A Question For The Guys.... Giving Yourself Oral Sex?

[the real pieman]

Marilyn Manson had surgery to remove 2 of his ribs so he could give himself oral sex...some people, i think its around 1% who can do this normally, but heres the question : if you could give yourself oral sex, would you? and would you consider it gay to do it? or just the ultimate form of masterbation.... p.s. this topic is not about if masterbation is right, its about a guy sucking himself off, and if THATS straight or gay?

[Casualtie]

Since I don't know any of you in real life I'm going to be honest and say I probably would. I really wouldn't consider it to be gay though because you're doing it to yourself, not another guy. It just doesn't seem the same. Of course, I would stop before I.. you know. I'm not sure if I would ever get surgery to do it, though.

[juroara]

homosexuality has to include another person - homosexuality is the desire or sexual preference of the same gender. it has nothing to do with what you do to your own body.

[deathly_hallow]

No man. Don't be silly. It's not gay for guys to give each other oral sex or to give each other hand jobs. It's gay for them to have anal sex. But doing that to myself, I dunno really. Probably not. www.g0ys.org explains the difference between a gay guy and a straight guy that does stuff with guys. It's really an eye opener.

[Seeker]

Probably not. One of the perks to being married, you have someone to help out with things like that

[Alex D]

Haha either that site DH posted is a parody or it's made by a very closeted person indeed. Anyway, while I am more than flexible enough to. I've always been every double jointed etc. I never really saw the point in it to be honest. As to if autofelatio is gay? No gayer than using a hand I suppose.

[juroara]

No man. Don't be silly. It's not gay for guys to give each other oral sex or to give each other hand jobs. It's gay for them to have anal sex. But doing that to myself, I dunno really. Probably not. www.g0ys.org explains the difference between a gay guy and a straight guy that does stuff with guys. It's really an eye opener.[/b] lol! I laugh when guys say things like that. come on. no female would touch another females parts unless she was homosexual or bisexual. but guys are in such denial about their own sexuality, and are so homophobic. its like the down-low. ohhh yeah. . . the down-low. I mean down-low guys really think they are straight. get real! reality check - any sexual activity with the same gender is homosexuality. homosexuality between men is not just analing, its ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY with the same gender. Men making up silly rules that these sexual activities between straight men are okay is just another one of their homophobias. guys, you make me laugh!

[Artelis]

Probably not. One of the perks to being married, you have someone to help out with things like that [/b] Did NOT need to hear that. I don't think I'd stick any penis, let alone my own penis, in my mouth.

[Ynot]

"If we could suck your own dick, you women would be sitting in an empty room, right now... watching an empty stage" -- Bill Hicks

[Seeker]

"If we could suck your own dick, you women would be sitting in an empty room, right now... watching an empty stage" -- Bill Hicks[/b] Bill Hicks is on mushrooms. There is sooo much more to sex then getting your willie polished. *time for Artelis to make a wisecrack*

[Ynot]

Bill Hicks is on mushrooms.[/b] I think you'll find Bill Hicks is dead but anywho.....

[LucidDreamGod]

No way would I ever do that if it was the easiest thing in the world, I mean my own mouth, yuck, I don't even think I could ejaculate that way.

[King and God]

Yeah, I would definately do it, haha. Infact, I have done it once before, but it was really hard to bend my back like that, and I haven't been able to do it since. I would definately not do a surgery to be able doing it, though; I would rather buy a Russian or Asian wife to do it for me.

[Patrick]

I don't see why not... I mean if it was possible... it's just self-pleasure, and what's wrong with that?

[Seeker]

Doesn't the pain of being doubled up like that cancel out 95% of the pleasure?

[Patrick]

Doesn't the pain of being doubled up like that cancel out 95% of the pleasure?[/b] A very good point... Although if you're flexible enough I'm sure you could minimize the discomfort.

[King and God]

Doesn't the pain of being doubled up like that cancel out 95% of the pleasure?[/b] Yeah, it isn't especially nice. I mainly did it to see if I was able to.

[the real pieman]

yeah but how flexible would you need to be to be able to do it....im guessing the most likely candidates are those who can put there legs over their heads, or have been doing yoga/gymanastics for like 5 years... oh well that cuts me out....i'm about as flexible as a plank of wood... and about the pleasure thing, wouldnt even more of the pleasure be taken out of 'self-sucking' by the fact that YOU are giving a blowjob to YOURSELF.... in my opinion theres nothing wrong with it but wouldnt that though sort of stick in the back of your mind while you are doing it, and what about ejaculation, i mean i dont know about you but i dont want a mouthful of cum, although they are your own bodily liquids so i doubt that its THAT messed up.... i found this anecdote on a forum somewhere, or a news article where on a first date the girl asked the guy what the kinkiest thing he ever did was, his reply was "why dont i show you" and he got it out and started sucking himself and showed her different positions, he then started freaking out and ran away, she then cut all contact with him...i dont blame her, i mean come on, talk about taking it slow, thats something that you just dont talk to your girlfriend about if you can do it... especially on your FIRST DATE...

[LucidDreamGod]

and about the pleasure thing, wouldnt even more of the pleasure be taken out of 'self-sucking' by the fact that YOU are giving a blowjob to YOURSELF....[/b] Yeah totaly what I was thinking, I wonder if women can perform oral on themselves...

[the real pieman]

Yeah totaly what I was thinking, I wonder if women can perform oral on themselves...[/b] apparently they can... and they are supposed to be more flexible than men....

[cyzzl]

its gay

[zypher0550]

Technically, there's no difference between giving yourself a handjob and giving yourself a blowjob, so if one isn't gay then neither is the other. However I still wouldn't do it because...I don't like sucking dick. Even if it feels good on the penis, you still have a penis in your mouth.

[NeAvO]

Thats disgusting

[Neruo]

Dirty, I wouldn't. However, if people like to do it: Have fun. I don't care. Just don't break your back.

[Clairity]

Just don't break your back.[/b] Can't you imagine explaining "how" you hurt your back to the paramedics/doctors!! LOL!!