Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Saturday I dreamt I was reading the Sunday's comics in the newspaper. The comic was this little boy telling his mother that he had a lucid dream for the first time and it was so amazing. He was really excited. I immediately narrowed in on "lucid dream". I thouht it was pretty cool that lucid dreaming was becoming such a wide spread, everyday thing that it was even being spoken about in the comics.

I asked myself if I was having a lucid dream at the moment and did a nose pinch reality test. It failed. I frowned at this. I was still skeptical and decided to do another nose pinch test. This one also fell. I was reluctant to accept the fact that I wasn't dreaming, but I determined that since the test failed, I must in fact be awake.

Too bad I didn't attempt to perform some other type of test. *tisk tisk* :shakes head sadly:

i had a dream where this is what i said

"I remember this place. This was in another dream where kids stole these bikes"


Woke up kicking myself.

yeah man. I have yet to have an LD, just found out about it yesterady. I get too excited to even go to sleep lol. But anyways, I had a dream to where me and some friends were walking to my truck on college campus. The truck had a ticket on it, and it was blue(campus tickets are white). I even picked up on that in my dream, but instead of doubting my dream, I asked my friends if it were just a warning. they said no, and I picked it up and the ticket was worth $49.78. As I wrote this in my journal I realized that I missed these STUPID OBVIOUS SIGNS! And I still have had no LD

3 days ago on my last lucid dream I became lucid after I did something stupid and almost killed somone. It was a vivid dream but not lucid yet. I was driving my jimmy inside a highschool because I was mad about them not having me paint something. Just a stupid dream, I have no Idea why I would want to paint anything anyhow. It was some kind of jungle thing for a play.

Anyways I smashed into some display and someone got hurt really bad. Right before this is when I became lucid but I couldnt stop the car. You can imagine in real life you would panic which I did and woke up.

Early this morning I had a dream in which I was in the bathroom sitting on the rim of the bathtub. I looked at my hands and my fingernails had eyes on them. Each fingernail was a copy of my blue contact lenses, like they were painted on. They had had black pupils too, like real eyes. I wondered how that was when I only touch my contacts with my fingertips and not my fingernails. I also figured my contact lenses were really really thin now since they had copied to each of my nails.

I mean like how crazy is that?

I also had a dream in which I questioned why this traffic light was on fire. Then seven birds flew out of it and I just sat in the car asking everyone to give me a rational explaination. No one answered me and I didn't bother to question if I could possibly be dreaming. I'm a dumb-dumb, at times, that is.

I was in a hotel room (i think of an apartment something like that) with my friends and it was on a really high floor.

I remember I wanted to just jump out of the window, and my friends were saying do it do it! So I opened the window as much as i could then i thought, wait I shouldnt do this because i might not be dreaming and this might be real life, then i thought but if i do this it might help me fly when i lucid dream because i will be free falling.

During this whole dream I didnt go lucid even though i was thinking this might not be a dream so i shouldnt do it, I had no control over the dream and i could have just done a reality check but for some reason i didnt?

This just happened and im pissed off

lol this is a good idea for a post.
i don't miss dream sings much however i have said to myself at times "this is a really cool dream" but not throught to turn lucid, and i used to do that a lot.

I also remember in a dream once i became aware that i was dreaming and asked a dc "am i dreaming?", to which they replied "no". When i became perplexed and said "yes i am" they got anxious and went "i don't know".

One time I was walking around outside and I saw my cat lying in the middle of the road, so I walked over to her to see if she was OK but then she jumped up and tried to come over to me. As soon as she did this a tall guy in a wizards robe ran over to her and sprayed her with some sort of powder, which made her fall over again. This made me lucid and, telling myself I could get away easily, I did some sort of karate kick through the air. He turned around and sprayed me with the powder. I had a false awakening and that's all I can remember

I had a dream last night where it was pitch dark outside, really scary scenario. I was hiding behind some pillar as some lady was walking up towards this BIG Gate. Just as she's messing with the lock, I vividly recall thinking

"Since I'm dreaming, I should probably scare the shit out of her for fucks and giggles!"

