Thread: My warped reality

30 October 2007

Fragment

Im in the Kitchen and im eating some fruit or something.

Ticks

Im im a rain forest and im running though some bushes (I have a vague hint that there maybe a water fall or something but I cant remember).

I am back home and I have been asleep, I wake up and see little red dots of blood here and there on my arms and legs. I look round for a reason and when I lift up my sheets I see lots of ticks crawling around.

They are disgusting, they are about 2 cm long and have a see through yellow colour. They have little jaws and the back of their body is flat and round like a penny and I know these things are deadly. I burn the bed and my cloths and I think im safe only to realise that they are hatching out of my skin.

Thai Food

Im meeting my step dad soon but im starving and I spot a Thai restraunt which I enter. I am seated at a table that looks like one of those American Dinning places. I order some food and the waiter brings it over.

I have 2 plates, the first it consists of rows of red gren and white pasta covered with some kind of red curry wich is covered in turn by a mound of mashed potato which looks like it has been piped out of one of those bags and round the edge is more of the curry. The second plate has a orange liquid with round pieces of meat floating in it. (it never strikes me that these are not thai dishes lol)

I eat it and go to meet kevin.

Fishing Trawler

Im part of a crew on a fishing boat, we are pulling up crab pots but we have accidently hooked a whale and the thing is massive! atleast 3 times the size of our boat.

The weight of the thing means we are tilting to one side and we are taking on water, we try to let the whale loose but we cant. We are panicking now because we are sinking.

The captin tells me to take the wheel and head for the shallows. We are getting close to the shallow waters when suddenly I see a metal structure sticking out the water. I make a quick attempt to dodge it and end up getting the line holding the whale tangled up.

I back the boat up and come to rest near the shallows. We attach some kind of floatation devices and stop the boat from sinking. We pull into port and are thorwing a party because the whale sold for alot of money.

Originally Posted by Lucidbulbs

Congrants on the lucid! That must have been annoying, you trying with all your might to remove your reflection, and it just keeps on smiling back at you, as if nothing were wrong. Stupid dream reflections, don't even know when to act shocked or something when you're trying to do something unusual with them.

thanks lucidbulb

ha ha yeah dam relection

Originally Posted by Clairity

Wait.. you had a "chipmunk" as a pet??

How did that happen??

Did it make a good pet??

(details please)

yeah ha ha mint little thing I called it chip...orginal eh? lol

dunno how it happened just got it one day, it wasnt a great pet didnt really like to be held alot ha ha bt my brother a few times

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Hey, good try on the lucid! You'll get one next month for sure, I bet!

I didn't do them this month either!

yeah dam mirrors I dont like them anyway finger crossed for next month

Originally Posted by Jamalkk

Hey look on the bright side... You still got tonight

ha ha no way im staying the hell away from that task...it is well annoying ha ha, but hey I see you have done it congrats man

Originally Posted by Caradon

Hey, you almost got it this time! I plan on trying it even if I miss the end of the month. Well.. I probably won't bother pulling myself out and asking the question. I just want to see if I can get into the mirror, or at least reach in.
Unless I get the chance tonight of course.

Sorry about giving you nightmares! My journal seems to do that a lot.

Last night I had more stampeding cattle.
And Wild boars too. the boars were not a problem, because I had a sweet body guard. Your never going to believe this.
A green furred Big foot, wielding a double bladed battle axe chased all the boars away lol. It was awsome to watch.

ha ha nah wasnt really a night mare, I wasnt affraid when I woke up. It was freaky as owt though...giant squirrels ha ha

I cant wait to read about the big foot with the axe ha ha sweet

Originally Posted by mark

30 October 2007=
Ticks

Im im a rain forest and im running though some bushes (I have a vague hint that there maybe a water fall or something but I cant remember).

I am back home and I have been asleep, I wake up and see little red dots of blood here and there on my arms and legs. I look round for a reason and when I lift up my sheets I see lots of ticks crawling around.

They are disgusting, they are about 2 cm long and have a see through yellow colour. They have little jaws and the back of their body is flat and round like a penny and I know these things are deadly. I burn the bed and my cloths and I think im safe only to realise that they are hatching out of my skin.

.. I have always hated bugs and this would be my worse nightmare!

we have had a lot of ticks here the last couple of years. Up at the cabin, your dream was practically a reality for me. At least in the spring anyway.

