bothered.

My character walked into a castle courtyard that was surrounded by a high wall. It was square in shape and had four pools of water positioned near each corner. My character stood against the north wall, and I looked through the quest list. I clicked on one of them - the name of which I can't remember - and it said something about helping someone called Aero with their errands. In the log there was a picture of an anime face with a yellow tint; it was possibly a picture of Aero. I looked to the bottom of the page after sifting through all of the text, and it said that I needed to complete a quest before I could start this one. The name of the quest began with "Ghost", and vaguely reminded me of a quest that might have been released recently.

2nd September 2007

[73] The Burning Emery Board

I was in a classroom that reminded me of a classroom in my old primary school. I was trying to conduct an experiment that involved timing how long it took for an emery board to burn. I held an emery board by the end in my left hand, and collected a bunsen burner lighter from someone with my right hand. Strangely enough, I used the lighter to ignite the emery board directly, instead of using a bunsen burner. After I lit it, I remembered that I hadn't found a stopwatch. I shook it to put the flame out and started looking for a timer.

I found a rather complex, metallic red mobile phone in a plastic tray that apparently belonged to a girl here. It was shaped like a digital camera, yet its main function was to make calls. I guessed that it would have a stopwatch on it. The menu system was rather interesting, and I looked through other things. There were entries that were entitled like questions. One of them said, "What is your goal in life?". Inside this entry, the text "VxHot" was stored. I guessed that the girl who owned this phone had set themself the goal to be hot.

I couldn't find a stopwatch on it, but I saw a proper stopwatch on a desk. So I lit the emery board again, and started the timer. I put it above the penboard where no one else could reach it, and watched it burn.

3rd September 2007

[74] Mum's Not Around, Quick!

I was briskly walking up the High Street of my town, looking through all of the shop windows on my right. On passing a hairdresser's window, I saw L in it. I looked at her, and she looked at me. Here I only just realised who it was, so I went in. We smiled at each other, and I saw S come from the back of the shop; we said hello to each other. L, S, R and I all sat down. They started to discuss something about a new shaver. I discovered that I had a small ladies' razor in my hand: I was kind of shocked at this and dropped it.

I went out of the shop in a hurry, not to spend too much time in the shop doing nothing. My mum had not been home for a while, so I *tried* to spend the time doing whatever I liked. I hurried up the street and down the street that I live on. I occasionally looked back to make sure my mum wasn't about. When I came to the front of my house, I saw a large woman wearing a blue apron jog up the road towards me; but she stopped and bent over in exhaustion.

I went along the road to the left, and two women walked past me: one was tall, thin and blonde; the other was shorter and chubbier with black hair. My fingers brushed their shoulders when they went past. I continued up the road for a little while, then I decided to turn back. There were 5 women walking towards me, two of them I had met earlier. This is where my mind went dirty, and I started thinking of what I could do with them. I woke up from sexual arousal and almost wet myself.

[75] Exploring The Town

I was standing under an old bridge in a large town. There was an old man here, who was apparently my great uncle: I didn't recognise him at all. He told me something about the war and the Nazis. We then went out from under the bridge and up an old cobbled street. I saw a display to my left, which had something to do with the Nazis and their "plantations"; I couldn't remember what was growing there. There were people wearing blue and green coats, which were apparently what the Nazis wore. You could try them on for fun, so me and my "uncle" put them on. I then heard that you could be arrested for wearing them! I quickly took mine off and gave it to a nearby policeman. He was staring at my uncle, who had kept on the jacket and continued up the hill! I said to the police officer, "I'll get him for you", and hurried after him. It was too late however; a policeman had caught him and started questioning him. I stood near them as I watched. There was a bus/tram-like thing coming from the left, so I backed into one of the shop entrances and left it past. My uncle and the police officer were standing behind it, and they had disappeared as soon as the bus had gone past.

I continued up the hill. S came out of a shop on the right, and we greeted each other. She proceeded up the hill and I followed her. When we got to the top, we were on a grassy riverbank, where there was a brown cycle route sign. S cautiously headed along the grass up against a 10-foot tall brick wall, and I followed, trying not to slip into the water. We then did the same along an even steeper riverbank, with a 20cm-wide brick "pathway". We sidestepped along it, looking down to the river below. It turned out that we were edging along next to a house, and the woman who apparently owned the house appeared to my right, and shouted to us to stop and come back; so we did.

S and I were inside the rather comfortable-looking house. S introduced herself and I to the woman: "I'm S, and this is my assistant(?)". The old-aged woman said to me in a snappy tone, "You musn't be as clever as her, then!". I reluctantly smiled, but I sneered at her when she turned her back to me.

