Last night I dreamed that I ran down into this huge kind of dug out crater, surrounded by a suburban neighborhood at the top edges, which had a carved out sloping pathway that led down to the bottom, which was a dangerous swamp. A couple other kids and I were running away, "banished" I guess, and had to resort to jumping down here. There were several venomous snakes hidden around in the bushes of the swamp. You could hear them nearby whenever you heard a rattling crescendo, and then they would strike at your feet. I had one strike at me, and it was a white snake with about 8 inch long front teeth. It moved by sinking its ridiculously long teeth in the dirt and dragging the rest of its slinky body forward.
It was a little slow when it rattled at me and struck out, but the long teeth and the possibility of death was extremely frightening. I tried to dodge several stinging strikes at me, and then finally was able to run away, back up the sloped pathway. Then some how I heard
Jeff777 say something like, "Oh that's nothing, one of those snakes bit off my entire dick!", and there I saw on the ground in front of me on the way up, Jeff's severed privates. I figured that if Jeff got such a nasty encounter with one of these snakes and STILL managed to survive and sound just fine, then I didn't really have much to worry about.
I swear Jeff, I didn't mean to have a crazy dream like that!

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