Thread: KingYoshi's Dream journal......

August 12, 2009
Lucid Dream 84: The Villain of all Villains
around 5:00am
DILD

Category - Boss/Action


I was in a large mall with a bunch of my friends. It was me, Shawn, JT, Cliff, and Diddy. We were walking through a strange blacklight lit hallway with blacklight carpet and blacklight posters. It opened up into a large arcade and I accidentally bumped into a pretty hot female. She seemed a little young but I talked to her for a minute and she wanted to go get into the jacuzzi with me. I turned around and saw that there was a large jacuzzi in the back of the game room. We both got in and began a little flirting and whatnot. I asked her how old she was and she told me that she was 19. I immediately knew she was lying. Finally, she told me that she was 17. Being 21, I began to worry a bit, but I figured why not and we began hugging and kissing a little.

She ducked under water as I felt her hand pull down my trunks. I got head for a few minutes and then she pulled her bikini bottoms to the side and sat on me reverse cowboy style. After a few minutes other people joined the hot tub, so we stopped and got out. I walked back over to Shawn and he looked at me and said, "Have you told her about your dreams yet?" I suddenly felt a weird sensation and looked around the room. There was machine after machine of strange crane/claw games. I thought this to be rather odd and I noticed the girl I had just screwed was nowhere to be seen. I did a nose pinch and was very surprised to find out I was dreaming.

I took off running down the blacklight hallway and out of the room. I was standing outside in a barron wasteland/desert. Suddenly the ground began shaking and a large building began to emerge from the sand. Once it was fully erect I noticed the building looked like a large Roman Coliseum. There apeared to be no doorway, so I imagined a door on the front. Stairs began to form as if drawn by an invisible hand. The door was also "drawn" at the top of the stairs. I ran up the steps and could feel my heart pounding with anticipation. I knew something epic was about to happen, but I had to remain calm, so I didn't wake myself up.

I entered the doorway and saw a large, flat, stone, floor in the center. I saw a very fuzzy looking shadow of a person standing in the middle. I walked out onto the floor and suddenly heard, "Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun..." I new exactly what it was and I began freaking out. I thought, "Oh shit!" After the high pitched instruments did their thing I heard, "Estuans interius ira vehementi, Estuans interius ira vehementi, Sephiroth!........Sephiroth!" I looked at the fuzzy person in front of me and it slowly came into focus. It was a man with long white hair, a single wing on his back, and a sword that was easily 15+ feet long. It was Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII.

"One-Winged Angel" continued to play in the background. I reached into my holster (which apparently just now appeared) and pulled out a large silver sword with a ruby encrusted at the end of the handle. I looked at it for a quick moment and saw the words, "Godric Gryffindor" engraved on the blade. Sephiroth was hovering above the ground and flew to one side of the stadium. I heard him shout, "Sin Harv-!" I instinctively launched my sword at him as the words were coming from his mouth. He dodged and couldn't cast his deadly magic (Sin Harvest from Kingdom Hearts). He swung his sword so fast that I couldn't see where he was striking. I moved the sword of Gryffindor from side-to-side deflecting most of his attacks, but one connected with my left hand sending my sword flying into the air.

He raised his hand and began showering me with the spell "comet." I was diving away from the large flaming rocks that were crashing all around me. My shirt tail caught on fire once and I quickly rolled to put it out. Once the comets stopped falling I looked around as dust swirled around me. Sephiroth was nowhere to be seen. Neither was my sword for that matter. I held out my hand and imagined the sword in it. Suddenly I heard the sound of metal scrapeing the stone floor. My sword was pulled into my hand like a magnet. I heard a swoosh of wind behind me and turned around.

Sephiroth fell from the sky with his sword pointed down toward my head. I dove out of the way just in time and Sephy took one swing of his sword and knocked my sword out of the entire stadium/coliseum. I didn't know what to do, so I reached in my pocket and pulled out a small knife. I laughed and thought, "How am I going to fight his 15 foot sword with this 6 inch one." I reached into my pocket once more and tried to imagine a giant sword like Sephy's but all I pulled out was a large rubber bouncy ball. Sephiroth was now walking slowly toward me with a red glint in his eye. I acted almost instinctively.

I bounced the rubber ball off the ground toward Sephiroths sword hand. His eyes flickered and his head glanced toward it for half of a second. I leapt at his head and crammed the blade of my knife into his left eye. He collapsed under my weight as I pulled the knife out with his eye. The knife had impaled his eye ball and it was now rested on it like a shish kabob. There was a pool of blood slowly forming around his head as his body lay lifeless on the stone floor. I heard a shuffling of feet behind me and heard someone say, "Is-is he dead?"

I turned and saw several small children approaching me. I recognized two of them as Denzel (Advent Children) and Marlene. One of the other kids spoke and said, "He killed the villain of all villains. Someone get this man a beer!" I laughed as one of the kids handed me a Nattie Light. The kids began dancing around Sephy's body when the ground began to tremble once more. The kids screamed and ran from the Coliseum.

Sephiroth slowly stood up, spread his wing and took flight. He called back toward me as he drifted away saying, "This isn't over yet!" I took flight after him, but he seemed to have disappeared. I flew around for a bit when I suddenly remembered the task of the month. I was making my first attempt at a tornado when I was woken by my alarm clock .

August 14, 2009
Dream Fragments

Had a few dreams that I thought I wrote down, but I apparently just had a false awakening. Unfortunately, I forgot almost all the details.