[76] Designer Crossdressing

I was in a large, futuristic shop. The walls were all white with no sign of decoration; purely minimalist. I was looking at a directory of the shop, and you could press which department you wanted to go to. I found "Crossdressing" on the list and pressed it immediately. The contents of the room changed, and then there were several glass boxes with the strangest clothes inside them. I thought that this couldn't possibly be the department I asked for, so I pressed the button again and nothing changed. I accepted the fact that this must be the right department, so I started looking round the displays. There was all sorts of extravagant clothes, most of them pink. I remember seeing a jumper that had funny points at the neck and was shaped like a surrealistic painting.

4th September 2007

[77] The Murder Mystery

I can't remember this dream in any great detail, but I was walking around a warehouse that was filled with all sorts of sports equipment, but hockey sticks were the most common by far. I had heard that Miss Marple, the famous detective, had been stationed here in order to solve a murder that had been committed. I remember that the warehouse was in some small town on the coast, and that were was a rail bridge passing over it, with one of its supporting pillars grounded right next to it. I think there were several other people in the warehouse, trying to either follow me or get away from me, but I can't remember who or why.

[78] The Small-Squared Chessboard

I was with a friend in the middle of a large gladiator arena, sitting at a chessboard. But it wasn't any normal chessboard: the standard area was divided up into tiny little squares, each probably less than a square millimetre large. Most of them were coloured as if they were divided up into 8 or more smaller chess boards, some others were all mixed up, and the rest were just white. We were discussing how to play chess on a board with squares of this size. I suggested that we should set them up to see how it would work, so I grabbed a few white chess pieces and started placing them on the board, but one chess piece took up 16 squares.

5th September 2007

[79] Sniper Standing By

I was standing at a corner of a building with my mum. About 100 metres in front of me at another building, I could see a man with a sniper rifle. I somehow knew exactly what he was there for, so I got behind the building I was standing at and shouted to my mum, “Get down!”. But it was too late, as I could hear a gunshot. I came back round to see mym mum lying on the ground. The sniper in the distance took his rifle down and looked very proud of himself. I felt kind of sad, but I’d say I was more angry.

[80] The Science Room and The Steep Corridor

Me and a bunch of people from my school had been walking down a steep, downhill street and went into some building. It turned out to be my school. We went into one of the science rooms to find out what test results we had got. I looked at a sheet that recorded my progress, and there were all sorts of strange results: I had scored -33% in one of the subjects.

The next thing I remember happening was standing at a sink. I turned the tap on for some reason, and one of my friends turned it off. I turned it back on, but my friend turned it back off again. I got angry at this and the same thing happened a few times, until he got bored and went away.

The bell rang, so I headed out of the classroom and into the corridor. While walking down the corridor, I began thinking about the street outside, and how steep it was. Then, strangely, the corridor started to get steeper, and I noticed that something wasn’t right. I realised I was dreaming, and I started skipping happily up the steep corridor because I was happy to be lucid once again. I then remembered what to do: slow down, rub my hands, take deep breaths. I did all of that, but the dream wasn’t stable enough; as a result of that, I woke up.

I’ll get you next time, subconscious.

[81] The Caron Balloon

I was at the checkout in some supermarket. I could see someone in an aisle that was just across from me; it was a girl with a balloon. I then, for some reason, analysed her position on the checked, black and white floor for chess moves (I've been playing a lot of chess recently ).

I then appeared outside with the same girl, who still had the balloon. We were on a large grass field, and there was a huge oak tree 50 metres ahead of us with a grand treehouse half way up it. I think we had a discussion about letting go of the balloon. I had referred to it as the "caron balloon" (the caron/háček is a diacritical mark, as in č), because it was shaped like one.

7th September 2007

[82] A Form Of Esperanto (Fragment)

I was in someone's house, and my dad was at the computer, learning the language Esperanto. A new script form of it had been developed.

My dream journal is back in business! Inspired by The Cusp's dream journal, my dream signs are in bold.

22nd April 2008

[83] Radioactive Tonic and The Metallic Coffee

Me and my parents had just walked into a supermarket. It looked very like a supermarket that I sometimes go to, but slightly different. My mum gave me a small bottle of a lime-green glowing liquid; the bottle was like that of a biological yoghurt drink. She told me that it was some kind of tonic, and that I had to hide it somewhere in the shop and she would collect it later.

My dad and I went to the left past the checkout area, then to the right down an aisle full of dairy products. Then we found a rather dimly lit shelf that wasn't very obvious, so I put the bottle of tonic there. You could see it glowing in the dark. I then saw my mum come round the corner and pick the bottle up, looking rather inconspicuous.

