Thread: SD--1 Zukin

Originally Posted by Queen Zukin

Thanks!

Joe (or anyone else):

The picture I took of it is far less impressive than the reality of it: It scared the shit out of me! But I took a picture anyways lol. Don't mind the laundry.

Click for the picture of my ceiling case randomly falling off the ceiling

And the other one (look near the bottom)

A Clever Paint Job

A classmate of mine was having a party that was co-hosted by the school! He was inviting people to the main commons of the school and they were going to have a party with paint ball guns. In this way, the school decided it would also be a cheap way to redecorate.

I think something went massively wrong though, because I don't remember ever making it to the party but I do remember a really hilly graveyard.

Living in the Bathroom

I was living in the bathroom, in the dream it was my own house though. There was a person washing sheets but I think I was building a fort and needed more. I don't really remember much from this dream, but I'm pretty sure that someone got married.

Did this happen when you were asleep?

I had one of those fall on me a few years ago. It hit me in the head. I've been nuts ever since!

I'm kidding. It didn't break my brain circuitry... As far as I know.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

Did this happen when you were asleep?

Nah I was just passing through.

Originally Posted by Nephanim

I had one of those fall on me a few years ago. It hit me in the head. I've been nuts ever since!

I'm kidding. It didn't break my brain circuitry... As far as I know.

Yikes! There's some bad luck lol.

Bad day but good dreams. I love how hardcore techno makes everything better.

We Shared a "War" Dream

I was in Toledo with "Joe". I'm really not sure if Joe was really Joe, he turned into a girl halfway through. We were driving and getting lost.

It was getting really cold and we were running out of gas. We pulled to the off the road and to a house. The house was on a slant and had either a shack or a small garage on the declining side of the slant nearest to the road.

We searched for a map but there wasn't one in my car. We hopped out of the car and noticed that there was a car parked next to us. It was unlocked. Inside was a GPS.

We somehow started that car and I turned on the GPS. It was in Spanish. I changed the settings back to English and plugged in the address. We drove off in the random stranger's car (probably should have asked first hahah).

About a half hour into the drive we noticed that there was a dark green car following us.

We took an exit to get a bite to eat and the green car followed us. We forgot about them for awhile until we were finished. I looked behind us and a group of 4 were getting back into their green car. One of them was a tall woman who looked as if she had Mexican ethnicity. She was wearing a very...interesting....skirt. It was pretty but it was strange.

They continued to follow us. I looked on the GPS and realized that they were tracking our movement by using a separate GPS system in their car.

We covertly parked in a lot near the zoo. We hopped the fence and realized that we were in some kind of animal's den. We hopped another fence past that and saw my mother.

"Hey! We were looking for you!" We called out to her. I think she was oblivious to the fact that we had even lost her.

The four people who were following us caught up.

"Hey, sorry, you can have your car back and your GPS. We were lost without gas, money, or heat."

"Oh, you should have knocked on the door. My grandma may have been able to help!" One of the boys responded. They seemed OK with everything that had happened.


We stayed the night at a hotel so we could hang out with them some more. Funny how our stalkers turned into our friends.

The next morning, two of the boys came out of their room with smiles on their faces. They looked at me, winked, and said, "We shared a 'war' dream."


I think that was an innuendo.

Piano Fail

I was playing one of the pianos in the middle of the hallway at the dorms in the middle of the night. Someone came out of their room and told me to stop. I went to bed. I started hearing someone playing piano music upstairs.

Our room had two twin size beds, but we had to share the room with four people.

The Perfect Server

I remember some parts of this dream. I was on Minecraft with a friend but I don't really know who. We were trying to find the perfect random server. We did find some good ones, they had pretty beaches (for a video game) and a neat tower. I remember jumping on a really large structure or something, and my friend found something cool.

Something about serrated knives and DV posts about shared dreaming.

Won a Jackpot

My mom and I were at some kind of store. They locked us in. We went to one of their rooms and found that they had a large appliance like those in arcades...You press the button and lights spin around and you have to press the button again...Argh I'm too tired to explain this lol

Anyways, we were playing that game with a bunch of other people. Usually in real life it is pretty hard to win, but everyone was winning on their first try. Instead of spitting out tickets, it gave us mini jackpots. We won $1,950.

