Thread: Facts and Laws in the Dream Realm

Interesting note on the laws thing, one of the most commonly reported themes in a dream is being accused of a breaking a law or committing a crime that you didn't do.

Originally Posted by dk2852

Interesting note on the laws thing, one of the most commonly reported themes in a dream is being accused of a breaking a law or committing a crime that you didn't do.

Yeah, good point. You or I could be driving a car in a dream and get pulled over and have the officer draw a gun on you claiming that you've committed grand theft auto.

I find that even in those situations, I can't negotiate my way out of it. I must conform to the role and become the outlaw. If I become lucid, which is almost always the case in such a situation, the authorities better run from me. Unless they want a green fireball to come blowing up on the squad car. haha.

• If you are offered a piece of cake you should politely refuse because it will taste HORRIBLE!
• Always go to the toilet before visiting Dreamland because you won't find a private toilet there.
• Cars don't have brakes.
• If you touch a mirror you will get electrocuted and it will hurt!
• You will never make it on stage in time so don't bother rushing.
• The laws of physics will prevent you from ever being able to put on a pair of stockings.

• If you refuse to read your lines at a play, you will grow wings and 3 extra eyes.
• To defeat a golem, make a giant paper net, because paper beats rock.
• If you go back in time, no one will recognize you because you're older than they ever remember you.
• If you're in a car and a song comes on the radio that you know, everyone has to get out of the car into a ditch.
• Putting objects in a secret compartment in the toilet will protect them from harm, except if there's a flood.

Originally Posted by aioinae

• If you refuse to read your lines at a play, you will grow wings and 3 extra eyes.
• To defeat a golem, make a giant paper net, because paper beats rock.
• If you go back in time, no one will recognize you because you're older than they ever remember you.
• If you're in a car and a song comes on the radio that you know, everyone has to get out of the car into a ditch.
• Putting objects in a secret compartment in the toilet will protect them from harm, except if there's a flood.

Gosh your dreams sound pretty silly.

Oh and one more...

Even if you are lucid and you think you're lord and master of Dreamland don't ever throw yourself at a plate glass window expecting to automatically go through coz you might just not and this can be really embarrassing

Originally Posted by DreamQueen

Gosh your dreams sound pretty silly.

Sometimes I wish they made a little more sense, if only to seem more meaningful

If you try to turn invisible and try to phase through a wall at the same time, hot girls around you turn ugly.