She produced another similar bottle in front of me; its colour was slightly more yellow than before. She said to me that this was a better alcohol than the last one, but my dad stepped in to correct her: "That's an alcohol, not a tonic."

For some reason, she then gave me a used plastic cup; she told me to dispose of it discreetly. So I went back by the same route as before. The front of the supermarket had transformed into some kind of science centre, and I saw some large banners overhead advertising a new type of coffee: this coffee had bits of newtonmillennium in it, which was a newly discovered edible metal with the chemical symbol Nm. The floor was a metallic silver, and the front of the building was transparent. On reaching a bin at the front of the "shop", and carrying the scrunched-up cup in my right hand, I thought about putting the cup in it. I glanced over to another bigger bin to my right: it was blue and had "LITTER" on the front of it in gold old-style type. I quickly decided to put the cup in the smaller bin that was full of plastic cups anyway.

Me and my dad walked out of the "shop", and I mentioned to him about the new type of coffee. I said, "It's crazy! It's metal and coffee, it's quite amazing." My dad wasn't convinced.

23rd April 2008

[84] Roads, Fires and Stairs, Oh My!

I was walking on a pavement at the side of a dual carriageway, with the traffic in the lane nearest me travelling in the same direction. They were going very slowly; I think there was a traffic jam. There was a bunch of people with me, one of who I think was my school's headteacher. When the path became coated in what I think was grit, he told us to stamp on it properly and break it up into smaller pieces while walking. When we walked a little further along the road, the scene changed: we were now on a large grey platform about 30m above a river. We were meant to jump from it and use a parachute to reach the other side of the river. Before we could do this, a fat, chubby man in his mid twenties was stopped because he could give American secret information to the country that we were in. The United States was highlighted in a list that was in the centre of my vision: its background was semi-transparent and the text was yellow and in Comic Sans type.

I can remember very little about this part of the dream, but I was watching a 3D animation about how this country could use information from some other countries. Brazil had a flag different from the real flag: it had a large white band at the top and a smaller navy blue band at the bottom. Just above the blue band was a tilde (~) of the same colour. I was annoyed that this country would accept information from Brazil and not the UK.

Now this was the good part. I was back at the same dual carriageway, but it was now darker. I seemed to be typing at an imaginary keyboard and at the same time was putting a yellow triangular sign on the road which said "A6" in large black print. I ran along the road and came across a dead end that consisted of a strange concrete structure. It had a path leading off to the left, and a staircase that lead downwards. I had noticed that the top of it was on fire! I headed for the stairs and saw one of my friends run along the path to the left. I was kind of confused as that path lead closer towards the fire. I headed down the several flights of concrete stairs, one right turn after another. At one point, I thought that the stairs had ended, but the stairs continued to the left instead. I had to duck slightly because of the concrete ceiling.

I had reached a rather peculiar room: it had velvet purple walls and a brown marble floor. It had a series of 2-square-metre steps of a thickness of about 15cm which spiralled downwards in an anticlockwise direction, 90 degrees at a time. I think there was about 3 of these steps, and they each had a compass-like symbol on them. Each of them represented an item in some poem that I was familiar with in the dream, a poem that I have never read in the dream or in real life. I saw another friend at the exit from the concrete stairs, and stopped for him to say something to me. He tried to think of something to say, but he took too long (as he commonly does in real life) so I continued to the right.

I saw three lifts ahead of me, once on each of the three walls of the corner. The lift directly ahead of me was open as my chemistry teacher walked in. The door began to close, so I ran to catch it and managed to get in. I asked her something, but I can't remember what it was. The lift was descending, and when it stopped the door opened. I saw some kind of revolving rack like one in a shop, but then I woke up.

24th April 2008

[85] Hydroxycellulose!

I was in some kind of event centre, somewhere where a conference would be held. The room I was in was large and the walls were entirely glass windows. It also had a blue carpet with an intricate pattern on it. I saw my physics teacher look at me, and for some reason I pretended to be drunk: I said in a funny slurred voice “hydroxycellulose” and staggered about in front of him. He made his usual expression that always implies “eh?”.

My memory skips to when I was in another room which was similar, but this room had several white pillars of about 30cm diameter. Each of them had a flatscreen TV attached to them at random heights. I can't remember what they were displaying. There was some kind of activity going on; I think it made use of a white plastic table that was there.

25th April 2008

[86] Farmyard Fantasies at The Fair

I had just entered a double-decker bus. Inside, it looked like a house: there were old textured aquamarine walls, and the furniture was yellowy-white leather. A long seat edged the rear wall of the bus, and across from it were about 7 steps up to a second level (not the floor up, but just a higher area on the ground floor). My mum and dad were sitting in the middle of the back seat, along with some people in animal costumes. Lots more people were sat on seats on the secondary level. I said to them from the lower level, “This is a nice place you've got.”. I then went on to discuss the possibility of coming back later for a better look, and the didn't mind, so I went to leave the bus. I stopped to let a 3 more people in: a man wearing something I can't remember, and two tall girls wearing really sexy horse masks, with manes and all. I couldn't stop thinking how sexy they were.

