Thread: My warped reality

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Oh it really does, you will like it. It did kind of suck the first season, it's like they couldn't act, but they got a lot better, and there is a cool shape-shifter named Odo.

Yeah, I remember Odo. he is pretty cool.

Cool Mark, we both got Lucid last night! Isn't free falling awsome! It's my favorite Lucid activity.

Your Shoulders dream sounded REALLY nasty! It's a good thing you felt no pain! How weird was it that you carried a spare set of shoulder muscles with you

Congrats on two lucids in one night! I love flying in dreams, but it's so much better when you're lucid.

Originally Posted by Caradon

Cool Mark, we both got Lucid last night! Isn't free falling awsome! It's my favorite Lucid activity.

yeah lol your dream was mint very funny

free falling was utterly incredible its like nothing I have ever felt. Its what I woulc expect base jumping or sky diving to be like. It was so intense! I can see why it would be your favorite activity

Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography

Your Shoulders dream sounded REALLY nasty! It's a good thing you felt no pain! How weird was it that you carried a spare set of shoulder muscles with you

sounds horrible but I didnt seem so at the time lol thats the second time I have had some strange surgery stuff going on.

lol the spare muscles....my mind is twisted...what can I say ha ha

Great dreams, mark! I never get tired of flying.

06 November 2007

Not too good of a night I didnt sleep to well so my dreams are not detailed

Gym - Fragment

Im at the gym lifting weights and im showing off infront of these 2 girls

Train Station Drug Raid

Im standing on a platform and im holding a bag of yellow/brown powder and a piece of chocolate which I know to be totally illegal. I jump down onto the tracks and drop further down below the rail way sleepers int a small bar.

The bar has a strange red glow and there is a fat bald man there who is wearing some kind of formal unifor. The bar has stools near it.....

...im back on the platform when loads of police start swarming the station I panic but not enough to loose my cool. The police patrol round the edge of the station and I avoid them by looking inocent then quickly dump the powder stuff in a bush

Originally Posted by mark

05 November 2007
Shoulders

I have a problem with my shoulders, they are not working correctly so I have gone to get them fixed. Im sitting in a white chair with a low back to it. I have brought a spare set of shoulder muscles with me.

A doctor makes a cut from shoulder to shoulder across the back of my neck and installs the new muscles then staples me up (not with surgical staples just normal ones) but badly so that I have parts were my skin pulls apart.

There is no pain at all.

Just happened to have a "spare" set of shoulders laying around didja?

I'm glad there was no pain for you cuz it sounds REALLY painful!

Originally Posted by mark

Im standing on a platform and im holding a bag of yellow/brown powder and a piece of chocolate which I know to be totally illegal.

Well, chocolate is a drug of sorts. I know I'm hooked!

The spare shoulder muscles were a riot. How exactly do you carry them around? In a tupperware container, or do they come in some kind of commercial, prepackaged box?

Originally Posted by The Cusp

Well, chocolate is a drug of sorts. I know I'm hooked!

The spare shoulder muscles were a riot. How exactly do you carry them around? In a tupperware container, or do they come in some kind of commercial, prepackaged box?

I could go crazy if I didn't have my daily dose of chocolate!

Commercial packaged box! Man that's funny.

Originally Posted by Caradon

I could go crazy if I didn't have my daily dose of chocolate!

I sense that we all have something in common here. I wonder if it has anything to do with us liking dreams too.

07 November 2007

Well last night was a good night for dreams, I remember a fair few but non were lucid

I was a little bad and never went to work today so I had extra time to dream....dont hate me to much lol

My Son

Im in a hospital and im being led along a corridor by a nurse with dark hair, the corridor opens into a room and to the left is a section filled with new born babies in small plastic boxes. I walk down the row and panic for a second when I see the nurse stop by one of the boxes with the uggliest baby in it.

This baby has a wierd head and teeth sticking out at odd angle and I think christ please dont let this one be mine! but its not and the nurse holds out a baby to me but im not sure how to hold him. In the end I have to give him back to the nurse when I nearly drop him.

the dream shifts and im sitting at a dinning table next to a window with the blinds drawn. My son is now 4 and he looks like me when I was little with really blond hair. My mum says he has her teeth?

Vampire Cats and Little Chavs

We (me mum and shaun) have moved back to our old house and im a little disapointed because there are so many chavs round here. Im coming back from work wearing my suit and black coat and feel a little vulnerable because I know these chavs would give grief to me for the clothes I wear...

