Thread: A Question For The Guys.... Giving Yourself Oral Sex?

Originally Posted by Clairity

Can't you imagine explaining "how" you hurt your back to the paramedics/doctors!! LOL!![/b]

Same answer that works for stuck coke bottles. "Er... I slipped in the shower "

I've never heard of a woman being able to do herself. Does anyone have documented proof?

All stories about Marlyn Manson r half true. Basicly he is normal like anyone else, just that he found gr8 way to earn money. If he looked and acted normal on scene and his videos he wouldt have so much fans. I used to listen to him way ago.
And about giving urself blowjob...well i think ill skip that

Originally Posted by Seeker

Same answer that works for stuck coke bottles. "Er... I slipped in the shower "[/b]

.. Seeker.. something you'd care to share? LOL!

Originally Posted by Seeker

I've never heard of a woman being able to do herself. Does anyone have documented proof?[/b]

In a word .. ICK!

Originally Posted by dodobird

So masterbation is also homosexuality because you are the same gender as yourself. And that means that everyone is gay. [/b]

please do not twist my words. I clearly said in my first post homosexuality must first include another person

Originally Posted by juroara

please do not twist my words. I clearly said in my first post homosexuality must first include another person[/b]

but not in that post.

next Lucid Tasks of the Month???
just kidding

Originally Posted by Clairity

Can't you imagine explaining "how" you hurt your back to the paramedics/doctors!! LOL!![/b]

LOL That would be the greatest thing to try to explain. Considering no one here knows me personally, I'll be honest and say I actually would try it if I were that flexible, and it wasn't painful to bend that far just to see if it feels good, but I think I'd pass on the ejaculation part I wouldn't consider it gay, as it isn't with another person, and it is just out of curiosity too (though if a guy got a blowjob from another guy out of "curiosity" I would consider them homosexual).

I actually did do this once and I must say that it isn't that great. Yep, that's all I have to say. I think if you were flexible enough, you would try it. I am comfortable with my body and I love being in my own skin so I am not ashamed at all.

Originally Posted by Seeker

I've never heard of a woman being able to do herself. Does anyone have documented proof?[/b]

Do you mean actual proof of a woman or man? There is a website with a video of a man doing it on there, but I doubt you want me to post it here.

I do remember talking to a guy last night on stickam (webcam chat room) who said he used to have a video of himself doing this.

I did it several times in non lucid dreams....really comfortable, even if thinking about it afterwards is somehow disgusting....(it's the 3rd time I have the occasion to say it on DV&#33

What a coneudrem.
God already took a rib to create Eve. So no Eve, take another rib and ...well whatever your fancy.

i dunno...i don't think i'd want to, to be honest. Not even if i could. But then it's that old saying. 'why do dogs lick their balls? cos they can!'

I get paranoid about my boyfriend going down there, even though it's nice...i couldnt' do it to myself...plus then the guy loses out. And plus it's always much nicer to have someone else do the pleasing for you...it's like not being able to tickle yourself i guess...

Fuck no, I'd never suck my own dick. Ever. As in, EVER.

Yeah

Originally Posted by the

Marilyn Manson had surgery to remove 2 of his ribs so he could give himself oral sex...some people, i think its around 1% who can do this normally, but heres the question : if you could give yourself oral sex, would you? and would you consider it gay to do it? or just the ultimate form of masterbation....

p.s. this topic is not about if masterbation is right, its about a guy sucking himself off, and if THATS straight or gay?[/b]

haha Gay to give yourself a Blowjob? only if you have a Split personality Disorder maybe

If I COULD give myself head I would have certainly tried it. But even if I could I most defenitely still rather have a girl do it for me.

But I can't and I prefer to have REAL sex instead; Masturbation is merely tention release and not QUITE my idea of actual sexual pleasure and satisfaction. And something else; Doesn't Marylin Manson have enough groupies to satisfie his Sexual Desires?

Thanks for the idea. I am about to sign up for five yoga classes.

I'd try it atleast once it all of a sudden was made possible. My dick is probably cleaner than my fingers which touch my food (though I'd end up stopping and finishing off with my hand).

I guarantee had males actually been born with the ability to suck their own dicks, everyone who has masturbated and or masturbates would have tried it.

A quote from Bill Hicks:

"If guys could blow themselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now, watching an empty stage."[/b]

I am personally of the opinion that anyone who's said "shit no, I'd never try that!" is either lying or went and tried it later that very night. If you're really telling the truth, well... that's one less thing you can say you've done in your brief lifetime here on earth. I don't see what your irrational and highly vocalized inihibitions are going to prove other than that you're sexually repressed and/or want to project some bullshit macho image.

(I call my own bluff on this anyways - I could extend the same reasoning to encompass all sorts of genuinely disgusting kinks like scat and try to call you a baby for not "trying it out," so, yeah, I'm probably full of it. But for me it (autofellatio) was a novel experience, I have no weird problem with a part of my body touching another part of my body (horrors&#33)


This reminds me of a high school friend in the middle of a full lunchroom one day, who was bending over to get his backpack and suddenly exclaimed, "Holy shit, I bet I could lick my own balls from here!" Awkward... Silence...

He informed me later the next day that his estimates were off.

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I wouldn&#39;t say a guy having sexual contact with another guy makes him gay... I&#39;d say it slides him down a point or two on the Kinsey scale, is all.

eh people can do what they want but personally the idea actually makes me feel kinda sick. Especially ejaculation in the mouth*shudders*.

but like i said, if people want to i don&#39;t care, it wouldnt effect me and as along as they didn&#39;t keep hounding me with graphic descriptions then what ever floats your boat, your sinks your ship in my case .

I would try it. But I am not limber at all.

Originally Posted by joey11223

eh people can do what they want but personally the idea actually makes me feel kinda sick. Especially ejaculation in the mouth*shudders*.[/b]

I have a feeling that most people would pass on the ejaculating in your mouth part, and finish with their hand or something instead. If I could suck my dick, which I can&#39;t, I definitely wouldn&#39;t ejaculate in my mouth. The mere thought makes me noxious

i&#39;d definitly suck my own willy&#33; but I&#39;d rather have a female do it though...

and sheez most of you really are prudish about sex&#33;

god gave us those bodypart for a reason you know and not only to urinate lol