Originally Posted by mark

I have 2 plates, the first it consists of rows of red gren and white pasta covered with some kind of red curry wich is covered in turn by a mound of mashed potato which looks like it has been piped out of one of those bags and round the edge is more of the curry. The second plate has a orange liquid with round pieces of meat floating in it. (it never strikes me that these are not thai dishes lol)

Nice observation skills. Sounds like you were hungry (and maybe a little itchy) last night.

Haha i think it's funny that you decribed the restaurant as an American Dinning place! :p The food does not sound AT ALL like Thai. *suddenly wants some Pad Thai* yummmm

Uhhh the ticks are disgusting! To say the least...

And I think it's sad that you sold the whale

Originally Posted by Clairity

.. I have always hated bugs and this would be my worse nightmare!

yeah they were horrible things! and it was worse when they came out my skin! yuk

Originally Posted by Caradon

we have had a lot of ticks here the last couple of years. Up at the cabin, your dream was practically a reality for me. At least in the spring anyway.

man thats bad! must be really annoying do they hurt at all? i have never seen one

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Nice observation skills. Sounds like you were hungry (and maybe a little itchy) last night.

its funny you say that because I was starving when I woke up this morning lol and after that bug dream I was sweating which was not nice

Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography

Haha i think it's funny that you decribed the restaurant as an American Dinning place! :p The food does not sound AT ALL like Thai. *suddenly wants some Pad Thai* yummmm

Uhhh the ticks are disgusting! To say the least...

And I think it's sad that you sold the whale

lol I hope I never offended anyone with that its just it reminded me of something you see on movies....sorry if I did.

yeah the food clearly is not Thai lol stupid sub conscious of mine lol....Pad Thai is lovley, I once had this rice stuff that came in a hollowed out pineapple mmm that was nice lol.

yeah that whale dream was not very nice. See I actually like animals etc I hate to see them hurt its wierd that in the dream I did that.

Originally Posted by mark

We pull into port and are thorwing a party because the whale sold for alot of money.

Didn't see that ending coming!

31 October 2007

Last night was good for dreaming I remember some dreams, only problem is that they are somewhat complicated on dialog. so they are a long read sorry

Iraq Debate

(there is some sensitive material in her please dont be ofended)

There is a chain of islands where me and another person have visited. I am on one of the islands that looks like the street just round the corner from were I live.

There is a old woman with a dog and I notice the dog is injured. Because I am a vet I ask if I can have a look at her dog and she brings him over. The dog is a labrador with golden hair which is short. Its right eye is swollen severly and is soft and lumpy to the touch, the lump spreads down behind its ear and I can clearly see that when I touch the bump the dog is in pain.

I tell my assistant to start running some test and he runs off down a lane to get things started. I cant do anything here so I head off to another Island.

This other Island also looks like another street from near where I live. There is an Asian girl sitting in a garden on a folding chair and she has a hat on, she is watching as I approach 2 girls to ask them some questions about a illness that some people have got. One of the girls makes a offensive comment (it may have been something like who do I think I am? a hero?) and I walk away and get into a stretch limo parked on the road.

Me and another person are driving through a city and I see we are stuck in traffic on approach to a round about. He is angry at me and says "The British troops over in Iraq are worse then the Americans troops and dont tell me any diffrent", I dont think he will agree with what im going to say to him but I decide to be honest and tell him "I have seen the way the media in America tell the story of Iraq, its sensored to a high degree. They never show the bad stuff and only show the so called good stuff. The British are just as bad but no worse"

He looks even more annoyed and says "oh come on are you telling me that if your were there in Iraq you wouldnt fight for the Americans or the British"
and I now am getting annoyed and tell him "No actually I wouldnt. Firstly I think the war is disgusting and totally against everything I stand for and secondly what use is it. Its stupid we invade a country to try to deal with the smallest minority of people, if we have acheived anything it is to make the situation worse."

Ex Girlfriend Fragment

Im lying on the floor of my front room, there are candles all around and im lying beside D. We are kissing and we are hugging alot.

Eviction

Im Coming home from work and im getting on the metro when I see my cousin F. I ask her how her college is going and im confused because she should be im Preston so I ask why she is here in Newcastle. She gets all defensive and changes the subject.