Epic Sledding

I was sledding with my friend in the front yard. My front yard is pretty flat, but yet we were going really fast. I build up a ramp and I was getting air. It was pretty fun until the dream scene changed while I was sledding, and I hit my head on a new closet door.

Cleaning and reorganizing

I moved a lot of stuff around in the basement, and got the bird's cage cleaned. I remember having a really old table, and there was a lot of colorful stuff on it.

Grade 10 White Water Rafting

My family and I were white water rafting. While in the raft, we were informed that this was Grade 10 (grade 6 is the highest, I think). It really wasn't too bad though. But we weren't aware of what was coming next.

Our guide, who wasn't in the boat with us - rather just a disembodied voice, said:

"You will need to grab on to the raft handles to keep the raft with you during your fall."

Your fall? WHAT?!

We smashed into a rock and we were thrown off of a large waterfall.



The waterfall was about two and a half times as large as the one above.

We kept the raft, but as soon as we hit the water below we dispersed like marbles. I hit my head on a rock, and woke up later on the shore.

I checked into the store and got some band aids. I was bleeding pretty bad on the side of my foot and on my cheek bone. I saw that I already had a bandage on, but I was bleeding through it.

slept deeply

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

There was a huge storm coming. High winds, dark clouds, and the chance of a tornado.

My family decided that it would be a great time to eat out!

As we drove, my cousin and I looked out the window. We saw the ancient Roman pantheon pillars falling over and reveal a man standing within. The scene was strange.

We arrived at the restaurant, and because everyone else has the exact same brilliant idea of eating out during a tornado, the place was nearly booked. We were seated at a long table and we were to share the table with another family.

I ordered some kind of catfish. It was good.

In the adjacent room I heard a melody that I was familiar with...but the words had changed. It sounded like someone had remade a classic disney song into a rap.

After a few minutes of thinking, I realized that the melody was Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

I realized that I didn't know where my family had gone off to, but standing near the window was a blonde haired little girl. She looked lost.

I brought her over to me, and away from the window where debris could hit her.

Bieber in the Microwave

One of my classmates was at my house. My house was strange looking though, like a cryptic maze castle. She was turning evil, and for some reason decided to put a poster of Beiber in the microwave.

Running to Karate

I was having karate lessons in the gym from middle school. The teacher was a different person and she was strict and harsh. After lessons were over, I realized that I wasn't sure how I got here. I didn't remember taking my car here.

So I decided to run home. I ran at about 35 MPH on the highway. It was actually pretty cool, but I didn't have any shoes on.

I got to my house and it was day light again. Sam drives up next to me and exclaims that her computer battery exploded in her backseat while she was being hit by a car. She rushed home.

I looked back at my car, which was now parked in a parking lot. It had turned into a car/motorcycle hybrid.

Damn! My achievements finally showed up! Looked better before!

The Sexy Stalker

I was in someone's basement. There was a couch and a weird rug. There was a dragon trying to sit on the couch.

Harry Potter was in the basement and he wanted to fight the dragon. Everyone was freaking out because the dragon was ripping Harry to shreds.

The dream sort of changed and I was watching me being stalked by a stalker. She was actually pretty hot. She had curly black hair that was in an interesting up do. She followed me throughout the dream and just sort of stared while I watched her invisibly.

So I guess I was stalking the stalker to who was stalking the fake version of me?

I woke up from that dream with a charlie horse.

Dreams for February 17th 2011

Lucid Dreaming is Dangerous!!!

I was going to a beach with my friend. They had "made" this new beach, but for some reason you had to go through customs to access it.

The customs room was dark and neon. It reminded me of a lobby for laser tag. They explained that if you wanted to get to the beach you would have to go through a haunted maze first.

They unleashed us into the maze. It was indoor and looked industrial. The walls of the maze were maybe only about 4-5 feet tall, so you could see over them. They were lined with Christmas lights.

I peered over one of the walls and saw a robotic bug. It was moving fast and was rather large. It was kind of scary, but it was so robotic that it wouldn't chase after me. It would just go in its pre-programmed path.

I took a right and found myself in a room within the maze.

"YOU ARE IN OUR BASE!!!"

"WE'RE GONNA SHOOT YOU IF YOU DON'T GET OUT!"