First
The first one I was in an underground facility similar to the hive from the Resident Evil movies. There was an outbreak and people were turning into zombies all around me. I used random objects to fight off the undead (similar to Resident Evil Outbreak). I remember stuffing a large plunger over one of the zombies entire head.

Second
I was in the auditorium of my old high school. I was holding hands with a female I knew. She is pretty young but whatever, lol. We began making out when the teachers turned their backs. I remember feeling quite uncomfortable because her brother, who I also know pretty well, was sitting on the other side of me. Me and the female was sharing a blanket and I slipped my hand up her skirt and massaged her clit for a bit.

Third
I was at a restaurant with my friend, his cousin Chad, and their family. We were celebrating Chads birthday and I snuck him to the bar and bought him a bunch of shots. I lost Chad at some point and returned to the table. Moments later Chad walks up to the table and I can see that he is extremely drunk. I was thinking, "Oh shit! I hope he is good at acting like he is sober." About that time, Chad takes his clothes off and is standing naked beside his parents. His face was looking off into the distance and he acted as if nothing was wrong. Everyone in the restaurant was staring and Cliff jumped up and took him into the bathroom to put his clothes back on. His dad seemed extremely embaressed, and stood up. He clanged his fork against a glass as if making a toast and apologized to everyone in the restaurant.

August 17, 2009
Lucid Dream 85: The Justice League
around 11:00am
WILD

Category - Substance/WTF


I woke up at 9:00am played a few games of Socom 2 online and then laid back down and attempted to WILD. I used Jeff's WILD technique and began to feel SP after about 10 minutes. My eyes were closed, but I could still see my t.v. so I knew I had succeeded. I sat up and did a quick nose pinch RC for the hell of it.

I looked around the room and noticed that the scene had changed. I was in some unfamiliar colonial style farmhouse. There wasn't much furniture in the room, just a single chair with my t.v. sitting on it. There was a beanbag in front of the t.v. I sat down on the beanbag and decided to play some Socom while lucid. I played for about 5 minutes and was kicking ass. The game seemed completely 100% like normal socom, so I stopped playing. My t.v. had now transformed into my laptop and porn videos were playing on the screen. I got up and dove head first out of my window. I was now outside.

I was surrounded by cornfields and hay fields that stretched as far as the eye could see. The wind was blowing hard and the air was moderately cold. I had a pair of shades on and as I attempted to fly I could feel the shades weighing me down, lol. When I took the shades off, the sun was so bright that I couldn't see anything. I decided it best to leave the shades on. I noticed my friend Cliff's car was parked in the driveway. I approached it and saw a female police officer sitting in his front seat. I walked up to her and said, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Looking for speeders." I then asker her what she was doing in Cliff's car and she said, "Something like that." I sniggered at this, out of place comment, as the cop exited Cliff's car, got back in her own, and drove off. I looked inside the car and saw a massive 24 inch long blunt. Cliff had just walked up to the car and told me to hop in.

He pulled out a lighter and lit the blunt. He then said, "I told Carrol that she could keep smoking with us and that you were also part of the Justice League. She said she couldn't risk it though. Hell, who can blame her in times like these." He then passed the blunt and I took a monster hit from it. Smoke was filling the car up fast and I could barely see in front of me. We suddenly heard another car pull up behind us. I asked who it was and Cliff said, "I think it is Feral." A guy opened the car door and got in with us.

He said, "Damnit! I can't take much more of this shit!" Cliff said, "You aren't going to quit the justice league are you?" Feral replied, "I might. Shit, you guys should be getting side jobs too. I've started harvesting rubies!" I began to laugh and noticed that I felt extremely high. I asked Feral why he was getting tired of the justice league and he replied, "I've been working double-time. Training some new guy called Freemorph." I awoke shortly after.

August 20, 2009
Lucid Dream 86: Bang Bus?
around 11:00am
WILD

Category - Romance


*extreme sexual content*
WBTB and began to slip into SP. SP only lasted about 15 seconds and I sat up and found out I was on a large tour bus/school bus. It was like a hybrid of both. I stood up and looked around the bus. There were many faces that I recognized from High School. I saw "Amy", a girl from high school, and I immediately walked over to her and sat beside her. I told her she was beautiful and began kissing her. This dream was long, but I wasted the entire thing on sex, lol.

I began playing with her tits and ass. I went down on her and at some point stuck a finger in her a**. She got off and began sucking me off. It was basically like a porno. We would f*** in one position for a few minutes and then switch. I face f***ed her for a while and shot a load all over her body. I titty f***ed her and I shot a load in her nostrils. I looked around and noticed everyone on the bus was watching us carefully, as if they were going to be quizzed about what we were doing, lol. I remember feeling the most pleasure when she was kissing my neck and stroking my johnson at the same time. At one point me, "Amy" and Cliff rolled a blunt and smoked it. Afterwords, I began railing "Amy" again. I remember just looking at her and noticing how beautiful she really was. Eventually, I felt myself waking up and just allowed it to happen.

August 21, 2009
Lucid Dream 87: Pretty Woman
around 11:30am
WILD

Category - Romance/Exploration


I decided to try and WILD this morning. I laid down and did my usual technique. As I entered SP I was able to see my room through my closed eyes. The ceiling was changing colors and the pattern on the ceiling kept changing. It was pretty trippy. I eventually stood up and did a quick nose pinch RC, but I already knew I was dreaming.

