Thread: DV Quotes

[Delphinus] 5:30 pm: no, US sucks
[Daniel Danciu] 5:30 pm: US is on the other side.
[Daniel Danciu] 5:30 pm: With UK and Russia.
[Daniel Danciu] 5:30 pm: Ouch, Delphi, that was mean.
[Daniel Danciu] 5:30 pm: I live in the US.
[Lunanitidus] 5:30 pm: lol
[ray] 5:30 pm: lol it does suck
[Lunanitidus] 5:31 pm: w00t im not wrong!
[Daniel Danciu] 5:31 pm: =/
[Daniel Danciu] 5:31 pm: Ok wtf is this?
[Delphinus] 5:31 pm: lol, so do i... so I know

Lol

Thanks for leaving out the last part Dan.

[Dreamhope11] 1:27 am: I hate mark75
[Dreamhope11] 1:27 am: Although i dont even know him
[ClouD] 1:27 am: get out.

Originally Posted by Elwood

I am also abstinent, and making love to my hand is the only way I stay sane.

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I found this amusing in the Yellowstone thread in ED:

Originally Posted by JET73L

Really, why worry? if the apocalypse is nigh, don't try to run beyond the end of the world, just watch it build and surf it out. And if it doesn;t happen, then all that worry was for nothing. Pascal's gambit, but with volcanoes.

[slayer] 8:31 pm: I'll just feel bad if I get a female cat and my mom will make me do whatever to it so it can't have babies

classic slayer, doing what he does best...

You forgot the rest of the story!

[slayer] 8:31 pm: I love seeing kittnes
[no-name] 8:31 pm: ...
[Captain Oneiro] 8:31 pm: true
[Vira] 8:31 pm: so do i
[Captain Oneiro] 8:31 pm: but
[Vira] 8:31 pm: what is it nn?
[Captain Oneiro] 8:31 pm: too many kittties is high priority
[slayer] 8:32 pm: When their all stumbling around
[chevre] 8:32 pm: n_n haha
[slayer] 8:32 pm: it's soooooo cute
[Captain Oneiro] 8:32 pm: it's almost mean to the kitties unless you can really take care of them
[slayer] 8:32 pm: I took care of mine
[DV Chat]: lseadragon has entered at 8:32 pm
[Captain Oneiro] 8:32 pm: i usually just step on them

it still sounds dirty, no matter how you say it...

Your just opening me up for an attack from DuB!

Sorry... I lost a lot of locolies' chat things... but I found this...

[locolies] 11:24 pm: and so i connected to nostradamun and pathagorus
[locolies] 11:24 pm: AS they made their time machine
[locolies] 11:24 pm: it then branched to many others in the same way
[locolies] 11:24 pm: hitmer included
[locolies] 11:24 pm: because that point of time streches and connects to all
[locolies] 11:25 pm: thru their knowledge and awareness of prophesy
    [Delphinus] 11:25 pm: hitmer?
[locolies] 11:25 pm: you know
    [Delphinus] 11:25 pm: no...
[locolies] 11:25 pm: the one who should not be mentiond
    [Delphinus] 11:25 pm: voldemort?
[locolies] 11:25 pm: hahaha kinda

btw i knew you were doing thatclipping and keeping that is

[Delphinus] 2:38 am: My friend went on a long cruise down to south america... now shes back and hates everything
[HyperNova] 2:38 am: I could have sworn you said "now she's black"

[ChaybaChayba] 7:02 pm: and I'm not a troll
[ChaybaChayba] 7:02 pm: I just like insulting people, thats all

Uh...someone else wanna take this?

[purple raevyn] 10:41 pm: do mexican guys always stare at any of you?
[Shift] 10:41 pm: constantly
[Shift] 10:42 pm: the sleezier ones
[Shift] 10:42 pm: especially construction workers and lawn mowers
[purple raevyn] 10:42 pm: it seems like everytime i pass by one, he's looking at me like he wants me
[Shift] 10:42 pm: hence my generalized dislike of slimy, un-assimilated south american men