Im back in the house and im sitting on the sofa in the living room, the room has 2 sofa's forming a L in the room and they have white sheets across them which I assume to be because of the move. My mum and shaun are there and shaun tells me that my cat has been infected by a vampire. (I am reading some books were the vampire is a parasite)

I think he has gone insane until I see the crimson eyes starring out from under the sofa across from me. It darts out and jumps up and claws the hell out of shauns face, I stand up totally shocked and watch as mum uses a sheet to capture the thing but its so strong it just pulls her along the floor.

She eventually gets the thing under control and we take it out side and kill it. On the way back to the house we spot 5 Chavs all wearing caps and tracksuits, one of them thows a rock though our window and we run after them.

They see us to late and we capture one each, the others run away and we carry the little bastards to their parents house. I knock on the door and both the mother and father come out. Im telling the mother that she has to pay for the window to be replaced.

She has long blond hair and is quite attractive and she is smiling at me and I tell her im not having a go at her and kiss her. We leave and I think how strange that scene was, her husband never said anything about me and his wife and come to think about it I should have done a RC but I tell myself its to late for that now.

Back home shaun is cooking beans and he empties half a jar of Paprika into them.

Failed WILD Attempt

I tried to wild again this morning after calling in sick but I just enterred a non lucid dream.

There is a girl who has been left in charge of a DVD, the DVD is made of pure silver and has to be re started every 90 mins or it locks down the city and loads of creatures will escape.

The girl has left and the city has been locked down. I am standing in a alley with a chain gun and im running round the streets shooting zombies and half machine/half mutated humans....

Dream shifts and im having a a few drinks and a conversation with Robert Deniro about sex. We are laughing alot and he tells me he has a problem with sex because he has a phobia of womens arm pit hair and we laugh about it.

Originally Posted by Clairity

Just happened to have a "spare" set of shoulders laying around didja?

I'm glad there was no pain for you cuz it sounds REALLY painful!

ha ha yeah dodgy as owt eh? lol

Originally Posted by The Cusp

Well, chocolate is a drug of sorts. I know I'm hooked!

The spare shoulder muscles were a riot. How exactly do you carry them around? In a tupperware container, or do they come in some kind of commercial, prepackaged box?

ha ha i love chocolate! mmmmm

lol yeah it was a strange dream , ha ha it would have been well funny if they came pre packed. As far as I remember I was just carrying them in my hand

Lol you had a very strange night of dreams Mark. You do know babies are born without teeth, right? :p

And your vampire cat dream... all I could think of was Shaun of the Dead. Hahaha. Oh, what's a Chav exactly? Lol.

Robert DeNiro afraid of women's armpit hair? That's classic!

Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography

Lol you had a very strange night of dreams Mark. You do know babies are born without teeth, right? :p

And your vampire cat dream... all I could think of was Shaun of the Dead. Hahaha. Oh, what's a Chav exactly? Lol.

Robert DeNiro afraid of women's armpit hair? That's classic!

ha ha ha yeah very strange lol...I know babies dont have teeth lol this one did and they were horrible...the stero type of british teeth in cartoons lol not nice at all .

ha ha yeah the vampire cat was insane!! lol shaun of the dead what a mint film

lol chavs they are scum to say the least they are usually teenagers who wear tracksuits and caps the spit, swear, mug you, beat people up for fun, drink in the streets, take drugs, they tend not to have jobs and live off beneifts, they have a million kids to a million diffrent mothers, they have a major attitude problem and where im from they probably account for 80% of all crime....ok not all of them are bad but I really hate them I have had so many bad run in with them...... here is a picture of a chav the one in the coat is the one you want to look at lol



or of the older generation there is this

Originally Posted by mark

lol chavs they are scum to say the least they are usually teenagers who wear tracksuits and caps the spit, swear, mug you, beat people up for fun, drink in the streets, take drugs, they tend not to have jobs and live off beneifts, they have a million kids to a million diffrent mothers, they have a major attitude problem and where im from they probably account for 80% of all crime....ok not all of them are bad but I really hate them I have had so many bad run in with them...... here is a picture of a chav the one in the coat is the one you want to look at lol

They sound absolutely lovely! Everyone loves a teenager with millions of kids by millions of different girls.

Originally Posted by mark

07 November 2007
My Son
My mum says he has her teeth?

LOL.. your son has your mom's teeth!! I hope they're nice!!

