Thread: The stupidest/strangest movie you've ever seen?

I'd have to say Spider's Web, a horribly animated CGI version ripoff of Charlotte's Web. I couldn't stand finishing the first part on Youtube. Blech!

I'd have to say Street Trash. A horrible horrible movie in so many ways. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Trash

On a side note, I watched part of Step Brothers and had a very strange night. I drank only about a 6-pack of sierra nevada pale ale and some sake and I guess I was pretty tired and a friend was saying something to me and I got annoyed and threw an empty bottle at him. He probably got knocked out and I fell asleep shortly after without remembering any of this had happened. I woke up the next morning and looked over at him and he's covered in blood. I freak the hell out not knowing wtf just happened and I'm like "DUDE YOU GOTTA WAKE UP, YOU'RE COVERED IN BLOOD!".

So he wakes up, and is like "WTF HAPPENED???". We goto the mirror in the bathroom to see his whole face and arm covered in blood, the blanket he was on was also covered too. After cleanin him up a bit and tending to the gash in his head, we then sat down to figure out what happened. Neither of us could explain it because we both really weren't drunk. So he's tryin to figure out if he operated his car without knowing it, then we thought we got in this fight with the dude down the street. It wasn't until we did a full CSI type shit that we decided that he must have been hit by a bottle thrown by me, and neither of us were sure why it happened but we shrugged it off.

I have no intention of watching Step Brothers in it's entirety.

Weasels Rip My Flesh

It's a super-low-budget horror-ish movie. It's actually kind of awesome to watch just for the sake of making fun of it. The special effects are hilarious! Also, the first line of the movie is an 8 year old kid going "awww shiiit"

Here is the opening scene. The rocket take-off at 2:00 is PRICELESS!!! Most ghetto special effect I've ever seen, bar none!

Visitor Q. I won't get into it much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visitor_Q

Beverly Hills Chihuaha. I wanted to vomit while watching this piece of shit.

"Employee of the month"

Horrible movie. It's one of those super generic Hollywood spawns. Then again, what did I expect from a romantic comedy? At least if it was one, depends on how you view it. I just hated it.

All comedies and horror movie these days are just stupid and/or not funny. Watched "My bloody valentine", predictable movie, but it had nudity.

wool 100% is pretty bizarre
http://movies.nytimes.com/2007/09/12/movies/12wool.html

Originally Posted by Spenner

Visitor Q. I won't get into it much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visitor_Q

Takashi Miike is awesome! Have you seen Ichi the Killer? I thought it was hilarious

Beverly Hills Chihuaha. I wanted to vomit while watching this piece of shit.

Agreed.

"Employee of the month"

I actually enjoyed that movie, I found it hilarious. :'D

The Hangover. I watched about an hour of it before I shut it off and I didn't so much as chuckle. The film relies too much on these crazy unbelievable situations the characters get into. It's pretty much the only thing the movie has going for it, because the characters aren't funny or interesting at all. I don't know, I just felt the movie was really missing something. Everything was so far-fetched I ended up rolling my eyes rather than laughing.

EDIT: And there's been plenty of stupid comedies that i've laughed my ass off to. Like Pineapple express and any movie starring Jay and Silent Bob.

Necropolis...The characters randomly burst into song (it isn't a musical) and the demon scenes are really awkward. There's a reason why it was in the Free Movies section in On Demand.

It's a real good movie though if you want to just sit back and add stupid commentary with your friends.

Originally Posted by Woozie

The Hangover. I watched about an hour of it before I shut it off and I didn't so much as chuckle.

I couldn't get through that movie either.

The Human Centipede

Seriously...What The Fuck.

I think all of you are forgetting pootie tang. It tried so hard to be funny and fell flat on its face because of the weirdness. I think the only time I laughed the whole movie was at the start when it said his dad got killed by a random gorilla at a smelting factory...and only then it was because of the guy in the gorilla suit just running on stage and off.

edit: so I just read up on this human centipede movie...and yeah, that would be the most screwed up movie ever. BUT I havnt seen it, thus, pootie tang is still at the top of stupidest/weirdest movies for me hehe.

Originally Posted by Replicon

Takashi Miike is awesome! Have you seen Ichi the Killer? I thought it was hilarious

Yes, I loved that movie Takashi Mike is truly great, I love his work regardless of how fucked up it is, hehe.

Date Movie. God knows I only went to please my friend.

Originally Posted by Puffin

Agreed.

I actually enjoyed that movie, I found it hilarious. :'D

To each his own then. :O *tips hat*

Originally Posted by Woozie

The Hangover. I watched about an hour of it before I shut it off and I didn't so much as chuckle. The film relies too much on these crazy unbelievable situations the characters get into. It's pretty much the only thing the movie has going for it, because the characters aren't funny or interesting at all. I don't know, I just felt the movie was really missing something. Everything was so far-fetched I ended up rolling my eyes rather than laughing.

EDIT: And there's been plenty of stupid comedies that i've laughed my ass off to. Like Pineapple express and any movie starring Jay and Silent Bob.

TH was pretty cool. I've never been a huge fan of comedies but it made me chuckle.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

The Human Centipede

Seriously...What The Fuck.

Hahahaha, that movie was pretty cool. I heard there was gonna be a sequel.

The Human Centipede

Seriously...What The Fuck.

Just watched trailer. Just barfed. Egch.

Haha. Yeah. There is supposed to be a sequel coming out in 2011, with a 12-person chain, instead of 3 people.

And not that it would have been all that redeeming, but the movie wouldn't have been SO utterly "WTF", if it was a GOOD movie. But it was just Horrible. I mean, everything. The acting, the premise. It was just...wow.

Oh, and tkdyo, I thought Pootie Tang was amazing. Lol.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Haha. Yeah. There is supposed to be a sequel coming out in 2011, with a 12-person chain, instead of 3 people.

And not that it would have been all that redeeming, but the movie wouldn't have been SO utterly "WTF", if it was a GOOD movie. But it was just Horrible. I mean, everything. The acting, the premise. It was just...wow.

Oh, and tkdyo, I thought Pootie Tang was amazing. Lol.

At least it was original, gotta admit that. Not your typical "masked man stabs teenagers to death" plot, but something new and fucked up.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Oh, and tkdyo, I thought Pootie Tang was amazing. Lol.

lol you would O, you would

The Children. I watched it a few months ago, and I have to say, I was really disappointed.
I found it very unrealistic. and stupid. it wasnt scary at all, i didnt jump at all, and the parents in the film really pissed me off.

You know, the trailer is actually creepy.

I remember when I was in junior high and my teachers pissed me off, I thought "we're 25 to 1, why don't we just rebel and tie them up and take over the school?"
Now I'm a teacher and sometimes, I'm scared.

Bio Dome. Sometimes I wonder which mental institution that lobotomized retard Pauly Shore escaped from.