I took off running and dove head first out of my window like usual. I decided to seek out Sephiroth for round two of our battle. I flew across my neighborhood and it slowly began to change into a foreign land. I flew upon a Dutch-style village and landed. The town was very busy and people were walking around everywhere. I noticed there were quite a few priests walking in groups here and there. I walked through one of the stores and saw many familiar video games for sale, but they had different, crazy box art. The Legend of Zelda had an anime style Link with huge tidal waves and many enemies in the background. I saw a TMNT box with all the turtles surfing on a giant tidal wave. A baseball game had a peanut salesman on the front of it. There were many more that I can't remember. I walked to the back of the store and there was a long hallway with a large mirror on it.

I melted through the mirror and as I did a cold, icy, sensation went through my body. I began melting back and forth through it to feel the sensation over and over again, it was awesome. Finally, I melted through a few walls and a few more mirrors before ending up in a fancy strip club. Still looking for Sephiroth, I walked through the club, up onto the stage, and into the back room. There were many completely naked strippers in the back hallway and rooms. I continued to walk, but one of the strippers caught my eye. She was gorgeous and I immediately thought, "This girl is way too hot to be stripping for a living." I walked by her and squeezed her ass. She turned around with a look of disgust on her face, but when she saw me she smiled and said, "You're cute." She then cupped my package and said, "I believe someone wants to climb inside of me." I told her to follow me. She put on some clothes and followed me outside.

We walked upon two figures in long, black, hooded robes. I couldn't make out their faces. I immediately felt my dream becoming unstable and fuzzy. One of the hooded figures said, "We are the Dream Enders. What do you seek?" I knew if I didn't answer a certain way that they would end my dream. All I could think to say was, "Whatever comes my way." One of them let out a satisfied "hmm" and they stepped aside and said, "You may proceed with your dream." My dream instantly cleared up and the clarity was now unbelievable!

I walked the stripper outside and we sat on the back steps and had a cigarette. She looked at me and said, "I'm suppose to charge you for this you know." I replied, "If you are going to charge than we will have sex right here!" She said, "That would cost $300 dollars." I pulled out my wallet, but I only had $70. I then said, "Why don't you forget about the money, and this job, and come with me." She looked at me in a suspicious sort of way. I broke the silence with, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Come with me." She asked "Where are we going to go?" I said, "Wherever we want." She smiled and followed me as I walked into the parking lot.

I saw an awesome Benz so I hopped in and we drove down the road for a bit. We walked into the nearest building which was an apartment complex. I walked to apartment #61 and somehow knew it was mine. Two guys jumped us outside of the door. I kicked open the apartment door and dragged one of the guys inside. I had kicked the other one over the railing and he fell down to the parking lot (from the 3rd floor) and crashed through a car windsheild. I saw blood pouring out of his neck and knew he was dead. I then dragged the other guy into the bathroom and slammed his head repeatedly into the mirror. His face was covered in blood when I also launched him over the balcony.

I looked back at the stripper and said, "You haven't given me your name." She smiled and said, "Its Vivian." We talked for a minute and I asked her how she became a stripper/hooker. She told me her best friends had died and she was the god mother of their 1 year old baby. She had raised it for 2 years whenever she was struck by a drunk driver and the kid had died instantly. She told me she got fired from her job and became depressed. She started stripping to make ends meet. She cried as she told the story and I hugged her. I told her she would never have to worry about money again. I gently laid her down and began having slow intimate sex with her. I began to feel myself waking up once more, so I prepared to DEILD.

August 21, 2009
Lucid Dream 88: Trip Twisters
DEILD

Category - Exploration/Task


Once the dream ended I layed completely still and jumped immediately into a DEILD. I stood up and noticed I was in the same colonial style farmhouse from my "Justice League" dream. I dove head first out of the nearest window and landed outside. I was standing in a massive field and I could see three people walking in the middle of it. There was an older woman and two young boys. The sky was gray and sinister looking. I immediately thought of the ToM and I held my right arm out in front of me as if I were summoning some great power.

The clouds began to swirl and formed three tornadoes. I controlled the paths of the tornadoes with my outstretched arm. I pulled the tornadoes toward the three people in the field and they were each sucked into one of the funnel clouds. It tossed the people in opposite directions and I quickly sent the three tornadoes over to suck up each person before they hit the ground. The kids and lady were flipping around in the air like ragdolls. I was tossing them back and forth between the twisters, and trying not to let them hit the ground. It was like a game of volleyball except, humans were the ball/s and the players were the tornadoes, lol. After a while I dismissed the twisters and looked up into the sky.

I saw a house fly across the sky, high above me. I lept into the air in an attempt to enter the flying house. Just before I reached the house it set fire and burned up in a matter of seconds. I attempted to enter two more flying houses, but each time the house burned to ash just before reaching them. Slightly frustrated, I gave up on entering the numerous flying house that would soar above me every so often.

I instead, flew down the street and came upon a small snow village. The village reminded me of a full scale christmas decoration. There were candy canes on each telephone pole. The houses were decorated with wreaths and whatnot. There was a large castle/cathedral in the center of the town. I walked up to its door and rung the doorbell. Suddenly circus/clown music started playing and I feared the clown "It" may appear. The door swung open and there was a lady in a red dress standing in the entrance. She said, "Merry Christmas!" I awoke shortly after this encounter.

August 24, 2009
Normal Dream 96: Washington St. Theatre
around 8:00am

Category - WTF/Musical


I actually became lucid at one point in this dream, but it only lasted like a minute, so I decided to count it as a normal dream. I was back in high school, but the "going-ons" and everyones history was up to date. My buddy was married, I wasn't dating my ex, and whatnot. We were on some kind of field trip for school, but my friend Diddy was driving the bus, lol. We pulled up to Washington State College and walked to the theatre.

