Thread: My Momentary Lapses of Reality

3-5

No recollection.

3-6

#1

A false awakening, without a dream before it. I'm downstairs at my dad's house, and I have a radio and some bowls of food under my bed. I turn on the radio and start playing Stevie Ray Vaughn's Pride and Joy, but my dad hears it and yells at me to stop watching a Diamondbacks game and to go to bed. I conclude that I must find out the score of the Diamondbacks game to make it appear that that's what I was doing. I turn on my TV and see on the ESPN bottom line that the game was tied at 14. I crawl into my bed, and spill a bunch of the food underneath. The FA ends.

#2

I'm in a futuristic city. Buckethead is playing in a building next to me, and I want to go see him, but don't get around to it.

#3

I'm back in my dad's house, and it's the middle of the afternoon. There are two evil fairy things flying around, and I'm hiding from them. I'm hiding by pretty much hugging a wall sneaky right? The fairies then turn into pieces of steak, and I cut them up and put them in the garbage disposal.

#4

Me and my mom are walking home from somewhere, and decide to take a detour through an old westernish hotel thingie.Two of my friends find us, and join us. My mom leads us through the dark place, and we reach elevator doors. They open, and a slide is behind them. The slide moves along with you, making it fun and fast.

Good lord I haven't updated in a long time!

3-7

No recollection

3-8

I'm going to a football stadium, but it appears it has been invaded by dinosaurs. I can see the dinosaurs' shadows, and I run away. There are many traffic problems, but me being on foot, get away quickly.

3-9

#1

I'm in a group of people, and we all randomly start singing "Goodbye to Romance" by Ozzy Osbourne.

#2

I'm at school, and a friend of mine whose leg is broken has magically become fixed.

3-10

#1

I'm watching a download page, which is telling me what people are downloading, how much, how fast, whose the fastest, etc. Massive faceplam at me for not doing an RC when I think "Wow, it seems like the numbers change every time I look at them!"

#2

I'm in a restaurant, when out of the blue I realize that I'm dreaming. I wander around the kitchen, and decide to put my finger through my hand, to reinforce the fact that I'm dreaming. I put my finger through, and I see the skin at the other end burst open, then I pull it out. I try the door teleportation method, but it failed. The lucid ends.

3-11

No recollection.

3-12

Me and a group of people are in a study, filled with bookshelves everywhere. We are discussing the possibility of a typo in Romeo and Juliet that could have changed the whole plot.

3-13

No recollection.

3-14

A short but incredibly detailed lucid. All i can remember is running down the stairs at my dad's house. I reached the bottom, but when I closed my eyes, the dream began to fade. I fell unto the pool table, and was in such an uncomfortable position that I had no chance to DEILD upon waking.

3-15

Another dream about ships. I'm on a cruise again, and the ship appears to be in some kind of crisis. My mom wanders off, and I'm worried about if she is okay.

*Uses defibrillator on journal*

August 26th

#1

I'm on a carnival ride. It's like a rollercoaster, but there are several places throughout the ride where the cart goes off a hill and flies off the tracks before safely landing onto another ramp to continue on another portion of railing. The ride ends, and I'm in a dark neon lighted room. I find some friends of mine, and we start heading for somewhere, but I can't recall anything after that.

#2

A very short fragment where all I can remember is that there was something about a doom metal band starting with the letter "E". (Not Electric Wizard)

#3

I'm back at my old middle school to visit some of my favorite teachers. I go into a classroom and I think I've found one of them, but as I approach him, instead of being his balding white self, he turns into a black guy with black curly hair. We never speak as he was on the phone the entire time I was there. I leave that room and try to find any of my old teachers, but none of the names on the classroom doors look familiar. It fades...