Then I pop up and go "grrr!!!" and she freaks and runs off, I chuckle and think how funny this dream is.

Then I wake up and think...awwww fuck!

EDIT:

I just had another wonderful moment after typing this last post.

It was 3:30pm, I had work at 6pm, so I set my alarm at 5:30. I figured I'd go for an afternoon wild.

About an hour into it, I had fallen asleep and was having a dream when somehow my iPod dock turned on and I heard "You are sleeping" play on my Lucid Remix mp3, which caused me to wake up instead of Lucid.

So I lay back down and attempt Wild attempt 2. After a while, both my alarms start ringing, telling me I need to get to work, I quickly hop up and realize half of my body is ompletely unresponsive. I'm not sure exactly how SP works, but I couldn't feel numbness, or move my left hand and leg at all.

I thought "Arhhh! I just started dipping into SP and it's stupid work time!)

some days ago i was with some guy i in the dream i told him how to get lucid! and then i told him its cool to fly on a flying boat so some time later i was on that boat and told the Crew Again about lucid dreams that its total cool and so on...when i woke up i thought WTF?!?!


my Dreamsigns are Famous People and Scary Moments i i often Missed to recognize this Signs...its take much practise....


the stupidest thing is when you try to have a WILD and your Girlfriend starts to move 5 seconds before Lucidity begins!!! or you have to go to work...ahhhh

I had a dream once, where I was in a huge unisex public toilet facility without any walls, but with a big pool and the toilets on piers out into the pool. This toilet was located in my school, and I was surprised at never having seen it before. Since I really had to pee I went to one of the toilets, but then I thought to myself that if you pee in a dream you might pee in real life too, so I decided not to and continued with my dream. All without ever realizing I was dreaming.

Then again I'm stupid IRL too. I remember waking up one night (IRL), and thinking to my self "Wow, that's the best dream I have EVER had!! I'm really gonna regret not writing this down...", then I went back to sleep. The following morning was though >.<

Originally Posted by khh

I had a dream once, where I was in a huge unisex public toilet facility without any walls, but with a big pool and the toilets on piers out into the pool. This toilet was located in my school, and I was surprised at never having seen it before. Since I really had to pee I went to one of the toilets, but then I thought to myself that if you pee in a dream you might pee in real life too, so I decided not to and continued with my dream. All without ever realizing I was dreaming.

Then again I'm stupid IRL too. I remember waking up one night (IRL), and thinking to my self "Wow, that's the best dream I have EVER had!! I'm really gonna regret not writing this down...", then I went back to sleep. The following morning was though >.<

I had a pee dream about a year ago. Nothing strange, I was just taking a leak in a bathroom. Then I kindof 1/2 awoke, I got in a panic, in one world I was taking a pee and the other I was laying in bed. Atleast this time I didnt pee the bed like I used to when I was little.

A few weeks ago I had a dream where I was in the game morrowind. I was levitating with some lady and realized I must be dreaming so I asked her if I was and she said, "yes you are dreaming, but you better forget that you are or you will fall to your death".

I was pissed when I woke up.

lol just last night i dreamed i went onto to my computer an installed a program called Lucid0h3 where it randomly sent pop-up windows telling you "i will be Lucid" or something like "I will lucid dream" and you had to click "ok" to make it go away. the funny thing is i fell asleep saying this mantra...... and it even APPEARED in my dream.Stupid me! seriously, Epic Fail!

Originally Posted by Michaeljp86

I had a pee dream about a year ago. Nothing strange, I was just taking a leak in a bathroom. Then I kindof 1/2 awoke, I got in a panic, in one world I was taking a pee and the other I was laying in bed. Atleast this time I didnt pee the bed like I used to when I was little.

Yeah, I used to do that when I was little too. Guess that's why I learned to never pee in dreams, even if it wouldn't be a problem anymore :p

I had a dream that I was in an airplane, opened a window (it was like our kitchen windows), got sucked out, fell, and landed on the road behind our house without getting hurt. So I proceeded to walk towards my house.
The only thing is that I had that (exact) dream a million times when I was little, I don't get how I didn't recognize it.