I asked Diddy what we were watching and he said, "Chuck Liddell and BJ Penns new movie!" We walked inside and I saw that Liddell and Penn were walking with us. We picked up our tickets (which were $6.10) from the booth and then went back outside. We still had an hour to wait. I noticed a strange booth set up outside. I walked over to it and noticed it was a jet pack rental booth. Only instead of wearing the jetpack, you just had to hold on to it. I immediately grabbed the jetpack and hit the ignition.

I blasted off into the sky, barely holding on to the jetpack. There was an epic view of a massive Mountain Range in front of me as I flew around. After flying around for a while, I returned to the booth. The woman then said, "That'll be $1000!" I though, "WTF?" I then began to worry about how I would pay her back. Strangely, washing dishes came to my head, but then I remembered I wasn't in a restaraunt. I suddenly became lucid. I waved my hand in the rainbow motion across the lady's face and said, "You do not need my money. I am not the one you are looking for." She then repeated what I had said (just like star wars, lol). I walked back into the theatre and on the way in I lost lucidity.

I took my seat beside Cliff and suddenly the entire Washington State basketball team came in. Their coach was Rick Pitino, lol. He announced the players and everyone began to clap. Suddenly, the whole team began to dance and hum the beginning tune of a song. The crowd including myself began swaying and dancing along.

I can't remember how the song started, but at one point it switched to this, "I could while away the hours...Conferrin' with the flowers....Consultn' with the rain...And my head I'd be scratchn'.......while my thoughts are busy hatchn'.....If I only had a brain.......Oh, I would tell you why....The ocean's near the shore....I could think of things I never thunk before....And then I'd sit..... and think some more" After a long time singing and doing some crazy dancing we stopped.

I began talking to JW and he said that we should make money off of a singer. He said that we could be their manager. Jennifer Aniston was in our class and we asked her if she had ever thought about making a cd. She said, "Umm, no not really, but..." Then one of my teachers (Mrs. M) butted in and said, "Don't you dare put that personal endorsement on her!" I turned around and muttered, "Bitch!" under my breath. I awoke shortly after.

August 26, 2009
Normal Dream 97: The Unsuccessful WILD Success
around 8:00am

Category - WTF


I awoke early this morning and decided to try and WILD. I did my usual technique and fell into SP within 10 minutes (just after the position change). I felt some intense vibrations as I laid still and calm. My attention was drawn toward the t.v. which I had accidentally left on. I tried to ignore it, but it was on a DVD menu and the song kept replaying over and over. I felt my SP slipping away. I tried to hold on, but no success. I was frustrated as I got up and walked over to the t.v.

I felt very tired and my body was a tad numb, so I figured it wouldn't be too hard to WILD again. I pushed the power button on my t.v. to turn it off, but of course it didn't work (power button has been broken for a while). I grabbed the remote and tried to turn the volume down, but it wasn't working. I had obviously grabbed the wrong remote. I looked around but couldn't find the other one. I just reached around the t.v. and unplugged it from the wall. That didn't work either. I thought, "WTF!" I assumed the sound had somehow transferred through the t.v. by way of the playstation (which was where the dvd was located). I unplugged the cord that went from the playstation to the t.v. but the dvd was still on playing that same annoying song. I couldn't for the life of me figure out what the hell was going on. I was about to carry the t.v. upstairs and show my roomates whenever I awoke in bed.

I got up and turned off the t.v. by the power button, which by the way, is not broken in real life. I also noticed just now that before my t.v. was black, but in real life it is white. I thought, "Damnit! I was dreaming! WTF!"

August 26, 2009
Lucid Dream 89: Journey to the Lighthouse
around 11:00am
WILD

Category - Exloration/WTF


With my previous failure, I immediately went back to my technique and once again slipped into SP. After some brief HI, I realized I wasn't in my bedroom. I sat up and looked around. I noticed I was in my old high school locker room. I laughed to myself and wondered why I ended up here. Suddenly, the doors opened and my football coach walked in, along with Mike B. Mike reached into his backpack and tossed me a half ounce of ganj. I wondered what coach would say, but he seemed to not even notice. I immediately reached in my pocket and pulled out a bunch of blunt wraps. I layed them all out and then rolled all the weed into blunts with my mind. It took about 30 seconds. I lit one up and stuffed the rest in my pockets. I attempted to pass it to coach and he said, "You know, I have never smoked weed before." Suddenly two assistant coaches burst in from the next room looking real surprised and said, "Really?" in unison. They pulled out a large bag of weed and the coaches began talking excitedly and rolled their own blunt. I walked outside and I noticed there was a cop beside my car.

I walked up to my car and asked, "What the f*** are you doing to my car?" He didn't reply, but bumped me as he walked away. I jumped into the car and reached in my pocket for another blunt, so I could smoke two at once, but they were gone. I walked up to the cop, put my hands around his throat and choked him. I said calmy, "Give me...my goddamn weed!" He then emptied his pockets and I took my blunts back and fired another one up. I jumped in my car and now Zach G was in the passenger seat.

We started driving off and I said, "Hey Zach, I bet I can make this car fly!" He said, "Oh yeah right Zebbie!" I then attempted to make it lift off the ground, but it wouldn't. I had an idea. I swerved sharply off the side of the road and over a cliff. I concentrated hard as the car went over the edge and it began to fly. Zach G acted as if nothing strange was going on as we soared around the sky in my car. During this time I had a False Awakening.

