Thread: 9/11 Conspiracy

Originally Posted by jaasum

Is anyone going to discuss what I posted? No? Okay.

You must have said something they can't argue with. Join the club.

Oh, I don't doubt they can argue with it, just wishing they would.

The problem with us is we go in circles and I just get exhausted.

Originally Posted by jaasum

Oh, I don't doubt they can argue with it, just wishing they would.

Don't hold your breath.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

You must have said something they can't argue with. Join the club.

You wish.

The pictures Jassum posted support controlled demolition because they show that the floors were attached to the core columns, and had they simply broken at their joints would have left the cores standing. But the core columns were the first to fail, and within seconds were completely destroyed to the ground, apparently providing no resistance.

Also, if you were suggesting a pancake collapse of the floor trusses you are already challenging the govt's official story, which abandoned that theory a while back.

They now call the collapse "progressive".

Originally Posted by memeticverb

You wish.

Oh really? Then correct my satire. Tell a version of the story that is even conceivable. I challenge you, once again. Let's see this.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Here is the story...

The United States government wanted to take a very extreme risk and pull a Pearl Harbor type stunt so there would be an excuse to go to war in Iraq and Afghanistan and get good oil money even though the oil would still belong to the people of those countries. So lots and lots of members of the White House staff, the FBI, the FAA, the CIA, Norad, the military, the news media, demolition crews, the Washington police, and other bodies all got together and took a big risk by talking about doing this, and everybody happened to agree to it, except maybe a few people who opted out yet decided not to talk about something so humongous and despiccably evil and devastating to their own country and economy. This enormous group of people who all turned out to happen to be far more evil than the worst of serial killers decided to make military airplanes to crash into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and a field in the middle of nowhere. This would make it easy to blame everything on the terrorist group Al Qaeda, who just so happens to exist for the purpose of engaging in such attacks and had even done so in the past. Little did Al Qaeda know that they would soon finally get their big breaks as actors working for the very government they organized for the purpose of destroying.

All of the necessary bodies worked with the military to take military passenger airplanes that look just like commercial passenger airplanes, unknown military airplanes that were the only three in the world that fit that description, and painted the necessary colors and commercial labels on them since military green makes it look like the airplanes are not the airline company jets the passengers had tickets to board. Since nobody in the military was willing to die for somebody ele's outrageously large scale oil scheme, remote control devices were put in the airplanes. Passengers got onto the airplanes and were greeted by robotic stewardesses. Then the planes headed down the runways as the remote control devices smiled for the flag men on the runways, who reported nothing unusual. There was a problem with the fact that the actual airline companies sent the real airplanes to the airports with real airplane staff and passengers and communicated with airport staff about the arrangements, so the enormous oil conspiracy legion of people who just happened to all be more evil than serial killers decided to hide the real airplanes and staff under the airports when nobody was looking and replace the staff with robots who have all of the same memories and behavior patterns as the real staff. Much to the good fortune of the psychopath network of oil conspirators, nobody noticed when one of the airplanes passengers got on was actually a missile. Or maybe those people are buried under the airport too.

While in the air, the government turned on their background hijack noises and swung metal balls from the ceiling with remote control devices so the passengers would be hypnotized into thinking they were being hijacked and call their friends and relatives to cry while saying goodbye. Then all of the crashes happened. One of the crashes, the one that involved a horrendously loud blow into the U.S. governments' Department of Defense building, involved a missile hit during work hours. Thousands of people were working in that building, but none of them reported that it was a missile that hit the building, even after they soon realized that the biggest news story in the history of the world, one that concerned a missile attack on their work building while they were at work, was false. That is because they all wanted to keep working at the building that was hit by a missile that was deliberately fired by their bosses while those workers were in the building.

The World Trade Center was hit by the government's remote control passenger airplanes instead of missiles just for the sake of randomness, but it was strategically placed bombs that made the buildings fall. The claims of the government and many experts about how the buildings fell was wrong, and the incorrectness of those reports was so obvious and undisputable that even amateur punks on the internet go off about it with complete certainty and are totally correct even though the vast, vast majority of engineers, construction supervisors, architects, and demolition supervisors don't agree with the claim and have the insanely bizarre idea that those people are just punks on the internet, or else just don't really care, even though the United States and its coalition are fighting two wars right now because of the illusory terrorism threat and the major influence of what so many people are crazy enough to believe were terrorist attacks of all things.

The government now has many actors who got fired from Days of Our Lives and after school specials playing members of Al Qaeda along with actual Al Qaeda members and taking credit for the attacks on video as well as threatening to pull more attacks, which they have done in many places in the Middle East and Europe, because they are trying to get roles on sitcoms and jobs hosting reality shows. The mass network of conspirators has kept a very tight lid on what they all know really happened in the horrific tragedy that was the subject of the biggest news story in the history of the world and the major influence of two WARS that are going on right now.

THE END

Now you tell me what could have even possibly happened. Nothing could have. It is impossible. Give me some retort, if you have any.

Originally Posted by memeticverb

You wish.

The pictures Jassum posted support controlled demolition because they show that the floors were attached to the core columns, and had they simply broken at their joints would have left the cores standing. But the core columns were the first to fail, and within seconds were completely destroyed to the ground, apparently providing no resistance.

Also, if you were suggesting a pancake collapse of the floor trusses you are already challenging the govt's official story, which abandoned that theory a while back.

They now call the collapse "progressive".

Okay seriously, this is pointless. You conspiracy theorists throw out common sense for fabricated realities.

Originally Posted by jaasum

Okay seriously, this is pointless. You conspiracy theorists throw out common sense for fabricated realities.

I think he's got a point (I mean memeticverb) when you look into it. But yes, arguing - if both sides are totally unwilling to change their opinions - is pointless, and may lead to a number of unwanted things. Now, I consider myself to be a conspiracy theorist, I really do. And I know that a lot of other people like me tend to think of themselves as smart and clever people. Well I say that sometimes you have to back down a bit. There's a time and place for conspiracy theories. We all have our own truths. Mine is not anyone else's. Your's is not mine. And you might say that I'm apathetic, impassive. And I guess that's true. The truth makes people passionate. Sometimes you have to cool off. And sometimes it's very hard to do. And all that means is that you've become somewhat of an extremist. And that goes for everyone who've felt a wave of warmth in their stomachs when they've read a post contradicting their own.