Psychic Dreamer, Raddish Eater- Suttsman's tales

[suttsman]

Hello reader! You are about to enter the very mechanisms and inner thoughts of my mind. Let's start with some memorable childhood dreams I can still remember. Feel free to add explanations, as my dreams have a reputation of "seeing the future". Story of the haunted muscle car This is one of the very earliest dreams I can remember, dating back to the late 90's. I am in a parking lot of the local mall, when I find a gigantic TV screen and a large pile of VHS tapes. I look at one that says "look behind you". I obey it, and see a haunted musclecar that set course for ramming me. I eluded it for long enough, but then it backed up and I was shocked into reality. Monster tree peril My dream puts me in the drivers seat of a large monster truck. I maneuver with excellence, then the steering wheel falls off where I come to a metal railing. I run over the railing and get launched into a tree that sprang out of nowhere. My dream ends. Suttsinator! I dream that a bunch of robots had invaded my school, and it was my job to stop them. I step through a portal in Terminator fashion, and start dismantiling the robots manually. (the kick their butts way) But then one of the robots grabs me and tosses me out a window apparently 13 stories up. My dream ends there, then I go back in true lucid fashion like the Terminator who promised "ill be back!" I have about 10 similar dreams that hour. Weird thing was that I had no idea that Terminator existed back then. *twilight zone theme plays* I'll post more of those when I can recall. Some present day ones will come too. Stay tuned...

[suttsman]

Hey, new ones for ya. Two, both happening last night. FIRST LUCID I DIDN'T CHEAT BY USING WILD! Okay, so some insignificant stuff happened, then I'm in some cross between a cafeteria (a common occurence in my dreams for some reason EXPLANATION ENCOURAGED) and a restaraunt. I look at the clock, it reads 3:20, then all of a sudden, the arms go to 3:50, then completely disappear. I am suddenly convinced it is a dream. Then, I am enbraced in this incredible intense feeling of being pressed back, but as I do, I am suddenly launched like a rocket diagonally toward the ceiling. I begin to hover through halls, using telekinesis to pick up objects and bring them to life. (only 4 days late for the lucid task thingy. Darnit!) I pass through a door and decided to fire electricity from my hands. Unfortunantely, I shock myself into reality. Game over. Play again? (answer: HELL YES!) Okay, thinking back, I'm both confused and angry as to why the one thing that convinced me it was a dream was the clock. Sure, the red sky and imaginary places and the fact that I have 6 fingers is completely normal but OMG THE CLOCK JUST MOVED! Grr... Yet another cafeteria dream Yes, another cafeteria dream. But this time, this cafeteria is from HEAVEN. I go into the line, and discover a gigantic room filled with goodies and great tasting food. There's countless varieties of sweets: towers of M&M's, pizza, spaghetti, delicious muffins, large cakes, candy bars, fruit, the list goes on! Anyways, I didn't want to realize this was a dream and go lucid, since it was one of the best I've ever had! When I woke up I was hungry. (lucky for me it was breakfast time)

[The Cusp]

Since when is WILD considered cheating?

[suttsman]

Wait... Is WILD the one where you go from going to sleep straight to dreaming? Or am I thinking of WBTB? Anyway, that was the most recent one where I actually did a reality check. I didn't do squat for the other one I had, (the either Wild of Wbtb one) which is here: When Plants attack (in a spaceship) My dream placed me into a high-tech space shuttle with the name X-3 Challumbia. (a combo of Challenger and Colombia, the fallen shuttles) I went through the cargo bay to fix the landing gear or something, when all of a sudden, all the boxes and stuff are turned to soil, and evil moving plants sprout out. They shoot me with their seeds and poison darts, and then I realize "Hey, I'm in control here!" so I set them all on fire with the snap of my fingers. So I get to our destination in a deep space planet similar to Earth (Yay! There is one!) and it turns out there is a space Disneyland there. I go to ride a Mars version of Soarin' (with Martian scenery instead of California's) then I woke up. Very cool.

[suttsman]

Okay, this one is one I forgot a majority of. I'm just curious to see if it is connected to what I was doing. I'm dreamin down in South Park Okay, last night, I was watching the South Park Movie on Comedy Central's Secret Stash from Midnight to 2:00 AM, and when the movie was over (very awesome movie, I should get it) I dropped like a rock. When I was dreaming, I was dreaming I was watching a South Park episode (theatre quality, like not a TV Screen) and it had all the usual banter (Cartman making fun of Kyle, discovering something, uncensored, etc.) and I remember it was something about animals. At the end credits, the creator spot read "You stayed up way too late" and I woke up. Cool. There's a TV in my brain!