I knew I was dreaming immediately even though I was in my bed. I stood up and didn't even bother with a nose pinch. I decided to try and find the Lighthouse of Alexandria. I took off running and dove headfirst at my sliding glass door. I crashed into it headfirst and the door didn't budge. I actually felt a little pain on the top of my head. I thought to myself, "Ok, so maybe it only works on windows." I opened the sliding door and walked outside. The sky was a deep shade of purple and there were wild bolts of lightning littering the sky. It was an umbelievable site. I looked into the distance and saw a monumental castle. I looked at it for a minute and realized it was Beast's Castle from "Beauty and the Beast." I was excited, so I flew over to the castle.

There was a rock staircase that lead up to the castle. I figured I would experience this in full, so I climbed the steps by foot. I reached the castle and noticed that the door was shaped like an elongated heart. I heard a howl as I reached for the door handle and looked back. There was a pack of vicious looking wolves bounding up the stairs after me. I calmly opened the door and stepped into the castle.

I was immediately stopped by the White Witch's dwarf from the movie, "Chronicles of Narnia." He warned me that I would wake the master and I had to get out. I ignored him and began exploring the castle. The inside of the castle had many floors, but each floor just looked like a very messy four bedroom apartment. There were clothes thrown about, books, candles, pictures, sports equipment, and towels littering the floor. I walked through several floors and it was all basically the same. I asked the dwarf, "I though there were suppose to be servants here." The little dwarf guy said, "Oh there are more servants here than you could ever imagine." He then gave an ugly grin and the room began to glow. I noticed the glowing was coming from spirits that were floating around the room. Suddenly the beds, cabinets, dressers, and other appliances came to life. I reached my hand down and petted a dog statue that had came to life. All the furniture gave many different greetings, "welcome, hello, who are you, the master will be angry, curious isn't he, etc." I saw a staircase that I didn't see before so I walked down it.

I walked into a giant, stunning library. Just as I was enjoying this beautiful room I saw a large hairy leg coming from behind one of the bookcases. I knew it was a spider and judging by the size of its leg, I figured it was at least 8 feet long. Not wanting to see the rest of it, I tried hard to wake myself up. I had another FA, and I awoke in one of the castle bedroom beds.

I got up and heard a loud thumping noise getting closer and closer. The dwarf said, "Yep, you've done it now. here he comes to lock you up!" I took off through the castle and looked back as I ran through room after room. I saw the beast chasing after me. He wasn't animated, he was a mix between a huge muscular werewolf and a mad bull. I saw a round opening in one of the walls and climbed into it. it was a cave just wide enough to stand in. I took off running down the cave and got an eerie feeling that something was watching me.

About that time, my perspective changed and I was in third person. I saw the beast chasing behind me and to my horror Shelob (giant spider from Lord of the Rings) chasing after the Beast. The beast stopped and turned around quickly catching Shelob off guard. he then began to pummel her with claws and haymakers. She was quickly beaten to a pulp and I had another FA. I awoke back in the castle bed.

I stood up and heard a knock on the door. The door handle turned slowly and with a quick dramatic entrance Gandolf burst intot he room. He said something I can't remember and I said, "Gandolf I need you to take me to see..." Gaandolf interrupted and said, "To see the white wizard?" I said, "No to..." He interrupted again and said, "Ah to Mordor!" I got frustrated and raised my voice, "No damnit! To the Lighthouse of Alexandria!" He looked at me and said, "Oh right, of course." He summoned a broom and said, "Here hop on the front. He then climbed onto the back of the broom and just before taking off, he squeezed my ass. I said, "WTF! Do not do that again!" He said he was sorry.

We were soaring through a futuristic looking city at night. Rain was pouring down and it felt awesome against my face. I suddenly felt hot air by my ear and looked over and saw Gandolf leaning in and breathing on me heavily. I back handed him in the face and told him to, "Back the f*** off!" I couldn't wait to get off the broom, but I wanted to find the Lighthouse first. After a few fast turns we rounded a harbor and I saw an absolutely breath taking site. The Lighthouse was at least 1,000 feet high. There were small windows located all up and down it and one gigantic spotlight at the top that beamed out across the ocean as far as the eye could see. This lighthouse was epic! It was located on its own island, barely large enough to hold it. Gandolf was even stunned. He said, "Oh...my...heavens!" I quickly dove off the broom into the harbor below. I heard a splash behind me and knew Gandolf had jumped in too.

There were a few swimmers out around me also looking at the lighthouse. One of them said, "She's beautiful ain't she?" He then leapt up out of the water and yelled, "WTF!" I saw Gandolf emerge from under water with a strange grin on his face. The swimmer guy shouted, "The old man just pinched my ass!" Gandolf then proceeded to chase all the swimmers around trying to pinch their asses. I swam toward the lighthouse and it truly seemed to touch the clouds. It was simply awesome. I climbed out of the water at the base of it and unfortunately woke up before i could go inside.

August 28, 2009
Lucid Dream 90: The Worst Vampire Ever
around 12:30pm
WILD

Category - Exploration/WTF


I woke up after a series of non-lucids that weren't very interesting. I decided to try and WILD. I used my technique and felt SP on the second position change (about 16 minutes in). I felt vibrations that varied in intensity. My body began a little spinning and I stood up from my bed. My vision was pretty blurry and I tried to clear it up w/ no success. I just went ahead and exited my room by opening the sliding glass door. Once I stepped outside my vision cleared up nicely. I decided to engage in some vampiristic activities.