Edited for maximum lulz

[ClouD] 12:44 am: brb corn
[ClouD] 12:44 am: CORN BWAHHA YUMMY CORN
[ClouD] 12:44 am: brb

unedited

[HyperNova] 7:30 pm: Two cats are fighting outisde
[HyperNova] 7:31 pm: Fucking making weird noises.
[HyperNova] 7:40 pm: Fucking cats
[HyperNova] 7:40 pm: wish they would stop fighting.
[Shift] 7:40 pm: you should spray them with a super soaker whenver they fight
[HyperNova] 7:41 pm: It's 12:41am
[HyperNova] 7:41 pm: And I don't have a super soaker
[HyperNova] 7:41 pm: and they're not my cats.
[Shift] 7:41 pm: cup of water?
[HyperNova] 7:41 pm: I'm not wasting water
[HyperNova] 7:41 pm: Though I feel like running outside naked screaming at those fucking cats.
[HyperNova] 7:43 pm: LAWL
[HyperNova] 7:43 pm: The two cats are having a showdown
[HyperNova] 7:44 pm: They are just staring at eachother
[HyperNova] 7:44 pm: Waiting untill one makes a move
[HyperNova] 7:44 pm: AH
[HyperNova] 7:44 pm: ONE SAW ME
[HyperNova] 7:44 pm: SHIT I'M DEAD
[HyperNova] 7:45 pm: What if one of the cats has a knife?
[HyperNova] 7:45 pm: I should call the cops.
[Shift] 7:45 pm: that's a very good point
[HyperNova] 7:45 pm: Oh, the black one is walking away
[Shift] 7:45 pm: here's a better point, hyper
[Shift] 7:46 pm: what were the other cats doing while those two distracted you?
[HyperNova] 7:46 pm: OH MY GAWD
[HyperNova] 7:46 pm: Shift is right!!
[HyperNova] 7:46 pm: ARGH FUCK, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE
[HyperNova] 7:47 pm: Wait. I think I'm starting to understand the cats' language.
[Shift] 7:47 pm: ahahahah!!!
[HyperNova] 7:47 pm: One is complaining that the other keeps hitting on the other ones pussy.
[HyperNova] 7:48 pm: The other just made a racist remark.
[HyperNova] 7:48 pm: ROFL
[HyperNova] 7:48 pm: THER IS A FOX
[HyperNova] 7:48 pm: I think it just broke up the fight!
[HyperNova] 7:49 pm: Hehe, that fox is cute.
[HyperNova] 7:49 pm: Well the fight is over.
[HyperNova] 7:50 pm: The cat which didn't run away is chilling under it's car.
[HyperNova] 7:51 pm: It's saying someone about "my hood". I can't quite make it out.
[Shift] 7:51 pm: Hyper has officially lost it
[HyperNova] 7:51 pm: Anyway, it's over.
[HyperNova] 7:51 pm: Now I'm bored.

Sorry, I love the stuff that comes out of this kids mouth. Or fingertips. Whatever:

[Shift] 7:58 pm: I AM FREEZING
[Shift] 7:58 pm: TO DEATH
[HyperNova] 7:59 pm: My nipples are only semi errect. It's not that cold.

naki kekeke

Originally Posted by ClouD

[Delphinus] 2:38 am: My friend went on a long cruise down to south america... now shes back and hates everything
[HyperNova] 2:38 am: I could have sworn you said "now she's black"

