Originally Posted by kealmcking
...It was such a weird dream....
I had a funny non lucid that had slender man(more like jack, from nightmare before christmas)
I was in a forest with thin trees that reached far further than I could see, there was mist every where, silent hill style, and I started to get a little nervous. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. Tall, dark, handsome (joke), very ominous. I thought it looked a bit like a slender man and that just confirmed it. Its face formed two solid white eyes (no pupils) and a large, stitched mouth with no lips. I get scared out of my skin and start running, lo and behold it starts chasing me...
-missing scene- I think i got tired or something
... I'm walking along with this slender man and he won't shut up! He just keeps yelling "I'm slender man! I'm scary, I'm scary!" over and over and over again, jumping around like a cartoon monkey, until I turned around and said "ENOUGH! YOU ARE NOT SCARY! YOU ARE COMICAL! LIKE A CLOWN! WITH MANNEQUIN FACE PAINT!"(from Unreal Tourney 2004)
"YOU ARE NOT EVEN SLENDER! ...OR A MAN! ENOUGH ALREADY! YOU ARE NOT SCARY!"
Suddenly he was a young girl (though she looked and sounded the same)
She looked up at me (technically down but physics was weird) and wimpers "b-b-but i'm slender man, I should be scary... d-d-don't you think im scary?"
"No, your not. What? Are you gunna ask am a kawai uguu?" (cute in japanese or something, very popular in anime)
"A....Am I?"
I mutter to myself "jesus..." and walk off
I woke up in tears of laughter... I don't even watch anime
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