I ALMOST missed this one last time, but I managed to catch it.

The dream started out with me loading random things into a crate (most of them were really big guns) and my friend asked me why I was carrying the crate around with me. I told her I would train myself to use it as a common theme in my dreams, so it will appear with me when I become lucid. I'll use it in non lucid dreams like this one. She just walked off. Then I followed her, and found her and two other people in the middle of my school hallways sitting at a table playing cards. One of them says something about dreaming, and I suddenly realize that's because it's a dream. I look at each of them and go "you're dreaming, and you're dreaming, and you're dreaming" and they do nothing. Then they slump forward and get a glaze in their eyes. I realize it's because they're just DC's.

April 14 - I dream I was laying on my bed and I look under the sheets to see that I have two hands. I saw nothing odd with that but then I look again, two hands...Then I start thing to myself...How the hell I lift the sheet up and see two hands? Look again and there was three. I started to freak out but I keep looking and notice it two again. (I forgotten about what I notice earlier.) Then I just woke up. How the hell did I not become lucid after that. Feel so stupid.

O, I think at one point one of the hands move like "the thing" on the Adam's Family (the show) and gone near my head.

Doing the hand RC seem to not work in this case...I should have done the palm hand thing.

Wow I love this thread!

The other night, I was turning pages in my History textbook without touching them, Harry Potter-style...my only thought was, "See, you can do anything if you believe in yourself!"

I was so annoyed when I woke up, especially as I was only lightly sleeping which is normally when I have lucid dreams.

And I did try to do this in real life too, thinking, "If I only believe...". Needless to say, it didn't work!

The spoon is not there...

I on the computer too much in my dreams but typing a dream in my DJ without hitting the keys, you would think about myself be dreaming at the current moment.

Sorry for double posting but you would think being underwater would be counted as the pinching the nose RC.
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2nd dream me and my bro was going to fight a giant squid (we was underwater) and I was telling my bro that there was a heart piece over a wall so I could fight the boss fight. I was wrong, it was a heart container. I die and my bro kill it getting a 2nd container. Later we was near the boss area just floating underwater. For some reason I told my bro a joke that I was looking for sharks. He told me that there ARE sharks underwater. (Anyone play GTA, the one where you can swim and was scare of sharks?) He took me to the side door of our grandma's house and I of course swim away as that where the sharks stay. Later in that dream we was in our Grandpa's room and there was seahorses with aggro. (They only attack after you get a number of feet in front of them.) and my bro being the lucky dick he is, got a heart piece or container. (Forgot which.) I woke up without becoming lucid not even once and yet was underwater in the dream 100% of the time that I recall it.
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Last night I was reading a dream journal and then I punched a hole in a car. I didn't get lucid.

I later got lucid in a different dream when I walked into a store that exists and I visit often.

Lol, just the first page of this thread had me rolling laughing.

So, i took a short nap yesterday. (I was in a doc's office with an IV in my arm. That requires more explaination then you probly wanna hear). I started dreaming immediately. I dreamed that I was at a sort of pool party with my doctor and all my and nurses. I was laying out, and i fell asleep. I had a "false awakening" and i knew i was "dreaming". I became "lucid". I tried to make one of my best friends appear, but it didnt work. i "woke up" from my "dream" and I was back by the pool again. I thought to myself "something isn't right..."
Then I opened my eyes for real and I was back in the doctor's office with the IV stuck in my arm. I almost hit myself i was so angry. A lucid dream inside a dream....crazy.

I was near this creature, it was almost like he knew me, i was cleaning up in a house, and he said he could make me lucid, but he didn't want to.

Did i attempt a reality check? nope lol

Originally Posted by HaRd_WiReD

I was near this creature, it was almost like he knew me, i was cleaning up in a house, and he said he could make me lucid, but he didn't want to.

Did i attempt a reality check? nope lol

Same with me almost every dream. Strang stuff happens but I never thing this cant be real. The few lucid dreams I just all of the sudden know Im in a dream.