Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

My dream was filled with people i knew in everday life... everything was the same... EXECPT we were all cartoon talking birds!!!

Well there was some kind of nutter throwing darts at me last night, which hurted, but I didn't realize that him throwing dart arrows was weird, or that the arrows were gone as soon as they hit me was weird, or that I didn't start bleeding was weird.

Last night I thought, "Hey my phone is ringing in real life... Oh well!"

Originally Posted by RockNRoller123

Last night I thought, "Hey my phone is ringing in real life... Oh well!"

OMG that sucks.... but it's still kind of funny

Im in a giant hamster cage.. and this random guy come's up to me and say's:

Random guy: YOUR JUST JELOUSE!!

Me:... Jelouse of what?

Random guy: Because u cant dance like this.. "Shuffles his feet about and Spins his head all the way round untill he is looking at me again"..

Me: DUDE Your so tottaly right about that. I am So jelou

Random guy: SHUT THE "BEEP" UP U HOBO....

Me:

Random guy: You just cant stand the fact that ps100 is way better than an xbox 369, IT HAS BLUE RAY!!!...

Me:. ermmm

Random guy: BLUEEEEEEEE RAYYYYYYYYYYY!! "falls over" no matter how much i try to get up.. I, i just cant. Cuz my body. heheh, its to... FAT!!

Me:....indeed?

Random guy:....... sooo, you like olives..

Me: "ly's on the ground!... Im going to sleep,... Says to self. tonight.. i will have a lucid dream...

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Having a discussion with a DC about things you can and cannot do in dreams while not being able to do something I'm not supposed to be able to do in a dream.

Originally Posted by Sulukra

Having a discussion with a DC about things you can and cannot do in dreams while not being able to do something I'm not supposed to be able to do in a dream.

Well last night I had a dream and I was in the car with my buddies driving somewhere, and for some odd reason he hands me an Imodium in it's little packet. I looked on the back and it said 'Imodium DILD' and I checked multiple times and it didn't change. I sat there pondering "Why would they put DILD on the packet? Does it induce DILDs? This doesn't make sense....oh well"

-_-

A few weeks ago, I dreamed I was at The School. It's a recurring location in many of my dreams. In the basement, which is where I always end up, theres a vast locker room made up of a series of rooms that go on as far as I can see. Well, I thought, "I wonder if this is a dream." I tried to do the finger through palm reality check, and it didn't work, just like real life. So I said, "Wow, so this is a real place, and not just a place in my dreams."

I was in an airport with a couple of friends, and we decided to all buy pets for some reason. We all meet back up with an assortment of pets, and I picked up a lizard type creature. Something catches my attention, and the lizard turns into a snake. The snake tries to jump at me, but I get out of the way. Something catches my attention again, and when I look back at my pet, the snake is in an aquarium, and has turned into a newt. Same thing happens, and this time, it looks like an eel. The next time it looks orange/yellow in color, with scales, and a dragon type head.

Last night i almost had an LD.
I did my usual reality check (looking at my hands) and found out i had 12 and 1/2 fingers (one was actually growing).

So i remember saying to myself "Oh, then its okay, this is NOT a dream"

D'oh!

i was in my backyard and this girl kept saying that i was dreaming. i kept saying i wasn't. so she had this stepping stool thing in front of me and she said, "close your eyes and see if you can step right into the air." i couldn't even balance on it so i was like, "see, im not dreaming." then she gave me a piece of grass and said, "try to make this levitate." i made it catch fire and said, "damn, im wrong, i am dreaming." then went on with my business not lucid.

I had one where I was Butters from South Park, being chased by a 100ft tall ape-man-thing. I got to the coast, had a brief conversation with the ameobea in the sand, then swam towards a boat, which smiled at me, then raced my way to come pick me up.

Last night I dreamed that I was lying awake in bed. Then I tried to lucid dream while awake. In my dream it actually sort of worked, but I didn't become lucid.

I was a 16th centuary Japanese General and I was leading my army into battle. However, the battle was located in my school hall - twas a bit cramped.

I walk into a room and joined this guy playing bongo on this womens boobs. after I was tired I tried the boob graping machine

I ran into a random house, changed the channel on the livingroom television to porn and ran back out again. I don't know what I was trying to achieve, though it seemed like my normal beheviour to me!

Originally Posted by HyperNova

I ran into a random house, changed the channel on the livingroom television to porn and ran back out again. I don't know what I was trying to achieve, though it seemed like my normal beheviour to me!

Haha, that's ace! XD

I was telling some DCs about lucid dreaming and how you're supposed to do reality checks often and during your dreams. They did RCs and said that it worked, and they were dreaming. For some reason, all I could do was envy how lucky they were that they were dreaming and not me. (I hurt myself after waking up.)

talking to my dad in a dream, I said, "Now if we were dreaming we'd be able to do some really amazing stuff"

ffs

Last week I was escaping kidnappers with my kid brother (who doesn't exist) by climbing up a huge willow tree. I was thinking how lucky it was that we were both wearing green clothes because we will blend in better. Then I thought to myself that it was suspicious how lucky it was, like this is too good to be true. Then something else happened and I forgot all about it.

I feel like an idiot after this one lol. I was on a bus with heeps of mates, looked like a dry/deserty landscape. Suddenly it started flooding, im not sure if it even rained. We all got out and i started talking to a mate. He sed this is a dream, i could just fly to where we need to be. I started arguing with him about it. I said something like 'your an idiot, its not a dream, and you cant fly'. I woke up shattered at missing that lol.

Once, about 4 years ago when I was 10, I dreamed I was graduating at grade 8, and I realized that If I was born in 1994, and it was 2004, how could I be graduating? I didnt go lucid, but I did decide to go to the staff room, get a knife, and start killing everyone yelling "THIS IS A DREAM!". lol, it was funny

Originally Posted by bennerman

Once, about 4 years ago when I was 10, I dreamed I was graduating at grade 8, and I realized that If I was born in 1994, and it was 2004, how could I be graduating? I didnt go lucid, but I did decide to go to the staff room, get a knife, and start killing everyone yelling "THIS IS A DREAM!". lol, it was funny

well i hope you became at least part lucid before the stabbing part. because otherwise ummm....i hate to break it to you, but you might become a serial killer in a few years.