I say bye to her at the top of my street and continue to my house, I notice I have an erection (lol how embarrassing) and im trying my hardest to hide it so no one in the street can see.

I enter into my house, which in my dream was a flat. Im walking up the stairs when I see the land lord polishing the banister (he looks the the land lord from spiderman) I walk past him and he follows me and I enter my flat into the living room.

He says to me "Have you or have you not got a cat in here" I know I have been busted so I tell him "yes but we are only looking after it for a friend..err you see he just lost his flat so....er we have to look after it for a couple of days until he gets his new flat sorted"

Suddenly I see a streek of black and I realise its Mattie (the name of my cat) he runs and claws at the wall. I shout at it and think dam of all the times to act up why now. The land lord is angry and he tells me "I have packed your stuff for you, now you can get out". I am begging him and telling him I will do anything to stay.

He makes an offer saying that I can stay if I pay him £530 a month instead of £250 to which I tell him to fuck off. I offer to increase my rent by £30 a month but he refuses and finally I ask him to name his terms.

He says to me "£5.75 for breakfast" im confused by this and I say what! I look down at D sitting on the floor she say that he said he will let us stay if D my girlfriend gives him a hand job every morning at which point I get annoyed and wake up.

I notice I have an erection and im trying my hardest.

i think i'd have smacked that landlord.....

Originally Posted by mark

Ex Girlfriend Fragment

Im lying on the floor of my front room, there are candles all around and im lying beside D. We are kissing and we are hugging alot.

Ahh, is that what you meant by "those"?

01 November 2007

OK last night was insane! I only recall 2 dreams none of which are lucid but man they were an experience

Step dad

OK this experience was freaky and is totally beyond anything I can explain so here is the dream

I have a FA and have been awoken by my step dad opening his bedroom door, he walks along the passage way and opens the front room door by mistake then opens my brothers door and switches off his TV (my brother falls asleep with it on all the time) and then goes back to bed.

Now here is the freaky and totally unexplainable bit. I am lying there running through my dream (I do this every time I wake from a dream to get the details) and when I have it firmly in my mind I reach down to the side of my bed to pick up my DJ. Suddenly some one comes out my partents room accidently opens the front room door, changes their mind goes into my brothers room switches off his TV and heads back to bed exactly like my dream.

Now I thought im still dreaming so I do a bunch of RC's and there is no way im dreaming...its real!.....now I have just asked my step dad about this and he tells me that it is what he did last night ...brings a whole new meaning to deja vu

Epic Battle

Im in a garden there is a greenhouse in the center of the space. I walk upto the door, look through and see 2 people arguing. One of them throws a punch at the other and they start really kicking off. I walk away and enter into a room.

Some bloke comes upto me and says "I like your hair it looks good for smoking weed" and I look at him speechless and I spot a painting on the wall behind him. The painting is of a half constructed bridge which ends in mid air, the sceen is dark and its an ariel view. I ask the bloke who painted this and tell him that I have seen this and it actually happened in real life.

He puts his hand on my shoulder and before I can turn around he teleports us to the place in the painting. I fall through the air and land hard on the ground whilst he floats in the air. Suddenly there is a blinding flash in front of me and an explosion.

There is a man running towards us firing white energy blast, we run as fast as we can and hide in a derilict building. The blasts keep coming and they pass through the walls leaving holes behind them. I turn into a Super saiyin and dodge the beams at super speed as they pass by me.

I fly through the now non existant wall and try to throw a kick at the man but he just bats me away and I land on the ground in a crater, I throw my own energy blast at him but he paws it away and I know he is massivley stronger then me.

The person I came with, also a super saiyin but at a much higher level, throws a ball of energy to him but he catches it and absorbs it. He tries to fight hand to hand but fails.

Im hiding from the man now and im in a floating conservatory (but without the glass) Someone is leaning against a fountain which is in the centre of the room and they press a button which lights up and releases a golden set of scales which I pick up. Another person tells me there are 3 other objects that I need to collect and then place in a temple. Its the only way to kill him.

I collect the next item which is a cup (I cant remember where I got it and I also cant remember where I got the next item or what it is) and im going through a dumping place full of old food to get the last item which is a small vase and I empty a piece of rotten fruit out of it back into the pile of rubbish.