Oh! Apparently this was a hybrid between a haunted maze and laser tag. I didn't have a gun nor a vest, so I wasn't sure how they were going to shoot me. I ran out of their base, which was lit up like New York City in Christmas lights.

I ran out of a door and into a lecture room. I sat down.

"Scientists have discovered that these lucid dreamers often have acquired substantial brain damage. This brain damage is most often effecting the very surface of the brain. The more often the individual lucid dreams, the more damage accumulates."

Oh no! I am a lucid dreamer!

Hearing Some Funky Noises

I missed the bus so I needed to drive myself to school. It was really dark. Something felt strange.

The car was making noises, it always makes weird noises, but this was different. It sounded like radio static but the car doesn't have a radio. I also felt more elevated from the ground than usual. I did a reality check, but I had five fingers.

Yuck sorry I have been all lazy like with my DJ lately. I have fallen into a nasty habit of not writing down my dreams and then remembering them throughout the day, so I write down yesterdays dreams and then forget last nights. D:

Fortunately though, I got smart and decided to write them down last night.

Not Serious Enough

I was mad at one of my friends because she wasn't being serious enough. Yeah it's ok to laugh at a joke, but when I was being legitimately serious she was still laughing. I was getting really frustrated so I left.

I FA'd from the dream. I went to fetch my dream journal. It was in the shape of a 3 ring binder. That was strange...

FA'd again. I looked at the clock. 4:21 PM?! How had I slept this late???

Table A in B

I was a foreign exchange student. I was staying at an apartment complex. In the middle of their lawn was a pool that was shaped like a crop circle. I joined the people in the pool, even though it was early March in the dream.

The dream turned into a sex dream mixed with Statistics.

Swimming to the North Pole

It was probably near the beginning of summer, and I was working in a restaurant. My co-workers were rowdy and obnoxious. I often caught myself looking out the window at the ocean, wishing I could be there instead.

I eventually had enough of them, and decided to just quit this job right on the spot. I ran out wildly into the ocean. It was so nice. I decided to swim to the north pole.

I kept swimming and the ocean turned foamy. It wasn't icy, but just full of foam. The waves were getting more treacherous. An ice road trucker drove past me and gave me a strange look. There was a cat with him.

I decided to swim back but it seemed as if the heavy waves kept following me. I started drowning under a few of them having gotten pulled in by one of the larger waves. I turned out ok though, and decided it wasn't a good idea to swim to the north pole.

Worms :s

I was in the living room wearing shorts. I looked at my knees. In the light I could see long, thin, white worms poking through the surface of my skin. I freaked out. There was more and more it was horrible.

Black Gloves

I remember seeing a guy with black gloves. I looked at his hands and he had six fingers. I decided this would be a good time to do a reality check. I had five fingers but I still knew that I was dreaming. And of course, I don't remember most of this dream. I remember thinking "I need to remember my goals! I'm running out of things to do!" and I remember seeing a mountain, and maybe a lake.

Originally Posted by Queen Zukin

I was in the living room wearing shorts. I looked at my knees. In the light I could see long, thin, white worms poking through the surface of my skin. I freaked out. There was more and more it was horrible.

Well, that's gross. I've had dreams about worms wriggling out of my throat... That's never pleasant.

Originally Posted by Queen Zukin

I remember seeing a guy with black gloves. I looked at his hands and he had six fingers. I decided this would be a good time to do a reality check. I had five fingers but I still knew that I was dreaming. And of course, I don't remember most of this dream. I remember thinking "I need to remember my goals! I'm running out of things to do!" and I remember seeing a mountain, and maybe a lake.

Congratulations on the lucid dream.

^ Thanks. I really hate those dreams. At least though it seems like I am starting to get back on track with lucid dreaming. Life has been pretty hectic lately.

WTF Snowday?

I was in my anatomy class. I then realized: WTF, didn't we have a snowday today?

I started asking around as to why we were at school if we were supposed to have today off, but I couldn't get a clear and concise answer. I either got shrugs or "they recalled it."
I started working on my project again when I realized: We weren't even working on a project. Weren't we supposed to have a test today?
Someone started playing one of my favorite DJ's songs on the projector, and I wondered how they even knew about them because they weren't mainstream.