Originally Posted by mark

Vampire Cats and Little Chavs
My mum and shaun are there and shaun tells me that my cat has been infected by a vampire. (I am reading some books were the vampire is a parasite)

I think he has gone insane until I see the crimson eyes starring out from under the sofa across from me. It darts out and jumps up and claws the hell out of shauns face, I stand up totally shocked and watch as mum uses a sheet to capture the thing but its so strong it just pulls her along the floor.

She eventually gets the thing under control and we take it out side and kill it.

Man, I can't think of anything worse than being attacked by your pet rabid vampire cat!!

Originally Posted by mark

Failed WILD Attempt
Dream shifts and im having a a few drinks and a conversation with Robert Deniro about sex. We are laughing alot and he tells me he has a problem with sex because he has a phobia of womens arm pit hair and we laugh about it.

Wow.. talk about "random"!

Originally Posted by Clairity

LOL.. your son has your mom's teeth!! I hope they're nice!!

ha ha yeah her teeth are fine ha ha it was just a totally random statement lol when I read my notes I was like WTF?? lol

Originally Posted by Clairity

Man, I can't think of anything worse than being attacked by your pet rabid vampire cat!!

ha your telling me lol with its mental read eyes and sharp teeth not to mention its insane strengh lol scared the hell out of me ha ha

Originally Posted by Clairity

Wow.. talk about "random"!

ha ha I do believe its the most random statement I have dreamed of lol .....but it was very very funny at the time

I am just cracking up out loud over the DeNiro thing! And I wanted to ask what a "chav" was (I remember the Mods and the Rockers from Quadraphenia...that's about the extent of English culture that I know..so I'm glad someone else asked.

Very funny stuff. Except for the vampire kitty, of course. And double damn those zombies!

P.S. Mark! Go read Two Shadows dream journal! Totally freaky!

Originally Posted by mark

.(I am reading some books were the vampire is a parasite)

Would those be the Necroscope books?

lol @ armpit hair phobia.. haha... i went car surfingin my dreams this morning... youtube it... it was freakin cool... till the end of the dream anyway....

great dreams Mark! Loved the Vampire cat lol.

Yeah Cusp, the Necroscope books. Have you read them? pretty wild stuff.
Best vampire series by far. At least I think so.

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

I am just cracking up out loud over the DeNiro thing! And I wanted to ask what a "chav" was (I remember the Mods and the Rockers from Quadraphenia...that's about the extent of English culture that I know..so I'm glad someone else asked.

Very funny stuff. Except for the vampire kitty, of course. And double damn those zombies!

P.S. Mark! Go read Two Shadows dream journal! Totally freaky!

ha ha yeah def the best quote from my dreams i think lol

if you want to see chavs in action type it into youtube

vampire kitty was not good lol


lol I just read some of two shadows dreams ...its mad!!! im gonna leave a comment in a bit lol

Originally Posted by The Cusp

Would those be the Necroscope books?

yep that would be Necroscope...im on the 4th now great great books

Originally Posted by tonythephatone

lol @ armpit hair phobia.. haha... i went car surfingin my dreams this morning... youtube it... it was freakin cool... till the end of the dream anyway....

jesus man thats class!!! lol I bet its scary as owt...I will check out your dream like

Originally Posted by Caradon

great dreams Mark! Loved the Vampire cat lol.

ha ha I owe you that one for introducing me to the books

08 November 2007

Not a good night at all for dreams, I hardly slept which is annoying.

Oh after reading Burned up's DJ I may start writing up interpretations of my dreams (I will put them in Italics). It could be quite personal and it might take me a while to get anygood at it so bear with me

Flying

Im flying back to England, not sure were from, but im on a private plan. We land in another country were the pilot says we will stay for the night.

The pilot is Polish and has a white beard, he has a daughter who I think is beautiful she has long dark hair and has been talking to us in the back of the plane.

We are all sitting at a round metal table outside a bar the pilot is totally drunk and I buy a round of drinks for every one. I buy a strange orange cocktail for shaun, and I buy a white cocktail for the girl.

Prison

Im in prison, I have been accused of murder and im lying face down on my bunk. Im depressed and im a little affraid of the men who are around me.

The police have given us 1 role of toilet paper each and we gaurd it from each other fearcley.

Im outside int the court yard looking over a wall which is high up above the city.

Originally Posted by mark

Prison
Im in prison, I have been accused of murder and im lying face down on my bunk. Im depressed and im a little afraid of the men who are around me.

That doesn't sound good. What you think of as face down, the other prisoners think of as ass up.

Originally Posted by The Cusp

That doesn't sound good. What you think of as face down, the other prisoners think of as ass up.

Damn, I almost said it, actually I had it typed but thought better of it...