Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

I was talking to someone on MSN, explaining how cool Lucid Dreaming is, and how I'd love to be able to do it that night. It just looked so real though, I didn't catch on.

Was being chased by a dinosaur

I am a junior in high school so, in my dream, i was skipping my 3rd period class (thats when lunch is) and i told my friend, "you know, skipping is kinda cool" and then one of the administrators (Mr. Flores who is a really cool admin) says, "no its not, you know there are going to be consequenses for you skipping right?" and he jsut walked away. then i was at the library playing this game, called 9dragons, and when i logged in on the bottom of the screen it said "minimum exp is allowed" so i thought that that was Mr. Flores' punishment for skipping (in the dream it all made sense) and i asked him how did he do it. he told me that he was one of the creators of the game and to look at the menu, so i did and sure enough his name was in the middle of 5 others, but it just said Flores, no first or last name or anything. and the rest i forget.

but through all of that, i never once thought of doing a RC check.


and quick question, arent words not supposed to be legible in your dreams? because they were perfectly legible in this one?

I was at a theatre with friends in my dream. One of them got up and started dancing around on the stage and doing stupid things while the play was going on.
I got embarrased untill I realised the audience were laughing WITH him.
Then suddenly - as though I was given the script to my dream - I knew that my friends and I had to go to trail for something we did not do.
Then an idea came into my head in where by my friend acting like an idiot on stage we would become popular and so the trail will go in our favour.
So I told my other friends to also dance around like prats while I go around and recieve compliments and handshakes.

I dont know why this made any sense to me in the dream.

I was flying around my basement last night -_-.

Originally Posted by shotbirds

I was flying around my basement last night -_-.

wow, that's awsome

On my way to a party, going to pick up a classmate on my way, ending up at my old kindergarten, where he is chained to a desk, for misbehaving.. detention. (he's 19years old)

Okay, so I was on my way to my grandmother's house and when I got there I found 4 gaint packs of candy in the cupboard. I took out two Reese's and two M&Ms. And then the bad stuff happened.

-WHAT I DID : -
- I can read perfectly in my dreams. Proven.
- I remembered so in this dream.
- I also remembered that I had nothing in my sig on DV.
- I knew that if I kept looking away and back at the package I would read something different and stupid every time.
- I repeated this with a box of cheerios.

-WHAT HAPPENED : -
- I could NOT remember a THING when I woke up and it was soo funny I had burst out laughing in my dream. Even after in the dream I told myself to concentrate really hard on what the box says so I'd remember it when I woke up. I even repeated the words once or twice.
- The only thin I remember from the box is this "How to Dispose of School : 1. Throw yourself [school] out." D=

I TOLD MYSELF I WOULD WAKE UP! HOW THE HECK DID I NOT BECOME LUCID?!?!?!

A couple weeks ago I dreamed Ron Paul won the election. don't know how I missed that one.

Ok...I was lying on a pavement trying to go to sleep, and telling the yellow ducks that were coming up to me not to disturb me because I was trying to WILD.

I wake up (FA) to my husband asking me about wanting to do laundry. I start to tell him about the weird dream I just had. He just looks at me and says, "Are you sure you are not dreaming right now?" with out doing a RC I look at him and say back, "Yes dear I am sure." In an anoying tone for him interrupting me telling him about my dream. I woke up shortly after that and smacked my forhead for missing that lol.

Anna

Well, this happened years ago, and I probably wouldn't have had the incentive to RC (since I found out about all of this stuff a couple of days ago), but here goes. Basically... I "forgot" to dress for school and ended up arriving there naked. Go figure... how did I miss THAT?

Originally Posted by simone93

Ok...I was lying on a pavement trying to go to sleep, and telling the yellow ducks that were coming up to me not to disturb me because I was trying to WILD.

LOL
Damn those ducks for not telling you you were already dreaming.

I've never became lucid.

Missing a dreamsign? Don't even get me STARTED. Just last week, I had the most obvious dreamsign ever. I dreamed that I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and all of a sudden my dream changed, and I was in my room attempting to have a lucid dream. It never registered, and I never became lucid. Let me reiterate for clarification: I had a dream about trying to have a lucid dream, and I missed it.

Last night, I noticed how things weren't quite right. I started by trying a nose-plug RC, which half-worked. I could half-breathe through my nose, but I thought I just wasn't plugging it well enough. I tried again, and my nose was fully plugged. Still not satisfied, I tried a couple of other RCs, all of which reacted how they would in reality.

I shrugged it off and continued dreaming normally. When I woke up, I realized what I'd done...

I was running away from Belatrix LeStrange (I think that's her name... She's one of the death eaters from Harry Potter) in this weird place... While I was running away from her, I promised that I would have a talk with my girlfriend... I don't have a girlfriend right now...

I had a dream that I controlled the moon...

I had a dream that I was driving on this electric screwdriver/scooter into the ground and up through the ground...

I've fought boxing lobsters...

I dreamt about my teeth falling out last night and I told myself that this is strange coz my teeth only fall out in dreams, and I'm not dreaming right now.

I dreamed I was talking to this giant half-man half-bat creature...was really weird!

Damn you'd think these things would trigger our logic centers huh?

A dead super wolf came back to life and chased me and some other kids in a Halo 3 map and then the wolf turned into my geometry teacher.

Originally Posted by kingofclutch

A dead super wolf came back to life and chased me and some other kids in a Halo 3 map and then the wolf turned into my geometry teacher.

lol wow

which map was it by the way??

Originally Posted by kingofclutch

A dead super wolf came back to life and chased me and some other kids in a Halo 3 map and then the wolf turned into my geometry teacher.

Originally Posted by DiScReEt

lol wow

which map was it by the way??

It was in the box on the Pit.

Look at my sig about my latest dream...or read my whole dream journal entry. Why that didn't make me go lucid is beyond me

Right now I dreamt I was in school outside with some friends and we had some kind of class, then were going to eat. It was really dark outside so he said '' It's especially scary now that it's so dark out here, are you afraid of the dark?'' And I respond ''Not really, I'm more a bit paranoid. I doubt reality all the time. See there is something called lucid dreaming, when you know you are dreaming. The most common way is when you notice something strange to do a reality check'' then he said ''What kind of reality check? Show me'' and I responded ''Nah, not now''. And that was that.

DUMB