[italianmonkey]

Since when is WILD considered cheating? well, that sure sounds new, but it sort of makes sense. i mean, it feels like cheating, someway.. (even if, being harder than DILD - (ok, i mean RC but you understand) - it's not exactly cheating )

[suttsman]

Great dream last night. Really great repetative Adventure! I had a recurring dream at 5:00 AM- 6:00 AM. I was going through metal hallways to this blue octagonal elevator to another floor, then in more mysterious blue hallways, then many rooms filled with cliffs and no floor, then to a fight or something, I dunno. I was Semi-lucid (lucid enough to control my actions) and I had the same dream about 5 or so times in a row.

[suttsman]

Ok, just remembered 2 of my dreams. Both of which had a common thing. Down the curved path I can only remember biking down a curved downhill road to somewhere. Up the down slope I can remember walking heavily up the same road as here ^ but it is narrower, and when i walked up it, a silver car traveled down the road. Coincidence? Also, Carnival Town The title explains itself. I dreamt that my entire town was turned into a carnival. There was a Taco John's food booth, several bizzare cars, and many rides everywhere. I could see rides resembling ones at Epcot from my view from the Monorail. Also, one of the stores that would have been "Seattle Pride" in real life was the actual Space Needle! Cool, eh?

[mark]

no way! lol I did not know you had a DJ man, some good dreams in here keep it up mate im looking forward to reading more

[suttsman]

Thanks! That's good to hear. I'll try to keep up my dream recall and get more in.

[suttsman]

Ok, new ones, one just recalled and one last night: Secret basement Department store I had just discovered a subbasement in my house that contained many foods. I went shopping and then woke up. lame. The evil flippin' house I dreamt I was in my house, in the den, where I am now. When my little bro goes online, the whole house starts to rotate and fling me upside down and around and around. I am spun with enough force to send me flying into the air, and when I descend, I go lucid and get a parachute. Victory is mine! But then I continue being spun by my evil house. Later on, I wake up.

[mark]

he he thats one crazy house! lol must have been really disorientating

[suttsman]

2 new dreams and a partially recalled one for you good people: First a partial: Super sweet House I dreamt I was in a house that must have been some sort of mansion. I remember a wall made of windows to show the outside world, including a very large moon, and many chairs, and a wall to my right. I begin flying for some reason, and I am speed towards a Big screen TV next to a pool of some sort. I can only recall this much. Now for some present day stuff: I'm gonna be late! This dream starts in a false awakening, but it's rather obvious, since my room is very overcrowded. I am running late, so I hurredly get dressed, and get my stuff ready. For some reason, I dreamt my little bro was Butters from South Park. I pass him and then my backpack is gone! I run back upstairs to get it, then I yell I'm almost ready! and then wake up. I hope I really didn't say that! Mission Objective: Assassinate some person I dream I am in a rocky beach with a large cliff to the front of it (from the shore) I start decending the cliff to go kill some person I was supposed to kill. I go ahead and start slicing ropes that suddenly appeared, commenting on "Kicking some ass" or something. I go over and aim my new pistol at the person, and then I realize "Why Am I doing this?" I didn't care and squeezed the trigger. Mission complete! I am greeted by FDR and Captian Pierce from MASH coming from a rowboat, then Wake up. Sweet.

[suttsman]

Okay, weird reoccuring semilucid today.. Popsicle Stick Surfer I am dreaming I am playing a game in which I have to surf on a giant popsicle stick. At first, I start surfing in the air, and then I am met by someone, then I surf through a forest of what looks like wood and stuff. I am led to a dark tunnel of wood, which quickly turns to black tunnel, then a metal tunnel. I am accelerated through the tunnel, gforce and all, twisting and turning. And when I jump off, the popsicle stick slides into a hole marked Hit here to win the dream. I won, so I walked past some machines and step into a white light. I wake up. Cool, but creepy...

[The Cusp]

I jump off, the popsicle stick slides into a hole marked Hit here to win the dream. I won That was too easy of a victory!