On leaving the bus, I walked along the right hand side of the road. It turned out to be a country fair, and there were all kinds of agricultural shops. A tall lanky man dressed in a rather crudely made horse costume galloped up on my left: it looked like he was just wearing a big brown sock that covered his whole body. I asked him for some reason, “Can I wear your costume?” He quickly responded, “No!” and galloped over to a butcher's shop across the road, neighing all the way there.

I had remembered about an easter egg contest that had been set up, and I happened to know where the egg was to be found, so I broke out into a run. The road branched ahead, and I went to the left. It was at this point that I really noticed the great weather: a completely blue sky overhead. When turning while running, I banked like a motorbike. I could see some kind of factory in the background; I wouldn't be surprised if it was a cheese factory.

I was running along a narrower road with plenty of stalls on either side. When I came to a chicane in the road, I banked left then right in quick succession; it was quite fun! I then passed into a shop that had a tarpaulin sheet as a roof, like the stalls I had seen earlier. I saw several bags and rucksacks on the floor ahead of me, but I managed to jump them while still running at full speed.

On coming out of the shop, I came across an arrangement of tables with lots of kids sitting in the middle. The tables were arranged like an uppercase omega (Ω) but more rectangular and upside down. I ran round the tables and came to a stop at the opening, sitting cross-legged on the ad hoc green carpet behind all these kids. I glanced under the table nearest me to see the egg that I had wanted: I think it was purple with gold stripes. I grabbed it before anyone else saw it. However, these kids seemed to be doing something different. There was a woman with them, telling them what they had to do, which was something like naming three causes that were important to the world. One kid said something to do with elephants(?), but I heard a buzzer sound, just like the “wrong answer” sound in Family Fortunes. A thin white light came on on a plank of wood above one of the tables. Two other kids guessed wrongly as well.

My memory jumps to the part where I was in a farm shed. The floor was coated in straw and the walls and roof were made of corrugated metal; seemingly an average farm shed. I saw that one of my friends was here with me. There were also two or three empty animal pens in front of me, and behind them was a supposedly married couple. I also saw two lesbians, both dressed in skimpy leather gear. The husband seemed to be urging his wife to go and play with the lesbians. The wife went over to the lesbians looking rather nervous, but her expression turned worse then the lesbians took out sachets of tomato ketchup and started smearing it on each other. My friend seemed to be turned on by this, but I was just confused. “Does it not turn you on?” he asked me. I replied, “No, it's furry play that turns me on.” I looked to the back of the shed and saw four women dressed in maid suits(?) and wearing cute little animal ears; I think they were meant to be lambs. Me and my friend started going on about how sexy they were, and then I woke up.

26th April 2008

[87] The Meeting and The Bag

I was outside on some grassy area with about 15 other people. They were all sitting in a circle, and I was trying to organise them to do something. I was trying to get their attention, but I was too shy to do so...

The next thing I can remember was sitting at a table with a friend playing chess. The room was cold and dingy. A lot of other tables were arranged in a grid, just like a school classroom. While playing the game, I kept thinking at I should be getting on with work instead of playing chess (this is probably a reference to the fact that I procrastinate a lot). I decided that I should go, so I got up and went to look for my schoolbag. I headed down a small corridor; it had dark blue carpet and was quite dimly lit. I corridor ended when I reached a large, white door. I had to push it rather hard to open it; I had found out afterwards that you had to slide the door to the left first and then push or something.

Behind the door was a library. It was very dimly lit, and I couldn't see anyone there. I glanced about the room for my bag, but I couldn't see it, so I headed back out. Then I found my bag on the floor of the corridor that I had walked down before! I thought, "Oh... duh."

[88] Crazy Capers at The Cathedral

I can't remember in what order the events happened in this dream, but here goes:

This dream was set inside and within the grounds of a cathedral. One incident involved my dad veering of a road nearby (I was viewing his car in 3rd person) and crashing into a pile of twenty or so wooden coffins piled up at a telegraph pole. They had all been smashed. Luckily, there were no bodies in them. I was quite shocked at this, and I felt even worse after having an accident of my own, ending up smashing a few more coffins.

We went inside the cathedral where we came across some kind of gift shop. My dad asked one of the staff about something, and they started to head for the exit. I was so worried about the possibility that they might just see the damage we'd done.

I like how you're counting them.