Eyeless Little Boys

I was in an apartment. I didn't have a body, but it wasn't as if it was a movie either.

In one of the rooms in the apartment there were a couple Asian boys, and someone had cut out their eyes with knives, leaving empty sockets. Dried up blood was left on their cheeks. I seemed to get the feeling that they were being held hostage. It was really disturbing.

I wonder what that one means. :S

Road Side Seizures

The road was really slick and icy. That wasn't too bad though. Drifting a bit is alright, but NOT when it leads to seizures!

People who drifted to the side of the road and to the shoulder started shaking violently in a seizure. There cars would remain idle as their bodies just lay there shaking.

There was a bus driving in front of me, and I tried to stop for it, but the car slid past the bus and to the shoulder...

This is Better than Fudge

We were supposed to be learning how to use a GPS. My team dressed up in costumes and we set out. The street that we were supposed to be finding was called "This is Better than Fudge Road". It was in a subdivision.

Bumper! I lost my cotton candy!

My mom and I were walking through downtown. They were holding a festival. We decided to get some cotton candy.

We went to a theater, and my mom apparently knew a guy named Bumper that would get us in for free. They were also holding a movie premier here, and the cast were taking photos together. They wanted me to be a part of the photo because I was one of the cast members. As I smiled for the photo I thought how I didn't remember being in any recent movie...

My mom and I sneaked into the theater with our cotton candy when I realized I wasn't holding cotton candy anymore...I didn't remember setting it down...Wtf?

Ant VS Hornet

My sister was showing me a video of an ant and a hornet fighting. In the end, a giant millipede came in and killed both of them. It was dark and I went back to bed.

Delicious Valentine...

A girl came to my house. She wanted help in making a three dimensional valentine out of long strips of bacon. Needless to say we ate most of the valentine before it was even finished.

Pancake Nightmare

I decided to come home for my lunch break. I was feeling the need for pancakes! I put some microwavable pancakes in the microwave for 25 seconds. When I opened the door, they were burnt, crispy, and black.

I didn't get around to writing my dreams down yesterday, but since I didn't write anything even in my physical DJ, it was probably nothing important. I had a cool dream last night though to make up for it.

Everything's A Conspiracy

Our school started a volunteering program in which it would pair up with other schools and exchange several students. The exchanged students would work after school in the different school, just helping to clean up and such.

I got exchanged to a school that had 5 floors. I was supposed to be working on the very top floor. It was already dark outside and the school wasn't lit up (not uncommon for where I live). I climbed the staircase until I was at the very top floor. Each floor consisted of only a single classroom and a small connector hallway. The only light the classroom had was a tiny lamp that probably was never meant to serve as a light source.

One of my partners was already in the classroom. He was in the closet, as we had been instructed to clean it. I opened one of the doors. Inside the closet were bunches of old skeleton keys. Some were hanging up and others were in bowls. I wondered if I could find the skeleton key from the house in which I used to live...

"Do we have anyone else coming here to help us?" I asked my silent partner.

"Yes." He said, with a wicked smile. He continued to look at me that way, just standing and smiling. WTF.

This was a little too weird for me. I couldn't see past the closet so I tried to turn on some other lights, but none of them were working. I wasn't sure if there was anyone else in the room with me, besides my creepy partner. I didn't want to risk being on the front page of the newspaper for being the newest strange murder victim, so I booked it out of there.

The next day, the school contacted me and told me that I must fulfill my duty in the volunteering program.

I arrived at the exchange school early, so I could observe the classroom while it was still full of students. While I was standing in the 5th floor hall, I noticed that there was a green square that was mildly raised from the surface. It looked like a simple tile decoration, but I had a very strong hunch that there was something buried underneath it.

The school let out for the day, and the students piled out of the classroom. But something caught my eye immediately. The student that I was working with, the one that was supposed to also be from my school, was from this school. His friends, which were probably going to be my partners for that evening, were also hanging around him.

They stood on the raised tile floor and talked for a bit. An old man walked up to them and gave them a bottle of alcohol in which they gladly accepted.

I snuck past them and into the teacher's room. She had short blonde hair, was relatively young, and was sitting at her desk.

"Hey, I have heard that you've had some trouble with the volunteering program. What's up?" She said politely.

