There was this big mean witch, and she killed me and sent me to this afterlife (same town from above), only now I also had powers, similar to those of a lucid dream, though I wasn't lucid. But I could change appearance at will, float, fly..all that jazz. I felt good. But I guess the big mean witch was hoping I'd be sad about being dead, so she showed me 3 pictures of different people, and told me "YOU decide which one is to die next, cackle cackle" This was horrible. The pictures were of Joe, my son, and another child. There was no way I could win, so I immediately thought that it would be 'wrongest' to kill children, and if I chose Joe, I could maybe try to explain it to him when he got to the afterlife, and beg his forgiveness...plus at the time, I felt pretty confident that I knew a way to send him back. So I chose Joe. Then BOOM suddenly we both had jobs flipping burgers in some greasy fast food joint....but here's the funny part: to Joe, it was normal, he didn't even know he had died. I still knew though, but chose not to say anything for the time being. I mean, how would that work: "Hey Joe, guess what...we're dead and it's my fault and this is the afterlife, wheeee." So there we are, all sweaty and bitching about work, when he said "Man, I wish we had jobs as secret agents." Then Joe's work clothes began to change into one of those suits like from the Matrix or MIB. Mine began to change too, and he really looked startled, so I explained about the witch. I was about to apologize but he was so excited about being a secret agent man now, that he was hardly even paying attention to me lol. So we step outside and there's a black limo, waiting for us. So we got in, and Joe was all excited, and giddy, and playing with all the buttons, but I still had crap to say. So the limo pulls out and starts to go to that same town from before. Joe is all smiling and playing with the windows, and I say "Look, I'm sorry I chose you, I just would have felt to guilty about killing a child you know? Plus I chose you for an entirely selfish reason as well. I mean, who wouldn't want to spend eternity in this place with you? And truthfully, I've been in love with you for as long as I remember knowing you..." I couldn't believe i said that lol, but he interrupted me and said "It's fine...this is really fun. Plus I may have harbored a feeling or two for you as well." Awwwwwwwwwwww.
Then I just put my head on his shoulder and the dream changed a bit.
(Is that 'Secret Agent Man' song going through y'all's heads? It is for me, the whole time I'm typing this lol.)
Anyway, now we were on a local boy/girl soccer team in that same town. I mostly got the bench, which was fine because I just took alot of pictures of Joe playing. Man I can still see one clearly in my head, where Joe's about to get bombarded by a bunch of players, but he kicked the ball away from them JUST in time....very cool action shot. Then we took a break and went grocery shopping or something, and this time Joe sat on a bench in the store and took pictures of me pushing the cart? Weird, what's with the pictures. Then we went back to the practice field, which was near a child's playground. So we all goofed around there for a whil on the monkey bars and stuff. Then I'm talking to one of the other players, when I involuntarily start floating...and there's this REALLY weird sensation in my gut as it's happening. I only float up about 4 or 5 feet, and I just hover...but I'm freaking out and I want to grab on to something, but nothing's in reach. So I panic and ask the guy to go get Joe, who rushes up and gives me his hand. I grab his hand and feel better, and the weird sensation is gone, but he is unable to pull me to the ground. So I start to assess the situation and try to understand why this is happening and what could be causing it. So there we are, I'm floating in the air, and Joe has me by the hand (it must look like he's holding an Ophelia-shaped balloon), and I say "I guess it's because I need to eat more fish."
Then I hear my son calling me in real life, and I begin to wake up, but I don't want to go....Joe lets go of my hand and I wake up.
~ The End[/b]
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