If You Watch It Backward...

[Oneironaut Zero]

http://www.bigfatass.de/bfa/wp-conte.../backwards.gif Post your own! If you watch The Terminator backward, it's a story about a lonely robot who gets chased around by humans and adapts a human-like appearance to hide from them. Finally, he's able to open a gateway back to the future so he can be around other robots like himself.

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

If you watch Godzilla: King of Monsters backwards, it is about how Tokyo was built.

[Black_Eagle]

If you watch any romantic comedy ever made backwards, they're slightly more realistic. "If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum." HAHAHA! That's got to be the best one. I'm totally sigging that. Edit: Woops, forgot to put backwards.

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

Good one, Black Eagel! If you watch Waking Life backwards, you don't really notice anything different. If you watch Un Chein Andalou backwards, the timeline makes a little more sense. If you watch 2001: A Space Odyssey backwards, you can make Christians mad. If you watch Cloverfield backwards, the cast still under reacts.

[The Cusp]

If you watch Lassie backwards, it's the story of a zombie dog who tricks a little boy into falling down a well.

[guitarboy]

If you watch a horror remake backwards, you get the same length of a nap as if you watch it fowards. if you watch two girls one cup backwards, it looks like some peoples reactions? I'm bad at this.

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

Not as bad as me. Yours were good.

[arby]

If you watch Benjamin button backwards, it's about a normal dude in a world full of freaks that age backwards.

[guitarboy]

If you watch Benjamin button backwards, it's about a normal dude in a world full of freaks that age backwards. Hah.

[Man of Steel]

If you watch Superman backwards, it's about an alien who breaks a criminal out of jail, flies backwards around the world a lot, throws missiles, and eventually reverts to a little boy who goes back to his home planet to put it all back together from chunks of rock. If you watch The Princess Bridde backwards, it's still just as awesome.

[Black_Eagle]

^double post fail^ If you watch the Resident Evil series backwards, it's the story of how the human race evolved from a bunch of mindless zombies.

[Universal Mind]

This is a great idea for a thread, Oneironaut. The Graduate backwards is about a guy who rides a bus with a girl to her wedding and hauls ass back to his town to argue with her mother, and later screws the girl's mother a whole bunch of times and gets on an airplane to go to college. Menace II Society backwards is about thugs who bring other thugs to life, sometimes after giving them a car or money, just to hear them talk shit. The main thug ends up turning into a small child. Deliverance backwards is about some Atlanta businessmen who paddle canoes backwards up a river to heal Burt Reynolds' broken leg and pick up a dead friend on the way to bring him back to life before stopping to get Ned Beatty laid at gunpoint by a resurrected hillbilly.

[Invader]

If you watch the past 300 years of Earth's history backwards, it's about a species that gets off by growing forests and inventing new species.

[Universal Mind]

Come on, people. More! More! The Karate Kid backwards is about a karate tournament champion who gets his ass whipped severely over and over after he no longer knows karate.

[Sandform]

If you watch Legally Blonde backwards it is a story about a smart woman who decides to breeze through life on her looks.

[Techno]

If you watch 300 backwards, it is a story about a group of zombie Greeks who heal the Persian army, travel all the way home and pull some dude out of a pit.

[Grod]

If you watch Spiderman backwards, it's about a costumed freak who gets bitten by a spider which turns him into a normal person. If you watch Battle Royale Backwards, it's about a kid who goes around reviving dead people with guns, and then sending them all back to school. If you watch Dragonball: Evolution backwards, it becomes better. Slightly.

[Techno]

If you watch The Greatest Story Ever Told it's about a Jewish zombie that goes around making people blind, deaf, mute, dead, and bat-shit crazy.

[Thatperson]

If you watch The Day After Tomorrow backwards, it's about how the earth comes out of an ice age which leads to massive storms where sea levels fall and newyork rises above water before the earths climate becomes peaceful again.

[Oneironaut Zero]

This is a great idea for a thread, Oneironaut. Thankya. The Karate Kid backwards is about a karate tournament champion who gets his ass whipped severely over and over after he no longer knows karate. LMFAO. Loved that one. If you watch Jurassic Park backward, it's about people who fly to an island to hunt dinosaurs, rounding them up and luring them into cages and paddocks, while reviving native victims of the dinos and taking said humans back to the mainland.

[Jhony]

Massive spoilers are involved.

[suttsman]

If you watch your life backwards, it gets better as it goes along.

[grasshoppa]

If you watch pretty woman backwards it's about a wife from an upstanding family that becomes a whore.

[guitarboy]

If you watch taps backwards it's about a kid who revives himself and a dick, then fights for a school that he later wins.

[tkdyo]

If you watch never back down backwards its about a guy who is an excellent martial artist, but through too many beatings becomes worse till he can only remember old school boxing, thus he loses his girl, loses the support of his mom and has to move to Iowa to play football yikes :/