"I don't feel comfortable in your classroom when I can barely see in front of me! I can't work here unless you give us more lights." I replied. I'm not sure why I didn't tell her about my bizarre, psychopath partner, but I guess lighting was my first concern. I could hit one of them over the head if I needed to, but I couldn't do that as effectively if I can't see where they are.

"I'm sorry to hear that. I will put in a request for more lights, but the school board is to stingy with their money these days." She announced as politely as she could. But all I could think was that she was being a hypocrite. Right now, all of the florescent lights were on, but later in the evening NONE of them worked.

I went into town, refusing to go back to that school. I decided to hang out at a small restaurant.

Men in black suits walked in the restaurant and asked the manager if I was here. I quickly leaped under the bar and in to a small corner where I was well hidden from the men.

I still had a good view of the restaurant, and I could tell that they were just pretending not to know where I was. They eventually "found" me under the bar and told me that I needed to continue volunteering at the school. I refused. I wondered why it mattered so much to them anyways. Why did everyone insist that I go back to the school?

They refused to negotiate with me any longer, so they pulled me out from under the bar. I instantly grabbed one of their workers, a beautiful middle eastern women, and decided to hold her hostage. I dragged her into my car and took off down town.

Now, I was "aware" of what these men in black suits were doing. I could hear them talking even though I was in my own car.

"They are getting away! Create a road obstruction!"

Instantly, a hot dog stand came plunging into my lane. I swiftly dodged it.

"Damn! Create more!" The men yelled again.

The road in front of me cracked open as if a magnitude 10 earthquake was altering it. The car fell into a large pothole created by the controlled earthquake, and I grabbed the woman and got out of the car. We stole a bystander's blue motorcycle.

I didn't know where I was taking the woman, and where I was going to hold her hostage at. I just knew that the men in black suits were trying to force me to go to the school by controlling my surroundings and other people.

Karate Anxiety

My friend was watching me practice for my karate test. Afterwards, we decided that we would go out to eat. After eating, I realized that I completely missed my karate test, it was an hour ago.

Originally Posted by XT-421

""FA'd again. I looked at the clock. 4:21 PM?! How had I slept this late???"" Subconscious pwnage.

I feel like I might've had something to do with that conspiracy, lol. Sorry about that... Your dreams are SO interesting to follow, pattern wise. You often have phases of dreaming, it is just really cool.


~Joe

!!! I didn't even notice that number! Epic!

Can you explain more on the phases? (if you want PM)

I'll probably be at your house around 7-8AM, depending on when I can get my butt out of bed.

Maple Meat

I was really craving a sandwich, like really. I went in the fridge to see what kind of meat we had. Sitting on the shelf was a beautiful package of maple smoked ham. I delicately opened the package and put the ham on the soft bread. This was what I was craving.

Sidewalk Chalk

I was drawing pictures of stuff on the driveway. It was hot like summer. The elementary school bus was coming to pick me up. I got on board, and the driver made sure that I was OK. We lapped around the street before coming back to my neighbor's house. Her mom explained how she was growing chocolate trees in her yard.

Lemonade Fail

I was at a party. My friend was there. She was being the "bartender" and was making drinks for people. She was trying to make her lemonade by using lemon juice and water. Unfortunately, she mistook alcohol for water, and instead accidentally made everyone's drinks alcoholic. Everyone was drunk by the time the party was done.

Oh, and we had a visitor at the party. The Kool-Aid man burst through the wall, and one of the older ladies screamed at him, "Damn! You think you would have grown up and matured by now!"

Originally Posted by Queen Zukin

"Damn! You think you would have grown up and matured by now!"

rofl! That's pretty funny.

This may have been a shared dream with Joe.

Biking Across the Atlantic!

Joe and I were going camping! We were going to bike across the nation for two weeks, and then bike across the ocean and visit Sweden. We started in Arkansas.

We had to keep going back because we kept forgetting things. We were wearing little gloves because it was chilly, and I brought a blanket just in case. Despite the fact that we were about to bike to Arizona, across the Atlantic, to Sweden, and then visit an Iceberg, we didn't bring much.

The ice berg was pretty cool. It was dark and stormy, and we were supposed to jump off a platform and explore the underwater part of the ice berg.

