Thread: Snakes... Why'd it have to be snakes?!

Shia Labouef isn't that bad.

Except for the fact that EVERYTIME he screams (disturbia, transformers, etc etc), I laugh INCREDIBLY hard.

I went to see Disturbia with my friends, they shit their pants, I LOLED

I saw that movie, it made me lawl as well.

I just loled because he screams like a fucking girl.

I'm going to answer before MoS It was good! It was missing a subtle flavor that was present in the original three, but more or less they kept to the same formula. I liked how they also paid tribute to Sean Connery and Indy's other cooky sidekick (aka "Follow me, I know the way!"), so even if they weren't in the movie they were still mentioned.

As far as Shia's role, it wasn't overpowering and wasn't all about him. He did still have a bit of a "I have no clue what's going on" mentality, but I felt that he fit in with the flow of the whole movie.

"Grab the rope!"

I just got back from seeing Indy 4.

I have never felt so violated in my life. I keep replaying the movie in my head over and over like I'm a victim of a traumatic assault on my mind. Holy crap I can't even express into words how bad this film is.

- The movie is ridiculously over the top. When Indy punches someone you can almost 'see' the BAMM! BIFF! WHAM! appearing onscreen like it was some Batman cartoon.
- Harrison Ford's delivery of dialogue in a dozen or so scenes was pitiful. I feel so bad for him right now. If this is the last movie he ever makes he's going out on a lower note than Firewall.
- Predictable. Ever so predictable. And not even in a "the good guys always win, duh" kind of predictable. The plot is so shallow your ankles wouldn't even get wet.
- The plot itself is fucking terrible. Ugh, I have no words.

As far as I'm concerned, there are only 3 Indiana Jones films. This was even worse than Revenge of the Sith, and I didn't think that was even possible until tonight.

I implore you to NOT see this film, but if you really really really have to, get Chinese food before going so you have something sharp to stick in your eyes when you can't take it anymore. Holy crap I need to lie down. Nerd rage is boiling over.

I'm inclined to agree a little with both of you. I liked it well enough, but I have plenty of issues with it as well. I expected these isues, though, and was prepared for them. I didn't have nearly as much of a problem with Shia LeBeouf as I thought I would.

But they lost the gritty realism of the originals. The whole point of why Indy is so badass, that gritty, ""Indy is a badass because he takes realistic punches and falls underneath moving trucks in a way that looks like it could actually happen in real life," feeling. The movie required you to suspend reality a lot more in places besides the whole Ark of the Covenant/Holy Grail area thing. Also, I don't think I can offhand name one person Indy killed directly in this movie. WTF? Since when is Indiana Jones a humanitarian?

The plot wasn't bad, it fit with the times, as did all the storylines of the Indy movies. That I'm not complaining about. And overall, I think it was a pretty darn good movie. It had a tough name to live up to. I did catch a couple subtle Star wars references, as usual, and tons of call-backs to the originals.

I don't expect it to be a great film, but there's just no way I can miss it.

Originally Posted by AmazeO XD

Shia Labouef isn't that bad.

Except for the fact that EVERYTIME he screams (disturbia, transformers, etc etc), I laugh INCREDIBLY hard.

I went to see Disturbia with my friends, they shit their pants, I LOLED

lol I know! he has the funniest scream! haha

I dont think he's all that bad though. People just dont like him cause he started out a disney actor