there was a thread in 2006 about the darnest things that the DCs says in dreams and i remember of laughing my ass off while reading it
So i decided to star this thread to you guys can share the most hilarious things that your DCs have told you

This one is from last night

I was in a warehouse fighting some persons that was attacking me. And then one DC that was actually my friend was jumping from rope to rope and the out of nowhere he said : "Thats why i love facebook" and grabs a rope and gives one like tarzan to kick one of the guys in the head that was attacking us .