Im at the enterance to the temple which is located in the middle of a grave yard. Im flying over and jumping from the grave stones towards the temple and I see a massive T-Rex comming my way. It is made of Black rock that glows red with heat near its mouth, I know that this thing is the man im running from, I dont know how but he has transformed into the beast.

I hide behind a large grave stone as it passes and then make a run for the temple. It spots me and I can hear it crashing through the grave stones behind me, I jump and leap off a nearby grave and fly into the air just in time to miss its huge jaws snap shut on were I would have been. I notice its head glows more brightly and think it must be angry.

I land in the temple and run up and place the objects into the slots that are available for them, turn around and run towards a small square steel door in the wall. The man (back in human form but still made of black rock) is right behind me and is stretching his hands out to grab me when I fling the door open. Behind the door is a burning furnace which blasts out heat (im behind the steel door so am not in the line of fire)

A voice echos from the door saying "ahhh! I hoped you would be made of stone" and the rock man melts away. I close the steel door and see my mum and shaun come running in. My hand is really hurting off were I burnt it off the door and I notice my skin is flaking.

Im outside walking down a street getting draged off my mum, Shaun says "look dad is waiting for us with a motor bike". I laugh at shaun for calling kevin (my step dad) dad.

Moonbeam - ha ha ha you have a sick sich mind lol....joking

Tonythphatone - now why didnt I think of that lol he was a smug bastard! very annoying lol

Meggy - yeah thats what I meant...sorry sometimes im not very good at explaining things

Originally Posted by mark

Moonbeam - ha ha ha you have a sick sich mind lol....joking

I thought about that later, and I hoped you didn't misinterpret my attempt at a pun, at your expense. I probably could have used a little more maturity on that one, sorry.

P.S. That last dream was cool! Another T rex dream.

Wow, the epic dream must have been wicked! I still can't get over the "I like your hair it looks good for smoking weed." I mean how many DCs would tell anyone that? Haha... I don't know, maybe it's just me being all lightheaded from my tea...

Hey, that last dream was awsome I loved it. It sounded like you have been playing video games lol.

Isn't it strange, how you can have so much control throwing energy beams and such without being Lucid. but then when Lucid it can be much harder.

once while Lucid, I sank through the roof of a house. there was a man inside and he came after me when he saw me in his house. without even thinking about it, I threw a ball of ice out of my hands like Sub Zero from Mortal Combat. And I froze the guy in a block of ice. I used to play that game a lot back then. thats the only time I remember doing something like that in a Lucid before. Wait, there was one other time, but that was kind of a partial Lucid.

Originally Posted by Lucidbulbs

Wow, the epic dream must have been wicked! I still can't get over the "I like your hair it looks good for smoking weed." I mean how many DCs would tell anyone that? Haha... I don't know, maybe it's just me being all lightheaded from my tea...

I got a good laugh out of that as well!

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

I thought about that later, and I hoped you didn't misinterpret my attempt at a pun, at your expense. I probably could have used a little more maturity on that one, sorry.

P.S. That last dream was cool! Another T rex dream.

ha ha actually that was the highlight of my day lol I laughed so much when I read it!.....I was not sure what to say to my brother when he asked what I was laughing at though

I totally got your pun lol no need to say sorry at all it was funny as anything I was trying to be jokey with my comments but I guess it does not come across to well on a internet forum

Originally Posted by Lucidbulbs

Wow, the epic dream must have been wicked! I still can't get over the "I like your hair it looks good for smoking weed." I mean how many DCs would tell anyone that? Haha... I don't know, maybe it's just me being all lightheaded from my tea...

lol it was totally random ha ha I liked that dream shame it wasnt lucid though

Originally Posted by Caradon

Hey, that last dream was awsome I loved it. It sounded like you have been playing video games lol.

Isn't it strange, how you can have so much control throwing energy beams and such without being Lucid. but then when Lucid it can be much harder.

once while Lucid, I sank through the roof of a house. there was a man inside and he came after me when he saw me in his house. without even thinking about it, I threw a ball of ice out of my hands like Sub Zero from Mortal Combat. And I froze the guy in a block of ice. I used to play that game a lot back then. thats the only time I remember doing something like that in a Lucid before. Wait, there was one other time, but that was kind of a partial Lucid.

Thanks man! it was a cool dream I really enjoyed it.

yeah its strange how I can do that in a non lucid and when I try during a lucid I cant do it at all.