I took flight and searched for a house. I spotted a perfect one and landed on the roof. I accidentally landed on the edge, slipped, fell and landed on my back on the ground below. I stood up once again and leapt onto the roof. I decided to go down through the chimney. I slid down until I got about halfway and I suddenly became stuck. I couldn't go down any farther even though the chimney was plenty wide enough. I tried everything from shrinking myself, to busting through this invisible barrier, but nothing worked. I climbed back out the top of the chimney and decided to go through the window. I walked around to the back of the house and a small dog started barking at me.

I quickly flew across the yard and sunk my fangs into the dogs spine. It let out a yelp and then was immediately paralyzed. I sucked a little blood out, but I kept getting hair in my mouth so I stopped. I then flew back to the house and attempted to burst through the bedroom window. I could see the couple sleeping in their bed. I backed up a few yards and flew as fast as I could into the window. When I busted through, only the upper half of my body made it through, my legs were still outside. The people now woke up and I pulled and struggled my way into the room. I stood up in the bedroom and flew at the man in front of me.

I attempted to sink my teeth into his neck whenever an unknown forcefield once again stopped me from reaching his neck. The guy shoved me away and it felt like someone had grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me through the air out of the house. I looked quickly around, but there was nothing there. I thought, "WTF!" I slowly felt myself waking up so I prepared to DEILD.

I thought about this dream today after I woke up, and come up with a pretty interesting theory. Even though I wasn't thinking about it at the time, I believe I couldn't get into the house because my subconscious knows that vampires must be invited in. Lol, pretty crazy.

August 28, 2009
Lucid Dream 91: Hogwarts, Yoshi Style!
DEILD

Category - Exploration/Romance


This was a very vivid dream. It was also one of my favorites thus far. I laid completely still and entered my DEILD. I awoke out in the middle of a field somewhere. I decided I wanted to go to Hogwarts. I walked for a bit and came upon a train station. I looked around and found a panel, much like an elevator panel that you select a floor. I saw the button that said, "Hogwarts Express." I pushed the button and heard a train approaching. The Hogwarts Express pulled up and alot of people began boarding.

I was pretty excited about this and I stepped onto the train. I walked all the way to the back compartment, which was much larger than the side compartments, and took a seat. A few kids entered after me and sat down. One of them looked up at me and said, "So, how awesome is Hogwarts. I'm a first year!" I saw him staring at my chest, so I looked down and saw a prefect badge. I immediately decided to play along with the dream plot. I said, "It is unlike anything you have ever imagined!" I began talking with the kids around me for a while. I remember there were a couple second years and everyone else in the compartment was first years. I decided that I was a 7th year and I told them so. I noticed the radio was on in the train and it was playing a song. One of the first years said, "What song is this?" I replied, "It is a good one. Listen." I began singing along, "We all live in the land of lucid dreams...land of lucid dreams...land of lucid dreams..." The other kids began singing as well.

Suddenly our large compartment door slid open and a female prefect walked into the compartment. She said, "Snape sent me back here to watch over you and make sure you aren't teaching the first years "destructive behavior." (she used air quotes). I noticed she was from Slytherin and she was hot! Another female prefect entered. She was a Ravenclaw and she was nothing special to look at (to be nice). The two girls were apparently friends. I decided to mack on the hot chick. I talked to her for a bit and offered/invited myself to give her a massage. I began massaging her neck/back and tried to give her extra pleasure with my mind. She leaned back and whispered to me, "I'm wet." I was immediately turned on and slid my hand up her school robes. I was gently massaging the clit whenever the Ravenclaw girl said, "Haley no! You know what they say about him. They say he is a womanizer and he has been with half the girls in the school!" I replied, "Well, not quite half." I looked at Haley and said calmly, "That was a joke, by the way." She looked at the other girl and said, "I'm sorry, he's got me wet."

I then lifted her up onto my lap and began making out with her. The Ravenclaw girl stormed out of the compartment. All the young first years were watching us, but I didn't give two shits. Haley got onto her knees and began blowing me. She gave me head for a while and I picked her back up and she sat on me reverse cowboy. After a bit of this, she sat on the seat as I stood up and face fucked her hard. I then jacked off and shot a load all over her mouth, face, and tits. I spread the cum around her face with my cock. After this she went to the bathroom to clean up and I looked at the curious first years and said, "It doesn't always end like that. That was something special for you guys." I laughed to myself as I said it. This lucid was awesome already and I haven't even got to Hogwarts yet. Haley came back into the apartment and took a seat on my lap. I pulled a nice sized blunt out of my robes and lit up. Me, Haley, and the first years passed the blunt around and hot boxed the compartment. Once we were finished Haley got up and said, "We are almost there, I have to go round up my first years." She left and I suddenly got a weird vision/hallucination within my dream.

(I was looking at a mountain and a small hut appeared and plopped down onto the ground. Up above it a bit, stone walls began building up quickly and formed the Hogwarts castle. The ground dug up on one side and filled with water on the other a giant tree sprung out of the ground). I pretty much had watched Hogwarts and the grounds form, CGI style. I looked at my group and said, "You guys are Gryffindors right?" They all shook their heads, yes. The train stopped and I told them to follow me. I walked them over to the lake where there were many miniature jet skis waiting on them. I thought, "Lol, thats not right. Oh well." I told them that Hagrid would lead them across the lake. I looked around and imagined Hagrid walking up to me. I heard a voice boom, "I'll take 'em from here Zack!" He leaned in and said, "You'll be visi'n me 'n fang la'er won't ya?" I told him I would and I took off for the castle.