Lucid Fragment

I knew I was dreaming. I remember standing in a really small room, maybe it was a hut. There was someone else in the room, I think he may have cued me into the fact that I was dreaming. I remember that I thought about flying, but I didn't really want to. It was really dark outside, and in the inside of the small room.


Two Hours Late

I was sitting in my 3rd hour, with a teacher that I had in 11th grade. She was requesting that we turn in an essay. I had written the essay, but I didn't have all the parts to it!

I sat there, thinking for a bit. Then I realized, how did I even get here? I don't remember going through the ordeal of my first hour. Maybe...Was I dreaming?

I did a reality check, five fingers. I looked at the dry erase board, looked away, and then looked back. Everything remained the same...Curious...

I was then awoken and told that we were going to be on a two hour delay

Punk Heart!

I went back to bed, and had this small little dream. My fifth hour teacher had us in the computer lab, and we were going to finish our projects. I'm not entirely sure what these projects were about, but I think it may have had to do with English, even though my fifth hour isn't English. I was Google Imaging some pictures for my project. I was looking for hearts apparently.

The hearts were too pink for my liking, so I Googled "punk heart". I clicked on the first image, and the site that popped up had a song playing in the background. The song only consisted of 3 or 4 notes, and was blackish green, meaning it was really low pitched. It was catchy though.

Formaldehyde in the Tunnels

I was driving around somewhere, but I got a call that announced the Loughner had escaped from prison, and was spraying formaldehyde in all of the freeway tunnels. Apparently, this was supposed to be extremely poisonous. People were trying to vacate the highway.

Wrong Place and Time

I was driving around in the deep woods. I saw a yellow sign with an arrow. Out of curiosity, I followed the arrow. There was words written on the sign, but what was written escapes my memory.

When the road split, there would be another yellow sign directing me where to go. I continued to follow the signs until I came to a house.

I entered the house and there was a group of people sitting on the stairwell. I walked up the stairs and joined them. The room was spacious and tall, and had a beautiful old chandelier hanging from long gold chains.

A guy sitting on the step above me handed me a note. It read:

Hello! I haven't seen you here before!

I've been coming to this annual event for 6 years now! I am glad to see a new face. If you want, maybe we can hang out later. That would be really cool.

He left his email address, which I don't remember, but I think I remember a few words which it contained.

I looked around the room a little bit more, and discovered that I was sort of at a "convention". I figured out that the goal was to solve a mystery like a detective, based on the clues that you found around the old house.

The old chandelier began swinging back and fourth slowly. A woman in a purple Victorian dress walked in the room.

I got kicked out of the dream here. I don't think I woke up, but there was some sort of lapse of consciousness.

I was now in the hallway, still in the old house at the convention. It was really dark. I tried to flip on a light switch, but it wasn't working. I tried another. Still darkness. I wondered if this was a dream.

Confused, I walked out of the house and into their backyard.

The backyard was full of greenery ranging from flowers to beautiful vines. In the middle there was a tall chair, like that of a throne. The chair itself was compelling, and so I sat down in it.

Suddenly, metal chains snared around the chair and I, so that I was bound to it. A pale vampire rose from the earth and came towards me.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I heard someone scream. I looked over. It was the same guy that had gave me the note on the staircase.

"Father, NO! This was the wrong person!" He yelled out to his vampire father. The vampire didn't seem to care that much, and began to continue his attack.

The man pulled back the vampire, pinned him to the ground, and stabbed a stake into his heart.

"Many apologies. This convention is how my father, who is a vampire, gets his food. The last clue leads up to sitting in the chair in which you are sitting, and then my father goes in for the kill while the person is chained. I didn't expect you to still be here." He calmly explained.

Ma'am, I'm just a Pizza Doctor

I had to ride the bus home, but I didn't know which bus to take because I rarely ride the bus. I chose the bus that looked the coolest. I took a seat in the middle which had half of its seat missing.

Throughout the bus ride, there was a creepy circus girl following us.



She sort of looked like the girl in the middle. Those tall circus people are scary.

We stopped at a restaurant and my sister was now with us. There was a man who was helping to make pizzas, but he was dressed up as a doctor. My sister explained to the "doctor" the problems she was having with her feet, and the man just said to her, "Ma'am, I'm just a Pizza Doctor."