Sweet! that sub zero dream sound great! bet it was fun to see the bloke frozen in a block of ice lol

02 November 2007

Not a great night for dreams all apart from one were kind of vague and all over the place.

Vampire - fragments

- im at a party and there is a girl who gets bit of a vampire
- she turns into one and her eyes glow green and a wierd green mist floats from her mouth.
- Im talking to someone about a HD TV

Congo/Hostage

Im in the congo by a river and im trying to photograph some silver back Gorillaz. I have a Gorilla of my own which im using for protection, it starts grunting and stamping around then dives into the river. I look to see what has happened and realise the gorilla has dived in to save a girl who has gotten into trouble.

Im back home and trying to get into my front door but I cant and instead I go round to my auntie S. There are some men there (the leader looks like HRG's boss from heroes) he is telling me my family have been held hostage in my house and if I dont do something for them they will be killed.

I have to get home so I first pick up my ipod, wrapping the head phones round the device and putting it into my coat pocket then I pick up a wok from the window. I turn to the man who has now became my brother and attempt to get past him. He keeps getting in my way so I start hitting him on the head with the wok (its not violent but more the type of thing you see in old comedy movies.) He keeps trying to say something to me but I interupt him with a swift hit with the wok.

My mum is sitting in the corner of the sofa and I walk upto her and hug her. I tell her I have to go now but she must know that I love her so much. I leave trying not to get upset.

Dream light

Im lying on a bunk bed with D and one of the managers from work. D is playing with the cat and im getting slightly annoyed because its getting late and I dont want to be tired for work. I leave and go to the toilet, once in the bathroom I turn on the light but its really dim and I look at the bulb and realise its not even on. I switch it on again but nothing I think it must be broke and walk over to the toilet

its stupid I should have realised I was dreaming, even though this is the first encounter with this I still think its stupid I missed it after all the stuff I have read.

Space Battles

Im playing on a computer game but rather then seeing the game on the screen its like im there in 3rd person viewing the sceen. Im controlling a small scout ship from Star Trek and I have just warped into the system.

I panic when I realise I have just appeard in front of a Borg cube and the thing is huge! It must be atleast a mile in size and black with glowing green lights across its surface (see below)



I swerve to my left and head at top speed towards a Nebula. I get past the cube and my panic rises more when I realise that there is not just 1 cube but an entire fleet of borg ships and even the smallest of them dwarfs my ship.

The nearest cube starts firing its green torpedoes at me and I dodge them but only just. I burst through the nebula but rather then being a dense cloud of gases its just a thin layer and I fly back into space, flying towards me is a Vorlon Fleet (again see image)



They do not fire on me but on the Borg that have followed me into the Nebula. Im trying to escape and im flying past ships sticking close to them so as not to be targeted. Then both fleets open fire and the ship im near explodes as a string of green torpedoes impact with it.

Im dodging green beams and bright pulsating yellow beams of energy when I approach the edge of the Nebula to make my escape when a Federation fleet (below image) comes into view and opens fire into the now chaotic sceen that I cant describe

Originally Posted by mark

ha ha actually that was the highlight of my day lol I laughed so much when I read it!.....I was not sure what to say to my brother when he asked what I was laughing at though

I totally got your pun lol no need to say sorry at all it was funny as anything I was trying to be jokey with my comments but I guess it does not come across to well on a internet forum

Yes it's easy to be misinterpreted sometimes.

Cool Star Trek dream. You'd think I'd have one of those sometimes, as much as I've watched them.

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Yes it's easy to be misinterpreted sometimes.

Cool Star Trek dream. You'd think I'd have one of those sometimes, as much as I've watched them.

you watch star trek..now way lol I didnt think anyone would have watched it. I loved it I thought it was great.....which was your fav series?

its actually one of the reasons I wanted to do this LDing. I wanted to be in one of the shows...how sad is that

That congo/hostage dream was rather weird. It kind of made me sad the way you left your mum, as if you knew you wouldn't see her for a long time or ever again

Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography

That congo/hostage dream was rather weird. It kind of made me sad the way you left your mum, as if you knew you wouldn't see her for a long time or ever again

yeah thats how it was, I was never gonna see her again infact I was sure I was gonna die. Its strange because the almost crying part crossed over to the waking world for a few seconds lol