I flew up to the doors, landed and entered. The dream scene swirled and changed to outside of the grounds. I looked behind me and saw a group of first years following me. I walked out onto the lawn and Madam Hooch was there and walked up and said, "They need you in the locker room, Zachary." I said, "Are you sure you don't want to come with me?" I then winked and she blushed and said, "Oh, go on!" I walked into the nearby door and was in a semi-circular room with large square windows that resembled a checker board. A guy I knew, Matt, was standing there wearing his Slytherin green and school robes. I said, "What's up Matt!" He said, "Yoshi! Ready for a new term?" We talked for a bit and suddenly Malfoy walked into the room. He said some kind of snarky comment and I replied, "Go suck a dick Malfoy!" He snarled and walked over to his locker.

Madam Hooch walked in with her new assistant, who was a hot 6th year chick named Sarah. Oh, and she had big titties. Madam Hooch looked at us and said, "We're a couple brooms short." She then looked at Sarah and said, "I'll show you where they are." I walked into the broom storage with them and said, "Well, Madam, you are looking lovely today." She replied, "Oh I don't have time today Zachary. First Years, first broom lessons are always a struggle." I said, "Well, how about your assistant here? You can give her a few minutes on her first day right?" She looked at me rather sternly and I said, "But, Madam, you can of course visit me anytime you get a bit hor-" She cut me off and said, "Very well, I can spare a few minutes." She left and me and Sarah began making out in the broom closet. She said to me, "I thought we were suppose to stop this?" I then said, "Stop what?" I pulled her shirt off and titty fucked her. After a bit of intercourse I walked back into the locker room. I told Matt to come on up to the Gryffindor common room. I told him I was throwing a welcome back party with lots of weed and fire whiskey! He smiled and looked at Sarah as she walked out of the broom storage buttoning her pants. He said, "Damn! Yosh!"

We walked out of the room and down a long hallway. We turned and started walking up the stairs. The staircases around me were moving, but the one we were on wasn't. I suddenly felt my body beginning to wake. Instead of fighting it, I just let it happen and prepared to DEILD. I thought hard about the Gryffindor common room. Once I had transitioned, I opened my eyes and to my delight, I was in the Gryffindor common room. There were butterbeer pong tables set up and lots of food and drinks everywhere. A girl walked up to me and I knew somehow that this was my girlfriend. I took her hand and began walking her up the stairs. Matt shouted, "You gonna get in on this pong?" I said, "Yeah, just gotta take care of something first!" I shot him a wink and he smiled and said, "Well, get on with it! We aren't going to lose a single match today!"

I walked up into the room and over toward the four poster that I deemed my own. I layed her down gently kissing her neck and slowly penetrated her. After some slow intimate sex. I got off inside her (I decided that she was on the pill and this was o.k.) she walked into the bathroom to clean-up and then we walked back down to the party. There were many more people in the common room now, there were Gryffindors of course, and even some Ravenclaws, and some Slytherins also. I didn't see any Hufflepuffs though. I began greeting everyone giving them names as I did. Four different times, four different girls smiled and said "hey" to me as they licked their lips. I gave them each a devious smile and shifted my eyes toward my girlfriend and then winked. They all smiled back and checked me out hardcore.

I walked up to a guy and said, "Jamaal! What's going on man!" He turned around and said, "Oh shit! Yoshi, what's up man!" I looked at him and said, "Aite Jamaal, be honest with me. I'm trying to catch up to your "number." How many girls did you rail this summer? And did you just bang some witches or did you get some muggles too. Because, I hit a little of each!" He gave a chuckle and fist pounded me. He then said, "Motha F***er, I stuck my dick between the bars at a muggle zoo and f***ed a primate!" I laughed hard and said, "Your a nasty motha f***er, you know that right?" He laughed and I turned and saw his twin brother sitting beside us on a chair. I said, "Teo, my man! You didn't witness that sh** did you?" Teo said, "Unfortunately, yeah I did!" We all laughed again and Teo said, "Yosh come over here and hit this." I took a hit and my head suddenly went numb. My eyes began rolling around in my head. I said, "What the f*** was that?" He said, "Weed...with a little LSD!"

I walked over to the food table and grabbed a strawberry mountain dew. It was awesome. I fixed a plate of munchies and I saw JT and walked up to him. I said, "JT! whats up?" He said, "Me and Jamaal are just talking a little Quidditch. Talking some Three-Peat!" I said, "Damn right we are gonna three-peat!" I talked to them for a bit and gathered that I was the star Keeper, JT was the seeker, Teo and Jamaal were the chasers along with my friend Cliff and we had to hold tryouts for the new beaters. I awoke as I began to play butterbeer pong with Matt.

that was a nice long lucid man, going to hogwarts had to be a blast

Dang that was pretty long man! I loved it. I love all of your lucids. Your DJ was the first i ever read here on DV and you inspire me alot from your success man. Keep on dreamin!

Holy fuck. Dude, I'm practically speechless. So epic. That alone inspires me to try hardcore to lucid. So fucking funny.

Yeah, that was my longest LD to date. Glad you guys enjoyed it!

August 29, 2009
Lucid Dream 92: Fuzzy...
around 2:00pm
WILD

Category - Exploration


I decided to take an afternoon nap. I laid down and did my usually WILD technique. I hit SP on the first position change and began to feel my body sliding around the room. Once it stopped I opened my eyes and stood up. I did a quick nose pinch and I had indeed succeeded. I noticed my dreamscape was incredibly fuzzy and nothing I did would clear it up. I decided to proceed with the dream. I walked out of my basement door and I saw my dad standing out in the yard. It was night time, but he had a weird sun hat on and sunscreen on his nose. He looked at me and said, "Fuzzy!" I said, "What?" He pointed all around and said, "It is very fuzzy out here! Why don't you clear it up!" I said, "I tried, but it didn't work." He said, "What did you try?" I then said, "I don't have time for this!" I turned and immediately took flight.