[mark]

Nice one mate! surfing on a popsickle sitck lol......reminds me of the silver surfer from the fantastic four

[suttsman]

Too easy a victory eh? How about this one from last night? Warrior in Iraq I dream I am in the army. I go to a platform where the Colonel from MASH tells me to bolt some door shut with peoples in it. Then, we are somehow transported into the air, where the Colonel and I parachute down to the ground. I am swung left and right violently in the air, then I land on the ground, seeing an explosion to my left. I go into a suddenly appearing jeep with the colonel, and we drive through this one street where all of a sudden, a bunch of Clone Troopers come out and run towards us. I decide then it is a dream, so I turned the Jeep towards the suckers and open fire with my Tommy gun. I kill like ten of the bastards and then wake up. Sweet. Also, one I just spontaneously remembered from out of the blue: Gotta Jet! I dream I am near some cliff hundreds of miles above the ground. I see a jet flying very close by the edge. That's all I remember.

[suttsman]

Portal Crapper I dreamt I went into a bathroom. It had a TV that I could watch. I flipped some switches and stuff on the TV, then took a crap. When I was finished crapping, I noticed that the entire room disappeared, leaving only the toilet and infinite whiteness. I then decided I wasn't really taking a crap, so then I changed the blank whiteness into a winter snowstorm. I did this much and woke up.

[The Cusp]

Portal Crapper When I was finished crapping, I noticed that the entire room disappeared, leaving only the toilet and infinite whiteness. White is good. At least your bathroom's clean!

[mark]

ha ha ha nice! there seems to be alot of crap going round dreams at the min lol thought that was a mint dream!

[suttsman]

Ok, got a partially recalled lucid for yall [Insert witty title here] I don't remember much, but i remember after stepping out a door into some building, I realized this was a dream. I couldn't do much, as the room was empty, so I tried saying something lucidly. I spoke this word: "Dammit!" -Yay! my first lucid word! I woke up after this.

[suttsman]

I'm on a roll with the lucids. Computer lucid I think I was WBTB-ing this one. I immediately knew I was dreaming, so I sat on the computer screen (it was like a computer lab) and tried to lift it telekinetically. I succeeded, so I decided to zap everyone on my row with electricity. I did, then reached into my computer and pulled out something. I woke up. Yay! Consecutive lucidness! ALso, my subconscious exploded, and I have recalled many dreams from both last night and from long ago: Two dogs in a washing machine I dream that my dad, my little bro and I have to put some washing machines in his truck. When I curiously open them, two dogs leap out and attack me. Usually, I'd go lucid and get the hell out of there, but I decided to fight naturally. I go lucid, but stay out of control, and fight them off. I succeed and wake up. Majic Book store This is the time period where I got a new book. I go to a book store, then a magic carpet slings me around a castle. Wheeee! Wait up! I am late for the bus, so I start running towards it. As I run, I am lifted into the air. Wheee! Hotel of awesomeness I dream I'm in a super sweet hotel. They have a place in the lobby that dumps you into wherever the hell you want to go. Sweet.

[mark]

woohooo nice one on the lucid mate! you did some good stuff electrocuting people is something I have to try lol oh and im jealous you reached into your screen and pulled something out! lol I tried so hard with that last month for the task with no success lol so congrats mat

[suttsman]

Okay, my dream recall must be at its peak or something, because I can (at least partially) remember all of my dreams last night: Ancient Underwater Treasures I dreamt me and a friend went scubadiving or something. My friend pulled up some ancient statue and tossed a coke can aside from under it. It is an entrance to an ancient cave! Sweet! I look around in the cave and it has gold and stuff in it. Can't remember much else, though... Bowtooth I dream I am in Health class. I take some sort of test, then realize that there are a bunch of violins are sitting around the room. All of a sudden, a bow gets stuck in my braces for some reason. Weird. The bell rings, and I open a path through the wall into the inner garden of the school. Yay! Okay, this one was scary: Sleep Paralysis I am dreaming in health class again for some reason. I realize this, then wake up. When I try to wake up, it happened. The speech behind me slowed down, and I felt a tense sensation all over my body. My back arched, my head pressed back. It was scary.

[suttsman]

Store Spy I'm with two random people from my school in a store. All of a sudden, we need to avoid detection from some person. We duck and dive behind tables, leap to a shelf, then there is an 'escape hole' that we jump into. I stay low still. When I look up, there's the person I was avoiding. I jump down a slide and run like hell. It ends.