I read the same thing at first, LOL

Originally Posted by DV chat members**

[tkdyo

1:22 am: sup you one sexy
[oniman7] 1:22 am: What a controversial thread that was...
[ClouD] 1:22 am: Hi
[Basilisk] 1:23 am: hey ophelia you just missed a great convo
****[Xox] 1:23 am: about phone sex
[Basilisk] 1:23 am: about sexies.....
A Roxxor aims at Ophelia and fires
[OpheliaBlue] 1:23 am: I think I just 'borrowed' unsecured interwebs
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:23 am: Mhm'
[oniman7] 1:23 am: lol
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:23 am: You borrowed mine
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:23 am: It's full of spiders
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:23 am: D:
[OpheliaBlue] 1:23 am: I have a laptop with a built in wireless thing and I just clicked on a thing and boom
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:23 am: RESTARTRESTARTRESTARTRESTARTRESTART
[Basilisk] 1:23 am: oh no
****[Xox] 1:23 am: hha
[OpheliaBlue] 1:23 am: haha
Daniel Danciu types /clear
[oniman7] 1:23 am: God... the stuff that gest said here...
[OpheliaBlue] 1:23 am: spiders
[oniman7] 1:23 am: How do you quote the chat?
****[Xox] 1:24 am: copy pasta
[oniman7] 1:24 am: It's going in DV quotes thread in S/B
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:24 am: Copy
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:24 am: Past
[oniman7] 1:24 am: Oh.
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:24 am: PASTE
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:24 am: Quote
[A Roxxor] 1:24 am: ***************
[OpheliaBlue] 1:24 am: 'print screen'
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:24 am: ???
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:24 am: Profit
[oniman7] 1:24 am: Duh.
[OpheliaBlue] 1:24 am: or that
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:24 am: Seis, are you saying women naturally have big teeth?
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:24 am: You fuckshit.
[oniman7] 1:24 am: Sorry, it's 1:30 in the morning...
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:24 am: >:{
[OpheliaBlue] 1:24 am: i will never log off again
*****[tkdyo] 1:24 am: so, apparently sex is the thing that gets people to talk in chat
[oniman7] 1:24 am: Where did that come from?
[A Roxxor] 1:24 am: Yea, that's obviously what I mean
[Basilisk] 1:24 am: lol y?
[OpheliaBlue] 1:24 am: hope I stay logged on foreverrr
*****[tkdyo] 1:24 am: i shall remember
[A Roxxor] 1:24 am: Yes.
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:24 am: 8D
[A Roxxor] 1:24 am: Sex.
[OpheliaBlue] 1:25 am: brb gotta browse
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:25 am: Your eyes will bleed in less than 5 hours.
[Sandform] 1:25 am: http://www.houseofboo.com/movies/?name=wizardmanual
[Basilisk] 1:25 am: i hope not
*****[tkdyo] 1:25 am: because convo didnt pick up until sex came in to the picture
[oniman7] 1:25 am: Notice how there are so many people here, yet none of them talk.
[Basilisk] 1:25 am: eye bleeding sucks
[oniman7] 1:25 am: I dispute that!
[A Roxxor] 1:25 am: It's that thing that people are all like 'ooh' and 'aah' about, and then totally fail to do correctly
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:25 am: They are cosplaying.
[oniman7] 1:25 am: I have been on computers for almost a day straight.
[Basilisk] 1:25 am: you like eye bleeding?
[A Roxxor] 1:25 am: Congratulations, oni?
[oniman7] 1:26 am: As soon as something absolutely hilarious gets said, I am quoting and getting out of here.
[oniman7] 1:26 am: lol
*****[tkdyo] 1:26 am: again I say wth sandform
[oniman7] 1:26 am: I know, I need a life.
[Basilisk] 1:26 am: just scroll up
[DV Chat]: Daniel Danciu has left at 1:26 am
****[no-name] 1:26 am: im going to bed, goodnight all
[Basilisk] 1:26 am: theres plenty about phone sex, etc.
[DV Chat]: Daniel Danciu has entered at 1:26 am
*****[tkdyo] 1:26 am: night
[oniman7] 1:26 am: Alright.
[ClouD] 1:26 am: I like where this is going.
****[Daniel Danciu] 1:26 am: I'm sorry..
[oniman7] 1:26 am: G'night
****[Xox] 1:26 am: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwiiovRmVig

Not the greatest, I know. But this is what happens when you get 15 sleep deprived, bored, well... geeks... in a chatroom together at 1:30 A.M

I especially like " I have a laptop with a built in wireless thing and I just clicked on a thing and boom "

EDIT: I just checked the youtube video. It is Sweden's national anthem.

. . .

You're doing it wrong.




Seriously, if I see any more chat quotes in here that are not monumentally hilarious in the next week, I'm locking the thread again.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

. . .

You're doing it wrong.




Seriously, if I see any more chat quotes in here that are not monumentally hilarious in the next week, I'm locking the thread again.

AHAHAHAHAHA!

MoS and his empty threats sure crack me up.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

AHAHAHAHAHA!

MoS and his empty threats sure crack me up.

Quoted for in before lock.

[Minus] 1:02 am: who the hell is asher?
[ChaybaChayba] 1:03 am: asher isn't that the guy who catches
pokemon?