I had trouble flying however and crashed to the ground below. I sat up and noticed a trampoline beside me. I decided to see how high I could jump on it. I hopped up, but my legs instantly became jelly-like. I couldn't jump at all. I got off the trampoline rather frustrated and my dad was standing beside me again. He said, "You call that jumping?" I told him, "I bet you 100$ I can fly." He then said, "What the hell? Son, you been smoking that grass?" I then took flight, but flew into a powerline that had plastic cups glued to it. The cups covered every inch of the powerline. I hung from it by one hand and said, "See I told you I could fly." Dad said, "Well, If thats what you call flying, then so be it." I decided not to even argue. I was trying to spin and return to hogwarts when I was suddenly awoken by one of my roommates.

Dude your DJ motivates me to learn Lucid Dreaming

Ahaha, that must have been frustrating.

dzid - Glad you are enjoying it!
czech - Oh yeah, super frustrated!



August 30, 2009
Normal Dream 98: Tempers Flare
around 10:30am

Category - ???


I was at a food court with a few of my friends. It was me, Ryano, Jon B, and Chris R. We were all blazed and in line waiting to get our food when we began goofing off. Chris was putting his fingers in his milk and doing the fake sneeze thing, flicking chocolate milk on us. I would hit them in the back of the head with some corn I had in my pocket when they weren't looking. Suddenly the woman behind the counter (who looked like a total bitch anyway) said, "HEY! You guys need to grow up! Your acting like 2 year olds! You don't deserve to be off at midnight!" It was apparently midnight. This immediately pisses me off and I retaliate with, "We aren't bothering you. Why don't you mind your own business. Furthermore, if you were paying more attention to your f***ing job, this line would actually be moving and we would gone by now!" She walks to the back and gets her manager.

He walks out and says, "Is there a problem sir?" I say, "I'm not the one with the problem. I'm just waiting on my food." He says, "Well, I was told there was a disturbance and-" I cut him off with, "There was no disturbance at all until your worker here, started running her damn mouth." He started telling me what happened and I interrupted again, "I know what happened. I was f***ing here! I don't need to hear you tell me!" He then grabbed a hard plastic tray and slammed it against the wall. He said, "Get out!" He then placed his hand on my back and nudged me toward the door. I went off, "Don't you f***ing touch me! Do not put your f***ing hands on me unless you are ready to fight!" He then shouts, "Well, maybe I am!" I was waiting with my fist balled hoping to god, that he touched me again. I was so overcome with anger that I awoke.

Originally Posted by KingYoshi

I was waiting with my fist balled hoping to god, that he touched me again. I was so overcome with anger that I awoke.

My mind works that same way when i'm ready to fight someone...I'll give them a mental line, and just hope they cross it, but normally the situation dies down.

Haha, christ dude. Yo, you should have stomped that mother fucker's lights out! Haha

August 31, 2009
Lucid Dream 93: The Falling Tree
around 2:00pm
DILD

Category - ???


I was outside of an unfamiliar house. I noticed that there were several large dead trees around me. I was now laying down under these trees watching them sway in the wind. I was directly under a particularly large one and I imagined a large branch falling and smashing me. I kept imagining it happen over and over again. I could see it happening every time just as vivid as if it were actually happening. After a few times I noticed that I could actually feel the branch hitting me every time. I stood up and looked where I had been laying and saw about 10 identical branches laying around me. I thought, "Wait a second. That isn't possible." I then reached up and performed a nose pinch RC. I was indeed dreaming.

I looked around for a second because I had thought all this was, for sure, real. I noticed one of the trees looked like the Whomping Willow. I also noticed that the house was abandoned and boarded up, but there were several cars parked in the driveway. The sky was overcast and cloudy. I saw several clouds spinning in fast, tight circles (possibly in the early stages of a tornado). I leapt from the ground and took flight. As I flew over the street I noticed that the entire town seemed to be abandoned, but everyone had left their vehicles behind. I saw a newspaper blow by in the wind. Suddenly, my entire vision was of the front page of the newspaper. I believe I was still flying above, but I had an extremely vivid vision of the newspaper. The front page had a picture of the "Dark Mark" (smoke/cloud that was shaped like a skull with a snake coming out of the skulls mouth, for those who don't know). It was moving around and glowing slightly in the picture. The headline read, "Voldemort has taken the city!" My vision ended and I was back to flying over the street. I slowly felt my body beginning to wake up. I decided to go for a DEILD. I prepared, but it didn't seem to work.

I awoke in my bed. I got up and walked into the kitchen where my cousin was getting a glass of milk. I immediately said, "Hey when did you get in?" He told me he had just got there. I talked to him for a while, can't remember what we talked about though. After a while I felt a strange feeling and I suddenly awoke in my bed, for real this time. Lol, damn False Awakening!

I like your dreams, they remind me of mine quite a bit! I have had the Harry Potter dreams alot, they must really get caught somewhere in the psych.

I love how you do the nose pinch RC's, would you suggest doing those during waking quite often to get the process to carry over?

Originally Posted by IWillBeLight

I like your dreams, they remind me of mine quite a bit! I have had the Harry Potter dreams alot, they must really get caught somewhere in the psych.

I love how you do the nose pinch RC's, would you suggest doing those during waking quite often to get the process to carry over?

Glad you enjoy them! Yeah, nose pinch RCs are the best IMHO. Doing RCs during waking will definately help lead to lucidity! Good Luck!