Thread: One of my best and fully controlled LD's yet.

So I wake up and get out of bed. I automatically reach for a cigarette like I normally do when I wake up. I can't find where I put them. I look and turn on the light but it doesn't work. I think that the bulb is dead. So I find in the dark by feeling around that someone switched out my cigarettes and gave me lights instead of my normal full flavors.
So.. I look at the alarm clock and it's at 12:00 AM sharp. I'm like man how did I wake up this early? So I walk downstairs. And open the back door to have my cigarette. My lighter isn't working. It's making a green flame. I'm thinking somethings REALLY wrong. I take a glimpse outside and it's light.. It's not suppose to be light outside at 12:00 AM.
So I really fast do a reality check. My finger goes through my hand ALL THE WAY.
Excuse my language but I went "FUCK YEAH I'M DREAMING!" So I walked outside a bit and it was cold. I closed my eyes and told myself that I wanted it warmer. It didn't look warmer outside when I opened my eyes but I felt kind of like a warming hot flash that stayed with me through the wrong dream. Anyway, I closed my eyes again (trying to summon things for a bit). And came across that I might want to practice driving. So I summon a ford bronco somehow, when I asked for a Lambo. So I get in and there is no key. I yell START. And it starts, but smoke emits from the engine. I yell FIX DAMN YOU. And it starts completely and fully-functional. I grab the wheel and it feels really weird. So I start driving down my own block, I take a left down my neighbors house and get onto the main road. I hear sirens and seen flashing lights in the corner of my eye. So I floor it. I yell out the window. THIS IS SOME DUKES OF HAZZARD SHIT MAN! So they start to surround me. It's freakin' weird. So I floor it. And my Bronco turns over. I crawl out. It doesn't hurt but it feels weird inside like butterflies. I remember around that time feeling like going from first person to third person loosing my lucidity. So I read on the forums one time that spinning around would help. So I yelled PAUSE and everything but my actions paused. So I started spinning, but half of it worked. So I felt okay. I kept things paused. I was on a bridge now, don't know how I got there. And suddenly everything unpaused. And someone came up to me and I was like HEY I DIDN'T WANT THIS UNPAUSED! And he said well this isn't your dream. Haven't you ever seen the movie Inception? I had just watched the movie the other night. And I said, yes, but this is my fucking dream. Excuse the language again but I was mad because he was testing me, a fictional dream character. So I pushed him and he turned into a police officer and started chasing me. I rolled down the side of the bridge and landed on the bottom half of it where another few officer's grabbed me and cuffed me. They took me to a department where I was held in a holding cell with a black man who wanted "fun in the showers" as he called it. I beat him up and layed down on the metal rack thingy.
I wanted to wake up because I thought that I might have been in a dream too long and I might be sleeping in. So something forces my eyes to shut. and I feel a sense of sleep paralysis in the dream, it is REALLY weird. But then I wake up. Grab my cigarette. And fix cinnamon rolls and post this here on dreamviews.
Hope you guys enjoyed. I sure did.
-DG